DUDE THE ONE FOR DIDDY PERFECTLY MATCHES HIM! KINDA THE ONE FOR D.K TOO ALSO CHUNKY AND LOL LINKY LOOKS GOOD AS PYRO AND TINY IS SMOKING 0_0 ROFL!!!!!!!
The roles are perfect, the heavy is the big tank, scout's the little agile one, soldier's the grunt, spy's the sneaky/clever one, and the pyro's the retard.
So they're finally here, performing for you! If you know the words you can join in too! Put your hands together if you want to clap as we take you through this Fortress rap! Huh! T F! TF2! T F! TF2 is here!
"His Rocket launcher, can fire in spurts, if he crits ya, ITS GONNA HURT"
"This Kongs got disguises, so watch your backs dudes!"
"He takes no style, he takes no skill, t-t-t-this guy doesnt have a face!"
"He's bonked again, and about time too, and this time, he's in the mood."
"This guy's so strong, it isn't funny, can make a Scout cry out for mummy. He can pick up a sandvich with relative ease, makes crushing guys seem such a breeze"
"He can cloak himself to suit his mood! He's sneaky and stealthy when he needs to be, he can backstab enemies, and sap sentries! If you choose him, you'll not choose wrong, with a stab and a sap, he's one cool gentlemen!"
"He can burn stuff when he needs to and Axe enemies just for you. Compression Blast projectiles! This weird guy likes this tune!"
"He can fly real high when he double jumps, with his scatter out, he's one fast guy! He'll make you cry when he bonks you hard, but BLU team beware
yeah, but I thought the forest stage with the day and night thing's boss was pretty hard. *had forgotten what it was called* hated the part where the platform sinks into the lava.
I know right and if you fell off or didnt see the button right away you would have to run around for another 5 damn minuets waiting for it to come back
SPAH SAPPIN MY BLAST-O-MATIC!
nummydoughnuts 3 days ago
THAT TINY SAPPINH MY BANANA !
Sigma5656 1 week ago
almost creepier than the original.
HeroOfTime233 1 week ago
That Heavy laugh makes me very happy.
Rachman1337 2 weeks ago
>You will never play DK64, BK1 or 2 for the first time ever again
sync380 2 weeks ago
@sync380
>no game will ever be the same as the n64 games due to adulthood
that feel
Meowcow42 1 week ago
@Meowcow42
Sadfrog.tiff
sync380 1 week ago
Tiny Spy scares the crap out of me.
GigaNerd17 1 month ago
Boss 1: Soldier Kong vs Army Demo
Boss 2: Scout Kong vs Pyrogadon
Boss 3: Spy Kong vs Med(ic) Jack
Boss 4: Pyro Kong vs Pufftoculus!
Boss 5: Heavy Kong vs Pyrogadon (wants a revenge kill)
Boss 6: Soldier Kong vs Army Demo (wants a revenge kill and is upgraded by Krengineers)
Boss 7: All Kongs vs King Training Target
Boss 8: All Kongs vs King H.mann
72kingboo 2 months ago
@72kingboo idk,the final boss could be SAXTON HAAAAALE!
TheLPfan2000 1 month ago
i like diddy the best really suits him
XXYYDudeYYXX 2 months ago
POOTIS!!
Gnorcteen1 2 months ago
WHY
WHY DO THEIR HEADS FIT SO WELL ON THE MONKEY BODIES
WHY IS SPY BETTER WITH PIGTAILS
WHY
mmazingace 2 months ago 5
spy looks creepy
coldeed 3 months ago
Lanky looks awesome.
benboy803 3 months ago
NO.
Tiny should be the Sniper.
WritersBlah 3 months ago
Hmmm... Tavish D. Grute?
(Also, the Engi would be Cranky Kong for some reason)
TurretDude123 3 months ago
SPY IZ GIRL!!
Not big suprice! :)
1233889 3 months ago
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1233889 3 months ago
Scout is Diddy! OH NO!!!!!
