Christopher Titus - Norman Rockwell is Bleeding 8/9

[MsLewhite]

Love how the top comments are identical.

[busterporter2010]

mental illness genetic..... histarical laughter .... i have an excuse

[thatusmmaguy]

Climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and get over it.

I now tell this to everyone who bitches at me for petty things that can easily be solved but they choose not to.

[subsaibot4512]

my great grandmother killed my great grandfather with a fire poker . that never got told until i asked about my familys history .

[nemanjamladenovic97]

well i'm paying you 150 buck an hour,so i want you to tell me WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK!

LOL

[blakereed92]

Now YOU don't function correctly...

[busterporter2010]

@blakereed92 no charge

[TheCakeIsALie11]

350,000th view!

[narutowhy1]

Randomly yells " how come I'm not crazy?!?!?! How come I'm not psychotic?!?!?!" lol

[AaronBurr17]

Looks like 15 people had their butts rubbed by their scoutmaster at the overnight jamboree.

[hermies98]

"Well your dysfunctional" Chris "what does that mean?" Thereapist "it means you dont function correctly" So he chris him in the groin "Now you dont function correctly

LOL

[Okamifanj]

so... his friend is Keanu Reeves?

[sevelev711]

Shut the fuckup or I cut your eye out with this plastic fucking spork!

[ThePauseMenuVlog]

press 5 repeatedly

[lovexsen]

"Shut the fuck up before I poke your eye out with this plastic fucking spork!" PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT XD Can't stop laughing!

[MRSketch09]

"I have an excuse" lmfao.

[zensway831]

lol stop the war Gandhi stomach is a rumbling what a funny version of histroy

[blazingsword101]

yay for linkin park reference :D

[ProjectOmega05]

"Did she anybody else out with her?" "You know, that was my first question."

[mostprofoundquiet]

Hahahaha.... hahahahahaa.... hahahahaha.... hahahahahahahahaa....... I have an excuse!

Oh dear. xD

[MichaelHansenFUN]

wanna see his real life father

Titus S02EP23: The Pendulum 3/3

in people magazine

[NinjaBunnyPro]

"so, ya flying back home or away from home?"

"shut the fuck up or i poke your eye out with this plastic fuckin spork!" roflmao

[XxHellsingrulzxX]

"If you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're derranged, the crowd will make you their leader."

[qw1as1er1df4]

i m paying u 150 dollars an hour i kinda wanna no what the FUCK u think

[RissaAnn8p]

love christopher titus :D

[me86680]

jesus, is this comedy or therapy?

[Devilock79]

@me86680

Comedy for us, therapy for him I guess. It's pretty amazing what he's gone through and not ended up completely fucked. Plus he's actually funny as hell.

[RoseThorn]

The part where he talks about crying over his mom and then seeing the article is just too funny. I can relate to that cruel irony- shit like that happens to me all the time. "And the people who saw me go into the bathroom crying are now watching me in my seat hysterically laugh..." hahaha

[Blasted2Oblivion]

Mr. Titus are you okay in there? YEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!­!!!! Id like some complimentary peanuts please.

[babieblue1996]

whats pop sensibility??

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@babieblue1996 what makes a good song

[babieblue1996]

@MichaelHansenFUN oh

[LadyTsuki2001]

Heh how true... "If you're normal the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged the crowd will make you their leader." I can attest to that!

[babieblue1996]

@LadyTsuki2001 my god, you should meet my brothers.

[jrthsteg]

And...

[Awesomefulrific]

"now YOU don't function correctly" 8D

[PieMaster1994]

"The whole plane went for the 'call' button at the same time: *BONG!!*"

[WelcomextoxMyxHeart]

For some reason the voice he does for the therapist reminds me of Jared Leto when he portrays Paul Allen in American Psycho.

[mokshalovely]

this comedy special seems more like a one-man show at a theatre than a comedy routine :)

[Jaydoggy531]

@mokshalovely

This actually is a one-man show, not a comedy routine, though it is very funny through much of it.

[DarkDragonX1989]

just thought of this: He would actually be perfect as the Joker.

[KageGodo]

@DarkDragonX1989 really... i say he's a tie with the LAST joker... lol

[TheKingteshay]

Respond to this video... this makes the truth sbout life funny*in jokers voice*because life is a big JOKE!!!

