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  • Press 4 to hear free willy!

  • Lol parents didn't learn the kid how to ride a bike xD

  • OMG xD

  • That was awesome

  • wow.. the first camera man who is actually worried and not laughing his ass off. respect :D

  • One Of Those Crashes Were Yur Like I Hate Bikes I Quit(:

  • Poor kid, his parents named him Shit

  • Nuts dropped now

  • Oooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu lmfao

  • More plz

  • Fail

  • he's a ginger, he doesn't have to worry about going to heaven or hell. he doesn't have a soul.

  • wear a helmet

    

  • @MrPhizzypop Notice how his head didn't contact anything?

    Helmets are dead weight.

  • press 5 for breakdance

  • Press 2 for turkey gobble

  • shit bro u alright

  • Oh yeah, there just conveniently has to be no blood on the floor or his face.

  • @TronFan97 Actually if you find the original video posted by youtube user "smyleethemovie" there's more to the end of the video where the kid does indeed have blood on his face.

  • Thats what you get when you dont bunnyhop these "drops"

  • When just a faceplant isnt enough....you can always count on Youtube to 1-up it

  • Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee yyyyyooooou aaallllriiight?

  • Aw, you bleedin? Yah .. you bleedin

  • for a nut crunch it didnt look like it hurt that much

  • ahahahahahaha!! ahahahahah!!! ahhaaha ahha!!! XD XD XD XD XD

  • PAUSE AT 5 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sit down!

  • Lol look at his face haha;D

  • OOOOOO AAGGRGHHH lol

  • Hahahahaha

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  • RIP Shit (1996-2011)

  • The sound he makes before he eats shit is funnier than hell. xD

  • OMG?!?!?! IS THE BIKE OK?!?!?!

  • 2 4 and 5

  • YOUR FACE GOD DAMIT

  • press 7 then wait till he says no then press 2

  • The guy:Shit! are you all right???

    Shit: NO!

  • @TheAlexalex90

    LMFAO! You made my week xD

  • dude..fail haha

  • i like chubaka he is great !!!!

  • Not tell me the kid that recorded this did not sound like justin bieber ? lol

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  • your face

  • press 3 for 'SPANK'

  • Press 2 for turkey :D

  • shea

  • keep pressing 7 for push ups

  • keep on pressing 2 if u want the bike to ride him!! hahaha

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  • Press 2 you can hear some on laugh..HAHAh :D

  • holy fucking shit!!! is the bike ok?

  • press 3 for a HI

  • keep tapping 2 for a laugh

  • SO SAD:'(

  • Press 4 for Chewbacha yell

  • press 4 for for instant faceplant

    

  • press 4 for whale's mating call

  • One time I jumped a ramp and it sent me over the handle bars and the bike landed on me....my 3 friends laughed and went back inside leaving me in pain.We didn't talk for hours lol

  • press 2 over and over again to see the bike buttraping him

  • I like how people are always like "Are you okay?" Jeez, the kid just busted his face on the concrete, do you think he's alright?

  • the kid gives him a look like did i just break my nuts

    

  • Haha the prick deserved it!!

  • press 2 over and over.. thumbs up :D

  • press 4 for a whale\

    

  • if you press 2 repitidly the saying, in sovit rusha bike ride you, acily comes true

  • uuuuuuuuuaaaaa hahahahahahahahahah

  • 7 für ajoaidüd

  • Press 4 for instant chewbacca.

  • tough kid i wouldve stayed down lol

  • JAJJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJ­

  • that kid sucks at life

  • press 2 hahhaha

  • lol that noise

  • Press 4 For Dying Whale

  • ive done worst

  • funny stuff

  • lol pause the video and play again then keep pressing 2

  • @stiggyscoot do it at 4 2 n it does it slow mo hehe

  • He ate more shit than 2 girls and 1 cup Lo freaking L.

  • keep on pressing 0:03 for funny souund

  • That happened to me. But i had to go to the doctor and get stitches.

  • I love how the bike celebrated by standing up after wasting his testicles!

  • owwwwwwwwwwwwwww iv done that so many times i feel sorry for him keep your front tire up!!!!

