You Make Me Touch Your Hands For Stupid Reasons

[MrChessboxing]

and always blocking your chair HAHA

[boskonovitchgal]

hahahahahahahahhahahahaha...lm­fao!!!!

[AskUsWebShow]

"WORRRRLLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-d-d­ddddddddddddI'd rather date a spider or a rat..."

I love that part so much. That and "he try to pull your chair out from under you HAHA!"

[MusicAngel05]

*ROFLMAO hysterically for a good 15 minutes*

[shadowxofxdarkness]

I love the "worldddddddd" part ha ha

[WolfgangAmadeusGiles]

if that is breakup???

then who was phone???

[satmoore3381]

Women are stupid...at least this one is!

[felicamia]

I still laugh at this. Favorite video ever.

[katedebluv1234]

oh my god i am laughing out loud. WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D

[MichaeLangs]

2:09

There.

[macandcheese306]

17 people are asswipes in bastert

[OblivianArchAngel]

you should read lord of the rings for an audio book.

[SupernaturalBassoon]

OMG! LOL! I love you. XD

[B1KMusic]

2:09 best part :D

"you make me touch your hands for stupid reaons"

[33EHShounds]

bono would be pissed, why's a 7 yr old hating on him?

[solarisqs]

Her 7 year old brother hates U2? Elliot on Scrubs would be outraged.

[mellenish]

well bi you piece of shit

[skrat501]

This bitch needs to know what punctuation is.

[VividlyVibrantt]

1:05 = best damn part

[itzzXlizz01]

BASTERT.

[EchoArchAngel]

Best revenge ever. Your retard galpal sends you a screechy breakup note?Youtube it! Ugh. Seriously, whoever you are Chris, your better off. Find a girl that can spell correctly.

[RiRiVZ]

It sounds like a 4th grader wrote this! Lol. It's so funny.

[nuriisfahana]

kinda sounds like the old spice guy.

[auwood26]

World.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.d.­d.d.

[Leftintheshadows]

Should I read this for some school monologue?

[kawaiinekobus]

@Leftintheshadows i did this as a school monologue and got an A. Go for it.

[9jubjubs]

Wha... Please tell me I am not the only one who noticed his voice crack when he laughs at the end.

Entertaining contrast: evil wizard to hormonally imbalanced teenager.

[jjsisterdancers]

This person needs to learn how to write before the write about someone else being stupid...just sayin

[oOBNOo]

@jjsisterdancers they* :P

[johnhayden95]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAAH

THAT WAS SO FUKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

[ScrabbleDiva]

That was quite possibly the worst written letter I've ever seen.

[Scoutacris]

You didn't really date this dumb broad, Did you?

[34simple41]

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha­

[phantomwolf190]

I think i peed myself laughingg xD "and my brother only 7 year old hates you, he dont know what you did....hes always blocking your chair. HAHA!" lololol

[OhTheOtherDude]

It's funny because people commenting on this are largely about as good at typing as the person we're all laughing at.

[timidteen4]

lol I wonder what the stupid reasons were for touching his hands... Scenario

Boy: Hey touch my hand

Girl: Why?

Boy: It feels WARM. Touch it. You feel that?

Girl:This is stupid. I'll touch ur hand when you have a better reason.

lol this girl is funny, and the guy who did the dramatic reading is HILARIOUS!

I could keep watching this all day!!

[Kaitlynnbrielle]

funniest thing ever.

[Katiekiins]

YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS.

[HanHanFilms]

And hes always blocking your chair HAHA!

[batbigobstople]

i think i know who it is

[Beck436]

OKAY!?

[yokey0ma0bob]

You accidentally say you hug me!

[SammySpam25]

ohhhhhhh boy LMFAO!!! hahahahahahahah

because i guess you weren't man enough to tell me it in my face?? HAHAHAHA

[bangshebang]

Omigod, I love how the reader was trying not to laugh the entire time <3 Also, the "D-D-D-D-D-D" <3 Also the fact that he sounded like a drunk Russian at some parts XD

*wiping away tears* Oh, god, this was so funny.

[Jenoki]

:D!!

[kokiri1988]

HAHA I LOLED all over myself

[Videot01]

Cracking me up!

Too funny

Gonna explode!

[eyeAMtwinkEE]

This isn't your video :3 It's Roxxenator's.

[me8P]

actually can not stop laughing

[spgtio]

you made my day! thnx

[funkymangos]

I'm literally crying from laughter while I'm listening to this.

[TheBroadwayMuppet]

I love how he reads all the incorrectly spelled words differently. xD

[MrBoynton27]

HA HA... stupidtily is a disease. I love this!