[Seijakushii]

God, I love Chris's 'ew, gross' dance XD

[PerfectParasite]

"I'm paying you a 150 bucks an hour, I kinda wanna know what the fuck you think"

[RevJamesVoodoo]

wow!!!!!!!! this guy is telling my life!!!!!!! sniff sniff...... just kidding. its all of our lives isn;t it.

[niggatime1]

he all shows the mental illness thing to the person to the best one.

P.S BEST NAME EVER NO???

caps LOcK NIGGA

[KameronLaue20]

christopher titus is the best comedian ever.

[wisemajii]

hahahahha

hahahahah

I have an excuse

hahahaha

[TrichromeTycoon]

"BOOONG" ----------->

[NaziPride100]

"No man im not gonna back off man your tweekin" lmao best part lol

[kurakurakit]

If you are normal, the crowd will accept you, if you are deranged they will make you their leader!

[MURPHYCHACHO]

Stop the war! Ghandi's tummy's a-rumblin!

[BelleFlower15]

I love my pain. =D But I like Linkin Park because they're good, not to fit in. xD I LOVE Christopher Titus. He's such an amazing speaker.

[Mshine67]

Uh, um, I'm paying you $100 an hour, I'd kinda like to know what the fuck you think!" ROTFL

[Hobbes1025]

"I called my dad back and asked, 'she take anybody else with her?' He said, 'You know, that was my first question, too!'"

[fwkomets71]

linkin park <3

[xACCORDION]

"If you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged...the crowd'll make you their leader."

That is an INSANELY accurate, insightful view on life. Titus is amazing.

[TheChapelx]

shut the fuck up or i poke your eye with this plastic fuckin spork

[Liking7]

My cubicle at work is going to look just like my boss's cubicle, except I'll have a picture of my wife in my cubicle, because my boss has a picture of my wife in his cubicle. I find that odd...

[spenserL24601]

one insignificant bag of peanuts coming up!

[kylehaught]

why cant i find love is evol anymore on here?

[AzraelKnight]

@kylehaught Could be they took it down because it's still too new. I know it's been on here before, but they probably took it down to stave off any copyright infringement issues.

[fwkomets71]

@kylehaught its on here now :)

[Blueglassgirl123]

He's one of my favorite comedies:D

Love him :)

[fwkomets71]

@Blueglassgirl123 it has it on now. :)

[TheNorthernDragon]

6:50 holy shit lol

[RockLivezOn]

I am NOT and never have been in DENIAL!

[AlwaysmilingPolitely]

Some of the best lines arein this part lol

[macabreiceman]

"HAHAHAha! I have an excuse!"

[linkinlady06]

lol he said linkin park ^__^

[darksimnecro]

ah your disfunksional

i'm paying you a bill and a half to tll me i'm broken

[justcuzzie4]

Just climb down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge and GET OVER IT!

Best line haha

[GrantUchida]

@justcuzzie4 lol its the zen of titus

[RoGQuizzno]

@justcuzzie4 and quit being a WUSSSAAAAYYE!!

[dss8345]

Christopher Titus is such an amazing presenter. There are no ums, or ehs, or any type of hesitation.

[Debachi]

@dss8345 That's what makes him great! Not all comedians rehearse what they'll say and I think he tries to play it off as a straight man role.

[Nostalgic101]

@dss8345 true on that, most comedians have such long shows that they tend to forget or they are a bit nervous. Titus has it down

[hotredtiger316]

"If you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."

I love that line!

[TWEC21]

@dss8345 to be honest, that is one the few problems i have with him. He's almost *too* good a presenter. He talks *WAY* too fast. granted, he crams more funny in, but still...

[vegetafan09]

@dss8345 he sometimes says um but its to make the joke funnier. This guy always makes me laugh so hard i cry

[Lycan4]

Your friends and family and the people who truly love you... can truly be a pain in the ass.

So true.

[rycherulz]

@Lycan4 - That should be put on a plaque above the fireplace, huh. :o)

[WolfGreed]

Lol 7:58

PPhhbbbbtbtttttttt!!

I'm comfortable here, I know its gonna happen!!

PPhhbbbbtbtttttt!!!

I think he still loves me!

PPhhhbbbbbbtttt!!!!

Dude man she spent the night but she swore she didn't sleep with him............

...........PPPHHHHHBBBBBBTTTTT­TT!!!!!!!

[mriddley]

8:34 that S.O.B is following me lol

[AlhazredTheMad]

I have a penis,

[jamiroguy09]

i have an excuse

HOORAY FOR THE EXCUSE !!!

[WolfGreed]

Dude this guy is one of the greatest comics Ive known.