  • i bet he went home crying!

  • i think it was the take off

  • Best noise EVER.

  • Great !!!

  • press 2 rapidly 4 lol

  • is the kids name shit?

  • @FragBase

    maybe shit, maybe dude

  • @FragBase YESSS!!!!!!!

  • How to get a top comment: watch the video and press the numbers to see if something related to sex or star wars happens, then make a joke out of it.

  • Oh Godamit ur FACE!

  • press 2 for faceplants and dramatic noises

  • Why is the first words always

    A: laughing

    B: cursing

    C: Are you alright? EVEN THOUGH you see them curled up or rolling in pain.

    Heres your sign.

  • press 8 for epic face

  • fredfredfredburger44's comment was 'poor kid... His parents named him shit.'

  • Poor guy... His name is Shit...

  • i just went weak in the legs

  • Press 2 over and over to watch him crack his face open

  • Gravity 1. The Real Slim Shady 0

  • are you alright? yeah im fine, dont worry

  • press 4 for chubaka from star wars hahaha

  • HAHAH press 4 reapeatly "DINOSAUR SOUND"!! HAHAHA

  • Damn this Break is better than that shitty Failblog.

  • THAT PLACE IS 3/4 OF A MILE AWAY FROM MY HOUSE :D walgreens in the backround.

  • So his name is SHIT? kool name bro

  • press 4 for chebaka crying

  • press 2

  • press 2 for tire hitting his head ahahh

  • haha NNNOOOB

  • BET U BROKE UR BRACES ON THAT SHIT

    

  • Like if shit brix got you here!!!??!?!!?!

  • Am I the only one who actually went and looked for fredfredfredburger44's comment?

  • press 2 for techno 

  • now i will have to look for fredfredfredburger44's comment

  • it sucks that his name is shit

  • 4 He Sound like a Whale XD!

  • 2 He sounds like underwater XD!

  • hahhahahaha press 2

  • hahahaha lol retard

  • do u think its funny how he says hes not alright but gets up

    thumbs up is u agree

  • press 8

  • press 4 and when the tire hits his head press 2

  • Why does he sound like he's underwater....?

  • keep clicking 4 not 7 wtf?

    

  • thats a nut crackerlol

  • chewbacca hahahahahaha

  • press 4 to hear chewbacca

  • 0:05 the sound this kid makes before his face kisses the ground is priceless.

  • @Aceplayer8 Exactly! Thats why Dan's comp send razors in there shit when they ship your parts!

  • press 2 for santa claus laughter!

  • no brakes on bike but face works just as good! XD

  • lol keep pressing 4

  • Boy holding the camera "Shit are you alright?"

    Boy who fell ,gets up slowly "No..."

    LOL

  • niga feet was in the air LMAO

  • Flagged for bike abuse...

  • Press 7 for push ups.. lol

    

  • @demodra9 allyuriduu

  • - are you alright dude?

    - No..

    fucking epic

  • faaaake

  • try to use hesoyam to get back 100% life

  • Press 2... 

  • when he landed he kinda sounded like free willy

  • Keep pressing 2 for best part.

  • lol at top comments.

  • Ohohohoh at 0:05

  • best moment 0:05 rocks check it out pause it lol

  • hahahahahaa..

  • he couldn't bunnyhop. . . up a curb.

  • thats what he gets for having bleached hair

  • press two five times fast for the fail than then press four five times fast for the wheelie

  • Keep pressing 4 :3

  • press 5 over and over and it sounds like the guy is lol at the dumb sound he makes when smacking his face

  • If you press 7, he says "Your ID?"

  • Keep pressing 2. the bike is raping him lol

  • ROFL PRESS 4 LOLOLOL

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  • NYEEEEE -SLAM-

  • why i'll be darn i'ts a laughing dolphin

  • Press 7 to do push ups.

  • he looked fine

  • omg i love how he screams

  • ROFL

  • press ''2'' for screm under watter , lol hahahahhaha thumbs up

  • Why did he sound like a whale before faceplantin?

  • pause at 0:05 AND JUST think 

  • haha i love the kid in the background "OOHH"

  • start it at 0:09 lol