[NXSLxnikk]

HAHA fail lol

[RolyatSille]

If her 7 year old brother is always blocking his chair at breakfast, does that mean they go to the same school or something? Because I can't for the life of me think of anything or than that or that they live together, which would just be weird... But the school thing brings up another problem... That means this was written by a middle schooler... So please, someone give me another place the breakfast thing would happen before I give up the remaining hope for my younger generation...

[maraudingstevie]

HAHAHA that's absolutely ridiculous. I LOVE IT.

[lovelylizzy48]

AHAHAHAH!!! this is sweet medicine for those of us going through a breakup!

[lolipop97]

bahahahaaaa!!! sooo finny

[Hubbiston42]

...he is always blocking your chair ha HA!

[franiee123]

HAHA !

[VampwolfTwihard]

umm...what?!

[BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

She actually said 'You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons' aha!

What the helll does that even mean!? D:

[adimlylitcloset202]

Ohhh Myy Good, i was SO weak! That's was hilarious!! :] LMFAOO

[RukiaSomashi]

You sound like plankton from Spongebob XD

[aweks12]

more like an old man...wait.....I know you!! XD

[RukiaSomashi]

You bastert! My 7 YRS bro wrote this cause he hate you and don't know what you even did!! lol XD

[makeupplz]

LMAO AHAHAHAHAHA

[tatufanvids]

omfg :P

ive never laughed so much.

[rururussia]

ive never laughed so hard in my fucking life

[Gezabeen]

Bastert.

[Gr00dle]

Ugh... My Immortal flashbacks. *huddles in corner and cries*

[tp7productions]

BASTERT >=0.this is amazing

[alkhazam]

Hahahaha lolz! this reminds me of Dave Chappelle saying "I hate you, and you, and I hate you too, I don't even know yoou but I hate your guts and I hope that all bad things in life happen to you and youu only!"

[Bokii1331]

Yeah, this? This is why I didn't date in high school.

[hollis1122]

haha omg wow

[ShannyUriex3x]

bastert

LOL

[HazyDaze6]

this is amazing.

lmaooooo.

WORLD D D D D D D D<3

[PointsofData]

HOLY CRAP!! I tried pausing it and it's still going. O-O

[JemiandNelena101]

LMFAO

[jeffthegermanspoof]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAT!!!!! thats the most halarious thing ive ever heard... (falls over laughing)

[bumblelybee]

aaaaaaaaaahahaha omg

laughing so much it hurts

+he sounds like plankton from spongebob.

[alterbridgefan99]

2:22 fucking awesome! lmao

[alterbridgefan99]

haha it could be a monologue for a comedy lmao

[PastaSoss]

Oh man. This was pretty good.

[BazzBrother]

god, her writing...its poetry ;_;

[ReverendGlen]

I shed a tear.

I was laughing that hard.

[d0bbyr0cksmys0cks]

LMAO! Omg, I was laughing from beginning to end.

[Snowglobe66]

ahaha this made my day xD

I haven't been logged into my youtube account for like a year, I did just so I could give your vid 5 stars =D

My mouth hurts from laughing...

[fWo]

AWESOME!!!

[xxXsouthparkfreakxxX]

soo fucking hilarious!

[TheOldclaypot]

Poor Plankton. He got rejected.

[wyou100]

reminds me of that seto kaiba guy from the yu-gi-oh card game show. sounds just like him

[ToraTatsu2]

sounds nothing like kaiba :/

[dudecum2Lcajon]

It sounds like Plankton from Spongebob is reading this.

[Biscuit361]

@dudecum2Lcajon

I know right^^

[B1KMusic]

@dudecum2Lcajon Not even, he barely sounds like the guy from futurama, let alone plankton

[marcusdonovinius]

I would rather date a rat den. Not a rat, a rat den.

[KLAIRESEE]

youre just GEE-LOUSE!

[TiffyTheTRex]

i can't stop laughing

[oaknairb]

i would rather date a spider

[Hallsthroatdrops]

Making her sound like a spiteful old wizard was brilliant...

[SpicerKun]

XD Before I heard what it was actually from, I thought 'you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons' was some kind of brilliant poetic line from a song or something. This video made me laugh so hard.

[rvdfroggy]

you accidently say you hugged me, you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons!

[hitmangrimmreaper]

that gives the name chris a bad name

[cross666fade]

"I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THEN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WOOOOORLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDD..."

...genius...

[loveyousomucho94]

hahahahas,

I Hate You .those words come in handy:)

funny shit.

[ShadowsCrawling]

FUCKIN FUNNY

[rosemary0626]

This is so freakin' funny!!!! Love, love, love this, youuuuuuuuuuu bastert!

