@1:34 he's got so little gullibility in his sky fairy that he'd cover every religious base and talk 2 all the imaginary creatures. he'd better pray 2 my pink unicorn as well or he'll mess up his yard!
Its like a story that was my local paper - someone on holiday in America Saved a childs life catching the kid as he fell from a balcony. The person saw him hanging and ran to catch him...The first thing the parent said was she wanted to thank god for saving her child! That reeks of a total lack of gratitude if you ask me.
@dillonjbean this time it's neither, because even with little Pilot experience he can at least set full flaps, and slow down the plane as much as possible, so that in the event of crash landing the damage is minimal.
I don't understand how these morons who post about how great their god is, don't see how moronic they are. All they have to do is read their own post before pressing the post button.
Big Coc fan here .... wait a sec, that doesn't sound right :)
oh yeah, God was SO awesome that he allowed the Pilot to die,(hmm he must've been an Atheist, there's no way he was a believer, there's just no way) thus having this guy (with flying experience) call the flight tower to get further insructions on how to land that particular plane... but what rattles me the most about this story is that God was supposed to be his "co-pilot", so why would he call the tower to begin with? Fox News isn't a real News channel, they're propaganda voice boxes
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Wow, c0ct0pus. Of all your shitty videos, this has to be the shittiest! You're honestly attacking a person for thanking God for helping them through a personal crisis? Let me guess, slow News Day for Fox News? There was nothing from O'Reilly or Beck to bitch about? You have to bitch and moan about a pilot thanking God? Really? Go fuck yourself!
oh yeah, i forgot...god does all of the good and none of the bad! that way you can't lose! fucking pathetic.
also, if you'll "comment on any video that needs to be exposed of BS", why would you pass on doing just that on a video that covers this subject in much greater detail? scared?
@C0ct0pusPrime Once again, shows how much you know of theology. But then again, It's about the same level of ignorance I would expect from an atheist such as yourself.
Hmm, I think I'll pass. I'm not really here to debate those things. But at least you admit you're weak sauce compared to others. :P
@r3v3ng3ofthef4113n YT sent me to this vid, I started reading comments and see you don't understand atheists don't believe in any god but their own egomaniac selves and are they jealous,angry, immature gods.
@KingofTheMafia Just goes to show that there's no convincing atheists of God. I guess it's going to take Him stepping out of the clouds and smacking you upside the head, am I right? Or will you still disbelieve?
@r3v3ng3ofthef4113n First off, people need to quit pretending that the Abrahamic god is the only one to choose from with religion or deities.
Secondly, it's not that there hasn't been a god to physically come down and smack us, it's that there hasn't been a god to do ANYTHING to prove itself.
ACCEPT THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR GOD AND SAVIOUR, ACCEPT HIS AMAZING GIFT OF SALVATION THROUGH HIS SUFFERING, HIS AMAZING GIFT GRANTED BY THE MERCIFUL GOD ALMIGHTY, OR SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL WITH YOUR WORM THAT DOESN'T DIE, WHERE THE FIRE IS NEVER QUENCHED
@PSNBloodraid JESUS CAME TO EARTH TO DIE FOR ALL OF OUR SINS. HE DIED ON THE CROSS, SO THAT ON JUDGEMENT DAY YOUR SINS WOULD BE CLEANSED, AND YOU WOULD NOT HAVE TO SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL WHERE THE FIRE IS NOT QUENCHED, WITH YOUR WORM.
THE OLD TESTAMENT RULES DO NOT APPLY NOW, JESUS CAME TO ESTABLISH A NEW KINGDOM ON EARTH.
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE TO WORSHIP PSNBLOODRAID? YOUR WORM, OR JESUS?
GOD KNOWS YOUR NAME, AND HE LOVES YOU.
CHOOSE ETERNITY WITH HIM, RATHER THAN ETERNAL HELLFIRE.
@yington The Old Testament does not apply? Did I not just quote Matthew 5:17 and PROVE that Jesus himself said to obey the old laws?
I worship no one. I respect everyone equally. I do not show bias towards any individual for reasons such a race or religion. But when people like you decide to come and preach and threaten everyone with eternal torture, I have a problem with it.
Why do you say God loves me? Did God love the millions of people he killed? I'd rather choose eternal hellfire.
JESUS SAID TO OBEY THE OLD LAWS WHICH ARE IN LINE WITH THE NEW LAWS THAT HE ESTABLISHED. HE CHANGED THE TEN COMMANDMENTS INTO TWO COMMANDMENTS - LOVE GOD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, AND LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR AS YOURSELF.
YOU CAN RESPECT EVERYONE EQUALLY, AND WORSHIP THE LORD JESUS CHRIST *YOUR SAVIOUR*.
WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE ETERNAL HELLFIRE AND YOUR WORM?
GOD LOVES YOU BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH YOU.
@yington Really? God doesn't kill? I just tried posting a list of killings in the bible from Genesis-Judges, but it didn't post, for whatever reason. So I'll just post the verses from Judges.
@yington Please Justify this then. Tell me how I'm taking this out of context.
(Deuteronomy 21:18-21) - If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
@PSNBloodraid YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT EVERYTHING IN THE CONTEXT OF WHEN IT HAPPENED.
GOD DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT ANY PERSON TO ACTUALLY DO THESE PUNISHMENTS, HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW THAT ONE SHOULD OBEY THEIR MOTHER AND FATHER, PARTICULARLY WHEN IT COMES TO WORSHIPPING OUR GOD.
GOD DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT PEOPLE TO STONE EACHOTHER - HENCE JESUS'S COMMANDMENTS OF LOVING YOUR ENEMIES.
