service me

[JackEnnis]

You have a good beard.. and take advantage of your hair (while you have it).

I hate my car, and it's a Jag. *sigh*

You're a fu**in' funny guy.

Yes, you get comments, I give you all thumbs up (that sounds bad)....

[SuperDonkeyslayer]

Ur sexy

[mimimarcus]

gosh rocci you can't sell yourself like that. it's nothing wrong. be a youtube partner you'll make more.

[thndercat1]

He is funny

[Naruke0]

With your personality I'm amazed you and spricket didn't work.

[DessVz]

Pooooorrrr!!

[JonDTx]

Killer look. :D Looks sick(good). I need to do that when my full beard comes in.

[anton26g]

Rocci, you know I love ya much like everyone else but, I don't get this look. You should play out a scene, in which you're some dude named Daryl who drives a stolen El Camino with two different colored doors.

[Devikvampire]

David Beckham?

[LimeSlimez]

Am a MushRoom! Mushrooms Rock.

we will Take over the world! (thats a fact)

thumbs up if u wanna be a mushRoom(or just a shroom).

Mushrooms = Pure and genuine Awesomeness!

[willy5144]

are you gay?

[GSpeedEmotion]

i'll punch you in the face pretty boy, so you won't be pretty anymore. How about that for a service?

[Karosanyo]

Well, I'll service you any way you want! I love your nose and big hands. You're such a hunk!

[baileyslip]

rocci:" WTF" can you say anything on the Bill HR25??? Like were is it ,or do you know what is it??? you have a hellava lot of people looking waiting for your response to this very impotent question.PS: try not useing your hands so much thank you Linda.

[PennyDreadfuI]

If you were asleep or had your jaw wired shut so I didn't have to listen to you, I would do such naughty things to your body.

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

Seriously dude you are treading dangerously close to being nothing more than an Ashton Kutcher clone, and one Ashton Kutcher in the world is too fucking many.

[gman16100]

hahahahahaha you look stupid ass fuck dude cut that shit off and fix your hair

[ferrarilvr12]

Nice mustache. He looks like hitler.

[iDislikeNames]

@ferrarilvr12 he looks like a biker. I don't get it. How is any kind of facial hair associated with Hitler?

[faheemthedream2007]

@ferrarilvr12 ROFL!!!

[Kootziekat16]

shave that shit off

[zevkirsh]

yea i love his face after the baby makes a noise. freeze frame that aguish and sell it.

[sirhcization]

you are so hot.

[zaynzaynzayn]

you should be in an art school vid about a dude who gets everything he ever wanted on the last day of his life.

[3DAYZGRACEGiRL]

u look better shaved dude... hahaha

[JeremyRayBorders]

SHAVE...lol....but cool hair

[TheBricelee]

can u say "Frekin flying fist fuck " 5 times fast

[SSdrina1]

whats up with guys and their transmissions always fucking up? Every guy i know always fucks their transmissions up!lol

[AL3EM]

did i hear a baby cry at the end??

[erickagcktm]

haha Rocci your awesome!

ILY:D

[SomeTipsForLife]

yup. yup.

[bumpsywhoops]

YASSSSSSSSSS an american who says couldn't care less!

[SummerSnowTv]

Dude you have the most awesome videos on You Tube! :)

[watterson16]

thats fuckin retarded if youtube is goin to turn into a rental bullshit site....and i do mean retarded in the worst possible sence!

[LadyImagine]

He's so hot.

[blc451]

Rocki I love you : )

[chelseagirls12]

I'd pay your rental since you're way funny but I have no money. Haha

[cuervoDOTson]

wooly mammoth

[ThatsHotBtch]

rocky im not digging your beard look shave it off babes u look so hot without it

[GossipSinger101]

you seriously remind me of Dane Cook! haha :D

[CRYST2SHELL]

@GossipSinger101 he is so much more endearing tht dane cook. Dane is halfway annoying. He can be tolerated but I'd really rather not....Rocci to me is ace. Way better than DC

[getleashed]

dude you look bad ass here :)

[luisramos123]

yeah... i unsubscibed

I'm not gonna pay to watch a video on youtube... it's not youtube if you pay, it just isn't...

[codyboy789]

it did that to me too but when i left and came back to the video it went away

[queensorkings]

Pay to be called a mother fucker? lol.

[sgtderk1]

hight five. i liek.

[bluebay700]

very catchy video title

[rune1122]

Luv the hair

[CRYST2SHELL]

Rocci, you are gorgeous and you make me laugh. I really REALLY enjoy your vids, but not enough to pay for them baby, not yet anyway...

[BrighterThanYours]

ur so F-ing hot!!!

[NoUsername713]

You are so effing gorgeous! OMG!

[lbCharmed1]

at 104,000 miles your transmission will just fall off the car while you're driving down the street, THAT's how you know your warranty has expired.

[MechaFright]

new earring right? too lazy to check other videos

[JayMann620]

Rocci, be happy though. It's like 40 degrees right now and yesterday it was like 60. I don't know what relevance that has, but be happy about that. Beach season soon bro! Time to look like a Tool lol.

[MadMagnifique]

I'll play "Clue" with you for free. That game is awesome.

[kingjon81]

I thought you had a T-Shirt printing business?