[xxChayLaidigxx]

Your so...je-a-louse.

Hahaha.

Chay xx

[atrapforfools]

"you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons" - so beatiful

[PArtL3m0n]

you make me touch your hands for stupid reasond lol lol

[thefluffyshrimp]

"ur soooooo ugly and fat!!!!!"

lmao, jealouse

[zimsfriend]

this is a real letter????

[TeAmoJuanes]

the is a real letter. from a real person.

[7thDialectxxx]

omg thats the best laugh I had in awhile

[LumpyFudge]

HAHA!

[jsgivens3]

WORLDDDDDDDDD

lol

you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons...PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!

[graantLambertHill]

Lmfao!

How did you honestly get through that without laughing?!?!

[ilikepie2teehee]

lolol

[obamawalker]

lollllllllllllllllllllll

[celineB444]

it sounds like the audio preview voice

[obamawalker]

Of course it isn't a real voice. It's Spekonia or one of those programs. Or someone distorted their voice.

[celineB444]

huh, I never asked that. All I said was that it reminded me of the audio preview voice.

[sarah4759]

uhh.. no, actually, it probably is a real voice. sorry you have no testosterone and cannot make your voice go that low.

it reminds me of plankton from spongebob squarepants.

[aaaSnooby]

... i can make my voice go like that easy. are you 10 or something?

[morky14]

wtf dude? oh yeah cause all of those audio programs can recreate randomly generated human laughter, when i lower my voice i sound just like this

[vanillaface15]

"I ain't stupid!"

mhmm...right

[heykenzie]

I like the laugh at the end lol.

[Fiercefighter2]

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHH. Favorited.

[whoresilter]

BAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE THIS

[raychANDsam]

Is it just me, or does the guy reading sound strangely similar to Plankton from Spongebob??

[XOXOPrincessSaraXOXO]

OMG I KNOW!!

[Jessikah555]

'My lil BRO who only 7 years old hates you too and dont even know what you did and is always blocking your chair HAHA!'

LOL

[cardsfanbj]

wow...

[bkijowski42]

This may be the funniest thing ever. I love the Darth Vader-style voiceover.

[victorser88]

well guess what bastert!! best line ever

[deskittycat]

WORLDDDDDD

pleasssssse

YOU

haha :)

[illm4t1c]

this shit is so fucking pro it's amazing

[varnlestoff]

lol those ones are great.

[broadwaybound246]

this is just friggen amazing.

XD

[Drumskyle]

ROFL

[sh0r7y89]

fuck me hard

[JayyGoesRawr]

holly shit!!!!!

what the  green grass????

[DRKBULLETX]

Epic win!

[heleen01]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

oh god hahaha

[pleasetighten]

Amazing.

[jennifer01usa]

LMFFAO Guess what basturd

[stephhaliciousx]

AHAHAHA

[lacrosse565687]

I dated her

[SuperDeluxAwesomeKid]

Gee.

What the heck did you do....

XD

[hoosierdaddy12]

ahaha. bastert.

[bishfish3]

Epically awesome.

[badabing0123]

Hilarious.. the narrator is genius. Perfectly said.

[shelbybelby101]

XD

this is amazing.

[Skip2MyLiu33]

Best part of this is that he sounds like that guy from Yu-Gi-Oh.

[wonka1234]

OH PEGAGSUS YOU MEAN?! Nyine.

[vex390]

wow lol! it almost seems like the person that was typing this did it with their tongue or chin or both.

[Thebadmeatball]

Guess what my mom hates you too!!!

[xlgarylx]

Read by non other than Clint Eastwood.

[LarimerFilms]

Gotta post my brother's ex-girlfriend's breakup letter. It isn't nearly as funny as this though.

Still, it has even worse grammer.

[lundberg6]

GRAMMAR!

[mossman8787]

ROFL!

[drmhouse]

I had trouble breathing from laughing so hard

[92lamiapuella]

And I thought I had a hard time with proper grammar. Tsk-tsk

[OMGittsSOPHiA]

ohmygoddddd

I'm crackin up.

[christenw00t]

you bastert this is funny!

[FreedomG]

oh my god this is F'ing amazing!

[CherryLaxative]

This is why proper grammar and spelling is important.

[chicaitaliana92]

hi-la-ri-ous

[theoupontyne]

Please let the man be reading it be called Chris :)

Legendary

[chanemell]

i must watch this at least twice a week.

[obamawalker]

I can never forget this letter, its so funny!

[StayGoldHC]

LOL everytime i haer this i crack up

[Qazic12]

Freakin Awesome!

[Sasha2999]

OW OW MY ORGANS. Laughing too hard here.