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  • He always has strange pants. They look almost identical to my pyjamas.

  • at about 2:32 he looks like Sean Connery to me (wearing a wig)

  • What ever the fuck deers say, Billy you legend

  • "What are we catching it for then?"

    "To see it in agony."

    LOL, so random!

  • i told myself to get on with a college assignment, first it was facebook now its youtube watching billy connolly!

  • and the deer "MOOOOOOO"

  • @RelativeBadger As annoying as usual - stop commenting about something nobody cares about, you stupid idiot.

  • @KrunchBerriez You obviously care, or you wouldn't have written back to me. Thanks for playing.

  • @RelativeBadger Nah, I was just telling you how pointless your life is. I like to inform the small peoples of how worthless they are so I can enjoy watching them squirm.

  • @KrunchBerriez I don't squirm, sunshine. I'm here to correct grammar, punctuation and spelling, of which you have two errors. That's not the best of starts, my little chum.

  • @RelativeBadger Thank you, captain badger, for making me see the errors of my way. Take a number and get in line and I'll get to you when I care.

  • @KrunchBerriez You obviously do care, or you wouldn't have written back. You are so transparent. It's just a shame you couldn't find the errors yourself. There were four errors in your 'work' this time.

  • From which show is this?

  • HEY GUYS!! I'm a New Zealand comedian and my dream is to have a COMEDY TV PROGRAM to make people laugh their asses off and to help other up-and-coming comedians into the spotlight. i HAVE made a lot of videos that I REALLY WANT YOU TO CHECK OUT, so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE check them out and subscribe!! Thank you xo

  • does anyone know which video this is originally from? been trying to get hold of it for ages.

  • "what kind of fucking fly was that!?" Best line by far.

  • Legendary

  • Billy Connolly King of Scotland... doesnt sound like a bad idea to me

  • Which one is this from?

  • I love how he mentions how rich he is in almost every show!

  • I've laughed so hard my face hurts

  • "Baaa...shut the fuck up!" Lolol

  • DEER! MOO! or whatever the fuck they say...

  • YOU'LL PULL ITS FUCKIN' FACE AFF'!!!

  • "DEER ... MOO!!!"

  • "land to the horizon.. deer. "MOO!!" whatever the fuck dear say" xD

  • Is this the Live '95 vhs??

  • i love how he tells a story and then half way through he'll go into a different even funnier story!.. fucking brilliant

  • i try and watch Billy and not laugh but when he said 'Moo..,or whatever the fuck deers say' I just couldn't help myself. Best Ever

  • the 3 people who disliked this u got no idea what funny is u fukin twats

  • @angermanagment85: those 3 people are fishes

  • "Meeeehhh"

    "Shut the fuck up!"

    GENIUS!

  • " Welcome back king of Scotland!!!!!!!!!" - aha this is life

  • omfg

    i just pissed myself laughing

  • can someon please tell me where this clip is from... its the most hilarious thing i have seen in ages....

  • HAHAAHA!!!!!!

  • "Cartoon of a boy" love this

  • Deer! "moooo"

  • Deer-Moo! Whatever the fuck deer say!

  • 'I am a verrryyy wealthy man!'

  • Lol, I love how dramatic his voice is when he raises it.

  • *flapflap*

    BAA-A-A-A-A-AH

    SHUDDAH FUGGUP

  • "to see it in agony" lol

  • what is this concert called?

  • Billy Connolly is the only comedian which I can watch over and over again, and it's just as funny as the first time I saw it

  • @Travellinghobo2

    Now that i think about it, thats very true :)

  • A stand-up comedian wherein you don't see an act - you just see a great, funny guy called Billy.

  • @299SHREAD PLEASE THUMB THIS UP IF YOU AGREE, Lets have a petition to have billy connolly in the next years i'm a celebrity get me out of here, lets have this highest rated comment on each of his video's so we can get him in there, copy this comment and paste it on all his video's..... we want him in the jungle... he's bound to make it amazing!!! Join our facebook group "get billy connolly on i'm a celebrity get me out of here" now and get your friends to join too!!

  • @ScottieWallace totally agrreeeddd :D

  • @Travellinghobo2 your so god damm right about that

  • @Travellinghobo2

    great how he can be racist in a funny way and get aways with it too

  • @Travellinghobo2  I agree 100%

  • YOU'LL PULL IT'S FACE OFF!!!

    hahahahahahhahahahaha

  • Deer "MOO" or what ever the fuck they say... hahahahahaha

  • @belph616 hehehehehe love that line:)

  • feckn brilliant

    you rock bill

  • maaaa.. shut the fuck up hahahaha

  • to see it in agony, oh I so wanna hang out with Billy...

