Super Bowl Analysis from an Idiot

[melissa9315]

When I think of super bowl time I don`t think of football, or commercials, I think of all the nachos and salsa that goes on sale...

[MusicalAnimus]

In re the improvement of bad mascots: strictly-stickly[dot]tumblr[do­t]com[slash]/post/14701074509/­did-you-know-there-are-no-spor­ts-teams-with

[Alassieth]

And now the most popular search on google for "is edward cullen..." is now "a virgin". Followed by "gay", "ginger" and "english". People are weird...

[azkend11]

this guy is gay

[vidkid42]

@azkend11 Is he? That's very interesting considering he's married to a woman and has a biological son.

[MedorikoPhoenix]

Free-floating tongue bubble! Win!

[JstTheDoctor]

What's wrong with Cardinals? They seem to have been great in baseball as a mascot. :)

[Number27IsMe]

Don't forget 'Wolverhampton Wanderers' Another British PL football team. But then again they can be called Wolves...

[lifesgoodpeep]

I'm sorry john, but pirates could be ninjas any day.

[laughesalot11]

@lifesgoodpeep No they couldn't, ninjas require intense training. However, in the case that you meant "beat" instead of be, well, your poor spelling proves you are, indeed, a pirate

[AlyReality]

That's the bar from Will Grayson, Will Grayson!!!

[teamnerd2point0]

My English teacher predicts the outcome of a sports game on almost the exact same principle: if one of each of the mascots were locked in a cage together, whoever would emerge victorious would win the match.

[meddows12345]

@emavj97 YES

[emavj97]

they should be the honey badgers. obviously if they become the honey badgers they will win

[saber1epee0]

Please Note that the top Google search for "Is Edward Cullen _" is "A Virgin".

"Real" has been moved to third place.

[roocarpal]

I frequently ponder on Herpezes. I just love the word.

[sesshypuppysbff]

Hahahahaha!! Random spit-bubble spitting! Epic! And really, a VEGITARIAN BIRD? These guys are supposed to be manly men! Why would manly, bacon-eating men have a tiny vegitarian mascot? That needs some serious re-thinking.

[ClaireLaBear11]

Need a question to be answered? Call the all knowing Daniel Biss

[PirateFrodoCullen]

That was the best ending EVER!!! HOW DID HE DO THAT!??!?! :O)

[chrisftw92]

Just randomly flicking through old videos, watch this and you insult Bolton Wanderers. Im from Bolton, I know you think their name is bad, but seriously, watch them play, only then can you understand how truly bad they are..

[savagedogx]

This is a shity vid

[aerosmithlover24]

@savagedogx Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

=]

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

@savagedogx you warner-chilcotting deceptercon!

[PrimroseMarie]

Gotta love Delta State University's Fighting Okra

[SeahorseyPrincess]

Bahaha, "Is Edward Cullen in Harry Potter" just came up on my recommended search! Some people need to learn the difference between an actor & a character....

[p00chieMane]

this is the video which made me originally subscribe to john & hank!

[RickhatesScott]

Woah, dat intro

[andnowforsomething89]

... or a better quarterback

[eretrece]

I just typed "Is Edward Cullen" into google and it gave me "Is Edward Cullen a vampire?" first. Shouldn't reading the books answer that question well enough? The second result was "Is Edward Cullen gay?". So he might just be pretending he likes Bella to hide his homosexuality? The third result was actually "Is Edward Cullen real?". Weird...

[LHingston]

If it makes you feel any better, "Is Edward Cullen an abusive boyfriend?" now comes up on the suggested list. Someone's been doing some sensible Googling!

[wex3927]

I love how John's eyes go up every time he makes a bubble. And the triumph at the end is priceless. Thanks for the smile(s).

[moonstargazzer]

ASK A NINJA FTW!!!!!!!!!!

[isayhionthe75]

I am from Arizona...

We should totaly be the ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[besttheeverhappy]

HOW DID YOU DO THAT WITH THE BUBBLE????

[ToraShadowFox14]

The Arizona Ninjas?! That would make me proud of my state's football team... if only they were called that. XD;;

[TVLover1995]

"The Arizona Mother in Laws" lol XD

[meswr]

"Herpums"? haha, this guy cracks me up!

[razzo3456]

is it good or bad that the ad on this vid is for rise of the planet of the apes?

[mirosango14]

Arizona Army Ants! (Big Bang Theory reference right there.)

[charliebham21]

I too am in that tiny overlap :)

[PostCardSender]

k so that bubble thing... REALLY COOL! HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!

[NNG45505]

how'd you do that

[robynisawkward]

The "Arizona Herpum". I dig that.

[devonriley415]

is kevjumba a heterosexual bear wrestler?

[Reberi96]

@devonriley415 lol, I know. What is up with that?

