@RelativeBadger Nah, I was just telling you how pointless your life is. I like to inform the small peoples of how worthless they are so I can enjoy watching them squirm.
@KrunchBerriez I don't squirm, sunshine. I'm here to correct grammar, punctuation and spelling, of which you have two errors. That's not the best of starts, my little chum.
@KrunchBerriez You obviously do care, or you wouldn't have written back. You are so transparent. It's just a shame you couldn't find the errors yourself. There were four errors in your 'work' this time.
HEY GUYS!! I'm a New Zealand comedian and my dream is to have a COMEDY TV PROGRAM to make people laugh their asses off and to help other up-and-coming comedians into the spotlight. i HAVE made a lot of videos that I REALLY WANT YOU TO CHECK OUT, so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE check them out and subscribe!! Thank you xo
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The sound that he says deer makes is soo tru! I saw a Planet Earth episode and one of the deer actually made a sound similar to that it actually sounds like a moo. lol
"TheEvilHRDirector" - If he does exist, he's allowed it before - Hicks, Carlin. Hence if he does exist, he's a tasteless KUNT with no sense of humour! (Seinfeld & Charlie Sheen are still alive, nuff sed)
He always has strange pants. They look almost identical to my pyjamas.
Katie8098 3 weeks ago 2
at about 2:32 he looks like Sean Connery to me (wearing a wig)
insatiablycivil 1 month ago
What ever the fuck deers say, Billy you legend
07jacklad 2 months ago
"What are we catching it for then?"
"To see it in agony."
LOL, so random!
najhoant 3 months ago 2
i told myself to get on with a college assignment, first it was facebook now its youtube watching billy connolly!
TheMotorhead56 3 months ago 5
and the deer "MOOOOOOO"
allturbo16 4 months ago 3
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As annoying as usual - just tell the joke Billy, and stop arsing about, you Scottish freak.
RelativeBadger 4 months ago
@RelativeBadger As annoying as usual - stop commenting about something nobody cares about, you stupid idiot.
KrunchBerriez 4 months ago
@KrunchBerriez You obviously care, or you wouldn't have written back to me. Thanks for playing.
RelativeBadger 4 months ago
@RelativeBadger Nah, I was just telling you how pointless your life is. I like to inform the small peoples of how worthless they are so I can enjoy watching them squirm.
KrunchBerriez 4 months ago
@KrunchBerriez I don't squirm, sunshine. I'm here to correct grammar, punctuation and spelling, of which you have two errors. That's not the best of starts, my little chum.
RelativeBadger 4 months ago
@RelativeBadger Thank you, captain badger, for making me see the errors of my way. Take a number and get in line and I'll get to you when I care.
KrunchBerriez 4 months ago
@KrunchBerriez You obviously do care, or you wouldn't have written back. You are so transparent. It's just a shame you couldn't find the errors yourself. There were four errors in your 'work' this time.
RelativeBadger 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@RelativeBadger shut up you fucking crusty shlong.
MrGamerBazer 2 months ago
From which show is this?
TheMeanEYE 5 months ago
HEY GUYS!! I'm a New Zealand comedian and my dream is to have a COMEDY TV PROGRAM to make people laugh their asses off and to help other up-and-coming comedians into the spotlight. i HAVE made a lot of videos that I REALLY WANT YOU TO CHECK OUT, so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE check them out and subscribe!! Thank you xo
fruitnvege 5 months ago
does anyone know which video this is originally from? been trying to get hold of it for ages.
tyronere697 6 months ago
"what kind of fucking fly was that!?" Best line by far.
Dorenkamper 7 months ago
Legendary
Phoenix1664 7 months ago
Billy Connolly King of Scotland... doesnt sound like a bad idea to me
halfdogderek 7 months ago 9
Which one is this from?
shockingillusions15 7 months ago
I love how he mentions how rich he is in almost every show!
RPW20 8 months ago
I've laughed so hard my face hurts
foiran 8 months ago 3
"Baaa...shut the fuck up!" Lolol
Hitmanfan91 10 months ago 5
DEER! MOO! or whatever the fuck they say...
DEVILDOC2LAR 11 months ago 10
YOU'LL PULL ITS FUCKIN' FACE AFF'!!!
djvideos9427 11 months ago 6
"DEER ... MOO!!!"
djvideos9427 11 months ago 3
"land to the horizon.. deer. "MOO!!" whatever the fuck dear say" xD
yewuntthu 1 year ago 2
Is this the Live '95 vhs??
fuckoffwithaname 1 year ago
i love how he tells a story and then half way through he'll go into a different even funnier story!.. fucking brilliant
angermanagment85 1 year ago
i try and watch Billy and not laugh but when he said 'Moo..,or whatever the fuck deers say' I just couldn't help myself. Best Ever
1988bobcat 1 year ago 2
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PLEASE THUMB THIS UP IF YOU AGREE, Lets have a petition to have billy connolly in the next years i'm a celebrity get me out of here, lets have this highest rated comment on each of his video's so we can get him in there, copy this comment and paste it on all his video's..... we want him in the jungle... he's bound to make it amazing!!! Join our facebook group "get billy connolly on i'm a celebrity get me out of here" now and get your friends to join too!!
