[DOS] What Not to Do in Police Quest III & Other Observations

[CommieThreat]

I have never played this game, but its still hillarious to watch this

[feliciafan89]

I remember fragging that looney in his underwear many times. xD It was fun.

[ikbinhans]

Man, the guy in that white car really doesn't like him... keeps running him over.

[Omaru1982]

Derp face at 3:31

[puppetgeneral39]

That is one creepy game over screen.

[GeminiNES]

2:50 LMAO

[gunstarpl]

'You die of embarrassment!" - LMAO

[PayPuh]

I want a new Police Quest! Fuck you Activision for shutting down Sierra!

[OMGmyFACE]

Should've played this on NYPD difficulty. Everything you did would've been correct.

[KynikossDragonn]

"You've become the The Ultimate Road Kill."

the The?

[xcxdxd82]

terrorist car hates cops?

[PawnSacrific3]

7:18 Lol I like the comment after you die to the shooter playing pool in the bar, "The last thing you here is the suspect's laughter." Someone needs to hit the school books.

[Xephithos]

I love it when he just pulls out his gun and shoots the perp, haha.

[BrokenSword47]

100 million lawsuit?! What the fuck?

[exedeath]

@BrokenSword47

RIAA sued limewire for 7.5$ trillion.

[VentureGaming]

Officer Bonds has a real problem with crossing the road...

[Tangogamer45]

*Make a mistake*

Jim walls appears

"Son, I am disappoint"

Rofl, sorry couldn't resist XD

[marine6889]

4:17 / 4:42 wow that white car is notorious for running cops over.

[marine6889]

This cop is a pussy, unlike real officers.

[1787dude]

holy shit the deranged guy fucking drowned you man, omg lmao, i so favorited this, its the funniest thing ive seen in a while

[Davtwan]

Police Quest sure loved to exaggerate the losing sequences, huh? It kinda takes away from the trauma when there's an unrealistic $100 million dollar lawsuit involved. They could at least TRY to be subt... oh wait, this is Sierra. "Subtle" doesn't exist in their vocabulary. :P

[Davtwan]

@Leisa890890547043 Except this game is not available on the X-Box, Ms. Bot!

[dave00dance]

haha good times shooting the nutter in the lake. brilliant game half the fun is trying new stuff

[NedN00b]

That was very unexpected. I never expected a spelling mistake in a VGA Sierra game. "The last thing you here is the suspect's laughter."

[DLoc0]

@NedN00b but they spelled "here" right LOL!

[justinvpro]

2:54 - WTH??? 

[sideslide23]

I remmember that part at 4:23 thats the car that was driving very slow on a fast lane blocking traffics. he doesn't want bugs on his car, if you don't want bugs don't take a freeway pute a mask on your nose of th car.

[squall600]

the skull thing from part 1 is more hilarious when you fail

[thomas489]

0:46 "derranged"? Another spelling error...

[TheKreatori]

Now why is the car always the same who runs him over? Does someone seriously hate him that bad

[EminemFan202]

5 years for shooting a guy who from a far distance didn't ID himself and pulled out something that looked like a gun? Un-fucking-real lol.

[killer231233]

Judge Judy!!! 5:36!!!

[pyramidhead138]

3:10 was too funny XD

[dageezerboi]

is this the best police quest game? ive heard the driving parts are pretty bad...

[noname12327]

its funny that at the bar, you shoot the guy in the black t-shirt, and you get a game over, but he just shoots you after a little while -_-

[loopofpoop]

this is hilarious

[Guesswork01]

this is 2011, what the fuck is the ozone layer???

[JacqueShredo]

Standing at the window during the briefing makes me think of something Frank Drebin would do haha

[WolfofSega]

Either that car is:

A) The Same Person Over and Over

B) A Very Popular Car Brand

C) Out to Get You

or D) Someone Has a Little Too Much Driving Time/Is Terribly, Terribly Lost

[darkwolf75]

3:51 $100,000,000 law suit.... *face palm*

[antitroller101]

whos the asshole that targets you when you walk on the road

[hyphz]

I love how it's the same guy who runs you over every time.  Obviously a mad cop killer on the hunt on that stretch of road. Oh, and that final one, which is "hey, you won the game, but you forgot to look at the settings on the drip one time in the hospital scene, so you've got to do it all again!"

