Despite the sheer badness of the movie, the fight scenes were way ahead of their time. While the training sequences seem inspired by old Shaw Brothers movies, we didn't see this kind of acrobatic action in Western movies until decades later. Now youtube is full of tricking and parkour, and mainstream movies are getting into it, too.
That movie idea is so ridiculous that it might be the best one of all time. I saw it at the theater in seventh grade and thought it was so cool. Now I think it's absolutely hilarious.
It is too bad that Kurt Thomas didn't try and make more movies, even though this movie bombed at the box office it really wasn't that bad of a movie. And plus that I'm a big fan of Kurt Thomas. Love to watch gymnastics, it is amazing what those gymnasts can do with their bodies, in part because of their strong core muscles
@joeyvader i'm pretty sure it was a foundation of sorts from an old building with fucked up rebar conveniently resembling a pommel horse not only in look but function. plot hole erased.
Is this really the best answer to karate 1980s Hollywood could come up with? Did our movie execs really think this was the martial art that would represent American action films?
@GeoVII This was all part of the ninja craze of the early 80's. Americans were still new to martial arts movies so the bar was not set very high yet. The upside is that these low expectations made it possible for an unintentionally very funny movie to be made.
AHHAAH ... ooh man!! What memories... Gotta love the wack 80's karate movies. @ 0:20 MAAN! Me and my best friend used to cry laughing at that scene...
This film must have been written by the same monkey who acted as a script supervisor for Cannon films. A company which produced such gems as Invasion USA. All kidding aside, if you enjoy movies that require cocaine for you to make sense of the script then you should see it. It's unintentionally a very funny movie, that's what I like about it. According to the end credits, this film was based on a novel. Has anybody ever found any proof of this?
I just watched this film, It is so crap, so low budget with cheap camera work, no plot and the same kicking and punching sounds over and over again. But it's crapness is why it is so good.
Essentially a gymnast is trained by Mr T & a wise Japanese man with an eagle on his arm. His mission is to win an obstacle course race which in turn allows the American government access to the country which in turn somehow gives them access to all satellites in the world.
Nothing makes sense or is explained including the lazy camera work which manages to take any possible tension out of the action scenes involving horses, gorges etc.
Dude, you can get it on Netflix. And Amazon. And Best Buy. It's not hard to find, at all. The reason it's probably only in 10 libraries is because the other libraries are too embarrassed to order it.
When gymnastics and karate are fused, the combustion becomes an explosion!" Best. Trailer. Ever.
haha this is so funny!
check out my top ten list of best gymnastics movies:
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tanapeled 2 days ago
Despite the sheer badness of the movie, the fight scenes were way ahead of their time. While the training sequences seem inspired by old Shaw Brothers movies, we didn't see this kind of acrobatic action in Western movies until decades later. Now youtube is full of tricking and parkour, and mainstream movies are getting into it, too.
raksh9 3 days ago
That movie idea is so ridiculous that it might be the best one of all time. I saw it at the theater in seventh grade and thought it was so cool. Now I think it's absolutely hilarious.
HooptieHamburger 2 weeks ago
i used to watch this when i was a kid too. i wanted to be that bloke....lol. OH...MY...GOD
steelcabby 2 weeks ago
The combustion becomes an explosion!
bkellam 1 month ago
Don LaFontaine almost makes me want to see it. Almost.
richardtheconquerer 1 month ago
lol the trailer sounds and is being delivered like watching the shoppingTV... would love to hear the "WHAT AN AMAZING OFFAH!"
kemle 1 month ago
I'll wait for the Criterion version.
linocoria 1 month ago 2
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
TheDeepestDarkness 1 month ago
No way this is legit. No way.