ScottieWallace 1 year ago
the 3 people who disliked this u got no idea what funny is u fukin twats
angermanagment85 1 year ago
@angermanagment85: those 3 people are fishes
donniecatalano 1 year ago
"Meeeehhh"
"Shut the fuck up!"
GENIUS!
Caradog93 1 year ago
" Welcome back king of Scotland!!!!!!!!!" - aha this is life
SSUnited2309 1 year ago
omfg
i just pissed myself laughing
Robertos1928 1 year ago
can someon please tell me where this clip is from... its the most hilarious thing i have seen in ages....
joelakos 1 year ago
HAHAAHA!!!!!!
000nour000 1 year ago
"Cartoon of a boy" love this
CRAFTYMARCUZ 1 year ago
Deer! "moooo"
LeMonsterr 1 year ago
Deer-Moo! Whatever the fuck deer say!
pippin1111 1 year ago 2
'I am a verrryyy wealthy man!'
DimmedLight99 1 year ago
Lol, I love how dramatic his voice is when he raises it.
cheesey87 1 year ago
*flapflap*
BAA-A-A-A-A-AH
SHUDDAH FUGGUP
yarhar22 1 year ago 2
"to see it in agony" lol
TzekeT 1 year ago 6
what is this concert called?
StarskySTARS 2 years ago
Billy Connolly is the only comedian which I can watch over and over again, and it's just as funny as the first time I saw it
Travellinghobo2 2 years ago 149
@Travellinghobo2
Now that i think about it, thats very true :)
299SHREAD 2 years ago 28
A stand-up comedian wherein you don't see an act - you just see a great, funny guy called Billy.
GeorgesBarras 1 year ago
@299SHREAD PLEASE THUMB THIS UP IF YOU AGREE, Lets have a petition to have billy connolly in the next years i'm a celebrity get me out of here, lets have this highest rated comment on each of his video's so we can get him in there, copy this comment and paste it on all his video's..... we want him in the jungle... he's bound to make it amazing!!! Join our facebook group "get billy connolly on i'm a celebrity get me out of here" now and get your friends to join too!!
ScottieWallace 1 year ago
@ScottieWallace totally agrreeeddd :D
matty7112 1 year ago
@Travellinghobo2 your so god damm right about that
tomber220 2 years ago
@Travellinghobo2
great how he can be racist in a funny way and get aways with it too
bikerinleather 1 year ago
@Travellinghobo2 I agree 100%
markitttoss 2 months ago
YOU'LL PULL IT'S FACE OFF!!!
hahahahahahhahahahaha
catalanoL 2 years ago 7
Deer "MOO" or what ever the fuck they say... hahahahahaha
belph616 2 years ago 5
@belph616 hehehehehe love that line:)
obsidianbutterflie 1 year ago
feckn brilliant
you rock bill
ODeagh 2 years ago 4
maaaa.. shut the fuck up hahahaha
evanmc2k7 2 years ago 5
to see it in agony, oh I so wanna hang out with Billy...
Classicrow 2 years ago 7
Billy conilly , king of scotland ...
if only !!!
Uzrieal 2 years ago 3
aye ano lol
youngturksrule 2 years ago 2
Oh I wish...
Classicrow 2 years ago 2
LMAOO.
SMA380 2 years ago 2
a pointed trout
oh wada-fuc-was-dah
?:L:L
malahideboy 2 years ago 3
"you'll pull its face off" absolutely pissed myself
plasticbean51 2 years ago 2
''He goes round the world talking dirty and people give him money. Fucked if I know what that's about.''
weishauptogram 2 years ago 2
so fucking funny lol
jimthespange 2 years ago
deer - mooo, or whatever the fuck deer say! ahaha
blunted333 2 years ago 7
which DVD is this from?
aidenmccloskey 2 years ago
Live 2002
XBurnsie 2 years ago
Just watched it, not on that DVD.
R20set 2 years ago
its from an Australia show from 97 or 98
jwforever316a 2 years ago
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fashionbeautyrocks 2 years ago
deer's muh.......or wat eva the fuc deer's say
MadKunt7 2 years ago 3
what we catching it for? to see it in agony! lol owned!