YOU MUST SEE THAT GOD IS ACTUALLY *AGAINST* STONING, AND SPOKE METAPHORICALLY HERE.
When I think of all the things that could have happened, the brother wouldn't have died! Then They wouldn't have had to go to a funeral, pathetic christian! They might as well thank Al Capone or Pablo Escabar for not killing as many people as they did, that is how fucking stupid these people are!
by the way mythbusters also featured an episode showing that yes, a flight controller can guide you to land a jumbo jet safely, like in all those unlikely cinema moments :)
I know its unfair but there's something about that accent thats so condusive to stupidity. I would pay to have that guy explain special relativity to me.
"Make you turn Catholic, wouldn't it." with a half-assed mocking "sign of the cross". That cracked me up being surrounded by so many Catholics in my life.
lmfao....classic theist logic fail.....back to back to back fail...not one mention of how god intervened for the dead pilot???...wow...(double face palm)....stay classy crea-tards.....
If the copilot had somehow also died or in any scenario where there's nobody capable of flying the plane was left but the plane somehow landed safely, now THAT would a miracle, performed by an interventionist god.
Copilot takes control over an emergency situation after the pilot's death, lands the plane with the help of a control tower and calls it a miracle? Pleez.
Fundamentalist Christians are told week in and out to give glory to god for each and every tiny bit of good fortune that comes there way and never hold god responsible for any bad stuff. Anything even slightly dramatic is seized upon with extraordinary zeal. It's not all that surprising that folk get so brainwashed when they are told the same thing over and over and vehemently discouraged from questioning over and over. Another example of religion screwing with people's brains. It's tragic!
"God WAS my co-pilot until He crashed my plane in the mountains, and I had to eat Him."
I want to believe that you killed this theist's testimonial with logic. But then you can't kill zombies, brought back from the dead. And since the most famous zombie of all was jesus.....
That retarded cunt kept saying "there's NO doubt, there's no doubt". Exactly! That's what wrong with these people. They never doubt anything that makes them "feel" good. I guess they're too stupid to doubt which ultimately leads to their insane ignorance.
Seriously, she'd still believe in Santa hadn't her parents eventually told her he wasn't real. Fuck! I love your videos C0ct0 but they make me sooooo fucking angry.
so god kills the brother so he had to go to bury him then the pilot dies on the way back.is god a failed contract killer?i mean he knew what flight he was on and everything.he would not get the other half of the money in an old briefcase,on the 6th floor of a dark parking garage.
when did xians get to redefine the word 'miracle'? i thought miracles were supposed to be impossible things, like people rising from the dead. since when are improbable things miracles?
How does fox news get away with this bullshit? This is something you would expect on the 700 club, not a "news organization". Also, why do they gotta be so damn enthnocentric? Maybe it was Vishnu that answered his prayers.
I know it's off topic but sounds like some dumbass from Quebec is trying to make a new news channel, which will basically be Fox news of Canada. Living in Canada I really hope this does not happen, and no tax money should go towards this shit
Why couldn't they say it's the courage of people that brought the plane down to safety... Why do they always have to bring some outside influence into this?
Now, perhaps I'll be driving across the bridge and it collaspes... and there's a distance I can jump the car over to get to the other side for safety. Do I put all my faith into God and say he saved me? Or should I just save myself by making a right decision?
Stop giving all the fucking credit to God, that credit hogging bastard.
@RebelVoDKa Huckbee's a dumb ingorant fat cunt. Can you imagine if that fuck jobs was the president ? It's pathetic that a nut job like that can get enough traction in this country to be a serious candidate or have his own show on a major network. Like Bill Maher said; "I don't hate america, I hate americans"
How the frig can this be percieved as a miracle? A man who can pilot planes, pilots a plane. WOW! What next? A chef cooks a meal? Or maybe a butcher sells some meat? What a pile of shit.
So was god flying the airplane, or was it the copilot from the interview? If it was god, then the copilot didn't even need to be at the controls. If it was the copilot, SO WHAT!?!
i love it how the theists claim god respects freewill and then they claim how he helped someone fly a plane down safely. surely that would count as breaking freewill.
I'll call miracle when i see the plane's engine die, the controls go out and the pilot bails. Then a storm appears over the desert the people are also over and buffets the plane just right to land the plane completely safely without so much as a dead bird.
Ah...the accent. No offense to others who share a similar accent, but I've learned through experience that when I hear that accent, I should expect a 'praise jeebus!' whenever that person has good luck. Or got paid. Or got laid.
Mythbusters! Mythbusters proved any person can fly a plane safely and land it with the help of an air traffic controler! That show isn't cheap comedy it's actual science! For fuck's sake!
@atheistrage Well, god looked like a hot young chick to me. Weird, given that when I was hit by a drunk driver at 90mph god looked like a fireman using the 'jaws of life' to cut me from a crumpled flaming wreck of metal. Even weirder, when I was in the ER afterwards god looked like a middle aged man in a white coat and a shabby beard that comforted me when everyone thought my spine was broken and I was dying. God even appeared as a young lady that helped me eat. I think "nurse" was gods name.
@charlesr456 You are crazy man! That's like thanking your parents for your nightly meals and roof over your head [as a child] as if they did something! Some people...
These clowns are stupid and hypocritical. Stupid because they do not stop to consider why is it that their god had them in a plane with a dead pilot in the first place. And they are hypocritical because all of them in unison, said that in a moment like where the pilot died, "they would be everything but atheists"! By saying something like this, these idiots cannot even claim to have their so-cherished faith! This is disgusting!