[hyphz]

Hmm - if I remember rightly, the offense code you have to enter is for possession of a concealed weapon, which means you have to find the knife first. Or is there another one you can get him on? Nice confusing mixture of copy protection and a puzzle there, Sierra, thanks a bunch.

[bigpoppa1234]

5 years in jail for killing a guy who runs at you with something in his hand? Fuck that noise. You'd probably get shit-canned, but no fucking way you'd get sent to prison for that.

[PvtRichardCranium]

To be honest, I think we'd all shoot the guy in the underwear and not try to touch him.

[midgetgirl5]

shit that was pretty funny!!!

[gardnerbm]

lol this video is so funny, i remember this game.

[Gilmaris]

Oh come on. $100 million lawsuit? Not even if she miscarried. The police would have to have had some extremely shoddy representation in court for this to happen, and pigs would fly as well.

[OpticalFascism]

What not to do in Police Quest: being Jim Walls and pose ingame when you're responsible for the difficult gameplay, bad playability and stories of this crap game series.

[Yamenade]

a car full of five teenagers died

rip car

[JonnyAMax]

Doesn't that guy's leg ever get numb from having it propped up for so long?

[Monumentum616]

Wow! A $100,000,000 lawsuit! Where there's blame, there's a claim!

[Bobisthecoolestdude]

I have a hard time believing that a police officer was killed by a flailing, underwear-clad maniac.

[Drucef]

Stop shooting the guy. Didn't you get it the first time?

[ZombieGamer63]

This game was hilarious. By the end of the game I wanted to punch that "Game Over" dude.

[MRxLOKI]

Goddamn, The Quest games were so fucking badass back in the day

I super hyped for Rockstars LA Norie, probably because playing police quest when I was younger

[TheFallenFace]

yeesh, it's the same white car every time! is it just the "told you so" car?

[saturnvengeance]

lol the car

[granpapi29]

1:53 SHORUKEN!

[Federicoxxx]

6:23 the guy in green t shirt playing pool , dont CARE A DICK about the guy, with a hole on his chest next to him lol xd

[Resil27021]

Busted! you die of embarassment.

[Aztecboy1]

spell check at 7:21

[spiderdoug]

The last thing you HERE is...

Nice editing there, Danno.

[MrKevinSchram]

3:58 - Sonny does the right thing there. He doesn't identify himself as an "allied agent".

[HiddenInTheTruth]

@MrKevinSchram Actally, right before he shot a box popped up saying the man yelled "Police Officer"

[MrKevinSchram]

@HiddenInTheTruth ok, you're right. Good eye.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

LOL!! at 1:56-1:57

[Kotszu]

You die of embarassment... lmao

[buzzedbunny123]

6:27

DAMN, where he fuck did that come from!

[sevensixtwomm]

HAHAHA i love the repeated "Sonny gets run over" part.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! lols.

[MrThejuzam]

Great video, thanks for posting!

[rbrbran277]

Mmmmm, vegetables.

[Teshinator]

7:31

"You have become the The Ultimate Road Kill."

lol

[chickenlight]

3:09 Sonny Bonds screams like a girl!

[jinglypacoberry]

What did he do at 7:28, kill himself to avoid being hit by the car?

[reversEngiener]

"The last thing you here is the suspect's laughter."

[Parkerkun]

Consequenses will never be the same

[zaneslegacy]

Thumbs up if Game Informer brought you here.

[234234234werrrrrrr]

thanks for making this vid

i laughed hard

haven't played this in over 10 years

[verdibahnsen]

wtf is this shit hhahaha

[toxicfire83]

this game is stupid

[ThePhatIndian]

@toxicfire83 Lemme guess, Halo fan?

[toxicfire83]

@ThePhatIndian halo is ok. i like starcraft 2 more and battlefield bad company 2. i play lots of games but this one looks very boring.

[sgtpepper1138]

@toxicfire83 You have to remember, this was around 1991. i'm guessing by your name you're like 27. So we're not too far off on age. But i'll tell ya, It wasn't boring, it had a pretty cool storyline. And actually was one of my first computer games (i actually had to run a boot disk to get it to run if I recall) I played through it many times, and it wasn't ever boring.

[toxicfire83]

@toxicfire83 yea i it was my fail that i didnt realize when this was made.

[fowad27]

LOLOLOLOL

[animal18000]

6:28 ftw

[fhonjo]

Who's Artosis?