[devonriley415]

@Reberi96 Kevjumba is another vlogger! He's really funny you should watch his videos :) He asked his fans to search that on Google because if you typed "is kevjumba" the first suggestion was "is kevjumba gay?"

[jazziestge0ff]

wolverhampton wanderers too john....

[roadrunnerrune1]

AAA team-The Isotopes

[singlexfilexisxlove]

"Oh, it's the bird?

Yeah, that's disappointing." :)

Biss is a mathematician AND a linguist! DANG! He's just getting better by the minute, isn't he? ... so.

[Xoder83]

@singlexfilexisxlove He's also a State Representative these days, check out the Wikipedia.

[Lauraa4023]

Twilight ruined vampires.

[GONYGIANTS37]

wow ummmm how are there people who actually thing a vampire is real yet alone one that lives in the forest and twinkles in the sunlight......EDWARD IS OBVIOUSLY A FAIRY DUH....and fairies are real........not really..........no.......they'­re not

[severelyconfused111]

1) I love that Daniel Biss became a linguist in this video. 2) I love that you find out the singular form of Herpes and proceed to pluralize it incorrectly. Herpums. I'd vote for that.

[Ilamarea]

21?

So you can drive in US when you are 16, and you are "underage" when you are 20?

Oh America... You are so dumb. ;)

[dothedew2888]

@Ilamarea yea cause it is obviously intelligent to have young kids being able to not only drive but drink and drive as well

[KickAss5OOO]

hideout...lol

[xtiredxemox]

my high school's team thing is the Suns. no joke. and my elementary school's was Storm.

[geminiri2213]

I have a friend named Edward Cullen. . .

[FlargTheKitty]

@geminiri2213 Oh my God. That poor, poor individual!!! He must get so many jokes about it...

[KeRogge52]

wait... I've been watching all the previous videos, and when did Daniel Biss become a linguist? I thought he was a mathematician...

[HeartAndSoulGirl]

What about the Wigtown Wanderers? They did just fine! (Quidditch)

[Mentalageof7]

Poor Daniel Biss, he gets so many weird phone calls. XD

[MsJennyMey]

@Mentalageof7 And by weird...do you mean AWESOME?!!! lol

[Exayevie]

I see your "Wanderers" and I raise you a "Pretzels."

No joke. They were a rival high school in New Berlin, Illinois. The New Berlin Pretzels.

[gg10009]

Oh, John. They couldn't be the Herpums, (spelling?) because the plural of herpum is herpes, not herpums

Silly. (:

[lolgirl607]

you can't have a ninja mascot! he'll keep vanishing!

[626hunters]

long and hard (1:28)

[WushukingZaphkiel]

3:23 So much win...

[TheJJettgirl]

When I tried it the first search option was "is edward cullen gay."

[plich0715]

you think the Cardinals are a lame mascot? Stanford University has a tree for its mascot. That's right, the Stanford Cardinal. I think that takes the cake for lame mascots.

[JamesTheBurke]

@plich0715 If they were the Stanford Trees, that would be the Chuck Norris of mascots. If they lose, everyone dies.

[totalelmofreak]

Spit Bubbles!!!

[Hermy357]

I think they should be the Arizona Toungue Bubbles. Props to the last five seconds.

[marshmellowpoof]

Um... since when does the Super Bowel make a Yeti t-shirt necessary? I mean, I know a Yeti shirt is always required, but my question still stands.

[boylelaura]

wait, edward cullen isn't real?!

[firefighterfuture1]

They lost!

[xxlovelycollision]

@vlogbrothers John, just so you know, I typed in "Is Edward Cullen" today and it came up with "Is Edward Cullen a virgin?" I think you do this!

[jellybeangravy]

You've gone up in your cool! You know who the Bolton Wanderers are :D

[Niallissoawesome]

@jellybeangravy John is actually an avid soccer fan and supports Liverpool. That must triple his cool at least.

[jellybeangravy]

@Niallissoawesome Indeed he does, his awesome has increased....partly because it's actually a team I don't hate! :D

[pienkunicorn]

+faviourate.

This has sooo much win. @0:33 - 0:46.

Bwahahaha. Bolden wanderes. They just want to wander aimlessly.

I vote for ninja's. The Mother-in-Laws is hilarious but might be offensive.

The blood sucking silver haired virgins. That is awesome.

Is Edward Cullen real? Your face was epic. And I feel your fustration. This is why I find teenagers baffling and weird. And yet I feel compelled to try and teach them sunday school and chemistry.

Cool bubble. You're awesome.

[yoyothriller]

Two things John: First, Bolton (originally Christ Church FC) took the name Wanderers because back in the 19th century the club had a lot of trouble finding a ground to permanently play on having used 3 different venues in 4 years. Second, that was the best ending to a video, ANY video, that I have seen having never been able to complete the bubble myself. DFTBA

[Gaia029]

LOL ...How about something that can end the life of any man on the planet......Call them the EX WIVES!!!!