Religious people are always going to see God in situation's like this. Which is ok I guess, but christ, atleast give the people that actually helped you land the plane a bit of credit
CLEARLY god cares weather or not you're family survives a plane crash but doesn't care that millions of people die every year from aids in Africa (due in large part to the pedophile protecting pope declaring contraception a sin). The god damn gaps in logic and the utter arrogance of these stupid spoiled religious conservatives and fox in general is just sickening.
hey god, what about that family of six who died in a plane crash today in NM? what a slacker, taking the day off. i oughtta fire your ass! couldn't even wait for sunday.
Sometimes i get the feeling that FOX does this just to piss (sane) people off, but then i remind myself that that takes brainpower (maybe there is a badassed god after all, hmmm)
hehehe "A pilot landed a plane. MIRACLE!" hahahhahha man, it just keeps getting dumber. All a desperate attempt by Christians to prop up their anemic beliefs.
hahahahahah I mean, if it had been someone with NO knowledge of flying a plane, do you think they'd be able to land it? HAHAHAH Only if they were a large jetliner and they were in constant contact with a tower to "teach" them in air over the next hour or so how to land and what to do when. Otherwise.... it's gonna be a 0 pt landing.
Its the same in medicine. When a doctor uses his knowledge and skills to help a Christian overcome an illness, many will say God healed them, not the doctor.
and to the bleeding hearts out there who go 'why deny these people hope and a sense of happiness, they don't mean any harm' blah blah blah...actually they do. they're spreading ignorance and incredulity as a good thing. they're thinking that they're good enough to be saved, god's will worked in their favor...but fuck the people who are dead...it was god's will for that too, and that 'they're in a better place'. it's absent minded, presumptuous thinking for these GROWN adults to do. FUCK EM!
religitards can't wrap their head around the fact that common sense, basic sound reasoning, etc. is what is the 'miraculous' part of our existence. they think it's magically something more than that, when there's no reason to think so. the general public at large has a fucking fetish for the magical. i like a good ghost or fantasy movie..it has that exotic, mysterious feeling that we're not meant to figure out, but I don't invest my core beliefs on it and live my life as if its true. children.
Wow!! how fucking unbelievable arrogant and dumb can someone be?? the brother died but I WAS SAVED BY GOD! I get sick by seeing them sitting there, smiling, feeling good and self righteous about themselves thinking they are good enough for a god when the copilot wasnt
Has anyone else noticed that those people with the Jesus fish magnet, the choose life licence plate, ect. are sometimes the biggest a-holes on the road.
I hate people >:l
DiLeMaFabrications 3 months ago
God was so busy landing this pissant piece of shit - pity he forgot about the two that flew into the twin towers.
Resenbrink 4 months ago
@Resenbrink win
lawl
Steamsteam 1 month ago
A man (with "some experience flying") lands a plane. WHOAH, that must mean GOD DID IT!
Well, hang fire, partner, if'n that ain't proof of GOD, ah sure don't know what is!
mikefromwa 5 months ago
You know, one time, when i was learning to drive, i managed to park the car with my driving teacher's instructions- IT MUST BE A MIRACLE!
HyrAyl 6 months ago
@HyrAyl: "i managed to park the car with my driving teacher's instructions"
PUH-RAISE GAWD!! That HAD to be a genuine miracle!
mikefromwa 5 months ago
You gotta wonder what God was doing with his other hand.
japeye62 8 months ago
Divine Laziness hahaha
1qleseno 8 months ago
@1:34 he's got so little gullibility in his sky fairy that he'd cover every religious base and talk 2 all the imaginary creatures. he'd better pray 2 my pink unicorn as well or he'll mess up his yard!
cruelbusiness1984 9 months ago
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JonnyPxN 9 months ago
So what's the miracle? A guy with some flying experience landed a small aircraft? WTF? That's not even amazing, let alone miraculous.
BreaksFast 9 months ago
Its like a story that was my local paper - someone on holiday in America Saved a childs life catching the kid as he fell from a balcony. The person saw him hanging and ran to catch him...The first thing the parent said was she wanted to thank god for saving her child! That reeks of a total lack of gratitude if you ask me.
JustB3NJI 10 months ago
What's the name of the music used?
thevideoguy666 11 months ago
I think it was Zeus ;-)
steveb0503 11 months ago
@r3v3ng3ofthef4113n Hahaha well done fuck face, way to "expose BS"
BTW the standards for Miracles is getting pretty low isn't it?
shandcunt 11 months ago
Hilarious, thanks C0ct0pusPrime, you're commentary is a simple, perfect example of how religious make-believe distorts a true perception of reality.
GreeenBaron 11 months ago
If they don't have to fear death, as saved by faith, why is it a miracle to survive any event ?
Acrimonator 11 months ago
did anyone ever notice most of the religious people sound like hicks? maybe god loves them more???? think about it
MrTattooConnection 1 year ago
something unusual happens to a christian ...it must be the work of god . something unusual happens to an atheist ......must be a coincidence
dillonjbean 1 year ago 3
@dillonjbean this time it's neither, because even with little Pilot experience he can at least set full flaps, and slow down the plane as much as possible, so that in the event of crash landing the damage is minimal.
even if he doesn't know the plane.
karachogm 8 months ago
OMG a PILOT landed the plane, Its a miracle!!
technosasquatch 1 year ago 8
@technosasquatch Pure motherfucking magic!!! ^_^
CalicoVall 1 year ago
It is divine stupidity with these people. They are so full of themselves.
rich2rock 1 year ago 2
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How do these people know it was "God," and not just "the Fates" fucking with them?
newkarmazach 1 year ago
They are mistaken. God wanted to KILL them, not save them.