MrSupps 1 month ago
@MrSupps it is, i saw it yesterday with a friend, i wished i was high so bad :(
rafaarias 1 month ago
i remeber watching this movie when i was a kid...great movie!!
kervinmontes75 1 month ago
i'm the guy with two faces
homologygroup 1 month ago
you gotta be shittin me
Krebsmon 1 month ago
Gameone
retropommes 1 month ago 23
Whats with the pitchforks....in an 80s movie.....lol
bellanix2 2 months ago
Is that Gabe from The Office at 0:51?
DCN8TV 2 months ago
...the power of gymnastics.
Delriversit 2 months ago
I remember watching Siskel and Ebert's devastating review of this film on PBS, when it first came out.
delavalmilker 2 months ago
OMG...lol that was just awful
fozziebear26 2 months ago
just another karate infused gymnast kicking ass and taking names
darkanima1 3 months ago
Hmm..... "the combustion becomes an explosion." Whodathunkit?
1148BucksX2 3 months ago 2
this is soooooooooooooooooooo bad.....ass!
FightEEEE 3 months ago
It is too bad that Kurt Thomas didn't try and make more movies, even though this movie bombed at the box office it really wasn't that bad of a movie. And plus that I'm a big fan of Kurt Thomas. Love to watch gymnastics, it is amazing what those gymnasts can do with their bodies, in part because of their strong core muscles
stretch4859 4 months ago
now i await Hai-keebah: the movie...
daiklaive 4 months ago
ROFL,. oh I remember this movie... laugh riot.
Capt777harris 4 months ago
Unexpected cameo by Voldemort at 0:50?
Joannehowe 5 months ago
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hadeswyvern 5 months ago
Damnit! "The Game" ....I just lost it....
Strongbow520 6 months ago
I have this on VHS, otherwise I wouldn't believe it's a real movie.
buddhastalin 6 months ago
Thank God there was a pummel horse in the middle of the street..
joeyvader 6 months ago 4
@joeyvader i'm pretty sure it was a foundation of sorts from an old building with fucked up rebar conveniently resembling a pommel horse not only in look but function. plot hole erased.
ant1ph0n 5 months ago
@ant1ph0n Yeah...or it coulda been a pommel horse graveyard where they put all of the old pommel horses to pasture...
joeyvader 5 months ago
"It's called The Game, and nobody wins..."
Well yeah, now that you mentioned it I just lost the game too. Fuuuuuuuuu
P.S. I am not embarrassed to say that I own this movie. Nay, this work of art.
QuinnLev 6 months ago 2
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QuinnLev 6 months ago
he must PENETRATE a mountain fortress
zackwyldesroadie 6 months ago 19
@zackwyldesroadie
It's really more of a mound than a mountain.
GDThisIsFingAnnoying 1 week ago
''They call it the game... But nobody wins.'' LOL, you just lost the game
adsqfer 6 months ago 2
This movie needs to be filed in the comedy section. I've never laughed so hard watching a "martial arts" movie. Love this flick.
mattiemjk 7 months ago
:53 I just lost. And so did you.
7j8i9m 7 months ago
nice mullet
youtoobesucks 7 months ago 2
Anderson Silva uses Gymkata. so you jokers and haters can suck it.
VpY22 7 months ago
In my opinion the greatest trailer ever made!!!
gregbutler1 8 months ago
This movie is THA movie.....well thats what I thougth back in the 80´s when i was 5 years old LOL but still is a nice memory!!
psychokiller04 8 months ago
I think that wicked mullet gave him an upper hand
homid 8 months ago
omg i still have the original tape and the cover from this movie
sniper275 9 months ago
KA-RA-TAY
JohntheNonCultist 9 months ago
Wow! I want that narrator at my wedding!
elfirrepins 9 months ago
what is this, i dont even...
MyTubeIsBetter20 9 months ago 2
Hay dos dos la peli me gusto de niño ahorita ya no mucho
SonideroMX 9 months ago
I saw this movie at fye I should have bought it.
willgardner1989 10 months ago
DAMMIT I LOST THE GAME!!
