U.S. Intelligence: Iran Has "Crazy Ass F@$%ed Up Sh*t"

[gary7vn]

It's not "Eyeran". Why are American so fucking stupid? Low rent onion ripoff.

[ststatat4]

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[90harb]

Haha

[spacexploder]

fail

[fuckgays1000]

these super hot vampire chicks from what movie are they

[sreynolds1204]

Guess what, where all still here. Wanna piece of me?

[Grunchlik]

Dude! (...99.99% of American's!!!)...It is not Eye-ran...its EEEEE-ran....it is not Eye- ranian....it is eee-ranian! it is not Eye-raqy....its EEEE-raqy.

I just think that you need to learn to pronounce these countries names properly before you decide to eye-nvade them!

On a hotter note tron-girl is super sexy and I would Eye-invade her with a seven army nation!!!

...and yes us eye-nteligence does suck!!!

[gmosindahouse]

@Grunchlik Honestly, pretty much every country is mispronounced in every language. Some are even changed completely. You want to know how you say Greece in Greek? eh-LA-tha ((th like in 'the')). English was way off on that one huh?

[tfbfaktor]

:))) omfg the vampire chick story made my day

[JFKCoupdetat]

Do you really think attacking a country that has nukes will make us safer? Don't you think that if they really do have nukes and they hate us that they will just wait for an excuss to lauch all their shit at us? How do we even know the intel is good this time? When are we going to stop policing the whole godless world? For fucks sakes leave Iran alone!

[Amtajomi5]

haha



[Gilbo702]

How can they let these Vamps get away with this? this is madness!

[saeedman]

im from iran and i love this clip,

halarious

[happyemosareawesome]

mark

[lamnzjmz]

looooool

[DaOriginalVdoubleE]

they should eat your brains out

[BorderGuards]

This is stupid

[machoface]

ther nt frm dusk till dawn dip shit ther frm lesbian vampire killers u know with horne nd corden in it

[boringgrass]

hahahahaha, i would love to have super hot vampire chicks that comes on and fuck me

[StJimmyHavok]

but then she rips your throat out.

[thekingofgames]

lol

[forkmaster]

Where are the vampire chicks from? Like a movie or so?

[viehe69]

From Dusk til Dawn

[adrianmtz25]

hahaha super hot vampire chicks that comes on to you like they wanna fuck you and totally rip your through' t out

[JCLeSinge]

@adrianmtz25: You mean "Throat". There's no such word as "Through't".

I don't mean to be the nick-picking grammar-bitch, but seriously.

[levern12345]

lol

[frankieduzit]

i hate iran fuck thse loony jihad assholes

[chibangin007]

you fucking idiot.

[carlitosda]

jajajajjajaa

[bluesky747er]

supre hot vampire chick was well timed with rice's photo hahahahaha that want to come and fuck you and rip off your throat hahaha

[bluesky747er]

hahahaha

[DaBigmac824]

Hitler and the nazi distorted many symbols and icons when most of them were postitive in nature

[MadeinBangladesh0235]

@DaBigmac824 yea they fuckin took my relegion's peace sign as the swastika

[kragord]

jhajajajjajaa

[DaBigmac824]

A super hot vampire chick who comes on like she fuck then rips your throut out lol

[0RAMARAMADINGDONG0]

lol the guy @ 1:16 ISN'T IRANIAN...

I'm not racist or anything,

But he's waaaaaaaaaaaay too dark-skinned...

And Iranians r Caucasian...

[glebbukov]

haha dude urrr dumbbb, i been to tehran. They look like that.

[0RAMARAMADINGDONG0]

euhhmm... right whatever ...

Doesn't matter what u say => Iranians are white if u like it or not ... The people u saw were probably all from Waaaaay down south,near Ghesm.

The United States demographically puts Iranians in the white group. So there is no separate group for being Persian.

[glebbukov]

Well nobody cares about the US opinion of Persians. Persians are middle-eastern dont tell me they are the same color as Caucasian.

[0RAMARAMADINGDONG0]

I think a lot more people care about the US opinion than yours ...

If u don't want to accept the fact that Iranians r white, that's your problem, you're just ignoring A WORLDWIDE KNOWN FACT...