Ugh, the pause at :20 really flippin got to me.

And the way he brought it back into jokes was great, you still felt sorry for him and yet you were still laughing at his jokes, and it didn't feel bad to laugh about it.

[anime922]

"Gotta buy the Linkin Park!" lolz--that's one of my fave bands!!! XD

[gskaloyan]

I went sue him- I went to see him... Freudian slip FTW!

[SamediSeth]

"LOOK DICKHEAD, I AM *NOT* IN DENIAL!"

haha, i love titus :P

[jeffhardyfan52]

i htink i have an excuese to

[DSB0313]

Is that the whole plan LOL

[DSB0313]

I HAVE AN EXCUSE YAY

[wolfking50625]

excuse for me....

[Foxymusicbabe]

I have an excuse

[METALGEARMATRIX]

lol

I have an excuse.

[BlackHatMatt2600]

mental illness in me and my family too. Maybe i have an excuse

[Kooly1]

When I saw this on TV I said "oh shit".

You can hear the silence at 0:25 and everybody's heart dropped.

This guy is a great comedian.

[DooMmi]

He's had it rough,but what a way to deal with it,outstanding.

[awcrimony]

that's amazing how this guy can take his personal tragedy and poke fun at it AND be funny when he does so. Titus is so talented.

[xiaoxiaostickguy]

he is a great man, but of course, like many sad or bad stories, someday you can look back and laugh about it... maybe that's why he's a comedian, now that he's reached the point where he can laugh about all the screwed up things in his life, why not share it?

[Draigon89]

Uhm dad, did she take anyone else with her

he said, you know that was my first question.

[PitchforkRemedy]

Stop the war, Gandhi's tummy's a 'rumblin.

[LatinoHeat2887]

Hahahahaha I have an excuse.

[4194236907a]

WELL UH im paying you 150 an hour i kinda wanna know what you

FUCKING THINK!!!

[TWEC21]

"I'm gonna take this pus filled ball of pain, put it over here, wait 20 years, and cut out that piece of colon with the tumor in it! No big deal! hahaha" lol

[Senecaboy2]

No of course not, he was just making a point of how to be normal

[Bollywoodlover123]

"shut the fuck up ,or I'll poke your eye out with this plastic fucking spoork"

lol

so fucking funny

[ladyjennx16]

"look dick i am not or and never have been in denial! noo!!" lol

[PadfootLivesFree]

0:57 I love his laugh! It's kinda creepy! XD

[KisekiYume]

lol: "Hahaha! I have an excuse! Hahaha!"

[NJNJNJNJNJNJ]

*slowly raises his hand*

"Is that whole plan...?"

[seiple1441]

so, im paying a bill and a half, for you to tell me im broken, lol thats great

[Kooly1]

What do you think?

Well I'm paying you $150 an hour I kind of want to know what the fuck you think. lol

[chaoticking13]

"Mr.Titus are you okay in there?"

"Yessss.....I'd like some complementary peanuts"

[antso101]

"...Becuase a airplane is not a good place to have a nervous breakdown"

lol...

[The4gotton1]

"Whaddya say you get off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge and GET OVER IT!"

[cjsellers2008]

"And she killed herself!"

"And ..."

"C'mon Chris do not be like that!"

"Dad I am alright. Hey dad did she take any one else with her?"

"You know that was my first thought!"

lol

[pipsipepsiluver]

Called my dad back and was like, "Did she take anyone with her?"

Dad: that was my first thought too!

lol xD

[dinseert]

christopher titus is the shit

[PadfootLivesFree]

This is an honest question i'm not bein a smartass or anything but how is that a complement???

[aveahhmight]

u r my hero

[zziggymaan]

friends and relatives and people who truly love you can truly be a pain in the ass.

[pipsipepsiluver]

t Aour last session, I kicked him in the groin as hard as I could..."NOW YOU'RE DYSFUNCTIONAL!"

[deathbredon925]

Therapists are EXACTLY the way he describes them. What a $cam....

[MolimoKuja]

*Sobbing* "Can I have some complimentary peanuts please!!!?"

[XsaviorofthebrokenX]

"Shut the fuck up or I poke your eye out with this plastic fucking spork!!!"

[icpclown44]

bong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kooly1]

"Good Christopher, what do you think"

"Okay well, I'm paying you $150 an hour, I kind of want to know what the fuck you think"

[M0chidzuki]

"If you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader."