ShadowScorpios 4 months ago
Lol spy is a girl!
destroyer129steam 4 months ago
PAINIS CUPCAKE!
GalaxiaShadow 6 months ago
SPY'S SAPPIN MAH EVIL JACK IN TEH BOX
kroolandwart 6 months ago
LOL
pawataku 6 months ago
That mad jack's a spy
scimpanze1000 6 months ago
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StopMotion613 7 months ago 4
Mad Vagineer
TheFatalitymaster 8 months ago 2
SO MUCH PUN
hbcool1 8 months ago
"bonkey kong" I lol'd.
Gotmilk0112 8 months ago
The music started and I knew I was in for a world of earrape. I couldn't say no.
Atylonisus 8 months ago 2
@Atylonisus Incredible.
Talgoran 8 months ago 2
Does Bonkey Kong have a habit of running around bonking people in the head and everyone leaves the game with headaches?
Looks like in this game never leave your Asprin behind.
Luciferminusone 8 months ago 3
THAT TINY'S A SPY!!!!
silverfan2k 8 months ago 2
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MrPivotjuggalo 9 months ago
ENTIRE TEAM IS MONKEYS!
WHAT SICK MAN SENDS MONKEYS TO FIGHT ME?
WaffleDude9001 10 months ago 54
If fighting is sure to result in bananas, then you must fight!
fdrdevotee 10 months ago 24
SPY'S SAPPIN' MAH DIXIE KONG!
Doghealer66 10 months ago
SPY SAPPIN' MY ANDROID-DESIGN HAIR
EatAnOctorok 11 months ago
This song is scarier then the original ._.
Lefonna 11 months ago 4
MAD PANCAKES.
twotailedavenger 11 months ago
Spy's got some nice pigtails there.
Jantern 11 months ago
Why didn't you do the demon train boss theme? That would've been more applicable in terms of its relation to Painis... XD
thps48 1 year ago
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benJAMMIN164 1 year ago
@benJAMMIN164 That's Soldier, not Engineer.
theguywhoannoysme 1 year ago
@theguywhoannoysme DAMMIT.
benJAMMIN164 1 year ago
@benJAMMIN164 Sorry man.
theguywhoannoysme 1 year ago
Tiny was the red spy.
ilikeluigi 1 year ago
Could you 'bonk' the Demon Resident Mine Cart theme and Puzzles in the Cave theme too? I'd really appreciate those :D
moon3991 1 year ago
@moon3991 I most certainly hope you don't want those just to make Painis Bonkcake.
neonal18 1 year ago
dat spy
mariodude89 1 year ago
I get bonked on the head alot by that toy.
crazykirby97 1 year ago
@crazykirby97 I don't know why, but that 'WHOOO!!!' sound Tiny makes when she reinflates is hilarious. It's like she's drunk.
theguywhoannoysme 1 year ago
can you do this with the DK 64 main theme
xIegionx 1 year ago
Mad jack as the Vagineer?
HMTcomp 1 year ago 2
O.O
MultiNinjakiller 1 year ago
Mad Jack is Medic, of course.
FalloDeSistema 1 year ago
After this picture, I feel a mod is need for this game.
dazkid33 1 year ago 2
O_O
MeatSim9 1 year ago
TINY KONG IS SPY!
BollyBibby 1 year ago
EAR RAPE
NinjaFreak626 1 year ago
I like the part where he said bonk.
esreveRPsychology 1 year ago
Spyny Kong!
NiNtenBricK 1 year ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS. lol not rlly. but there are a LOT of bonks
LetsPlayGuy12 1 year ago
You should try making a video like this, but with the Army Dillo (Crystal Caves) battle music!
Tahtorak 1 year ago
DUDE THE ONE FOR DIDDY PERFECTLY MATCHES HIM! KINDA THE ONE FOR D.K TOO ALSO CHUNKY AND LOL LINKY LOOKS GOOD AS PYRO AND TINY IS SMOKING 0_0 ROFL!!!!!!!
joethegamer444 1 year ago
wow, this wouldn't be half as good without that heavy laugh =D this would just creep me out if i was a little kid =O
TheSplat151 1 year ago
Heavy's laugh made this win
MrBlueJiggy 1 year ago
BONK B-BON BONK!!