PikaTheProsperous 1 year ago
@PikaTheProsperous Yeah maybe Satan helped them out
TekLok 1 year ago
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So why did God smite the pilot?
DeadFishFactory 1 year ago
I don't understand how these morons who post about how great their god is, don't see how moronic they are. All they have to do is read their own post before pressing the post button.
Big Coc fan here .... wait a sec, that doesn't sound right :)
herpiethelovebug 1 year ago
Too many comments. But good video.
cagronomy 1 year ago
Yeah god saved them... and killed the actual pilot?
0rangeFlamingo 1 year ago 3
Fucking love the intro music
underdogs247 1 year ago
oh yeah, God was SO awesome that he allowed the Pilot to die,(hmm he must've been an Atheist, there's no way he was a believer, there's just no way) thus having this guy (with flying experience) call the flight tower to get further insructions on how to land that particular plane... but what rattles me the most about this story is that God was supposed to be his "co-pilot", so why would he call the tower to begin with? Fox News isn't a real News channel, they're propaganda voice boxes
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PikaTheProsperous 1 year ago
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Wow, c0ct0pus. Of all your shitty videos, this has to be the shittiest! You're honestly attacking a person for thanking God for helping them through a personal crisis? Let me guess, slow News Day for Fox News? There was nothing from O'Reilly or Beck to bitch about? You have to bitch and moan about a pilot thanking God? Really? Go fuck yourself!
r3v3ng3ofthef4113n 1 year ago
@r3v3ng3ofthef4113n speaking of a slow day, it must be for you, seeing as you came to an old ass video of mine to piss and moan.
these people are retarded. if god saved them, he's also the one that put them in a position to need saving.
go watch non-stamp collector's video on this subject.
C0ct0pusPrime 1 year ago 16
@C0ct0pusPrime I'll comment on any video that needs to be exposed of BS.
Shows how much you know of theology.
I'll pass, thank you.
r3v3ng3ofthef4113n 1 year ago
@r3v3ng3ofthef4113n "Shows how much you know of theology."
oh yeah, i forgot...god does all of the good and none of the bad! that way you can't lose! fucking pathetic.
also, if you'll "comment on any video that needs to be exposed of BS", why would you pass on doing just that on a video that covers this subject in much greater detail? scared?
C0ct0pusPrime 1 year ago 13
@C0ct0pusPrime Once again, shows how much you know of theology. But then again, It's about the same level of ignorance I would expect from an atheist such as yourself.
Hmm, I think I'll pass. I'm not really here to debate those things. But at least you admit you're weak sauce compared to others. :P
r3v3ng3ofthef4113n 1 year ago
@r3v3ng3ofthef4113n haha cuz u would hav been pwned! I lov these eyes-wide shut sheep theists who take everything on faith ie gullibility
cruelbusiness1984 9 months ago
@r3v3ng3ofthef4113n YT sent me to this vid, I started reading comments and see you don't understand atheists don't believe in any god but their own egomaniac selves and are they jealous,angry, immature gods.
daddyg321 1 year ago
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@r3v3ng3ofthef4113n i fucking hate you.
chiaromontestephen 1 year ago
@r3v3ng3ofthef4113n fuck off douche bag its just amazing that retarded christians give credit to "god" for things the did themselves
KingofTheMafia 1 year ago 2
@KingofTheMafia Just goes to show that there's no convincing atheists of God. I guess it's going to take Him stepping out of the clouds and smacking you upside the head, am I right? Or will you still disbelieve?
r3v3ng3ofthef4113n 1 year ago
@r3v3ng3ofthef4113n First off, people need to quit pretending that the Abrahamic god is the only one to choose from with religion or deities.
Secondly, it's not that there hasn't been a god to physically come down and smack us, it's that there hasn't been a god to do ANYTHING to prove itself.
KOICrowz 1 year ago
Why would you save yourself and your family when you could be with the almighty father? It makes no sense.
hawklord2001 1 year ago
Dear....dear god, they almost crashed and awoken in the blissful realm of heaven to see the dead brother and pilot!! THE HORROR
Azurite22 1 year ago
Hey Huckabee, why not interview the children and widow of the original pilot who died?
ndjarnag 1 year ago
They're alive thanks to the guy who grabbed the controls, and the ground crew guiding them. No God was involved.
SuperFantasticFox 1 year ago
'GAWWWDDDD wuz mai KO pi lett!!!'
NUGNESS123 1 year ago
PEOPLE OF THIS PAGE
ACCEPT THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR GOD AND SAVIOUR, ACCEPT HIS AMAZING GIFT OF SALVATION THROUGH HIS SUFFERING, HIS AMAZING GIFT GRANTED BY THE MERCIFUL GOD ALMIGHTY, OR SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL WITH YOUR WORM THAT DOESN'T DIE, WHERE THE FIRE IS NEVER QUENCHED
JESUS LOVES YOU ALL
ACCEPT YOUR SAVIOUR
AVOID THE HORRORS OF AN ETERNAL HELL
yington 1 year ago
@yington Psychopath much?
jisaid08 1 year ago
@jisaid08 that is a mighty understatement.
chiaromontestephen 1 year ago
@yington Jesus says he has not come to get rid of the old laws, but has instead come to fulfill them. (Matthew 5:17)
Do you know that the 'old laws' refer to the old testament? Do you know what the old testament says?
- When raiding a town or village; kill all males and non-virgin women, then keep the virgin women for yourself.
- When you have disobedient children, have them stoned to death.
- Kill people for not circumcising their children.