[alexxxxfasho]

I didn't know Will Ferrel had an alias named Rocci?

[TheTexanAtheist]

You would be awesome to hang out with lol

[MonikaAhatX]

You would be much better without beard. Sorry Rocci but it's true

Love You,

Monika

[PurePhinaticPopper]

anyone hear the baby crying at 3:03? :P

[capibara3]

OMG HE'S A DAD ?????? I had to turn the volume way up but i did here it!!!!!

[russtex]

.....meow......

[iamnotascientist]

This comment is chocolate flavoured - nom nom nom!

[Aworkm916]

awesome jewelry MAN!

[R3DxWarri0r]

I remember once when Rocci was new and Danny from the gradual report brought him out..

You should really give him a shoutout or something, to thank him. Shit.

-Redx

[footlover1685]

You are always so handsome and great Rocci! I love you to death buddy!

[capibara3]

please can you shave you above lip fur?

please dont let it get longer than a 5 'o' clock shadow :3

[alwaystextback]

Haha yeah all partners got the rental option...it's good shit.

I love your vids man, everytime without fail very funny!

[mgallegos55]

They should make edible computers! Good fucking idea rocci balboa!

[jimmyprice101]

im sorry you got sick from eating the comments. and that you cant kill no one anyone any more:(

[papatoony]

I ONLY take my car to the dealership 'cause they might charge more but they get the job done RIGHT. I've had my car royally fucked by little no-name places. Never again!

[Cmkx05]

shave ... please .. shave ..

[ShutUpandDrive33]

u lookin' a little terrible!lol!

[jaslene816]

@ShutUpandDrive33 I think he looks hot he just needed to trim the 'stache up a bit but other than that he has the rugged I'm gonna work on my car then hose my hot self down get me a beer look going on

[sanegamer1]

love the look!

[CadlliacDeville96]

hey rocci

[ryam75]

u totally look like a redneck!! lmao!!!! whats up with that?

[randomPAJAMALAMA]

r u really ashton kutcher in disguise

[slylink690]

I'll always support you in the comments! :D

That's interesting, didn't know Youtube did rentals for video I thought it was only for movies...

Hope you're well man!

-Steven

[tmomaslomez]

Dig the hair, on your head, not your face.

[tuber33]

Your best in ages! Love the went to Hell for four days comment, along with the LCDs have mercury...made me laugh. Miss ya on Stickam. Have a good one!

[LordGaga36]

go feed your pussy Rocci, I mean your cat, go feed your cat.

[xJEEPXJ]

*HIGH FIVE!*

[tstarling]

wow ur more kick ass then jesus, he only went to hell for 3 days.

[msmoker37]

good thing I watched this video before I have to pay to watch it!!!

[oxforddictonary]

you have really long bottom teeth :-p

[Kaez91]

rrofl @ the cat. hahaha

[BJCGaca]

You need to comb that, brah.

[somesortofrock]

"I died and went to hell for four days and then came back... that's why i don't kill people anymore" HAHA!! Love it!! :P

[JawnOhara]

Love the mustache!

[tghbenz99]

Why should you have to pay anything if your car is under warranty? I had my Jeep in the shop for a week at the dealership for transmision work and it didn't cost me anything.

[paulusmagirl]

I'll play Parcheesi with you, and I won't charge ya either ;-)

[Twinman2]

Well, I'm no transmission expert... But I know stick shifts quite in depth. If yours feels funny, hit me up and I'll service it (for free of course)! *wink* LOL

[BrianEaZy]

- Craiglist prostitutes! Lol

Can you make a video about why education is so important! Cause without it.. you get ****** Rocci, your youtube! ********

hahaha, i'm just kidding. I'm a fannn <3

[MsPFunny]

Can't rent video. It's marked as private.

[BrianEaZy]

- Craiglist prostitutes! Lol

Can you make a video about why education is so important! Cause without it.. you get ****** Rocci, your youtube! ********

hahaha, i'm just kidding. I'm a fannn <3

[JosephAndrewHicks]

Lol, and then I went to hell for 4 days hahah.

This is a new classic rocci vid. 'legitimately is...a scary part of the movie' haha this ones so quotable

[peepeevagi]

I'll service you :D

You just fail at cars.

NEVER take a car to the Dealer. Unless it's a Hybrid.

You need a simple Four speed car. Like a Firebird or Civic.

[samjones0528]

Rocci the redneck with your new look

[Dancrof80s]

nice hair

[0NeedHelp]

Dude don'tcha already know? Rocci is a updated Red neck down in minneapolis.....

[janice3600]

You probably hear this alot but you remind me of Ashton Kutcher.

[dtoussaint80]

LOL @ the cats MEOW

[Dreaminstar64]

youu should model for guess or armaniiii :)

[snowball1988]

i'll service you ;)

[gamenick923]

Jeez, that sucks :/ I guess I got lucky enough to make friends with the service representatives at my dealer. lol My Nissan dealer has given me 2 new transmissions, (don't ask why they keep going out) Based on purely my word, lol.

[Steadno]

you go first

[jakewars]

4th

[phatleet]

Damn my potty mind!!!!

[montropoly]

first

[BrianEaZy]

@montropoly LOL, what a waste of a comment you cow.