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  • shibu

  • cool :D

  • Okay now I'm scared of my own vigina

  • Look like tadpoles!!!

  • Lol

  • o_o it looks like SYFY creatures feasting on the insides... e.e

    lol jk -.- i won't scare u xD lol but this was my recommended videos D:

    i'm 12~! T^T how is this related to NigaHiga?

  • Cool and awesome

  • the germany nazi XD

  • i bet you typed i "Sperm"

  • Lol the same thing happened to my girlfriend two months ago!

  • The sperm cells remind me of the things out of Matrix.

  • whaT IS THE BLACK THING???!!

    

  • that's a white blood cell?? O.o

  • what's that black spikey ball??/ O.o

  • Its a race between a million sperms only one will be the winner the losers die in acidic conditions then that one winner forms us

  • I find this video difficult to masturbate to, given all the funny comments.

  • ◯~~~~~~

  • what the heck was that black thing

  • wtf guys?!

  • We Are The Sperm. You Will Be Assimilated.

    lol XD

  • My life in a nut shell

  • @popups46okay and you forgot to mention that even when a woman does get pregnant there are millions of sperm that don't make it.

  • @popups46okay are u saying that u want us men to fuck girls more ofton?

  • im so fuckin awesome. i cant belive i made it.

  • dude it looks kinda key word (KINDA) cool

  • That is why so many sperm cells are needed [40,000,000 is considered the low end of normal] just to fertilize one egg. Most of them don't make it.

  • Interesting video, but in truth, only about 40% of the normal sperm load is motile in the vaginal tract. In other words, its not a huge invasion force - more than half the ships are dead in space from the word go. Many others are destroyed by white blood cells, fungus in the tract, et al. Many other just run out of power before reaching the egg. Very few make it all the way to the egg and only one fertilizes the egg [two in the case of identical twins, three in triplets] .

  • @paktype "Very few make it all the way to the egg and only one fertilizes the egg [two in the case of identical twins, three in triplets]"

    this is incorrect, each sperm carries a uniques DNA set, if two sperm were to fertilize the same egg, then there may be unidentical twins as a result but not identical ones.

    Identical twins arise from the division of a single sperm.

  • i just thought this make a fumny intro for my stand up comedy act...

  • the sperm that got eaten was all like

    "i am gonna do this i am gonna... hey whats this thing behind me? are you the egg? OK I'M READY TO GO!!!!

  • is there such thing as 2 headed sperms?!?! D;

  • Yeah bitches! I won the race!

    Btw I think this is kinda nasty that little white living things are swimming around in my testies...

  • nice animations...even better music

  • this sounds really personal but im 14 years old and i got bored in the bathroom so i put up some porn :P, so after a while of masterbating suddenly sperm came out for the first time.... and i feel so much guilt and a shamed and i just don't know how to feel so can anyone tell me if its normal for people in my age to do that and i hear that it makes your balls smaller or something...(and sorry for my bad english)

  • @RGA54ETYHA5YH  Don't worry about it Masterbation is normal and it wont make your balls smaller :D ive been jacking my meat since i was 11 :P

  • @countersrtikeafan haha, thanks for the info, and btw i really want to do it again because you know it feels really good :D and i don't know like if to do it again im well wouldn't call it afraid but its like a new weird thing that im not use to so it, kinda hard to explain :/

  • @RGA54ETYHA5YH It happens to all of us i had a weird feeling to when the first time i jacked off to porn. but once you do it for the second time you don't have that guilt anymore. And yes it does feel really good that is why most people do it. hope i helped you out ;D

  • @countersrtikeafan ok, thanks for the help bro :)

  • @countersrtikeafan Ahh sorry if i disturb you, you don't have to response. so i was in my bathroom and i thought about what you said so i said lets try it haha. so im trying and i don't know it felt really weird like i didn't feel guilt or something like that it just felt something in my stomach, it wasn't bad or good it was weird haha, so i did it then stopped when i felt something then again and again and eventually i did it but like i stopped when a bit came out and i think i damaged myself:/

  • @RGA54ETYHA5YH i would like your sperm all over my face

  • @whiteboyy7thstt good luck with that.....

  • we were millions, now i am the only one left ...f-f-f-f-f-FOREVER ALONE!

  • you ar the one of 1 million

  • wat the fuck did i just watch? e.e

  • This music makes me feel like saying, "THIS IS VAGINA"

  • how we take out sperm

  • Sperm and Eggs are invisible basically, however they aren't even close to the most invisible existence out there. We have to pierce even deeper through them to see these creatures. 