Anyway, I'm a gymnast and I enjoy karate movies and I LOVE bad movies. This looks like my perfect movie. I must see it.
raeroocha 10 months ago
Wow, I must be getting old. I can't believe so many people on here haven't seen this movie. Good movie. Well it was when I was a kid.
johnnyu3 10 months ago
GSP Will you his Gymkata to destroy Shields
XMMAFANX 10 months ago
THE GAME
yourPussyIsOnFire 10 months ago
Is this really the best answer to karate 1980s Hollywood could come up with? Did our movie execs really think this was the martial art that would represent American action films?
GeoVII 10 months ago
@GeoVII This was all part of the ninja craze of the early 80's. Americans were still new to martial arts movies so the bar was not set very high yet. The upside is that these low expectations made it possible for an unintentionally very funny movie to be made.
jaybloke100a 6 months ago 2
The forerunner of Parkour XD
das81 10 months ago
I lost the game.
redwardthird 10 months ago
More like gymCaCa
kennysutch 11 months ago 10
Best fail movie ever...
Moodo1 11 months ago
Thanks America fo giving us bad movies hahahahaha.
daveibukun 11 months ago
What the shit this better get featured on @AOTS #ATN
TheWorldMind 11 months ago
BEST MOVIE.
standingcorpse 11 months ago
damn i just lost the fucking game!!!
georgesman33 1 year ago
@georgesman33
Dude everybody lost the game, everybody DIES..
/nooooooo
NathanKlo 1 year ago
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rblvagrant 1 year ago
Watching this whole trailer was painful.
Far7anR 1 year ago
@Far7anR Watch the movie......
goji2099 1 year ago
I rented this when I was ten years old because there was what appeared to be a ninja on the video tape cover.
I was expecting a ninja movie, and damn was I pissed.
polymath7 1 year ago 2
"The Game"
bcbird 1 year ago
So... they all lost the game?
MarieFace 1 year ago
The discipline, timing, and power of gymnastics and the explosive force of karate? I don't think I can handle it.
freddy2fan 1 year ago 2
Cracked
Vidike 1 year ago
gymkata is my life
doULikeStaik 1 year ago
HOOOOOLY COOOWW!!!
I NEED TO BUY THIS!!!
chisspa777 1 year ago
i saw this movie and it's not bad at all... ok it's horrible
herrTraak 1 year ago 3
classic movie lol they should make a remake
theboxxxx138 1 year ago
Oh. My. God.
I just cum'd.
DrQuadruple 1 year ago
The Game, i just lost it.
NegerPlease 1 year ago
His only Weapon HIMSELF!!!, and that's all he NEEDS!!!, remember that before you laugh at him!!!
darthpibe 1 year ago 7
@darthpibe lmao
boleplissken 1 year ago
Even at 8 years old knew this movie blew chunks
tanguman2 1 year ago
The combustion becomes an explosion? BWAHAHA
canuckistani81 1 year ago 3
0:53 .... D:
gibson1789 1 year ago
please tell me this is a real movie...
Blackwhitegray 1 year ago 2
Such a classic bit of fodder,compared to to Robert Clouse's other films ,this was definitely i bit crazy ,HA HA HA
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"They call it... THE GAME." wow, "they" must not be very imaginative.
superlou1s 1 year ago
It's like any Van Damme movie ever, except for pussies, by pussies!
packermanny 1 year ago
wooohoooo luvz meh B movies XD
GoldenDevil777 1 year ago
Do you hear those punch-sounds? "dsh" XDDD
freshli1 1 year ago
0:53
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-I lost
timmysquidfingers 1 year ago 2
What's the sequel?
Ice Skarate? When Ice Skating and Karate are combined to form a deadly (and fabulous) form of fighting.
This movie is a joke movie right, or were they serious?
kives1985 1 year ago 16
@kives1985
Brilliant:)
ghosst00 1 year ago
@kives1985 It´s the 80´s baby, they were entirely serious.
jaybloke100a 6 months ago 3
@kives1985 I'm afraid this was real. I saw it on ONTV (dating myself) way back when in Chicago. It was horrible.