The Rule I always follow lol

[CrouchingNinjaProd]

amen brutha

[LoveableBex97]

ur disfunctional ..... *kicks shink* ....NOW UR DISFUNCTIONAL!!!! ROTFLMFAO xD

[zell5000]

Roflmfao funnyest Shit ever starting at 5:02

[shagohod666]

"hahahahahah I have an excuse" ROTFLMFAO

[PaulMcCloskeyXXX]

this guy is freaking awesome

[nfarnham2008]

i know what he means, i lost my mom and went through the same thing

[bAbYbLuEcRuSh]

"Mr. Titus, Are you all right?!"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!­!"

[pruedence110588]

"So I'm paying you a bill and a half an hour for you to tell me I'm broken?" Hahaha. I love this guy, he's brilliant!

[billdoyle69]

HoW cOmE iM nOt CrAzY!?!? hOw CoMe Im NoT pSyCoDiC!??!?!?! o.O

[thescarletpimpernel8]

In the 20s I had a uncle back east killed 6 people...nobody toll that shit at Christmas dinner...thats the stroy I want to know...

LoLz!!!!!

[beautifulfighter94]

eh I'm a complete wack job. go figure. :/

[austinismetal]

7:40. Awesome.

[yourmomxxx69]

now YOU dont function correctly

NO charge!!

[aerokpc]

mental illness....GENETIC??

[raynelycan]

I found a letter from 1971 when my dad was sent to a therapist by his guidence counselor; it was like reading my own crazy OCD history.

And there are whole months where I forget that she's gone, then I see something, smell something, hear something and I remember that my mother, the nicest, most giving person who ever graced this Earth is gone.

[sticknNbookn]

Wow, are we related?

[EnochMetatron]

I am not, and never have been in denial! NO!

[darkmatterjt]

how about you get down off the cross, use the wood to build a bridge, and get over it

[javierjjs]

and...

[AirFlowsBlack]

The first minute of this video is really powerful. I love him. The way he twists humor and pain is just phenomenal. :) Makes me feel better about my family, too! Not nearly as bad as his! XD

[Sarulll]

Schitzophrenia is VERY genetic. Psychotic disorders are just about always caused by the combination of genes and psychocial effects. I think Titus is safe however, if he was to ever get the illness it wouldve sprouted already by the age 30.

Quite frankly its amazing he's not schitzophrenic - his mom was schitzophrenic and he had every single psychosocial effect in his life that could've triggered the illness in his youth.

[Sperium3000]

Who knows? I kinda sympathize with him. My family is also pretty screwed up (not in the same way as his, but still.). My father has anger issues and my mother is in constant depression, and they divorced when I was young, but hey, I turned out pretty fine, I dare say so myself.

It's because I use of the same tactics as Titus: I try to joke about my misfortune. I laugh at myself, and when I remember my wacky childhood, and see people who got it easy snap and kill people, I feel glad by who I am.

[yourmomxxx69]

EXACTLLY

because if u cant laugh about it

then what can you do?

wallowing in self pity never got ME anywhere

and yeah its usually like the ones who had a semi easy childhood who are the pyshco ones

so maybe WE had it better?

[GrimsClockwork]

sorry to correct you, but schizophrenia isn't that genetic. if one identical twin has it, then there's only a 40% chance that the other twin will get it, that's pretty low considering they have the exact same DNA. so the odds are even lower for Titus, as he only has half of his moms DNA and its more common in females then in males. Man do I come off as a know it all or what lol

[dweb08]

and she got out and she killed her self serious look and ... dad did she take anybody else with her and he said you know that was first question and he hung up

[Ripcurlfro]

If mental illness is genetic im screwed

[ZiggyZ10n]

Same :S

[hacker126]

damn im screwed too

[wonderfoam]

Explains my girlfriend!

[nhlrangers13]

You think your screwed? Remember Andrea Yates, the woman who drowned her 5 kids in a bathtub? Well, I recently found out my Dad's first cousin drowned her 2 kids a bathtub as well (Met her a few times, seemed completely normal... but spent several years in a mental hospital)... so yeah, I'm not feeling to confident I'll avoid mental illness throughout my life...

[blueangel0394]

that was near my house

[Nakoko]

Hahahaha.

Hahahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahahahaha, I have an excuse.

xDD

[witchking3434]

christopher titus is now my new favorite comedian

[xxxCourtneykinsxxx]

MENTAL ILLNESS... GENETIC?

Hahaha.

for some reason when he said the my mom is dead part i just cracked up