Why so Angry?

[epshot]

TOO SOON ALERT!!!

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The tsunami hit Japan because the laundry gnomes were tired and angry of seeing the unbelievers live a life of wearing soiled clothing. They thought: What better way to open their eyes to the TRUTH and the POWER of the laundry gnomes than to clean ALL the clothes in Japan all at once!!!

[GallusSapien]

You never loose a pair of socks! Its only one sock or the other you lose!

[FUCKOFFYOURGAY]

lmao! brilliant!

[AbusiveAntitheist]

crazy ideas like detergent theory. LOL 

[tctheunbeliever]

You need to open your dryer to the laundry gnomes so that they can clean out the dirty lint filter of your soul. While one man's clothes need only the Gentle Cycle, another man's will need the Extra Heavy. And you must be sure you are plugged in and ready to receive the power found in your House. Don't forget your offerings--the smell of baked dryer sheets is pleasing to the noses of gnomes.

And close the lid. Laundry gnomes will only work their miracles when nobody is looking.

[ResignDarkness8]

Laundry gnomes are bullshit. That's so fucking stupid. Legitly guy, they don't exist...you only lose a sock if you're a fucking retard. think about it, you put the damn sock in there, spins around and shit, gets clean, you take it out, whatever. A pair of socks. I sure don't lose socks, doubt you do, and anyone who does, is in fact, a dumbass. thnx. =)

[Teloculos]

Repent NOW or YOU shall FOREVER be CURSED with the mystery sock that MATCHETH NOT! Worship the Sacred Soap Flakes and do NOT Deny the Inner Mystery that IS known to the UNINITIATED as conditioner!

Because if you don't I'll kill you, take your daughters and rape them. I'll burn you for heresy. Maybe, after I've chilled out, I might just get in your face and never shut up about how you should respect the magical laundry gnomes and understand the 'requirements' that come with such a revelation.

[SpyHotz404]

Damn MLGs! Those cunts stole my favorite cargo shorts! I must enlist a few SubGenii to root those bastards out. Then again, I DID find a twenty in the dry stuff not too long ago...guess they're not all bad.

[stripymccatpuss]

I lent my car to Krishna once, empty potato chip packets, coke cans,candy wrapers everywhere, didn't even put gas in it

Give Zeus a call about the cash he owes you, he's known for not paying up, hope it wasn't more than $20

[CapnnOrdinary]

what do "magical laundry gnomes" have to do with the Authorship of the Universe?

your analogy = strawman

[smokeak47]

@CapnnOrdinary Someone has a problem understanding his point. lol He was saying that someone can't be angry at something they don't believe exists. He wasn't comparing god to magical laundry gnomes, but the idea that someone could hate something that doesn't exist. It is not a strawman. Why don't you start using that 5 pounds of grey matter in your head, and not jump to random conclusions that prove you're an ignorant fucktard.

[movsepian]

Zeus owes you money too?!

[Artifactorfiction]

Excellent

[benolly22]

We flying spaghetti monster worshippers declare a Jihad on the laundry gnomes.....but we always knew that lending zeus money was a bad idea.

[JRChadwick]

I FEEL the Landry Gnoms! I let them into my heart and I have a personal relation ship with them! That's proof, right?

[TheKingOfFresno]

It cracks me up when X-tians insist that I really do believe in god but just deny him because of _insert reason here_. Not only can they not accept a world without their magic man in the sky, they can't (or refuse to) even accept that we as AtheistsI don't believe in such a thing... but I'm the one in denial.

[Quionic7]

I have faith in the North American invisible hippo. You can't see it, but it's real.

[BiodegradeableMan]

Do the laudry gnomes object to biological powder?

[Demosilpada7]

Atheist still spewing this bs and follwing this same fallacy "belief in god is the same as belief in laundry gnomes." come on now, start making better arguements, you fail in this logic.

[bedcatlucre]

I have a personal relationship with laundry gnomes is just as believable as a personal relationship with any deity. Could you let me know how faith in god is logical?

[Sloppy998]

Faith in a deity is illogical indeed, but faith in an 'isness' or 'all that is' is logical. The fact that we dont know why the universe exists is reason enough for people to believe a higher power exists. However, to think this higher power wants us to worship him, or use fear of hell to scare us into believing is illogical.

Faith in religion is illogical. Faith in a 'God' seems logical. I could be way off the mark there though.

[dhcrazy333]

YOU FAIL

u know why u fail?

THIS ISNT AN ARGUMENT

yes the belief in a god is on the same level of faith as believing in laundry gnomes, but hes not saying its an argument! its satire!

ur not too bright are you

[LilithMaura]

It's called an analogy, Demos, look it up.