ICEcoleman2k 5 months ago
@kives1985 dude shut the fuck up.......this movie is awsome have you actually watched or just seen he trailer
sniper275 5 months ago
@kives1985 they were serious...
pirateofthecarabiner 5 months ago
@kives1985 LOL
buddhastalin 5 months ago
What kind of maniac would combine these "disciplines" without expecting explosive results?
aldershofaia 1 year ago 4
Don LaFontaine: They call it "The Game".Also, you lose.
You: FFFFFUUUUUUU!
Don LF:*Epic Troll Guy face*
corle1 1 year ago 4
A cinematic gem. A gem, I tells ya!
chilledbarnacle 1 year ago 2
Hell, they should've called it "Kungnastics". Or "Gym-Fu".
TrashTrailers 1 year ago
roflmao
Jackalofdeath 1 year ago
Remember how this movie started a huge gymnastics fad. For a while there it was more popular then football.
DejectedPanda 1 year ago
I like the part where he does Gym....kata.
Seebr115 1 year ago
When Gymnastics and Karate are combined
thenglennsaid 1 year ago
I totally just lost "the game" dammit. Don LaFontaine knows how to play that is kinda epic.
greed13X 1 year ago
wow, are you serious?
Lowclef 1 year ago
"they call it the game" ha ha ha ha.
daveibukun 1 year ago
Penetrate a mountain fortress, haha
crackintosh 1 year ago
Lili Rochefort.
silenthillmaster755 1 year ago
AHHAAH ... ooh man!! What memories... Gotta love the wack 80's karate movies. @ 0:20 MAAN! Me and my best friend used to cry laughing at that scene...
megatron0357 1 year ago
oh... my ...god
MST3Killa 1 year ago
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Best movie ever.
LolonMatinez 1 year ago
Ever since the 80s, as a little boy, the cover box ALWAYS intrigued me! Now, I could either rent the dvd or watch it online...
amazingdany 1 year ago
If you own this movie, your application to Ninja Burger will not be taken seriously.
NinjaGhostScorpion 1 year ago
I love this film.....almost as good as surviving the game
MarkBade 1 year ago
wow..look horrible..
anormalnick 1 year ago
Hey I enjoyed this as a kid and sad thing is it's better when you were a kid
SandoTrini 1 year ago
FUCK YEAH!
SERPO
Serpo71 1 year ago
Someone come up with a witty remark about his haircut, which is a hybrid between a mullet and... ?
motormouthfrenchie 1 year ago
This movie kicked major ass.
woonyukwoo 1 year ago
I have won so many street fights thanks to this movie. I combined my gymnastics with my karate and it work fantastic. Thanks Gymkata!
ItchyGoomie 1 year ago 27
"When gymnatics and karate are infused, the combustion becomes an EXPLOSION!"
maycanady 1 year ago
At 0:49, I honest-to-god thought those archers were Christmas lights.
anemone9 1 year ago
00:21 well he wasnt expecting THAT.
tonymontana1974 1 year ago
it's lucky he fought in that room with a pommel horse, eh?
veyronman 1 year ago 63
@veyronman lol good one :)
twiceborne 1 year ago
@veyronman does seem....coincidental?
Myself0101 1 year ago
@veyronman I'd say he probably makes a point of that in advance. I know I would
kmaru80 7 months ago
@veyronman I can't stop laffin @ your comment!!!
butterp7 6 months ago
@veyronman
oh its worse.. the pommel horse was out in the open.