  • won the race!

  • IVF

  • thumbs up if u have penis if no thumbs down

  • 1:24 VICTORY!!

  • this video is scared me.

  • what the fuck are those spiky balls

  • attack that pussy

  • @snoz2000 You're vile!

  • haha i won

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  • HAHA I made it I won! But I do kinda feel bad for all my buddies that didn't. It's hard to imagine that I have around 100,000 (I'm not sure how many there should be) people right between my legs. DON'T JACK OFF every time u do u kill hundreds of people that could if maybe became a human one day. Also, hoe fast does sperm regenerate?

  • @mitch2748 Ok sorry if I put your comment back to life, but that's a pretty bad logic. If men would stop masturbating just because everytime they ejaculate they're killing hundreds of souls that could hae been a human one day, then we women should stop having periods also? See what I mean, I think it's ok for males to masturbate, 'cause the human body regardless of gender has their own needs.

  • @THEMUSICR it's called seamen "see-min"

  • WAH BISA MENAMBAH PENGETAHUAN

  • then whats that white stuff that covers it then?

  • damn i remember that, soo boring

  • That's right I won my race!!!!! Lol

  • I often think of comets as universal sperms that bring life to planets...!!!! Ponder the thought :-)

  • If you're a twin then you tied. 

  • guys, we are all here because we were the fastest uhm.. sperm.

    FINALLY something we can agree on.

  • thumbs up if you won the sperm race

  • so epic

  • rofl

    1:38 *sends out flare*

    ITS A TRAP!

  • The more oxygen and nutrient you received as a baby, the smarter you'd be.

  • This shit is epic. GLADIATOR SPERM! TONIGHT.. WE DINE IN VAJAYJAY.

  • @sikkmage81 LMAO

  • I was superman once. not no more though :(

  • what was that weird looking thing that sucked that poor sperm inside it? i did not know there was sming scarry like that in my body.

  • huh????

  • And that`s how you were born little jimmy.

  • Forward my soldiers!! Fight for freedom!!!

  • 0:31 omg monster!

  • very bad.

  • Glowing neon sperm?

  • 0:35 Sucks to be him

  • Attack my minions!!!

  • i wonder how long it took to create this stupid video, i mean these two guys actually spent time making this. adding dramatic music and all. and i sat watching it all i dont know what i was expecting to happen. where are the asian sperm and the black sperm? how come all sperm are whiteboys.

  • @ 0:38 - R.I.P - Future Person.

  • haha I beat all those other bitches. haha I won, what now, haha I went inside the egg first haha I feel like a winner cause I went inside the egg first haha in your face bitches haha

  • @LAXfresh349 haha, you must not win things very often sadly ...

  • @LAXfresh349 haha

  • @LAXfresh349

    I'm glad you're happy that you fertilized your mom's eggs.

    Congratulations.

  • @mattvocalPHHS EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! 

  • @LAXfresh349 wth XD

  • their cumming!

  • CHAAAAARGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

  • 0-0 i was the fastest and strongest sperm

    then all my buddies died D=

  • @cakewasalie if i knew then how crap this world is i would have swam down stream

  • It's really stupid to think that "we were once a sperm" because that's obviously not true. We became something when the sperm fertilized the egg, not before.

  • @Jesicka89 Why do you think that....?

  • my balls hurt when I watch this

  • LOL They Look Like Tadpoles XD!!!!!

  • what was that black spicky thing O.o

  • @Smo0thi333 Leukocyte, it's a white blood cell, trapping and killing foreign bodies. Since sperm is foreign, it will try to consume as many intruders as possible.

  • @Smo0thi333 its something that kinda protects the body from bactria and anything that it propbubly it finds or anything that harms i think i got that right i learned it few months ago

  • it was like a war down there....

  • Whoa that would be a very interesting 3D movie!!!

  • 25 people who dislike this video are probably gays!!! who cant have fertilization!!!

  • go sperm go! Y > X

  • Wow that's what i looked like.

  • that one half of me did really well, if it had been another sperm that beat me to the spot, I would be someone else entirely and may not have existed to type this comment.

  • i feel like i am somebody because out of all of the million sperms in my dad's (you know what)

    i got in the egg first...what now bitches hahaha

  • see my auto video and see haow they are mrdering the children of America ...