[Nine89]

What is the point in believing on some deity who could damn me to hell? I rather believe in something that so far has been doing a great job at cleaning by clothes and that the worst they can do is punish me by either loosing some of it or ruining it. And besides the times this has happened I'd deserved... one way or another.

[philthy122]

i have my doubts about the existance of magical laundary gnomes, however their existance would explain why my left sock always go missing in the wash.

[utoad9]

Wait a minute... I always get an extra left sock! WTF?

[rjswolfman]

I define the magical laundry gnomes as existing, threfore the magical laundry gnomes exist!!!!

[PluralOfEverything]

Laundry gnome atheists will go to hell, and then they'll believe, but it'll be too late.

[BluntMethuselah]

Prove it.

See that? You just got owned.

[PluralOfEverything]

Prove it isn't true.

You just got counter-owned.

[Inzaja]

f-f-f-f-f-FIVE STARZ

[Gaawachan]

I believe in Detergent Theory! I have faith!!!!!

[GaleAnders]

'the gray filter leaves a bad taste i my mouth!'

HA! Luv Ya, QD

[salt2714]

hey, aren't you that guy that played Superman?

[KriimIanga]

1) Steal laundry

2) ????

3) PROFIT

[philthy122]

South Park ftw

[TheFlST]

I'm totally favoriting the bananaman pic!

[fuerve]

Zeus owes you too? That sonofabitch ditched out and stuck me with his bar tab in Crete and I've been praying to Apollo to whoop his ass ever since.

[ravenslaves]

Hitler didn't believe in Laundry Gnomes. Neither did Stalin or Pol Pot, and just look at what they did. Not believing in Laundry Gnomes led to the decline of civilization...and gay marriage.

Repent now, and maybe they won't turn your whites, pink again (ironic).

[LilithMaura]

But....the laundry gnomes love to turn whites pink.....and because of that I KNOW they are for gay marriage. You, Ravenslaves, are a blasphemer!

[ravenslaves]

Dammit!.....oops...sorry...

Our Magical Laundry Gnomes

Who art in...heaven(?)

Holloween be thy name....

Etc...etc...etc...

[matcotech]

Well, I still believe in laundry gnomes. My faith will not be shaken. Besides, It makes me happy.

[crabbybastard1]

Zeus got you too? That bastard got me for 40 bucks!

[ndoki9]

Jesus was a Magical Laundry Gnome...

[ApemanD]

Everyone knows laundry gnomes don't exist and that it's the washing machines and dryers that feed on the odd sock. :D

[startreking2007]

I know they are real because yesterday I just saw one of those f***ers run back in to the drier with one of my socks.

[dangerouslytalented]

Nobody loses PAIRS of socks, people only lose ONE sock.

[MrsTillyBattersby]

I have a magical laundry gnome that keeps stealing one sock from each pair in the washing machine. I think he likes odd socks. :)

[coladict]

Those nasty laundry gnomes keep steeling my socks!

[1Weemaryanne]

Really? They STEAL mine. I'm kinda jealous of you with your steel socks. That must be a considerable advantage in certain team sports, no?

And I bet just walking in them does wonders for your calves and thighs.

;-)

[coladict]

Aw, cut me some slack on the typo. I'm not native to English ;-]

[ndoki9]

Then you must be a sinner...

[frankiep1222]

good one kook

[Katharsis540]

i want a gnome

[dwbm85]

It's kinda funny that people accuse atheists of being angry at God, since you have to acknowledge God's existence (something that atheists don't do in the first place) in order to be angry at him.

[venomfangEND]

Hey, that sonofabitch Zeus owes ME money too. We should hire a hitman.

[LordOberoth]

you can't disprove detergent theory, it's rock solid

[BiodegradeableMan]

When I found Zeus had been unfaithful to me it was like a bolt out of the blue.

[OneClownShoe]

I fav'ed your pic on dA. :) Funny stuff, little brother!!!

[htoontube]

There are, too, underwear stealing gnomes in South Park! Just ask Tweek.

[spaceman300]

The Gnome's kill my NDS last week,

They put it in the washer

[EvilBproductions]

I wondered why i couln't get the stains outta my undercrackers

[richieblackhearted]

This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Ray Comfort. A con merchant who leads an amazing double-life. For when Ray eats a Banana, an amazing transformation occurs. RAY IS BANANAMAN! EVER ALERT TO CASH IN ON 2000 YEAR OLD MYTHOLOGY!

[kirke420]

Is it just me, or did Zeus look disturbingly similar to OminousVoice?

