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  • Directed by Micheal Bay

  • BIG RED SEX?

  • Spoiler alert. You die

  • You can't beat .... The movie guy voice

  • plot twist: text turns blue.

  • "If you liked Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans"

    please kill yourself.

  • meh I'd watch it.

  • Too much explosions...They need a nuclear explosion.

  • Getting the dvd wooo! :D

  • Thumbs Up if you watched Whos your Daddy and Miss March before

    O.o wahaha

  • can i hear zz top in the background?

  • You'll also love it if you love Walmart, Target, and any other big chain stores and companies :-)

  • Anyone realize that the announcer is the same on all the titles with the big red text as well?

  • mind fucked.

  • what's that deep frying/sizzling sound in the background?

  • @47chromeAKs i thought my girlfriend was burning something in the kitchen when i heard it

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  • @ClipHater Are you 12 years old?

  • @Imahdum666 lol what did he say

  • @dandynood "Fun with DICK and Jane, lol." That's what he said.

  • @Imahdum666 wtf? thats childish

  • @Imahdum666 dick is a name...idiot.

  • @sladunkaAa Yep

  • I saw this movie with a couple friends. It wasnt that good. Definitely a rental movie only

  • i hadn't even noticed that before

  • The book was better.

  • 365,724 people went to see epic movie after this, 492 came back

  • Big Red dies in the end

  • starting who?

  • Can't wait for Red Text 2: The Biggening

  • Hey guys, I wanna ask a question. Do viruses effect computer games? I want to get skyrim, so I need to know.

  • @mrzombieclass Nice place to ask such a question...

  • @mrzombieclass NO WDF? NEWFAG

  • @mrzombieclass Wait are you asking if Skyrim affects your computer with a virus? THEN HELL NO

  • @mrzombieclass Why don't you clean the virus before installing the game?

  • @mrzombieclass ...this must be a troll, no one is this retarded

  • Saw it... wasn't that great. Ending killed it. There was this one part that was hilarious tho... ah, that big red text...

  • I want to watch it

  • Alternately, if you enjoyed Meet the Spartans seek medical help immediately.

  • All of them sucked.

  • Notice all of them are comedies...

  • Being colour-blind, I never even noticed how many movies use text like that. It's also strange how most of those sucked and the others I haven't seen.

  • What's funny is most of those movies are awful. The big, red text is like a warning for shitty movies for me.

  • If I was color blind this video would make me cry

  • I wasn't paying attention, and it wasn't till the video was over that I realized that the commercial I was waiting to finish was the video. xD

  • how come im the first to like this in 2 years

  • Its big red what?

  • That's the biggest redest text I've ever seen

  • all the same voice

  • ...big red dick?

  • That was totally the explosion used in South Park right?!?

  • only one of those movies is kinda good lol.

  • thumbs up if you thought this was an ad for an actual movie XD

  • What about scary movie 1&2?

  • I smell an Oscar frontrunner...

  • @ManOnTheCrescentMoon then there better be a BIG RED carpet

  • I don't like red, it's too mainstream.. I prefer medium lavender magenta..

  • the book was better.

  • @snakesrule5 wow thats just pathetic, copying someone elses comment? this is youtube it wont get you a girlfriend

  • lmao FUN WITH DICK.

  • what's that weird splattering sound in the background of the music

  • @mimprincesa the jizz of awesomeness

  • I think the same narrator does every movie trailer.

  • the book was better.

  • most annoying shit ive ever seen

  • pause at 0:09 first masterbation

  • Seen every single film mentioned in this

  • zz top ROCKS

  • thats gonna be a bad ass movie...wanna how i can tell....because the text is red! the colour of awesomeness

  • Interesting to notice how all of them pretty much suck

    except obviously for BIG RED TEXT!

  • "Big. Red. TEXT!"

    Not exactly a Seal of Quality, guys. Jus' sayin'

  • its also a bubble gum

  • When the movie gonna came out??

  • This is true on so many levels I don't know where to begin.

  • ARE YOU A BAHMINI?

  • i dont get it :P

  • When is it coming out to cinemas?

  • dont forget "ha ha this looks like a funny kid movie cause the dogs wearing sunglasses".

  • notice there all red texts

  • I didn't even notice all movie titles were red until now...

  • @VuileTeef I noticed that too :3 wow lul

  • wait whats the name of the movie

  • BIG RED TITS

    

  • the last one says big red ex

  • Lol I want to see that movie sooooo much now

  • SOOO EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!

  • The awkward moment when both top comments are the same.

  • @adshield It is time too take a shower..

  • The easiest way to get top comment is to say: "The awkward moment when both top comments are the same."

  • That was some big text.

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  • More like UNFUNNY AMERICAN HUMOR (in big red text)

  • Michael Bay approves.

  • @idontubewithyou

    Yeah, and the benchwarmers.