D197JN 1 year ago
Every time I hear it that laugh kills me. If this was the original battle theme I'd have never beaten Mad Jack for laughing so hard.
MagicalMaster 1 year ago
mad jack- he's like a CLOWN, he's like a big badass clown who shoots lasers!!
Khyper87 1 year ago
oh jesus tiny is ugly. you couldnt spare a SECOND to get a better spy face?
or just made it medic?
towndrunk23 1 year ago
Spy as tiny = win
Ohlookaraptor 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Insta-sub right here.
No doubt about it.
kota328 1 year ago
heavy's laugh is well placed
Alxmir23 1 year ago
That Tiny's a spy!
SCRuner5h 1 year ago
Bonkey Kong XD
DarkProwl 1 year ago
ugh this boss gave me nightmares as a kid this is the weird duck thing right
sirshmooppy 1 year ago
@sirshmooppy Yes. The strange quacking jack-in-the-box with one eye.
galaxymario123 1 year ago
At 0:01 I PEED myself laughing. This video is somehow not the video I meant to click! But I'm so glad I did xD
meowkie 1 year ago
A Heavy that can jump higher than the Scout and that can turn invisable...WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!!
tconman31 1 year ago
Soldier Kong
Heavy Kong
Scout Kong
Pyro Kong
Spy Kong
Sigma5656 1 year ago
This is both hilarious and ... disturbing 0_o
Imagine hearing this as a 5 year old little child.... Just try to imagine it.....
jaderoseofchaos 1 year ago
Mad Jack: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE ALMIGHTY MAD JACK!
Tiny Kong: wtf?
twotailedavenger 1 year ago
I think they character match up perfectly Tiny=spy LOL
rabidgamefan1399 1 year ago
this is mad jack and mario paint mixed together. also How messed up. Just Take amtrak
TheDylanJoyce 1 year ago
That tiny is a spy!
NemesisTheZombieKing 1 year ago
mad jcks laugh was spooky enough.,..but heavys laugh scares the shit outta me!
NemesisTheZombieKing 1 year ago
The roles are perfect, the heavy is the big tank, scout's the little agile one, soldier's the grunt, spy's the sneaky/clever one, and the pyro's the retard.
Tacheonblack 1 year ago 36
@Tacheonblack dont think you could call dk a grunt if he was the leader though but the rest are good XD
NemesisTheZombieKing 1 year ago 2
@Tacheonblack In that case cranky's medic funky's engineer and candy's the girl on the poster at that one map whose name I can't remember
scimpanze1000 6 months ago
@scimpanze1000 The Announcer?
This leaves Dem O. Man and whoever the Sniper is.
Spiderpig2398 5 months ago
@Spiderpig2398 well the demoman is probably K.lumsy and sniper is snide
scimpanze1000 5 months ago
@scimpanze1000 AND EVERY BOSS REMAIN UNKNOWN FOR A WHILE.
Spiderpig2398 5 months ago
@Spiderpig2398 Until tf3
scimpanze1000 5 months ago
@scimpanze1000 Or TF2 gets some more classes.
But then again, Pyro makes more sense for Dodagon, though.
Spiderpig2398 5 months ago
@Spiderpig2398 true
scimpanze1000 5 months ago
@Tacheonblack And king k. rool is The headless horseless horseman
trueking128 5 months ago
@trueking128 nah hes demo man
nummydoughnuts 3 months ago
ahaha wow this is so funny
aroogooy123 1 year ago
Needs more endless 'Wheeeee!'s from Spy.
HybratKaizer 1 year ago
Love the Heavy laugh replacing the laugh of Mad Jack =P
Klagmar 1 year ago 6
the spy looks so retarded and if you listen closely, u can hear the scout sayin "BONK"
aidan456782 2 years ago
I kindof knew Heavy Weapons guy would be Chunky Kong. He is heavy Kong. Chunky/Heavy both mean the same thing, Fat Ass Kong.