There's plenty more, but little room in comment.
PSNBloodraid 1 year ago
@PSNBloodraid JESUS CAME TO EARTH TO DIE FOR ALL OF OUR SINS. HE DIED ON THE CROSS, SO THAT ON JUDGEMENT DAY YOUR SINS WOULD BE CLEANSED, AND YOU WOULD NOT HAVE TO SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL WHERE THE FIRE IS NOT QUENCHED, WITH YOUR WORM.
THE OLD TESTAMENT RULES DO NOT APPLY NOW, JESUS CAME TO ESTABLISH A NEW KINGDOM ON EARTH.
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE TO WORSHIP PSNBLOODRAID? YOUR WORM, OR JESUS?
GOD KNOWS YOUR NAME, AND HE LOVES YOU.
CHOOSE ETERNITY WITH HIM, RATHER THAN ETERNAL HELLFIRE.
yington 1 year ago
@yington The Old Testament does not apply? Did I not just quote Matthew 5:17 and PROVE that Jesus himself said to obey the old laws?
I worship no one. I respect everyone equally. I do not show bias towards any individual for reasons such a race or religion. But when people like you decide to come and preach and threaten everyone with eternal torture, I have a problem with it.
Why do you say God loves me? Did God love the millions of people he killed? I'd rather choose eternal hellfire.
PSNBloodraid 1 year ago
@PSNBloodraid HELLO AGAIN.
JESUS SAID TO OBEY THE OLD LAWS WHICH ARE IN LINE WITH THE NEW LAWS THAT HE ESTABLISHED. HE CHANGED THE TEN COMMANDMENTS INTO TWO COMMANDMENTS - LOVE GOD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, AND LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR AS YOURSELF.
YOU CAN RESPECT EVERYONE EQUALLY, AND WORSHIP THE LORD JESUS CHRIST *YOUR SAVIOUR*.
WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE ETERNAL HELLFIRE AND YOUR WORM?
GOD LOVES YOU BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH YOU.
HE DOESN'T KILL, HE IS A JUST, LOVING GOD.
yington 1 year ago
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@yington God doesn't kill?
Genesis(7:23,14:17-19,19:24,19:26,38:7,38:10,41:25-54)
Exodus(9:25, 12:29-30,14:8:26,17:13,32:27-28,32:35)
Leviticus(10:1-3,24:10-23)
Numbers(11:1,11:33,14:35-36,15:32-35,16:27,16:35,16:49,21:1-3,21:6,25:1-11,31:1-35)
Deuteronomy(2:14-16,2:21-22,2:33-34,3:3-6)
Joshua(6:21,7:10-12,7:24-26,8:1-25,10:10-11,10:26,10:28-42,11:8-12,11:20-21)
Judges(1:4,1:8-25,3:7-10,3:15-22,3:28-29,3:31,4:15-16,4:18-57,11:32-33,11:39,12:4-7,14:19,15:14-15,16:27-30,20:35-37,21:10-14)
PSNBloodraid 1 year ago
@yington Really? God doesn't kill? I just tried posting a list of killings in the bible from Genesis-Judges, but it didn't post, for whatever reason. So I'll just post the verses from Judges.
Judges(1:4,1:8-25,3:7-10,3:15-22,3:28-29,3:31,4:15-16,4:18-57,11:32-33,11:39,12:4-7,14:19,15:14-15,16:27-30,20:35-37,21:10-14)
What's your next argument?
PSNBloodraid 1 year ago
@PSNBloodraid GOD IS THE MOST JUST AND THE MERCIFUL.
HE CANNOT BE MOST JUST UNLESS HE CAN ATTRIBUTE THE NECESSARY PUNISHMENTS WHERE NECESSARY.
GOD IS INFINITE IN KNOWLEDGE, AND WISDOM, EVERYTHING HE DOES IS GOOD AND JUST AND FAIR.
WHERE YOU MIGHT SEE "KILLINGS" WAS ACTUALLY GOD ACTING ON DIVINE JUDGEMENT.
GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT HE SENT HIS ONLY SON TO DIE FOR YOUR SINS, SO YOU WOULDN'T SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL
IF YOU ARE READING JUDGES IN THIS WAY, YOU ARE READING IT INCORRECTLY
yington 1 year ago
@yington Yeah, I've concluded you're nothing more than a troll. I must be reading every book in the old testament wrong then, eh?
PSNBloodraid 1 year ago
@PSNBloodraid NO YOU ARE READING IT OUT OF CONTEXT, AND NOT LOOKING AT THE BIGGER PICTURE.
YOU TAKE PARAGRAPHS OUT OF CONTEXT, AND AREN'T READING IT WHILST ACKNOWLEDGING THE GREATNESS OF GOD'S MERCY AND JUDGEMENT.
yington 1 year ago
@yington Please Justify this then. Tell me how I'm taking this out of context.
(Deuteronomy 21:18-21) - If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
[CONTINUED]
PSNBloodraid 1 year ago
@PSNBloodraid [CONTINUED]
And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
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Cmon; what's the TRUE context of these verses? I'm oh so curious.
PSNBloodraid 1 year ago
@PSNBloodraid YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT EVERYTHING IN THE CONTEXT OF WHEN IT HAPPENED.
GOD DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT ANY PERSON TO ACTUALLY DO THESE PUNISHMENTS, HE WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW THAT ONE SHOULD OBEY THEIR MOTHER AND FATHER, PARTICULARLY WHEN IT COMES TO WORSHIPPING OUR GOD.
GOD DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT PEOPLE TO STONE EACHOTHER - HENCE JESUS'S COMMANDMENTS OF LOVING YOUR ENEMIES.