Let me ask u this => Do u consider Greeks, Italians & The Spanish as white (caucasian) people ?

Oh and another thing: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MIDDLE-EASTERN RACE ...

[glebbukov]

USA classifies ethnicity incorrectly and this is nationally known. Greeks, Italians & Spanish are European therefore they're Caucasian.

I never said Middle-eastern was a race, i said thats what Persians are. Persians are they're own race and they are not Caucasian. Arabs are also not Caucasian, Indians are not Caucasian. Hispanics are not the same race and they are classified as one thing in the US census. Middle-eastern is a new concept in the US census being introduced soon.

[leariox9xxx]

Wtf the US didnt classify the iranians as cacasians why would the US count terrorists and towel heads as caucasians thats like saying a piece of crap that caused 9/11 was caucasian very unlikely

[leariox9xxx]

How the heck are iranians caucaasian that makes no sense at all iranians don't even come from the white race they come from that brown thing in the toilet you just let out

[bobbydigital20g]

Yes Iran's president SURE did look like a white guy....-.-

[0RAMARAMADINGDONG0]

dude that's exactly my point ! U only see white people from EUROPEAN descent as WHITE. But that's wrong, Iran's asshole of a president IS WHITE if u like it or not... If u still don't agree with me... well, then I guess you must be a very stubborn person 'cause you are fighting against a scientific FACT. Just do a bit of desent research and you'll find out that I'm right. IRANIANS ARE WHITE. NO DISCUSSION 'BOUT IT ...

[friendlyboylulea]

very funny

[fierypancakeofdeath]

i was laughing all the way since the beginning when i read mccain's strategy to stop global warming- attack the sun

[devotee180]

Getting motion sickness of all the guys movement. Sit still damnit, haha. It's good, didn't make me laugh but I have ADD.

[DEknowsitall]

that's what europeans think about your media....lol

[SoGiga]

LOL THIS IS SO HILARIOUS! 5/5

[knop95]

Lol at the Iran scene. *From the video* "I also heard Iran has these super hot vampire chicks, they come on to you like they wanna fuck you and thne totally rip your throat out." LOL!

[nebaioth]

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[Eircman]

The thing I find most amusing here is the fact that 1 out of every 4 of you think this is a real news brodcast, or real news at all.

[iampersian12]

shut the fuck up you retards stop makeing up bullshit persians are peaceful unless their with the hezbollah then dont fuck around with them

[kiminokami]

That doesn't sound anything REMOTELY like "LOL, funny shit." MAybe I am misreading you, iampersian12.

[rebelstang]

Bomb iran, Been waiting since 1979!

IT'S NEVER TO LATE, NUKE iran NOW!

[abby495]

idiot

[743406424]

Good Job.

[nfest8]

I think this source (Corkscrew) is more credible

than the source for our Iraq invasion. I heard they DO have some fucked up vampire chicks that are cock teases.

[tristejoe]

Thing is if they dont want you to find things you wont. No one really knows who has what.

[Iranbozz]

fuck cia and us-government...only provocating and hatefully messages

[fighter911cz]

Guys, thank you so much for all of your videos... They are very topical, they focus on political problems and are very clever! Good luck!

[ironsheik3]

instead of attacking other nations because of our top secret ruler's greed, why don't we start focusing on our economy? WAKE UP people... our country is running by private bankers and weapon industries!

[kiminokami]

WAKE UP people, this is laugh at joke time!

[gangsta1510]

yeah, finaly someone points it to those guys,

accualy i like this vid more then the "i got a crush on obama" vid :D

[kiminokami]

They are all hilarious....and HOT.

[firedemon34526]

OMG can someone PLEASE tell me what movie that is from? with those bugs? PLEASE and thanks

[Myrmecology]

@firedemon:

That clip comes from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn (1982, I think). The actor is Walter Koenig.

[BruiserDrop]

Obama for president.Lets get out and vote :)

[horsegrl13]

OBAMA 08

VOTE TOMORROW!

[trav1964]

I'm there

[fufuzed]

high five..keep it up

[mattgazewood]

brilliant keep up the good work ward. everyone else don't let politics ruin good entertainment and paridies or spoofs or mock news cast ruin you day.

