Parks and Recreation - Ron Swanson Steak Reaction

[EpiqProductionz]

Hahah it's almost tourette's guy-esque.

[WAKEUPshift111]

I always have to pause after that yell cuz im dying laughing

[WAKEUPshift111]

This gets funnier and funnier!

[Istandcorrected66]

WHAT IN THE DEVIL'S NAME IS THIS.

[jtp1389]

Ron Swanson only eats win.

[NillumNaes]

organic is bullshit, and everyone knows this to some degree

[grenadeserenade]

I'd be so pissed if someone led on that they were gonna serve me steak and it turns out they were serving portobello mushrooms...or german muffins.

[thewildone]

@Synskin

He's not a vegetarian, but he's anti red meat.

[Rockmaster2112]

If I were promised a steak and someone pulled this crap I'd proceed to make them into a steak.

[acatl33]

epic meal time and Ron Swanson have thought me not to give a fuck! eat what you want and take the consequences like a man!

[Spikklubba]

@Synskin Chris wants to push "healthy" food, not strictly vegetarian food. He eats meat, just not red meat like in steaks, opting instead for leaner meat like turkey .

[heik89]

simply said...i didn't claw my way up the food chain to eat fuckin vegetables

[donaldj01]

Ron Swanson is a man's man. 

[JENDALL714]

Notice the grill is one of those electric outdoor George Foreman type grills!

[allaboutyou14]

Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.

[TeamKilIer]

first to dislike. no big deal

[ATXrollerblader]

lol Chris' expression at the end reminds me of C3P0.

[jr7247]

@ATXrollerblader Haha! So true!

[randomguy199545]

my reaction to mushrooms instead of meat exactly :)

[tsartodd]

@Synskin well, Chris is also kind of a douchebag who isn't above shoving his beliefs about "healthy" lifestyles and foods down people's throats. including portabello mushroom-pseudo steaks down Ron's throat, apparently.

[jursle]

@jr7247 Yes, but eating meat is! START EATING MEAT OR WE'LL KILL YOU AND EAT YOU!

I mean.....uhmm....plants have feelings too you know!

[Sch1n89]

@jr7247 im so far. i did my butcher (3yrs) after that i did my master (1yr) and after that i did the vocational education to be an food controller. im vegetarian since im 16. 23 now :)

Would i not do this work somebody else would do it. Because of many people think to be a vegetarian makes u like a priest in the in the back trying to confirm the whole world to be dum.. i mean a believer.. i not hang out with many vegetarian except ma gf. sry ma bad english,its sucks hard. greetz from germany

[JENDALL714]

All Vegans and Vegetarians do have a secret craving for meat, hence the look of a burger and some what taste of a burger, if they didn't have a craving, then why not just have a big bowl of mush instead of trying to imitate meat in shape size and form! Think about it!

[Danceallnightbabe]

WHERE IS THE STEAK?!?!? 

[fixxxer661]

Down right my favorite episode.

[curiosityplease]

WHAT IN THE DEVILS NAME IS THIS FCKINLOL

[TheCapitalistdog]

I fucking lol'd at this.

[TheGreatMrL]

Is there anyone else besides me who hates people who don't like meat?

[jr7247]

@TheGreatMrL it's ironic because you'd HATE me haha ;)

[Bulldog22031]

@TheGreatMrL hating someone because of their diet habits is probably one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

[TheOdMan]

@Bulldog22031 No, not eating meat when meat tastes awesome, is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Fuck vegans.

[jr7247]

@TheOdMan hahaha...*rolls eyes*

[BelchJags]

@Bulldog22031 not if that person only eats like baby tomatoes

[Brorannis]

@Bulldog22031 What about cannibals?

[bumbibjorne]

@Bulldog22031 Imposing your diet habits on others, like vegans and vegetarians often do, is even dumber.

[F3FisGoodforYou]

@Bulldog22031 ...not really, you are what you eat... look, have you never found that the people who are vegetarian, who do not drink, do not smoke are totally boring to death ?... and I know what I'm talking about, I'm vegan, I don't smoke don't drink and I swear I'd like to be cool like my friends who smoke pot and eat meat....

[Bulldog22031]

@F3FisGoodforYou what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[F3FisGoodforYou]

@Bulldog22031 .... nice quote from Billy Madison, next time have some imagination try to write something personal :-)

[Bulldog22031]

@F3FisGoodforYou It's a youtube comment; so no thanks.

[DoucheFagX]

@Bulldog22031 how bout hating people for their skin color, or ideologies? Where on the dumb scale do those place?

[DoucheFagX]

@Bulldog22031 but then again...dummy...all of those things clearly have immense impacts on their lives, I mean ideally it'd be only on a superficial or personal level, but we live in this place i like to call "The Real World" sort of like that MTV show but not at all

[DoucheFagX]

@Bulldog22031 oh no trust me, i'm way past your very basic, and childish point, you just don't see mine. Hating someone for things out of their control is clearly the zenith of human retardation, however inadvertently judging people whose facets do not concede with our own will always occur and mistaking this for "hatred" is kind of immature and just makes you look like a pretentious faggot, but also the mrl dude was clearly joking so you should just stfu and l2takejokes.

[sh1tlips4]

@Bulldog22031 except it's ron swanson.

[Bulldog22031]

@sh1tlips4 I wasn't talking about Ron Swanson! I was talking to TheGreatMrL who mentioned something about hating vegetarians.

Ron Swanson is the fucking man.

[qtzlctl2012]

@Bulldog22031 exactly why i don't like vegans, not because they don't eat meat, but because they're so fucking pretentious about it.

[UrPostOfficeBuddy]

@qtzlctl2012 You're a fucking imbecile.

[qtzlctl2012]

@UrPostOfficeBuddy yep, they're pretentious and that makes me an imbecile. Your logic is flawless.

[UrPostOfficeBuddy]

@qtzlctl2012 Do you know any vegans? Have you seen any outside of comedic exaggeration?

[qtzlctl2012]

@UrPostOfficeBuddy Yes. Many.

Awaiting point that isn't calling me an imbecile.

[UrPostOfficeBuddy]

@qtzlctl2012 And every one was confrontational and pretentious, right?

[qtzlctl2012]

@UrPostOfficeBuddy no, just pretentious. Some were confrontational though

[beforever]

@TheGreatMrL

Hey dude chill out, there's no need to hate on lesser mammals, imagine you're in a plane crash these vegetarians with their childlike bodies will crumple upon impact leaving plenty of meaty grass-fed carcasses for you to eat! if it were the other way round, they'd die anyway for fear of touching a little protein.

[AMpufnstuf]

@TheGreatMrL I don't see a reason for that, but it's annoying when people try and make anti-meat arguments with pseudo science instead of real facts.

[666highlife]

@TheGreatMrL people who don't like meat are from canada, therefore shouldn't have the right to get on youtube.