YOU MUST SEE THAT GOD IS ACTUALLY *AGAINST* STONING, AND SPOKE METAPHORICALLY HERE.
GOD BLESS
yington 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@yington I'll just come straight out and say it.... You are a fucking moron.
PSNBloodraid 1 year ago
@yington
well first of all you do not have to spam caps. Secondly, your preaching to the wrong crowd m8. May God be-less.
Nytephyre 1 year ago
When I think of all the things that could have happened, the brother wouldn't have died! Then They wouldn't have had to go to a funeral, pathetic christian! They might as well thank Al Capone or Pablo Escabar for not killing as many people as they did, that is how fucking stupid these people are!
MacabreManifesto 1 year ago
If God wanted to help land the plane, he shouldn't have killed the pilot.
Symos 1 year ago 2
I 'm an atheist and a commercial pilot. If I were on the flight I certainly wouldn't let any apparition touch my airplane.
mcgra8bc 1 year ago
ahahahahhaa, loved this!
by the way mythbusters also featured an episode showing that yes, a flight controller can guide you to land a jumbo jet safely, like in all those unlikely cinema moments :)
upublic 1 year ago
I know its unfair but there's something about that accent thats so condusive to stupidity. I would pay to have that guy explain special relativity to me.
thebrassdubliner 1 year ago
These people are SOOOO FUCKING STUPID. I kinda really hate them lol
crackerkiller89 1 year ago
HAHAHA!!! I love the part: "Because everyone knows atheists can't fly planes! (at least not into buildings)" We know wo can!
2CSST2 1 year ago
"Make you turn Catholic, wouldn't it." with a half-assed mocking "sign of the cross". That cracked me up being surrounded by so many Catholics in my life.
Loved the vid.
MegF142857 1 year ago
lol Justice is a christian band. But they're still good
LordGeoff56 1 year ago
That's no miracle. That's god blowing a no-hitter in the bottom of the 9th inning.
MrEatonbeaver 1 year ago
Zeus was my co-pilot!
jojoinhere 1 year ago
lmfao....classic theist logic fail.....back to back to back fail...not one mention of how god intervened for the dead pilot???...wow...(double face palm)....stay classy crea-tards.....
MATZAMAN76 1 year ago
If the copilot had somehow also died or in any scenario where there's nobody capable of flying the plane was left but the plane somehow landed safely, now THAT would a miracle, performed by an interventionist god.
Copilot takes control over an emergency situation after the pilot's death, lands the plane with the help of a control tower and calls it a miracle? Pleez.
xxSilverPhinxx 1 year ago
lmao "a pilot landed the plane. MIRACLE"
xxSilverPhinxx 1 year ago
Does this mean that Airplane was a Christian movie?
HylianPirate278 1 year ago
Fair and Balanced indeed... >_<
HylianPirate278 1 year ago
Fundamentalist Christians are told week in and out to give glory to god for each and every tiny bit of good fortune that comes there way and never hold god responsible for any bad stuff. Anything even slightly dramatic is seized upon with extraordinary zeal. It's not all that surprising that folk get so brainwashed when they are told the same thing over and over and vehemently discouraged from questioning over and over. Another example of religion screwing with people's brains. It's tragic!
GalacticAccident 1 year ago 3
Excellent video!
kaduisaui 1 year ago
Insane frothing cultists.
NotSoOldHippy 1 year ago
God helped him land a plane, because it's a well known fact that people without god can't land aircraft....>_>
jpsousa4 1 year ago 3
I was guided to this video by the almighty NSC.
freethinker923 1 year ago 2
LMAO this is epic lameness.
freethinker923 1 year ago
haha stupid fucking idiots
xn117 1 year ago
It's all a circular fallacy. Fucking morons.
HaloZero147 1 year ago
Oh, here's another 'Miracle': If it hadn't been for the hole in his daddy's condom, Mike Fuckabee would never have been born! Hallelujah!
727Phoenix 1 year ago 2
"God WAS my co-pilot until He crashed my plane in the mountains, and I had to eat Him."
I want to believe that you killed this theist's testimonial with logic. But then you can't kill zombies, brought back from the dead. And since the most famous zombie of all was jesus.....
727Phoenix 1 year ago
It'll truly be a miracle when theists stop attributing random events to miracles
AjaPuppy 1 year ago 2
That retarded cunt kept saying "there's NO doubt, there's no doubt". Exactly! That's what wrong with these people. They never doubt anything that makes them "feel" good. I guess they're too stupid to doubt which ultimately leads to their insane ignorance.
Seriously, she'd still believe in Santa hadn't her parents eventually told her he wasn't real. Fuck! I love your videos C0ct0 but they make me sooooo fucking angry.
*prepares to run head first at the wall*
PainAddict666 1 year ago
Yo, that song makes me feel pretty...aww yeah.
Jotto999 1 year ago
*face palm*
Bardiel2c 1 year ago
good job it wasn,t a 747,,,, auto pilot switched off. "jeeeeeebbbbuuussss"
userwl2850 1 year ago
“Divine intervention”?
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Because aerodynamics and some flying skills can't possibly explain what happened
MarcusCardiff 1 year ago
True story, honest….
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I was about to fly home at Christmas and while I was packing I watched Die Hard II
It was a sign, God told me not to fly.
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Not only did God save me but he also prevented the terrorist attack that would have killed me and hundreds of other people.
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God is so clever.
MarcusCardiff 1 year ago
ITS A MIRACLE,
THEY FOLLOWED DIRECTIONS
billygundum 1 year ago 26
fucking miracles, how do they work?