InerdemonBOI9003 2 years ago
I am delighted and disturbed at the same time. And now I want some sour candy.
yoshibones 2 years ago
i have to say that the spy looks pretty good in blonde pigtails. its a good look for him.
darkraichu55 2 years ago 5
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Dogolife 2 years ago
SPY SAPPIN MAH MAD JACK
squia 2 years ago
cuz he's after you!"
"He may move slow, he can't jump high, but this Heavy's one hell of a guy!"
saturnmasonALT 2 years ago
Heavies second laugh was done so God damn well.
yoshig14 2 years ago
I cannot decide which I like more, the song, or the picture...
Digman2012 2 years ago
Awsome!
TMW001 2 years ago
Shouldn't one of them be Demoman?
Hah racist joke...
randomfan1 2 years ago
This is terrifying.
RoseRedWrath 2 years ago 4
@RoseRedWrath I agree... but strangely addictive.
hurfablurf 2 years ago
Indeed.
RoseRedWrath 2 years ago
Here we- here we- here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you! If you know the words you can join in too! Put your hands together if you want to clap as we take you through this Fortress rap! Huh! T F! TF2! T F! TF2 is here!
saturnmasonALT 2 years ago 5
@saturnmasonALT
"His Rocket launcher, can fire in spurts, if he crits ya, ITS GONNA HURT"
"This Kongs got disguises, so watch your backs dudes!"
"He takes no style, he takes no skill, t-t-t-this guy doesnt have a face!"
"He's bonked again, and about time too, and this time, he's in the mood."
"This guy's so strong, it isn't funny, can make a Scout cry out for mummy. He can pick up a sandvich with relative ease, makes crushing guys seem such a breeze"
yoshig14 2 years ago
"He can cloak himself to suit his mood! He's sneaky and stealthy when he needs to be, he can backstab enemies, and sap sentries! If you choose him, you'll not choose wrong, with a stab and a sap, he's one cool gentlemen!"
"He can burn stuff when he needs to and Axe enemies just for you. Compression Blast projectiles! This weird guy likes this tune!"
"He can fly real high when he double jumps, with his scatter out, he's one fast guy! He'll make you cry when he bonks you hard, but BLU team beware
saturnmasonALT 2 years ago
Best Bonk song and best picture hands down.
saturnmasonALT 2 years ago 4
Bwahaha, this is sooo freaking awesome xD
xXElcoXx 2 years ago
I cried.
STICKRAZUL 2 years ago
Pyro as Lanky Kong would be interesting.
Judoon13 2 years ago
Finally, He's here for you!
He the biggest member of T F 2!
This man so string, it ins't funny.
Can make a scout, cry out for Mommy.
He can pick up Sasha with relative ease.
Makes destroying sentries such a breeze!
He may move slow, he can't jump high.
But this Heavy is one HELL of a guy!
DirtyDesk 2 years ago 9
Your Banana can't save you now, Fat Man!
Ditherliss 2 years ago 4
SPY SAPPIN' THE INSIDE OF MY SHOE
alexthepure 2 years ago 42
@alexthepure that's K.Rool, piss.
EatAnOctorok 10 months ago
Damn I love this game, that dame boss gave me nightmares. I fell off those tiny ass platforms trying to run like a little bitch.
spartan511 2 years ago 5
Your subscription to 'megagirus' has been added.
FoolishFool1026 2 years ago
living proof that smoking stunts your growth... a little too much.
elephanturkeymelt 2 years ago
I laughed until I fucking cried
Tacheonblack 2 years ago
this boss was the second thing in an N64 game to make me shit and piss myself
lliart 2 years ago 3
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Tacheonblack 2 years ago
the first scariest thing being redeads
lliart 2 years ago 2
When i was 11, this was the hardest fucking boss battle ever omg.