  • I'd watch that

  • ive never noticed that before!

  • i kinda wanna c this even though its not a real movie...

  • but did you see the trajan?

  • From the makers of BIG RED TEXT...

    And Hand-Drawn Block Letters...

    Comes...

    First and last letters that are slightly bigger than all the other letters in the titlE

  • Good point, cause all the movie you list sucks ballsssssssssssssssss

  • Y'know I heard Clifford the big red dog starred in this

  • whats with this pissing-like sound in the background?

  • if you like any of these movies, then you'll like: SHORT YELLOW BUS!!

  • I wanna go see this in 3D

  • never notice the font and boldness really atracts ppl o-o

  • La Grange...

  • I never actually notice until they pointed it out....

  • Sux major assssssssssss.

  • Correction: 0:42 has a bit of big white text.

  • I loled

  • well wats it rated?

  • Reactions!!!I WAS HERE WHEN YOU IMPLEMENTED THAT!!!!

  • thumbs up for La Grange by ZZ Top in the backround

  • DUDE! Its like the highpoint of every single movie nonstop for 2 hours! 'm so pissed they never said when they'd come out with this movie!

  • is it my speakers or does it sound like someones peeing in in the backgroud

  • My ears are full with shrapnel..

  • 0:44 BIG RED EX

  • Notice how they are all comedies?

  • @MitsuruXIII ''Comedies''.

  • @MitsuruXIII And direct-to-DVD and sequels/prequels!

  • @MitsuruXIII notice how the description TELLS you they are all comedies?

  • @Ninjasof42 i don't read the description ever why don't you go back under your bridge, troll

  • @MitsuruXIII thats the joke..

  • @drewbarrie no its not

  • @MitsuruXIII that sucked alot!

  • @MitsuruXIII Disaster Movie was a comedy?

  • @TheNewWrKing1

    yes. not very funny but it was supposed to be.

  • "FUN WITH DICK" -pause-

  • At the end it just said BIG RED EX

    hidden message ? ...

  • Do it again!

    I wasn't lookin! >.>

  • @idontubewithyou you suck

  • @idontubewithyou what about benchwarmers? that movie is hilarious!

  • this was wack

  • RIP Don LaFontaine

  • For the first few seconds, I thought I was watching a before video ad.

  • It's amazing how many trailers are voiced by the exact same dude.

  • will there be a sequel...?

  • Directed by Micheal bay

  • wow i hated so many of those movies...

  • Yeah for ZZ Top!

  • If you licked "Epic Movie", "Disaster Movie" and "Meet the Spartans", you´re disqusting! I mean ew....

  • AAAH!!! Miss March = Best movie ever!!!! <3 Trevor

  • Red is my favorite color! Too bad all these movies are absolutely horrible.

  • What about PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE?

  • Wow I can't believe I have never noticed that

  • ooohh this song rocks

  • I didn't know trevor moore created more than miss march

  • @asianwanabe1 Hes also in "Breaking In" and some other black and white movie, dont remember its name

  • What if you're color blind?!?

  • @1Romstar Then it's

    BIG

    BROWN

    TEXT

  • @recordnerd21 no. it would be BIG GREEN TEXT

  • @1Romstar We now present... BIG RED TEXT COLORBLIND EDITION (ALSO KNOWN AS: BIG BLACK TEXT)

  • @Game117Fanatic Actually it would most likely be BIG GREEN TEXT. What you described is the rarest form of color blindness.

  • @MrPneumonia yeah i have a friend that is like that...

  • @Game117Fanatic color blind?

  • @MrPneumonia yeah i actually think it is interesting to ask him what his world looks like, but otherwise he is normal.

  • @Game117Fanatic I also have a color blind friend. Idk what type he has.

  • @1Romstar IT'S BIG --- TEXT!

  • @1Romstar BIG GRAY TEXT!!!

  • @1Romstar I guess it's BIG GREEN TEXT or BIG GRAY TEXT then, depending on what kind of color blind...

  • @1Romstar BIG GREY TEXT

  • @1Romstar thank you for looking out for people like me

  • I never noticed this

  • sadly, i would probably watch that movie...

  • Better red than dead!

    ...Oh, wait...

  • damn 2 years and still no movie....

  • Omg I love this song I love zztop

  • I'm sure Big and Red applies in a lot more areas. ( I know its probably already been said.)

  • And if it's a romantic comedy, it comes with a white background.

  • I never realized how many damn movies used BIG RED TEXT

  • I like how they're advertising a comedy movie right now named 'Arthur' in the exact same way. It's like the red text never gets old.

  • I love how every movie title was pretty much voiced by the same guy except for Big Red Text.

  • I will never look at movie ads with red text and not think of this.

  • I thought that Miss March was made by Trevor moore and Zach cregger? The guys from whitest kids you know.

  • Big muthafuckin red text!

  • i can't see the color red :(