Shintai123 1 year ago
so god kills the brother so he had to go to bury him then the pilot dies on the way back.is god a failed contract killer?i mean he knew what flight he was on and everything.he would not get the other half of the money in an old briefcase,on the 6th floor of a dark parking garage.
GorbixElite01 1 year ago
ROFLMAO 1:41 "everyone knows atheists cant fly planes (at least not into buildings)"
Cyphlix 1 year ago 2
Every time I see Huckabee on TV I have to remind myself this man was once a serious candidate for President of the United States and I shudder.
SeekerLancer 1 year ago 2
Actually I do think it's bit of a miracle that this dumb fuck managed to land that plane safely all by himself!
GoogleVideoMan 1 year ago 2
I seriously cannot believe how dumb these guys are. How the hell can this guy give god credit for all of this lol?
XileLord 1 year ago
when did xians get to redefine the word 'miracle'? i thought miracles were supposed to be impossible things, like people rising from the dead. since when are improbable things miracles?
eggs764 1 year ago
How does fox news get away with this bullshit? This is something you would expect on the 700 club, not a "news organization". Also, why do they gotta be so damn enthnocentric? Maybe it was Vishnu that answered his prayers.
HelloWalterSobchak 1 year ago
Your commentary make me crack up more than most of the stuff on Youtube. Cheers and continue! (:
SubstantialDisorder 1 year ago
I know it's off topic but sounds like some dumbass from Quebec is trying to make a new news channel, which will basically be Fox news of Canada. Living in Canada I really hope this does not happen, and no tax money should go towards this shit
british683 1 year ago
These fascist fuck jobs use anything as an excuse to bash atheists,
atheistrage 1 year ago
Santa is my co pilot. He's actually a lot more accomplished then jesus after all his hours flying that slay.
atheistrage 1 year ago 3
dog is my copilot
mikemikemofo 1 year ago
So...let's recap. god killed two people but then he saved four. It's a net positive of two lives....I guess god wins on this one.
buzzausa 1 year ago
You can teach a monkey to land an airplane. Anyone can do this... this is no miracle. The plane flies itself...
preachersaredumb 1 year ago 15
Why couldn't they say it's the courage of people that brought the plane down to safety... Why do they always have to bring some outside influence into this?
Now, perhaps I'll be driving across the bridge and it collaspes... and there's a distance I can jump the car over to get to the other side for safety. Do I put all my faith into God and say he saved me? Or should I just save myself by making a right decision?
Stop giving all the fucking credit to God, that credit hogging bastard.
mortalhellion 1 year ago
I don't heart Huckabee.
In fact, I think he's a cunt.
RebelVoDKa 1 year ago
@RebelVoDKa Huckbee's a dumb ingorant fat cunt. Can you imagine if that fuck jobs was the president ? It's pathetic that a nut job like that can get enough traction in this country to be a serious candidate or have his own show on a major network. Like Bill Maher said; "I don't hate america, I hate americans"
atheistrage 1 year ago
How the frig can this be percieved as a miracle? A man who can pilot planes, pilots a plane. WOW! What next? A chef cooks a meal? Or maybe a butcher sells some meat? What a pile of shit.
antonyhamill 1 year ago
Nice video, but I'm disappointed that you decided to use Arial, rather than Helvetica,
baraqiyal 1 year ago
So was god flying the airplane, or was it the copilot from the interview? If it was god, then the copilot didn't even need to be at the controls. If it was the copilot, SO WHAT!?!
xMKIVxVR6x 1 year ago
God totally killed that pilot to prove he could perform a miracle. I hope he doesn't ever try to help me. Spell intervene like this ' intervene'
jay81rd 1 year ago
god tried to kill them but they meddled with his plan :(
0800dickheads 1 year ago 2
i love it how the theists claim god respects freewill and then they claim how he helped someone fly a plane down safely. surely that would count as breaking freewill.
daemonowner 1 year ago
I'll call miracle when i see the plane's engine die, the controls go out and the pilot bails. Then a storm appears over the desert the people are also over and buffets the plane just right to land the plane completely safely without so much as a dead bird.
killamenjarro 1 year ago
1:44 Bu Dum, Ch
killamenjarro 1 year ago
Ah...the accent. No offense to others who share a similar accent, but I've learned through experience that when I hear that accent, I should expect a 'praise jeebus!' whenever that person has good luck. Or got paid. Or got laid.
TechnomancerMorhion 1 year ago 3
@TechnomancerMorhion Yeah...I have that accent lol. but no offense taken. People around here are dumb as fuck. :)
TheFightingRebel 1 year ago
Mythbusters! Mythbusters proved any person can fly a plane safely and land it with the help of an air traffic controler! That show isn't cheap comedy it's actual science! For fuck's sake!
mornmeril 1 year ago
they could at least give some credit to the guy in the fucking control tower.
charlesr456 1 year ago 44
@charlesr456 I think FOX "news" is trying to imply that "god" (or bejebus) IS the "guy in the control tower".
atheistrage 1 year ago
@atheistrage Well, god looked like a hot young chick to me. Weird, given that when I was hit by a drunk driver at 90mph god looked like a fireman using the 'jaws of life' to cut me from a crumpled flaming wreck of metal. Even weirder, when I was in the ER afterwards god looked like a middle aged man in a white coat and a shabby beard that comforted me when everyone thought my spine was broken and I was dying. God even appeared as a young lady that helped me eat. I think "nurse" was gods name.
TechnomancerMorhion 1 year ago
@charlesr456 You are crazy man! That's like thanking your parents for your nightly meals and roof over your head [as a child] as if they did something! Some people...