[soxfan223]

I'm Rusty Ward, and your in the Rusty Bucket, lol.

[PenguinPr0]

GAYY.

GO HILLARY

[calmemaggie]

23/6 Swiftkids: Hillary Clinton

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[KarlNemetski]

Yawn.

[aznkungfumasta]

This is such a bad videoo!! why discriminate against Iranians? They're cool people!

[flyingmonkeyskin]

it's making fun of the U.S. intelligence, not Iran.

[beedeb333]

funny shit

[brittanyhope08]

lol.. oh condi

[hrdman2luv]

Thats friggin funny.

[zakzaloo]

What the hell was this suppose to be, funny! critical, stupid! Some bullshit language? Well you have 3000 Persian words in English without it you'd be drawing pictures for every other word. What words? look them up, start with mother, brother, father (pedar / padre), orange, pyjamas, magic, paradise, candy, cash (karsha), ... Not even going to touch on customs and traditions ...

[chewbaca1989]

Don't take it so serious. Persians are cool, man my buddy is Persian. OK? Some bullshit language.

[srinimurthy]

Sorry pal, Sanskrit beat Persian by a millenia.. Matru, Pitru, bratru (nearest equivalent spellings, but you can see the phonetic similarity),navagati (navigate).. But we're cool :)

[zakzaloo]

Historical linguists broadly estimate that a continuum of Indo-Iranian languages probably began to diverge by 2000 BCE, if not earlier, preceding both the Vedic and Iranian cultures. The earliest recorded forms of these languages, Vedic Sanskrit and Gathic Avestan, are remarkably similar, descended from the common Proto-Indo-Iranian language.

[teainthesahara]

It's a parody of the intolerance of Republicans. I promise you, no disrespect is intended. Quite the contrary, the video points out that claims against Iran are trumped up.

[roxusan]

That video was mocking the American political incentives of going to war with Iran, not Iran.

[ForceUser]

Uh..

[anacondamike]

Very cool - very savy

[djarsalan2006]

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

[santasxgirlfriend]

too funny!

[ahi209]

that was amazing

[brianbeckmeyer]

fuck you im persian.

[manisaver]

I'm Iranian and i don't know why i just love to say FUCK YOU ALL MOTHER FUCKERS we are not arabs WE ARE PERSIAN

[pokerloots]

hahahaha

[mcclearyj1]

Mizdi1361- Don't think that the bunch of whackos we have running this country won't attack Iran. They will if they get a chance.

[mizd1361]

Iran is the main country in middle east and no one cant attack to it. i am from iran

[rbrtchng]

BUT THEY HAVE THE SCHEMATICS! Lol. If Rice really presented that notepad as evidence, I'd lol...she didn't did she?

[wtftheystolemyuser]

brilliant. literally lol'd.

[xVirgosMerlotx]

Oh god, I hope they don't send those little mind-controlling slug dudes that crawl into your ear and eat out your brains over here. The government would tell us to buy plastic and duct tape to cover our ears, like we had to do with the anthrax.

[marmary5555]

lol yeah, and they'd tell u that the obvious paki in this clip is quote an "Iranian-American" =0)

[persian444]

good job

[toxicorporation]

fuck u u fuckin assholes ya'll need stop say shit about out country u fags. ur all so proud of being americans but what the fuck would u have done on ur own with out the help of all the imigrants who traveled to america

[bofors7715]

9/11 was an Inside Job.

Learn the Truth.

Watch "Loose Change".

[tonjes21]

America is an Inside Job!

The world is an inside job!

Learn the truth

Watch "Zeitgeist"

[Ngooo]

LOL very well done.

[marmary5555]

01:15 looks like a typical Pakistani and not like an Iranian (and definitely not American-Iranian). I just love it how people that don't even know how to pronounce "Iran" correctly give a fictional visual label on Iranians. Sorry to burst your bubbles, but that dude does not look like an Iranian.

But the video was funny though

[shahablajevardi]

tottaly agreed!

[marmary5555]

Eye-Ran

hahahahaha

[Wazp82]

this is really funny i bet the americans belive in this ;DD

[danielmelissa711]

oh c'mon!

only a total douche would think this wasnt real.