Xerock 6 months ago
If you put some CGI, painted the guy blue, and made it about a culture trying to battle industrial marginalization, this might be oscar material.
thinkingman07 1 year ago 8
This film must have been written by the same monkey who acted as a script supervisor for Cannon films. A company which produced such gems as Invasion USA. All kidding aside, if you enjoy movies that require cocaine for you to make sense of the script then you should see it. It's unintentionally a very funny movie, that's what I like about it. According to the end credits, this film was based on a novel. Has anybody ever found any proof of this?
brand27A 2 years ago 3
i am the master of Chck-Chck
Chck-Chck is the sound a shot gun makes when its cocked
godscuttingyoudown 2 years ago
@godscuttingyoudown not funny. try again
veyronman 1 year ago
ZERO POINT ZERO
godscuttingyoudown 1 year ago
This was so bad it was good.
andysun73 2 years ago
the combustion becomes an explosion!
randwich 2 years ago 3
this is like enter the dragon on acid..i mean bad acid..a cult classic but bloody scary to yer mind tank...lov the voiceover
ZINCOVIX 2 years ago
I bet this was at the very top of Don LaFontaine's resumé, too!
Tre404 2 years ago 3
I just watched this film, It is so crap, so low budget with cheap camera work, no plot and the same kicking and punching sounds over and over again. But it's crapness is why it is so good.
scamp3bvfghty 2 years ago 4
Ahahahaha xD
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tadakaluri007 2 years ago
The game.
Gumbo550 2 years ago
You just lost it.
DudeDudi 2 years ago
WORST MOVIE EVER! 1 notch below Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon. But that's why I love 'em both.
arabogs 2 years ago
Do you get to see his dick in the movie at any point.
tacomadavid68 2 years ago
@tacomadavid68
ha! +1
brotherpepper 2 years ago
This movie is hilarious!
Essentially a gymnast is trained by Mr T & a wise Japanese man with an eagle on his arm. His mission is to win an obstacle course race which in turn allows the American government access to the country which in turn somehow gives them access to all satellites in the world.
Nothing makes sense or is explained including the lazy camera work which manages to take any possible tension out of the action scenes involving horses, gorges etc.
I highly advise you see it!
ligeynuts 2 years ago 2
I laughed for ten straight minutes after seeing this....
Remarcable this crap actually sells...or sold..
zertina 2 years ago
lol at 0.22
AbhiB 2 years ago
"...but nobody wins." Kind of a stupid game, really.
darkglasses 2 years ago 2
How did this slide under the radar for so long?
OhNoItsGojira 2 years ago
0:48 i didn't know devo was in this movie
Zotispie 2 years ago 2
Only the legendary voice of Don LaFontaine could actually make this movie seem good.
rafterscott 2 years ago 39
@rafterscott
His voice makes me want to see this silly movie.
MarieFace 1 year ago
Greatest. Movie. of. All. Time.
tonynomis 2 years ago 5
Dude, you can get it on Netflix. And Amazon. And Best Buy. It's not hard to find, at all. The reason it's probably only in 10 libraries is because the other libraries are too embarrassed to order it.
When gymnastics and karate are fused, the combustion becomes an explosion!" Best. Trailer. Ever.
finkles2000 2 years ago
this movie is only in 10 libraries in the entire world. i checked.......
yourheyness3 2 years ago 3
fucken gg op, +1
Duke2468 2 years ago
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this is the worst thing I ever saw.
ollibara 2 years ago
WTF! fuck op
insanehl 2 years ago
FUUUUUUUUUUU, you got me you son of a bitch.
SovietDouchebag 2 years ago
0:54
RevoltAndRebelGW 2 years ago
Fuck you OP
Boofer007 2 years ago
I love these old movies
goonboat 2 years ago
I love this movie.
GYMKAKA!!
PartyBoy64 2 years ago
Nobody wins the game!
also must be the worst movie ever...
Antimatschtomate 2 years ago
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahah.
gebrechlichkeit93 2 years ago
Hi-Kaybah!
RadarKat73080 2 years ago
The Game /b/
simonalamona345 2 years ago
rules 1 and 2
cathal6000 2 years ago
one word...........! THORG !
SpinksJinx 2 years ago