[YeahHildeKase]

Moorhead High School in Minnesota...

THE SPUDS

this is not a joke.

their mascot is a potato.

and no, there are not potatoes grown around there.

[ayorionemore]

this video was wack

[chatseh]

I'm pretty sure it's Wolverhampton Wanderers. I know because I really want a jersey that says that because it's hilarious. Maybe there are two teams called the Wanderers

[Niallissoawesome]

@chatseh You are correct. Both Bolton and Wolverhampton share the name Wanderers.

[LadyWeaxzezz]

So disappointing that it's the bird... *sighs*

Also, the look of surprise at the airborne spit-bubble... <3

[jillaboo]

YES! lol whenever I'm bored, I do that bubble blowing off the tongue thing.. and I have to keep trying until I get it at least once. This just made my day.

Also, I for the past week and a half or so, I haven't been watching tv much at all, I've really only been catching up on every single vlogbrothers video since.. EVER. And this is my very first comment! :) I now walk around feeling much more awesome coursing through my veins than ever before.

[MegaBacktalk]

*toungue *toungue *toungue OH CRAP!!!!

[RobbyWithNoIE]

if edward is real, then Alice best walk into my room right now.

[pienkunicorn]

@RobbyWithNoIE Alice is pretty awesome. Probably the coolest character in Twilight and the only one the movies didn't screw up completely. (THough she is still much cooler in the books.)

[RobbyWithNoIE]

@pienkunicorn well I was referring more to the fact that Ashley Greene is the most gorgeous fucking thing on the planet ever, but yeah

[SineadOphelia]

herpi

[ayorionemore]

@SineadOphelia shutup

[nathan13x]

Wtf!? Someone tell me how to do the bubble thing O: so jokes!

[wellmakesmokesignals]

I CAN BLOW BUBBLES LIKE YOU DO AT THE END.

...

Just sayin.

[ferngirltlc]

Actually, I'm between football and Twilight too. 

[loveisthenewpunk]

I own that Dorothy Parker anthology behind your head!

[littlemisspoppiepie]

Why is there nothing that is only for under 21's :'(

[zombiesrcuming4u]

Ninjas couldn't play foot ball because they're never seen in public.

[artvandelay13]

lol Cardinals? What kind of name is that for a football tea?? Reminds me of the London Sillynannies on Family Guy...

[elvee88]

OMG flying spitball!!

[smileypc]

hey guys i'm hank

[sassnsplash]

i attend the Catholic university of America! we are also the cardinals... imagine my disappointment when it was the bird!

[chives123456]

Congratulations John, "Is Edward Cullen a Virgin" is now the most popular recommended search. Also I found it funny that the author had to ask the mathematician about a word.

[hotpinkelephant11]

The Hideout...WG, WG.

[Gaugaukkistonnian]

Out of curiosity I just googled it, and "Is Edward Cullen a virgin" is now #1, and "Is Edward Cullen real" has fallen to the #2 slot lol

[Cassiestarglimmer]

STEELERS<3

[blondiegrl137]

what ever happened to your old glasses?

[PatricksJessica]

Bubble blowing from your mouth!?! FTW!

[WhyHelloShelby]

HD is not good for OCD kids. John had a hair sticking out on the left side of his face. It was driving me crazy. BAH!

Spit bubble FTW

[superhotpink17]

hahah my sister used to b able to do the bubbly thing on her tongue!

[abcdefghayley]

Don't forget the number 5 suggestion, "Is Edward Cullen married in real life". Oh, jeez.

[4ndiland]

hey you know what? NOW the number one question following "is edward cullen", on google, is " is edward cullen a virgin" followed by "is edward cullen real". congratulations!

[Kasigerman]

YES! I just googled it. (I had to see it for myself) you Just pwned Edward Cullen.

[pete275]

Football humor. Just what nerds like.

[MeganMarie9012]

Oh my god, John green's spit bubbles just made my choke on my granola bar.

[selloutasaurus]

History of name:1898 Morgan Athletic Club founded by Chris O'Brien.Moved to Normal Field became The Normals.1901 used old U of Chi faded maroon jerseys that were Cardinal red,hence the name.Their 1st champship gainst Pottsville Maroons controversial to this day.

[XBasketCase1039X]

#1 question is now "Is Edward Cullen a virgin?"

win.

[M44hk]

nice puf !!

[Lord784]

That's not the reason behind British sports teams called "Wanderers".

It's because in the past many of a city's sports club would be exclusive, for example Formal Pupils clubs for certain school or clubs for another organisation. A "Wanderers" team was a team for people who had no other team to join where they now lived, because they went to school in a totally different location to where they live and want to play sports.

[InThePeanutGallery]

French the llama that bubble thing was so jokes !!!

