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  • haha this is so funny!

    check out my top ten list of best gymnastics movies:

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  • Despite the sheer badness of the movie, the fight scenes were way ahead of their time. While the training sequences seem inspired by old Shaw Brothers movies, we didn't see this kind of acrobatic action in Western movies until decades later. Now youtube is full of tricking and parkour, and mainstream movies are getting into it, too.

  • That movie idea is so ridiculous that it might be the best one of all time. I saw it at the theater in seventh grade and thought it was so cool. Now I think it's absolutely hilarious. 

  • i used to watch this when i was a kid too. i wanted to be that bloke....lol. OH...MY...GOD

  • The combustion becomes an explosion!

  • Don LaFontaine almost makes me want to see it. Almost.

  • lol the trailer sounds and is being delivered like watching the shoppingTV... would love to hear the "WHAT AN AMAZING OFFAH!"

  • I'll wait for the Criterion version.

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

  • No way this is legit. No way.

  • @MrSupps it is, i saw it yesterday with a friend, i wished i was high so bad :(

  • i remeber watching this movie when i was a kid...great movie!!

  • i'm the guy with two faces

  • you gotta be shittin me

  • Gameone

  • Whats with the pitchforks....in an 80s movie.....lol

  • Is that Gabe from The Office at 0:51?

  • ...the power of gymnastics.

  • I remember watching Siskel and Ebert's devastating review of this film on PBS, when it first came out.

  • OMG...lol that was just awful

  • just another karate infused gymnast kicking ass and taking names

  • Hmm..... "the combustion becomes an explosion." Whodathunkit?

  • this is soooooooooooooooooooo bad.....ass!

  • It is too bad that Kurt Thomas didn't try and make more movies, even though this movie bombed at the box office it really wasn't that bad of a movie. And plus that I'm a big fan of Kurt Thomas. Love to watch gymnastics, it is amazing what those gymnasts can do with their bodies, in part because of their strong core muscles

  • now i await Hai-keebah: the movie...

  • ROFL,. oh I remember this movie... laugh riot.

  • Unexpected cameo by Voldemort at 0:50?

  • Damnit! "The Game" ....I just lost it....

  • I have this on VHS, otherwise I wouldn't believe it's a real movie.

  • Thank God there was a pummel horse in the middle of the street..

  • @joeyvader i'm pretty sure it was a foundation of sorts from an old building with fucked up rebar conveniently resembling a pommel horse not only in look but function. plot hole erased.

  • @ant1ph0n Yeah...or it coulda been a pommel horse graveyard where they put all of the old pommel horses to pasture...

  • "It's called The Game, and nobody wins..."

    Well yeah, now that you mentioned it I just lost the game too. Fuuuuuuuuu

    P.S. I am not embarrassed to say that I own this movie. Nay, this work of art.

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  • he must PENETRATE a mountain fortress

  • @zackwyldesroadie

    It's really more of a mound than a mountain.

  • ''They call it the game... But nobody wins.'' LOL, you just lost the game

  • This movie needs to be filed in the comedy section. I've never laughed so hard watching a "martial arts" movie. Love this flick.

  • :53 I just lost. And so did you.

  • nice mullet

  • Anderson Silva uses Gymkata. so you jokers and haters can suck it.

  • In my opinion the greatest trailer ever made!!!

  • This movie is THA movie.....well thats what I thougth back in the 80´s when i was 5 years old LOL but still is a nice memory!!

  • I think that wicked mullet gave him an upper hand

  • omg i still have the original tape and the cover from this movie

  • KA-RA-TAY

  • Wow! I want that narrator at my wedding!

  • what is this, i dont even...

  • Hay dos dos la peli me gusto de niño ahorita ya no mucho

  • I saw this movie at fye I should have bought it.

  • DAMMIT I LOST THE GAME!!

    Anyway, I'm a gymnast and I enjoy karate movies and I LOVE bad movies. This looks like my perfect movie. I must see it.

  • Wow, I must be getting old. I can't believe so many people on here haven't seen this movie. Good movie. Well it was when I was a kid.