    ```

    these fucking ZIONIST JOO SCUMBAGS are killing AMERICA

  • 0:37 r.i.p future person

  • cia sperm in ass cia sperm in ass cia sperm in ass cia sperm in ass cia sperm in ass cia sperm in ass cia sperm in ass cia sperm in ass cia sperm in ass cia sperm in ass

  • 0:32 what is this?

  • @duayyen1 White blood cell . . . i think

  • @duayyen1 mouldy toilet paper

  • Why would you even bother disliking this? Do you not like yourself? Or how you came to be? That's pretty stupid.

  • Whenever you feel like a loser just remember you were the fastest sperm

  • It is the union of the sperm with an ovum in the fallopian tube.

    When the ovum has been fertilized, it is know as the (zygote).

    It continues its passage through the fallopian tube and reaches the uterus (3) days later.

    During this time cell division take place 2,4,8,16 and so on until Morula is formed.

  • epic music

  • so what hapens to the others wen the first on gets inside

  • @NCRRanger108 they mainly die or worse, idk i'm not a health teacher

  • @YassineAbouzaid they die.... from dehydration I would imagine

  • what the hell are those spike balls? its like, a venus sperm trap

  • @agentpickles111 White bloodcells I suppose

  • me nd mi mom

  • All wings report in.

  • That must be one tight pussy...

  • 1:41 thats your mom's pubes xDDDDDD

  • just even a small drop of cum can have a million sperms in it, nature is awesome or is it scary?

    ...damn nature you scary

  • @Yepi69 in terms of unwanted pregnancies, very scary; just a drop.... you really have to be well protected....

  • Magic

    

  • WTF

  • Hit blood cll

  • the sound was like an alien is coming to invade something. haha.. but it is nice..

  • i cant believe i was one of them ! lol

  • what is that black thing?

    

  • @TheUnlimitedIphone white blood cell

  • NE LISEZ PAS CE MESSAGE !! Je sais pas si je doit le croire mais je préfére ne pas prendre de risque... Désolé

    1945,une jeune fille nommée lata kulu vint en Amerique dans un bateau gris venu d' Afrique. Un homme etrange la tua en gravant le mot "LATUALATUKA" dans son dos. Maintenant si tu as lu ce message elle viendras pendant une pleine lune dans ta maison et volera ton ame a moins que tu ne suives ces instructions.

    1.Reecris ce message en commentaires dans trois autres vidéo

  • NE LISEZ PAS CE MESSAGE !! Je sais pas si je doit le croire mais je préfére ne pas prendre de risque... Désolé

    1945,une jeune fille nommée lata kulu vint en Amerique dans un bateau gris venu d' Afrique. Un homme etrange la tua en gravant le mot "LATUALATUKA" dans son dos. Maintenant si tu as lu ce message elle viendras pendant une pleine lune dans ta maison et volera ton ame a moins que tu ne suives ces instructions.

    1.Reecris ce message en commentaires dans trois autres vidéo

  • Spermies are soo cute. :3 Tail go wiggle wiggle. :D xDD

  • @MsXxEmoXxPrincessXx well sexual reproduxtion is a great part of life thats what keeps more and more people existing its fascinating i find all the sperm traveling cool it looks a race.

  • @MsXxEmoXxPrincessXx i meant sexual reproduction sorry i typed fast so i made a mistake

  • Thats a shitload of cum

  • @howen123456789 I just shot sperm and im 11

  • @XxXsmok3w33d4ly420Xx eee ure gay why you telling him

  • lol skill-capped

  • 1:14 is that sperm radioactive?!?!?!

  • damn i have millions of brothers and sisters!

  • If you think about it, every time you masturbate, you're getting an abortion.

  • @jacobbis4lovers That is completely wrong. The egg and sperm have to already be united for it to be an abortion.

  • after this i went masturbating

  • what is tht thing tht captured the sperm?

  • a hedhehog?

  • Pure filth!!

    

  • i cant mater bate now =(

  • I can so realate to this!

  • this is amazing to see... when you think that all of us went through that process

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  • but how do sperm get into to body? =p

  • @commentor31 dont be immature

  • @commentor31 have u never had sex? lol jk hope u werent bein serious bout that question

  • @surfrzrule1 ofcours not i was being childish

  • its nice to know that we didn't get eaten by a white blood cell! *heres to our fallen comrades*

  • so what song is this?

  • When you're feeling sad, just remember that you were once the fastest and strongest sperm.

  • @Baloonsnufsaid wait are we used to be sperms?

  • @Baloonsnufsaid My unborn siblings must have really sucked then.

  • @Baloonsnufsaid OF MILLIONS :D