[BANGtheDoleDrums]

You also get "Is Edward Cullen married in real life?"

I think they mean "IRL".

[trapjohnson]

p.s. The look of win on your face at the vids end... so jokes.

[trapjohnson]

Baseball Cardinals, 10 world series, suck it Cubs, legitimate mascot.

[8Restricted8]

Lol awesome bubble

totally funny

[Spookygirl121]

haha is edward cullen real??

DFTBA

[classicpink7]

Favorite video ever! And I'm a twilight fangirl and football fan! Go Favre!!!

[WasItJustMe]

This still remains one of my favorite vlogbrother videos of all time. =D

[chinareds54]

Twilight is trying to penetrate the sports fan demographic... I've been seeing New Moon commercials during NBA, NFL and college football games all week....

[benish11]

MY SCHOOL MASCOT IS A CARDINAL!

[Ftmark1]

FYI the nerdfighters strike again.. the #1 search has been corrected to Is Edward Cullen a Virgin

[OneisMe]

as a representative from arizona, i'd like to say that....well, you're right! everywhere near cardinal stadium, there is a billboard that says "live free, live long. you are now entering cardinal stadium, prepare to fight". i can't help but to laugh!

[Nerdfighterfreak]

our schools symbol is the cardinal!!!!! but anyway love your puff!!!!!

[colourwithme]

As a Boltonian nerdfighter, this cut me deep John. The Bolton Wanderers are unfiltered awesome. :)

[moom241]

I like the video, I know I'm too late, but you owe me!!! Thank you John.

[awexsome2034]

The day the ask a ninja ninja becomes a mascot would be a good day.

[BoredChemist]

i wonder if a group of ninjas could play football...

[Zoroark7]

@BoredChemist Their speed and agility would be limited by the suits, and they'd be all beaten up before you could say "Tampa Bay Buccaneers" 5 times. And Tampa Bay wouldn't get a single win in, either. No offense to Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans intended.

[smileynirvana2]

i thought it was going to be "is edward gay?"" or even "is edward a downs patient?"

[vivo108]

how did you get your spit bubble airborne?! you suddenly just became like, my hero.

[cailet723]

Are ducks vegetarian?

[AHturtLe]

2:01

[musicface93]

who is hank?

[vlogbrothers]

hank is my brother; half the videos on this channel are made by him and half by me (hence the vlogbrothers). -John

[Ricelovinglefty]

@vlogbrothers YOU RESPONDED TO A COMMENT :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

EVEN IF IT ISN'T MY COMMENT.

[okdawit]

Since your an Idiot why not the SAINTS? Black goes with everything !

[Patsun9]

This guy really REALLY needs to get laid.

[vivo108]

he's married. see the ring? and purely out of curiosity, why is having a sexual relation with another person like, the answer to every question?

[unabrows13]

you do know he has a wife

[CeriLouise25]

How will you make it up to us???!

[injoyfruit]

haha, the last part was amazing.

go john!

[maniamax]

Don't bash Bolton wanderers >:l

[jaf1856]

im in the nfl part of the diagram

and this video was made before the cardinals won the superbowl

[crucialconflict02]

lmao. i love ohio state. i thought your comment was pretty funny.

[CheerMercadezRun]

OMG the worst mascot?

No, try the Pelicans! Its even worse. We really have a good team for such a suckish mascot.

[3starshine]

you might want to check out: "is edward cullen abusive" on google. its hysterical.

[istolethisytaccount]

congratz on the last stunt but i nearly died laughing at the is edward cullen real part i mean i hate twilight but LOL

[ALoveLikeWinter]

ah my Twilight hater brethren :] i love you xD

[Phoenixflameangel]

There's even more 'is edward cullen' fails. Try it >_>

[RemedyDrive1]

lol edward cullen being real hahahaha

[Amyhere1014]

is edward cullen a vampire?

NO!

[Amyhere1014]

Nerdfighers would be better vamps then him! XD

[KronksSpinachPuffs]

It's OK John, "Is Edward Cullen English" has twice as many Google results as "Is Edward Cullen real"...

[DeathofFred]

HE SAID LONG AND HARD

[1VideoHead1]

Arizona Mother-in Laws XD

[MaskedOffenders]

This is the video that made me love John, and started me on my journey to becoming a Nerdfighter.

[ssbaum]

LOL XDDD

I just typed "is Edward Cullen" into Google and the most common search now is "is Edward Cullen a virgin?" so, way to go, John, I think you've just started a search trend.

[the5regularguys]

Wait... wait... wait...

So, Edward Cullen isn't real?

o_O

MAN! I was really hopin' to kick his pasty ass!!!

[MissKriekentaart]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo not ninjas!

Pirate love <3

[Kukkii1337]

Vikings :D

[livinglavieboheme25]

Mongols....as in the Genghis Khan Mongols

[Kukkii1337]

Solid Snake