[Pisces3124]

psyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[JrFLYnnIV]

wow, weird random reference on that janitor. I'm pretty sure he's the janitor from a war movie from the '70s called "Away All Boats"

[buriedvoid]

Fuck the police.

[Wattapus]

Why didn't he just sprinkle crack on the people he shot?

[hieu1994]

@Wattapus The guy he shot wasn't black.

[PowerOfKaishin]

Thank you police officer, but Marie's consciousness is in another castle.

[edwardnese]

Lol this game looks od hard

[spiderman4657]

Its like in this game you can't win

[nnblue]

Marie doesn't die if you do it properly. You need to check her IV and tell the doctor that her dose is wrong for a start.

[carsormyr]

I almost expected him to get hit by a car at the end haha

[fragglet]

"Your failure to follow correct procedure has resulted in a $100,000,000 law suit"

Holy shit.

[everett1911]

"Next time try to be more creative" haha

[tolbertjason]

I told you so! You should investigated Morales! How do you idoit can catch criminals when they are sitting right next to you smelling like a rotten egg and a rat? now becase your stupidness, and since Morales the bitch has shot you She will say to your police officers and to everybody that last suspect that you shot has shot and killed you and she got away with it too with her brains better luck next time and crack open the hint book on how to catch bad guys and the police manual too. Dummy!

[tolbertjason]

boy, how do you become a cop to catch criminals if you can't smell a rootten egg and a rat sitting right next to you espeically when it is a rotten egg rat bitch like Morales sitting ight next to you? now that you let the dirty bitch blew you away she planted the gun on the dead suspect that you shot and has got away with saying that the dead suspect is the one who shot you and blew you away and everybody believes her now, beter luck next time, start opening up hint book and police book too.

[4thdegblkblt]

You guy runs really fast for a cop.

[4thdegblkblt]

at 0:06. You should of unleash the loonie on her. Hate to tell u guys, but the hot women love the psychos more.

[ElTioDelHarvestMoon]

6:15 I die of laugh

[stevethefishdotnet]

Imagine if when you were a baby, your parents rubbed your nose in your crap every time you soiled a diaper. Those old Sierra games were fun, but they were so mercilessly unforgiving and frustrating. The worst was Manhunter 1 & 2. It's like playing a game with someone next to you ready to smack you on the head every chance he has. You had to keep saving every ten seconds and reloading every three seconds. Lucasfilm Games were right when they satirized Sierra games in The Secret of Monkey Island.

[GSeward]

and...1:15

[GSeward]

0:51....LOL!!

[saxed]

The fail music is just amazing.

[Hethrin]

IT'S THE RANDOM WHITE CAR OF DEATH!!!!

[Hethrin]

Hmm, apparently the crazy guy had more than 'his mouth and fists'

[Sambucacat]

The space man beats his chest like king kong.

[elrustito]

BUSTED! You die of embarrassment.

[NigarT]

"Fortunately you're carrying a spare shield. You put it on." *Shoots crazy man in the water*

[Jawarib1]

Can someone give me download links for Police Quest I to IV?

[Slashthekitsune]

8:18 HUH? *looks the wrong way*

[Holydiver238]

"The last thing you HERE is the suspects laughter." Is it just me or did people in the late 80's- early 90's not know how to use correct grammar or spell?

[jrag1000]

hahaha

[rickhh1]

8:53 - is this what happens if you don't report that the partner may be connected to the crime beforehand?

[rickhh1]

7:24 - misspelling.... some proofreader didn't do their job. xD

[Forumchibi]

Sonny screams like a girl when a car hits him... just sayin'. :P

[Biopharmer]

I love the FM synthesis soundtrack and sound effects

[fluro2829]

Those scenes where you pull the gun out and blow the offender away look so funny...

[releewasgay]

I learned the word 'deranged' from this game

[KiethSomataw99]

I was thinking that if you get run over by a car on a freeway with no detained vehicle, Jim would say, "Getting to close to a busy freeway is hazardous to health, not to mention stupid and fatal."

[Blackfury1]

love his dance

[DarklightZER0]

The crazy naked man is our new god!

[dellesfy]

0:51 - 3:05 So that loony kills you in ONE hit, kills you with karmic retribution if you shoot him, and has the superhuman strength to drown you with ease.

Oh, and he hides a deadly weapon up his... you know. He must really be a Bathonian from outer space!

[elusiverobertdenby]

The Police Quest series: Good on procedure, short on realism.