[sem1conscious]

Dude.. I heard Zues has a gambling problem..

[Rokuns]

Oh btw, to help disprove banana man. The Jamaican Jean Francois Poujot in 1836 was when he first discovered the yellow dessert banana that came from hundreds of years of cultivation from the red/green plantain and the wild banana that contains inedible piths. Banana man loves to use this one in his movies as proof of a god, this is a clean way to slap him back into the bronze age with his book of desert scribblings.

[gotilk]

Zeus borrowed my DVD of Armageddon and didn't return it. It's been like a year. It's a stupid movie, but that's not the point.

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

I dated Zues's daughter. Slut.

[seanThree16]

Zeus is a cokehead. That money you lent him went right up his nose.

[Atheistprimate]

Zeus is such a deadbeat

[xmacd]

Socks are never lost in pairs in the laundry. The gnomes always take just one those little whelps!

[welshsceptic]

What the fuck is wrong with you. Lending money to Zeus, everone knows that sponger never pays anyone back, Now Odin on the other hand that guy never backs out on debt.

[TwilightAronXD]

There are people not accepting the Magical Laundry Gnome?! They must hate the Gnomes!!!

Good video Q =P

[snarf66]

To the Laundry Gnome Denialists: You must be Bold in your beliefs. Don't Bounce away from their love for you. If you love them, then the Tide will turn, and you will feel the Snuggles of every piece of clothing you own. You must accept the Laundry Gnomes into your heart, or you will descend down the laundry chute of Hell and live with eternal static cling!

[Rationalific]

@snarf66: Hilarious comment! And if you do believe, you will Gain eternal life!

By the way, "Detergent Theory" has so many gaps in it, I don't know where to begin!

[snarf66]

I agree.  And don't forget about another ridiculous theory, "The Big Bleach Theory." Brightness can't come from nothing!

[BiodegradeableMan]

'Brightness can't come from nothing' how true it usually takes a good education.

[philhellenes]

I learned LONG ago to not lend Zeus a dime!

[1n354a]

I never lose a pair of socks....I only ever lose one. laundry gnomes don't like matching socks so they always take just one of each KIND.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

I have a magical laundry gnome in my pants!!!

[achtungcircus]

Lucky you.

[AuntieDiluvian]

Washing machines are irreducably complex!

[wezzery]

you rule

[Nightmare060]

"I am angry and no god....except for Zues, 'cause he owes me money".

XD Epic! I love how your delivery is always simple, clear to the point but also clever and often humerouse at the same time. And I must say, your flow is speach has actualy improved since your early vids (although this may be just me).

Keep up the good work :).

[MINGO4445]

Good video Q.

[vibrant151]

Repent poly-gnomest !! There is only one true, ever knowing laundry Gnome!

[DraconianDebate]

Love the video qdragon!

[jjmblue7]

Damn those magical laundry gnomes stealing just one sock! They're in cahoots with the underpants gnomes, I tells ya!

[askegg]

I know the magical laundry gnomes exist - I trod on one. You never get those stains out.

[phenixwryter]

Ah-so it was the Laundry Gnomes!

They played a trick on us once and put someone's whitie tighties in our laundry. I kept putting them on the dryer for someone to pick up-but no one did. I finally held them up before supper and demanded someone take their undies. All the guys said they weren't theirs'.

Turns out they once belonged to the dead husb of my bro in law's new wife. Egad.

I was very happy to toss them in the trash. Txs for letting me know who played that joke on us!

[ThetaOmega]

Silly, misguided detergentists... don't they realise that the "detergent" or "powder" you put into your washing machine is just a gift offering to the gnomes?

[Singebuggercat]

HA! XD

[lez85]

What should I sacrifice to the gnomes to not lose socks anymore?

[coladict]

You should "Ask That Guy" With The Glasses. He might have an answer :)

[macnutz]

I AM pissed at the damned laundry gnomes and I refuse to believe in them until I get my dang socks back. I'm sick of wearing miss matches.

It's hard for some believers to understand that an atheist doesn't blame or credit any god for either the good or the not so good parts of existence.

But them ugly freakin' laundry gnomes are a different deal all together. :)

[xcspro]

But the wearing of miss matched socks is another form of praising the holy laundry gnomes. Didn't you know that?

My my what have you learned in saturday washing school.

And also it doesn't matter if you belive in the laundry gnomes they believe in you anyway.

[bigjared420]

Laundry Gnomes.  BWAHAHAHA!

[TimCubUAkbar]

5 stars for having the financial security to loan money to the father of the Goddess of Wisdom and the God of War!