That god damn "Wheeee" sound of Tooty. For hooooours
HybratKaizer 2 years ago 45
yeah, but I thought the forest stage with the day and night thing's boss was pretty hard. *had forgotten what it was called* hated the part where the platform sinks into the lava.
riachu1 2 years ago 3
What about the fucking dragonfly boss. Mad Jack was easy. That fiery bastard... D:
peepeevagi 2 years ago
I know right and if you fell off or didnt see the button right away you would have to run around for another 5 damn minuets waiting for it to come back
earthboundisawsome 2 years ago
@HybratKaizer Um, Tooty is Banjo's sister in Banjo-Kazooie, while the Kong you take on Mad Jack with is named Tiny.
neonal18 1 year ago 6
@neonal18
Oooh, that's right, that's right. Man it has been a long time.
HybratKaizer 1 year ago
@HybratKaizer Then find some way to play! It's a great game, I'm sure you know.
neonal18 1 year ago
@HybratKaizer You mean Tiny? Tooty's from the Banjo and Kazooie Franchise.
BusterBeetleX 1 year ago 3
@HybratKaizer Was a great game though.
DaBananaboat 10 months ago
You are already subscribed to megagirus.
maygirl 2 years ago 11
XD
PERFECT!!!!!
You're like a god! :D
WheelOfFate456 2 years ago
that laugh was terrifying 0.o
Maliki321 2 years ago
I expected atleast one of them to be the Demoman.
NinjaVir 2 years ago
Racist, but fucking halarious. XD
randomfan1 2 years ago
What do you find racist about this?
Brian29450 2 years ago 4
Spy as Tiny looks hilarious
Nitrocidal 2 years ago 9
The heavy laughs made this infinitely epic.
MasatoHyuga 2 years ago 69
much like Kefka you won yet again another subscriber
sync380 2 years ago 3
You gots to do more of these.
fallburyhero 2 years ago
TINY KONGS A SPY!
UnownPikachu 2 years ago 4
that monkey is a spy!
Dragooble 2 years ago 2
Bonkey Kong LOL
CaptainOlimar247 2 years ago 5
Ugh this boss sucked a big one, but that was like, years ago XD
FatalFramer21 2 years ago 5
I knew that Heavy was a big ape! XD
DragonKazooie89 2 years ago 6
And now he's here to f*** us! Oh, wait, that's Spah, I fail XD
gallantmon8 2 years ago
Ahh nostalgia... This boss was awesome, but hard as hell as a kid. Excellent job dude!
MrGigglestheclown 2 years ago 3
You just won a subscriber.
This is too awesome to be passed by.
KefkaFTW 2 years ago 2
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lexos1993 2 years ago
THAT K ROOL IS A SPAH
(ok ok, i know its not krool but i havent really been too familiar with donkey kong, just the main, i mean REALLY main characters)
zendro 2 years ago
So they're finally here!
Destroying all you!
If you aren't dead, you can join in to!
Put your hands together and swing your bat
As we take you through, this Bonkey Rap.
BK
BONKEY KONG!
CloverNoodle 2 years ago 51
Just you wait, I'm going to do the DK Rap later on.
megagirus 2 years ago 12
YAY!
p1nn3rT 2 years ago
l LOVE HOW YOU KEPT THE LAUGH IN AND ALL THAT SHIT IN PERFECT SYNC! NOT HALFED ASS AT ALL MEGAGIRUS!! AWESOME!!!
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL 2 years ago 5
THAT TINY IS A SPY
Rathalos300 2 years ago 22
Probably my favourite boss in the whole game.
Besides the end "boxing" match with the King himself...
Anyways; great vid, as usual.
:)
Sashamunster 2 years ago
OH GAWD
I WAS STUCK ON THIS GUY FOR SO LONG
Also, if you do the slide attack off the platforms you stay in the bottom of the arena. Try it.
TehSplinterCell 2 years ago
Pfft, this guy was cake.
MapleManiac9001 2 years ago 2
tha's a lie maple
lliart 2 years ago