  • GSP Will you his Gymkata to destroy Shields

  • THE GAME

    

  • Is this really the best answer to karate 1980s Hollywood could come up with? Did our movie execs really think this was the martial art that would represent American action films?

  • @GeoVII This was all part of the ninja craze of the early 80's. Americans were still new to martial arts movies so the bar was not set very high yet. The upside is that these low expectations made it possible for an unintentionally very funny movie to be made.

  • The forerunner of Parkour XD

  • I lost the game.

  • More like gymCaCa

  • Best fail movie ever...

  • Thanks America fo giving us bad movies hahahahaha.

  • What the shit this better get featured on @AOTS #ATN

  • BEST MOVIE.

  • damn i just lost the fucking game!!!

  • @georgesman33

    Dude everybody lost the game, everybody DIES..

    /nooooooo

  • Watching this whole trailer was painful.

  • @Far7anR Watch the movie......

  • I rented this when I was ten years old because there was what appeared to be a ninja on the video tape cover.

    I was expecting a ninja movie, and damn was I pissed.

  • "The Game"

  • So... they all lost the game?

  • The discipline, timing, and power of gymnastics and the explosive force of karate? I don't think I can handle it.

  • Cracked

  • gymkata is my life

  • HOOOOOLY COOOWW!!!

    I NEED TO BUY THIS!!!

  • i saw this movie and it's not bad at all... ok it's horrible

  • classic movie lol they should make a remake 

  • Oh. My. God.

    I just cum'd.

  • The Game, i just lost it.

  • His only Weapon HIMSELF!!!, and that's all he NEEDS!!!, remember that before you laugh at him!!!

  • @darthpibe lmao

  • Even at 8 years old knew this movie blew chunks

  • The combustion becomes an explosion? BWAHAHA

  • 0:53 .... D:

  • please tell me this is a real movie...

  • Such a classic bit of fodder,compared to to Robert Clouse's other films ,this was definitely i bit crazy ,HA HA HA

  • It's like any Van Damme movie ever, except for pussies, by pussies!

  • wooohoooo luvz meh B movies XD

  • Do you hear those punch-sounds? "dsh" XDDD 

  • 0:53

    FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-I lost

  • What's the sequel?

    Ice Skarate? When Ice Skating and Karate are combined to form a deadly (and fabulous) form of fighting.

    This movie is a joke movie right, or were they serious?

  • @kives1985

    Brilliant:)

  • @kives1985 It´s the 80´s baby, they were entirely serious.

  • @kives1985 I'm afraid this was real. I saw it on ONTV (dating myself) way back when in Chicago. It was horrible.

  • @kives1985 dude shut the fuck up.......this movie is awsome have you actually watched or just seen he trailer

  • @kives1985 they were serious...

  • @kives1985 LOL

  • What kind of maniac would combine these "disciplines" without expecting explosive results?

  • Don LaFontaine: They call it "The Game".Also, you lose.

    You: FFFFFUUUUUUU!

    Don LF:*Epic Troll Guy face*

  • A cinematic gem. A gem, I tells ya!

  • Hell, they should've called it "Kungnastics". Or "Gym-Fu".

  • roflmao

    

  • Remember how this movie started a huge gymnastics fad. For a while there it was more popular then football.

  • I like the part where he does Gym....kata.

  • When Gymnastics and Karate are combined

  • I totally just lost "the game" dammit. Don LaFontaine knows how to play that is kinda epic.

  • wow, are you serious?

  • "they call it the game" ha ha ha ha.

  • Penetrate a mountain fortress, haha

  • Lili Rochefort.

  • AHHAAH ... ooh man!! What memories... Gotta love the wack 80's karate movies. @ 0:20 MAAN! Me and my best friend used to cry laughing at that scene...

  • oh... my ...god

  • Ever since the 80s, as a little boy, the cover box ALWAYS intrigued me! Now, I could either rent the dvd or watch it online...

  • If you own this movie, your application to Ninja Burger will not be taken seriously.