Meanwhile, I have a shrine to the Magical Laundry Gnomes in my garage, but I make sure to make regular visits to their Temple down the road.

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

Laundry Gnomes do NOT steal socks you young heathen! Squirrels steal them and use them as sleeping bags!. Laundry Gnomes are LOVE!

[fyphfoko]

actually, the amount of times i've put my favouate cloths through a boil wash for no reason over and over with no ill effect whatsoever, the times i've been convinced that i've ruined something with a stain only to have it revived with a simple wash and the amount of times somethings bled into other items of clothing making them more desirable, unique and assuring that everything matches now

i must have done something to please these gnomes ^^

steal underwear - ? - profit

[TheLazy0ne]

The Detergent Theory..rofl.... i always knew it was the gnomes...

[Link10893]

I actually really like that little metaphor.

[Silkspine]

Zeus owes you money? No kidding! He owes me money too!! We should all pay him a surprise visit together sometime.

[rozeboosje]

[sob] I give in. I have been angry at the magical laundry gnomes all my life. I admit it. Oh laundry gnomes, forgive me. I know I am not worthy of having my clothes washed [sob] but by the grace of their detergent goodness they will be so if I only surrender my sanity. Oh [sniff] it's BEAUTIFUL.

[DeletedDelusion]

Great video.

[smashbeans]

hail to you qdragon

[fartwimp]

So you loaned money to Zues just before everyone stopped beleving in him too?

It was mighty convenient of him too ditch town after racking up bills.

[thisis3d]

everyone knows an inherent property of socks is that they vaporizes in the laundry cycle

[a300pilotster]

don't ever loan zeus cash.  he will beat you everytime.

[Sarahon06]

Magic gnomes?

I'd buy that for a dollar.

[Jugglingbuffoon]

I have been giving offerings of $1.00 to the laundry gnomes every week for years. And they still shrink my clothes. I am angry at the gnomes. We had an agreement and they failed to deliver.

[dieyou2000]

The laundry gnomes must die!!!

[NotJames1]

Damn those magical laundry gnomes

[antaresrichard]

For my laundry I still pray to that white knight whose might even The Doors "Touch Me" paid homage!

;-)

[kelliko70]

That was beautiful.

The Magical Laundry Gnomes only steal one of my socks, from pairs. The bastards.

[yorkandpomona]

damn the Magical Laundry Gnomes they do the same to me!

[nekedemus]

That's how you spot them. They always have two different socks on.

[TishaUSA]

Zeus can never pay up that Basterd

[onlywhenprovoked]

how dare you blaspheme the holy magical laundry gnomes by comparing them to fictional characters like "god"

[CultKiLLa]

quick, re-upload with a pan-up effect on banana man... It'll be way funnier!

[yookayman]

Sorry Q Dragon I'm just not going to believe in the existence of magical laundry gnomes without proof. Have they, for example, written a book?

[saintpine]

OH come on, like every religious text, we need to go threw a phase of a few hundred years of word of mouth before anything should be written down, how do you expect the story to sound mysteriously and ridiculous enough without hundreds of thousands of manipulations.

[ashman165]

Are these related to the traveling gnome from that commercial? You know, the one who protects people's luggage in airports.

[ndvuncle]

And I don't blame a god for slowly stealing my eyesight. I blame my diabetic retinopathy. I also praise my ophthalmologist for greatly slowing the process of going blind. I also praise the laundry gnome for saving me from that horrible static cling. He makes my jammies smell all fresh and spiffy like a teddy bear on a spring morning or something.

[AbdultheImpailler]

That dam Zeus!!!

He's always "forgetting" to pay people the money he owes them, Bitch slap him good Q!!!

I like the magical laundry knomes...they make my clothes smell spring time fresh :-)

[xcspro]

oh you have been blessed by them. I'm unwhorty to even look upon your miss matched socks.

[BallzDeep4Jeebus]

I am way pissed at the laundry gnomes, those fuckers just tore the collar of my brand new atama kimono - yeah the easy excuse would be to blame my shitty washing machine, but deep down I know better.

[ShinigamiAnnie]

Another fantastic video Q dragon, lovelylovely metaphor!

The metaphor was wonderfully well crafted, possibly the best i'v ever seen on youtube!

[BELACSAMOHT]

Long Live Magical Laundry Gnomes!

[letsrock0303]

Christians trying to say you are angry with god is just another futile attempt to prop up their own religion. Screw them. With bollocks the size of your Qdragon, you don't need their shit. The audacity astounds me sometimes

[allmightydouche]

ah Banana Man....it was a tv cartoon in the 80s, great theme tune/intro, everyone check it out!