RAZORSsk8t 2 years ago 2
what kinda fuckin fly was that?! lol priceless
Longhornzrock96 2 years ago 2
MOOOO or whatever deer say xD
zeeslag123 2 years ago 7
he is funny
cindyveit 2 years ago
always works!! lol, love billy!!
stevienickslover 2 years ago
moo fuckin class
rancelno5 2 years ago
The sound that he says deer makes is soo tru! I saw a Planet Earth episode and one of the deer actually made a sound similar to that it actually sounds like a moo. lol
hadassah179 2 years ago
Muuuurh!!
AncelDeLambert 2 years ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
you make me laugh you sad prat.
LOLOLOLOLOL.
KnittedByMyNANA 2 years ago
Hoot. The next time I'm watching my fly and the midges are chomping on my exposed flesh I'll be laughing at this.
flyhead2 2 years ago
Deer! "Muh" Whatever the fuck deer say.
Thoran666 2 years ago 7
mooooo lol not muh :L
ripproofrip 2 years ago
In german its Muh. How the should I know how your british or american deers sound like?
Thoran666 2 years ago 3
lmao
ServeChilled1956 2 years ago
im from scotland he is the king
dbzfan1995 2 years ago 11
i don't get u man your calling him a a Godless heathen and your name is fatherbookburn? hypocrite anyone??
stinkymonkeyman 2 years ago 3
So what, there's no homosexuals in America?
If you love Jesus so much, stop being a cunt to other people. I'm pretty sure He didn't approve of people being cunts.
BenDunno 3 years ago 5
This guy is hilarious
rugbypwns666 3 years ago 2
Love Billy
sidensvans54 3 years ago
I always lol at Billy! XD "BAA! Shut the fuck up!"
"Why are we catching it then? To see it in agony!"
PaulAnt2008 3 years ago 3
I love Billy's beard
PhoenixMcClintock 3 years ago 4
Deer!
Moo!
Whatever it is that deer say.
Eagles with sheep in their talons!
Maaa!
Shut the fuck up.
HAHAHAHAHAH Funny as hell. *****
ProtestantIRA 3 years ago 5
what the fuck was that?
Where's my face?
Edwardcbiv 3 years ago
"oh flower of *scotland when will we see your like again"(billy)XD
gondorguard92 3 years ago
"oh flower of scotlad when will we see your like again"(billy)XD
gondorguard92 3 years ago
...'cause I'm a very wealthy man - oh, you'd love it. a big house, you know, turrets, flags...
land... to the horizon... deer...
MOO! whatever the fuck deer say...
eagles! with sheep in their talons... "maeeee-eh!!" - "shaddafFFFuckup"
- "if we catch one, can we kill it?"
- "no"
- "what're we catching it for then?"
- "too see it in agony... to see it fightin' for its life."
GENIUS!!
abfahrtranqui 3 years ago 2
Fuck! My face!
lmao
missjo797 3 years ago 2
"What are we ganna catch it for then?"
"To see it in agony."
MaxwellKent 3 years ago 2
They say if you go up to the big house you never come back.
deansdoodle 3 years ago 5
this guy is a comic genius
avalsonline 3 years ago 8
Dear God lets hope this man never dies
fiannaboy 3 years ago 143
@fiannaboy Are you kidding? Even if he does exist, he wouldn't allow it.
TheEvilHRDirector 1 year ago 2
"TheEvilHRDirector" - If he does exist, he's allowed it before - Hicks, Carlin. Hence if he does exist, he's a tasteless KUNT with no sense of humour! (Seinfeld & Charlie Sheen are still alive, nuff sed)
JohnoEAL 1 year ago
@fiannaboy shame on you for saying that!
orbisnonsufficit0805 1 year ago
@orbisnonsufficit0805 why shame oon him?
MrBubbles55555 11 months ago
@MrBubbles55555 Using 'God' In relation to someone who is an athiest not child, Shame!
orbisnonsufficit0805 11 months ago 2
@fiannaboy
Hoped the same for George Carlin....didn't help though
Chilbi 1 year ago
Dear God lets hope this man never dies
fiannaboy 3 years ago 10
"Peasants, Peasants everywhere!"
TheUltimateAssassin 3 years ago 3
Deer.. MOOOO! or what ever the fuck deer say... LMAO....... Champ
suzi1983 3 years ago 5
omfg i lmfao at that bit legendary!!
il0v3g4ming 3 years ago 3
you'll pull it's FACE OFF!!!
harrichun 3 years ago 7
'meehhhh' 'Shut the fuck up'
ScottishUrban 3 years ago 3
This man is my fucking HERO! lmao
MD2389 3 years ago 4
fucking hilarious
"eagles with sheep in their talons" lmao
jayakathryn17 4 years ago 6
"BAAAA"
-AH, SHUT UP!
avalsonline 3 years ago 17