  • I love this film.....almost as good as surviving the game

  • wow..look horrible..

  • Hey I enjoyed this as a kid and sad thing is it's better when you were a kid

  • FUCK YEAH!

    SERPO

  • Someone come up with a witty remark about his haircut, which is a hybrid between a mullet and... ?

  • This movie kicked major ass.

  • I have won so many street fights thanks to this movie. I combined my gymnastics with my karate and it work fantastic. Thanks Gymkata!

  • "When gymnatics and karate are infused, the combustion becomes an EXPLOSION!"

  • At 0:49, I honest-to-god thought those archers were Christmas lights.

  • 00:21 well he wasnt expecting THAT.

  • it's lucky he fought in that room with a pommel horse, eh?

  • @veyronman lol good one :)

  • @veyronman does seem....coincidental?

  • @veyronman I'd say he probably makes a point of that in advance. I know I would

  • @veyronman I can't stop laffin @ your comment!!!

  • @veyronman

    oh its worse.. the pommel horse was out in the open.

  • If you put some CGI, painted the guy blue, and made it about a culture trying to battle industrial marginalization, this might be oscar material.

  • This film must have been written by the same monkey who acted as a script supervisor for Cannon films. A company which produced such gems as Invasion USA. All kidding aside, if you enjoy movies that require cocaine for you to make sense of the script then you should see it. It's unintentionally a very funny movie, that's what I like about it. According to the end credits, this film was based on a novel. Has anybody ever found any proof of this?

  • i am the master of Chck-Chck

    Chck-Chck is the sound a shot gun makes when its cocked

  • @godscuttingyoudown not funny. try again

  • ZERO POINT ZERO

  • This was so bad it was good.

  • the combustion becomes an explosion!

  • this is like enter the dragon on acid..i mean bad acid..a cult classic but bloody scary to yer mind tank...lov the voiceover

  • I bet this was at the very top of Don LaFontaine's resumé, too!

  • I just watched this film, It is so crap, so low budget with cheap camera work, no plot and the same kicking and punching sounds over and over again. But it's crapness is why it is so good.

  • Ahahahaha xD

  • The game.

  • You just lost it.

  • WORST MOVIE EVER! 1 notch below Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon. But that's why I love 'em both.

  • Do you get to see his dick in the movie at any point.

  • @tacomadavid68

    ha! +1

  • This movie is hilarious!

    Essentially a gymnast is trained by Mr T & a wise Japanese man with an eagle on his arm. His mission is to win an obstacle course race which in turn allows the American government access to the country which in turn somehow gives them access to all satellites in the world.

    Nothing makes sense or is explained including the lazy camera work which manages to take any possible tension out of the action scenes involving horses, gorges etc.

    I highly advise you see it!

  • I laughed for ten straight minutes after seeing this....

    Remarcable this crap actually sells...or sold..

  • lol at 0.22

  • "...but nobody wins." Kind of a stupid game, really.

  • How did this slide under the radar for so long?

  • 0:48 i didn't know devo was in this movie

  • Only the legendary voice of Don LaFontaine could actually make this movie seem good.

  • @rafterscott

    His voice makes me want to see this silly movie.

  • Greatest. Movie. of. All. Time.

  • Dude, you can get it on Netflix. And Amazon. And Best Buy. It's not hard to find, at all. The reason it's probably only in 10 libraries is because the other libraries are too embarrassed to order it.

    When gymnastics and karate are fused, the combustion becomes an explosion!" Best. Trailer. Ever.

  • this movie is only in 10 libraries in the entire world. i checked.......

  • fucken gg op, +1

  • WTF! fuck op

  • FUUUUUUUUUUU, you got me you son of a bitch.

  • 0:54

  • Fuck you OP

  • I love these old movies

  • I love this movie.

    GYMKAKA!!

  • Nobody wins the game!

    also must be the worst movie ever...

  • Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahah.

  • Hi-Kaybah!

  • The Game /b/

  • rules 1 and 2

  • one word...........! THORG !