  • Billy conilly , king of scotland ...

    if only !!!

  • aye ano lol

  • Oh I wish...

  • LMAOO.

  • a pointed trout

    oh wada-fuc-was-dah

    ?:L:L

  • "you'll pull its face off" absolutely pissed myself

  • ''He goes round the world talking dirty and people give him money. Fucked if I know what that's about.''

  • so fucking funny lol

  • deer - mooo, or whatever the fuck deer say! ahaha

  • which DVD is this from?

  • Live 2002

  • Just watched it, not on that DVD.

  • its from an Australia show from 97 or 98

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  • deer's muh.......or wat eva the fuc deer's say

  • what we catching it for? to see it in agony! lol owned!

  • what kinda fuckin fly was that?! lol priceless

  • MOOOO or whatever deer say xD

  • he is funny

  • always works!! lol, love billy!!

  • moo fuckin class

  • The sound that he says deer makes is soo tru! I saw a Planet Earth episode and one of the deer actually made a sound similar to that it actually sounds like a moo. lol

  • Muuuurh!!

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLL.

    you make me laugh you sad prat.

    LOLOLOLOLOL.

  • Hoot. The next time I'm watching my fly and the midges are chomping on my exposed flesh I'll be laughing at this.

  • Deer! "Muh" Whatever the fuck deer say.

  • mooooo lol not muh :L

  • In german its Muh. How the should I know how your british or american deers sound like?

  • lmao

  • im from scotland he is the king

  • i don't get u man your calling him a a Godless heathen and your name is fatherbookburn? hypocrite anyone??

  • So what, there's no homosexuals in America?

    If you love Jesus so much, stop being a cunt to other people. I'm pretty sure He didn't approve of people being cunts.

  • This guy is hilarious

  • Love Billy

  • I always lol at Billy! XD "BAA! Shut the fuck up!"

    "Why are we catching it then? To see it in agony!"

  • I love Billy's beard

  • Deer!

    Moo!

    Whatever it is that deer say.

    Eagles with sheep in their talons!

    Maaa!

    Shut the fuck up.

    HAHAHAHAHAH Funny as hell. *****

  • what the fuck was that?

    Where's my face?

  • "oh flower of *scotland when will we see your like again"(billy)XD

  • "oh flower of scotlad when will we see your like again"(billy)XD

  • ...'cause I'm a very wealthy man - oh, you'd love it. a big house, you know, turrets, flags...

    land... to the horizon... deer...

    MOO! whatever the fuck deer say...

    eagles! with sheep in their talons... "maeeee-eh!!" - "shaddafFFFuckup"

    - "if we catch one, can we kill it?"

    - "no"

    - "what're we catching it for then?"

    - "too see it in agony... to see it fightin' for its life."

    GENIUS!!

  • Fuck! My face!

    lmao

  • "What are we ganna catch it for then?"

    "To see it in agony."

  • They say if you go up to the big house you never come back.

  • this guy is a comic genius

  • Dear God lets hope this man never dies

  • @fiannaboy Are you kidding? Even if he does exist, he wouldn't allow it.

  • "TheEvilHRDirector" - If he does exist, he's allowed it before - Hicks, Carlin. Hence if he does exist, he's a tasteless KUNT with no sense of humour! (Seinfeld & Charlie Sheen are still alive, nuff sed)

  • @fiannaboy shame on you for saying that!

  • @orbisnonsufficit0805 why shame oon him?

  • @MrBubbles55555 Using 'God' In relation to someone who is an athiest not child, Shame!

  • @fiannaboy

    Hoped the same for George Carlin....didn't help though

  • Dear God lets hope this man never dies

  • "Peasants, Peasants everywhere!"

  • Deer.. MOOOO! or what ever the fuck deer say... LMAO....... Champ

  • omfg i lmfao at that bit legendary!!

  • you'll pull it's FACE OFF!!!

  • 'meehhhh' 'Shut the fuck up'

  • This man is my fucking HERO! lmao

  • fucking hilarious

    "eagles with sheep in their talons" lmao

  • "BAAAA"

    -AH, SHUT UP!

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