MacabreManifesto 1 year ago
These clowns are stupid and hypocritical. Stupid because they do not stop to consider why is it that their god had them in a plane with a dead pilot in the first place. And they are hypocritical because all of them in unison, said that in a moment like where the pilot died, "they would be everything but atheists"! By saying something like this, these idiots cannot even claim to have their so-cherished faith! This is disgusting!
uglyandbad 1 year ago
Man... who writes this shit? Faux News must make this shit up as they go along.
epshot 1 year ago
divine windervention xD
ReligiaJestMitem 1 year ago 17
if you are totally unfamiliar with the airplane
WTF are you doing in the cockpit???
clonatul1 1 year ago 2
LMFAO.
For more LMFAO fun, check out MrsBettyBowers channel. Look for "Betty explains prayer to everyone else."
KimiBarnum 1 year ago
Religious people are always going to see God in situation's like this. Which is ok I guess, but christ, atleast give the people that actually helped you land the plane a bit of credit
Falsel1ght 1 year ago 2
"Pilot Lands Plane" wow what a headline...
ilikeost 1 year ago
Headline news: Pilot lands airplane
Slow news day, the slowest news day, or just faux "news"?
deutdeutful 1 year ago
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deutdeutful 1 year ago
CLEARLY god cares weather or not you're family survives a plane crash but doesn't care that millions of people die every year from aids in Africa (due in large part to the pedophile protecting pope declaring contraception a sin). The god damn gaps in logic and the utter arrogance of these stupid spoiled religious conservatives and fox in general is just sickening.
captain3xtreme 1 year ago 2
hey god, what about that family of six who died in a plane crash today in NM? what a slacker, taking the day off. i oughtta fire your ass! couldn't even wait for sunday.
senorchipotle 1 year ago
@senorchipotle "hey god, what about that? family of six who died in a plane crash"
Plenty of ways to talk your way out of this.
1 their time had come
2 they were SINNERS
3 they did not pray hard enough
4 do not doubt His Divine Plan
5 the family dog survived, it stayed home. A miracle!
MrFacet 1 year ago 3
Sometimes i get the feeling that FOX does this just to piss (sane) people off, but then i remind myself that that takes brainpower (maybe there is a badassed god after all, hmmm)
otur1 1 year ago
I guess the "co-pilot" was busy during all the flights that crashed over the last X years. Wow, go figure.
andawawego 1 year ago
Maybe they should be thanking the wind fairies too:p
naughtypagan72 1 year ago
hehehe "A pilot landed a plane. MIRACLE!" hahahhahha man, it just keeps getting dumber. All a desperate attempt by Christians to prop up their anemic beliefs.
TruthSurge 1 year ago 2
hahahahahah I mean, if it had been someone with NO knowledge of flying a plane, do you think they'd be able to land it? HAHAHAH Only if they were a large jetliner and they were in constant contact with a tower to "teach" them in air over the next hour or so how to land and what to do when. Otherwise.... it's gonna be a 0 pt landing.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Its the same in medicine. When a doctor uses his knowledge and skills to help a Christian overcome an illness, many will say God healed them, not the doctor.
SillyCyban 1 year ago
1:46 - Man, that made me bust-up laughing.
YaoiHuntressEarth 1 year ago
one would think a merciful God would have the family avoid the accident all together.
Stead3111 1 year ago 3
and to the bleeding hearts out there who go 'why deny these people hope and a sense of happiness, they don't mean any harm' blah blah blah...actually they do. they're spreading ignorance and incredulity as a good thing. they're thinking that they're good enough to be saved, god's will worked in their favor...but fuck the people who are dead...it was god's will for that too, and that 'they're in a better place'. it's absent minded, presumptuous thinking for these GROWN adults to do. FUCK EM!
Thrashaero 1 year ago
religitards can't wrap their head around the fact that common sense, basic sound reasoning, etc. is what is the 'miraculous' part of our existence. they think it's magically something more than that, when there's no reason to think so. the general public at large has a fucking fetish for the magical. i like a good ghost or fantasy movie..it has that exotic, mysterious feeling that we're not meant to figure out, but I don't invest my core beliefs on it and live my life as if its true. children.
Thrashaero 1 year ago
Wow!! how fucking unbelievable arrogant and dumb can someone be?? the brother died but I WAS SAVED BY GOD! I get sick by seeing them sitting there, smiling, feeling good and self righteous about themselves thinking they are good enough for a god when the copilot wasnt
sensur1 1 year ago
Anyone know the name of the background song?
mistWalker66 1 year ago
@mistWalker66 It's in the ad on the bottom of the screen...genesis by justice
C0ct0pusPrime 1 year ago
Oh thank god we got our fifteen minutes of fame on the Huckleberry Fun Hour! Praise Jesus!
petehjr1 1 year ago 3
@petehjr1 Huckleberry Fun Hour? Sounds like a good name for a parody of a kid's show.
YaoiHuntressEarth 1 year ago
Has anyone else noticed that those people with the Jesus fish magnet, the choose life licence plate, ect. are sometimes the biggest a-holes on the road.
trajan74 1 year ago 2
JUSTICE !
phantomdoodler 1 year ago
We need to hear Coctopusprime talk. The video appears balanced against him if it's just text.
Aslapacrosstheface 1 year ago
Huckabee......
What a fucking twit.
stagism 1 year ago
5 stars and favorite
Apophiswillkillus 1 year ago
I figure that God should've given him a headwind not no wind.
RobnJake 1 year ago
Jeepers, religion iz sooooooo stuuuupid.
jerrydoubleu 1 year ago