[nyyterp]

The very first time I played this, I must have gone through just about all those game-ending scenarios with the loony -- and unintentionally, I might add!

Part of the problem, aside from not being familiar with real police protocol, was that Officer Walls encouraged you to use self-defense when the guy attacked or reprimanded you for not being able to handle "an unarmed man." The payoff with the latter, of course, is when you bring him to jail and does your colleague in!

[pawel1818]

3:09 GTA MotherF.cker YEAH...TEN POINTS!

[5210to444]

there's another one where you fill out juan's ticket incorrectly either with time or code, and you get owned in the law suit

[Hiphoparnhem]

the game ends with that girl dieing anyway?

[Gabrielvogel]

no, there is a part where Sonny notices that they are using the wrong dose of medicine and you need to call the doctor to fix it.

[michaelcarney667]

hey i loved this game, does anyone know where i can download it, i lost my copy from back in the day and i think it was on a 4 and a half inch floppy anyway lol

[AjjiPakiSher]

person_9999@hotmail, add n il give to u

[bluemountain555]

You forgot scene when you go to the ladies locker room and wait too long. Pat Morales will eventually catch you there.

[KiethSomataw99]

I wonder if you go into the ladies' room too many times, the scene would go to Jim. He would say, "Entering the women's room too many times caused the lady to call the chief. You were then fired for perversion before being put up on trial for sexual harrasment."

It would then show the "restore, restart or quit" box saying "Lytton police department is no place for perverts! Better luck next time."

[bathory1234567890]

Cool scenes;)

[Astroboi64]

7:30 THE CAR DIDNT TOUCH HIM! XD

[bokkoo]

I laughed at the bad ending of the game, it's just

"Oh hey, you completed the game. OH WAIT, YOU FORGOT ONE PUZZLE. BAD ENDING! BYE, BITCH"

[smartbomb33]

lol! That's hilarious. You also gotta wonder why the cop has to tell you about your business with your wife.

[nightmathzombieethan]

the scream he makes when getting run over just killied me!!! ROFL

[KruelAidMan]

@nightmathzombieethan He sounds so freaking girly...

[snowflake3114]

5:06 - A car died? o.O

[RomZomCom]

6:26

...lololol

[RomZomCom]

"BUSTED! You die of embarrassment"

lol.

[drinklime]

when i was a kid...

[BloodPump]

3:09

XD

[brandon2232]

1:51 *Punch* *KO* *Naked man Victory Dance* lol

[madmonkey4eva]

Lol at him screaming at 3:10 :P

[tolbertjason]

I Told You So I Knew I Smell A Rat A Rotten Egg Under Neath Your Nose Is Sitting right next to you How do you execpt to catch A Criminal Like Morales if You Can't even Smell Them At least When I play Police Quest 3 I even can smell her under neath my nose sitting right next to me.

[Rainbowdragon2]

woo *Smack* heehee

[havvyweponsman]

I don't know the context, but that ending is so hilariously out of place.

Imagine if your high school principal screamed "YEAH BUT YOUR DOG IS STILL DEAD" just as you received your diploma.

[stevo2099]

how did marie stay a vegtable? what he do? or didnt do?

[guidi2005]

Wish a new police quest would come out

[lingojac]

i started to laugh every time the death/failure screen appeared XD

[ffffaffff]

FUCK @ ENDING

[alexriesenbeck]

those clips of being hit by passing cars is hilarious. thanks for the video

[slashbane]

that cop needs to get off his high horse or car either one. Always bitching after you get killed or kill other people.

[meape]

This game pissed me off...I wanted to call that dude the douche of death cause it took so long to get back to the game you could have rebooted the machine

[anderbre1000]

"Last thing you here is the suspects laughter" Looks like their proofreader failed on that one.

[MadDogBV]

The game was rushed in production. This is pretty much evident by the last few puzzles of the game and the fact that it's so easy to hit a dead end.

[anderbre1000]

Funny how Sonny always seems to be getting hit by the same car. Someone obviously doesn't like him.

[raggarn86]

lol always funny to go into the womans locker room... "aaaah" *slap*

[balkthor]

You'd be surprised how hard I laughed at the montage of Sonny getting run over 4 or 5 times in a row.

[MidgardEagle]

5:20 - what the fu...?

[xxlimpyleg]

lulz

[Diamondfist1]

It's nice to see Ken William's likeness starting at 5:24.