[legioVmacedonica]

hahahah.

hey you iran people

why don't you have a bit of humory

greetings.

[iranty]

iran powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ihr seid alle huresohne

scheiß usa

[Shiften2000]

the manager in north Dakota is a paki common couldn't you usse some funny Iranian face insted of a paki or indian?

[marmary5555]

lol I was THINKING THE SAME!!!

01.15 is funny looking, but a CLEAR and OBVIOUS PAKI!!!

[DarthBane123]

lololololol

this is funny s@*%

5/5

[asjounior]

loooool.."supper hot vampire chiks that cum on like they want to fk u, n then totaly rip u'r throut out"

[bendertl31]

Fake news is funny as hell! :)

People oughtta lighten up and take it for what it is.

[cgjohnst]

dude you are dumb. it's not i rack and i ran, it's eeran and eerock. learn how to pronounce countries before you start trying to make lame jokes.

Fail IMO

[Verm321]

is that ment to be a joke? if not how very trivial. and ur still wrong its pronounced ee-raq (soft a) not eerock. make sure u are right when u correct someone dumbass..

BIGGEST FAIL EVER!!!

[constantinacrespicci]

But there is no possible joke with the pronunciation "eeran" and "eerock".

[Chaosdude11]

yeaa umm for one your arguing over the internet and 2 spelling doesnt count over sum video thing like youtube..

[ZeroMan003]

what the movie at 00:54 it looks familiar?

[NancyHey]

Iran is absolutely no threat to the United States, and nobody should trust Bush's claims that they are, since he used false premises to get us into the war in Iraq.

[cgjohnst]

first learn to spell, then after that you can start trying to talk politics. No one cares about your white trash comments.

[Verm321]

ur spot on nancy. and john u dumbshit maybe u should concentrate more on the world around u than ur spelling u drone. i care bout your comments :P

[NancyHey]

Thanks, Verm. And who is cgjohnst to call me "white trash" anyway? He doesn't know me.

[DrCarter2001]

Most of the BarelyPolitical clips are great, but this unfunny Dennis Miller / Jon Stewart wannabee needs to go. You'd be better off getting SxePhil to read the headlines.

[sexyjimmyface69]

iran sucks

[behroozdk]

you suck u fukin dipshit...lol. jackass lol

[NancyHey]

Another thumb down for that.

[TalkOfTheInternet]

I didn't know that when Iranians go to America they turn into Indians!

[marmary5555]

hahah Well said!!!

[justforfun1991]

omg this video just made my day.... ROFL

[Treehugga1227]

hahahahahahahahaha crazy ass fucked up shit!

[zepoe]

you guys should just surrender. there are worse ways of getting your throat ripped out!

[jamesmichau]

awesome video.

[JinxPwns]

LOL see the start the headlines it says

"Stop Global Warming: Attack the Sun"

[Greg1959]

this was sweet and hillarous

[iyacker]

LMAO

[pallion72]

thought comedy was funny!!!

[PresidentJackFord]

Wheres the music!

[barelypolitical]

new song.  12/17 : )

thanks!

[DominationVideos]

lol its as if obama pays this girl lol

[baldric1987]

Americans can't do comedy...

[sleepydoc97]

Loved the detailed schematic. Especially love that last hot vampire chick!

[Chimon44]

Personally I think those vampire chicks are Russian spies. Their mission is to make us think they are from Iran. Another Communist Plot.

[Immortalwatcher]

Something doesn't make sense here. Most comedians I've heard are liberals. So how come the liberals on here are not funny at all?

[LisaJMoore]

Because comedy requires a bit a truth for the joke to be funny....it is as simple as that....

[practicingcatholic]

Makes sense to me. LisaJ

[conrad2468]

some crazy ass fucked up shit that you dont even want to know about

[mightyachillies]

Rice is scary! Give me the Vampire Chicks that will rip my throat out!!!

[copcorona]

I loved this...

Thanks for posting.

[dddtorro]

minus the profanity and you have a winner!

[StrawberryRosebud]

the "profanity" is what makes it great!

[whaleonthebeach]

rly funny

[plumpspork]

oooh