Episode 16: Robots Most Likely To Rise Up Against Humanity

[BadAssMutha006]

4:04 Wait! Is that...Krauser's knife?

[antlobster]

Is it normal if my laptop became self-aware after watching this?

[panictaindfobrox]

4:22- 4:32 ^^

[cachoyo89]

LOL!!!

[2TJW]

*robots are rising against humanity* Swaim: HAHAHA, beat us now, humans! we have small spider thingys capable of dragging small children! Military commander: mmkay. get the cluster bomb.

[HarlequinIchthyosis]

next time you see a penis, it may just be a robot

[sonyslilhelper]

Robots? Pathetic!!! You and the puny earthlings will wear each other out, and when you are both at your weakest, we, the mutant nuclear squid communists will take over all the lands, crushing you in our tentacles fists!!!

[tarded55]

5:14 always seems to crack me up for some reason

[CrzyEX]

this channel need more views...



[Wutwut1n1]

don't like this anymore

[wassuppeeps]

Some transforming robot... cant think of a good example.

[Glexande]

4:30 may be the most fantastic thing ever seen.

[JonnoXD]

I WISH THEY MADE MORE! =D

[Zerodis]

It responds to challenges by humping them...

I know a few people who could relate.

[katheryncobalt]

Big Dog terrifies me.

[MerchantOfMenace1]

R.I.P.

Clippy

Didn't have a body

1958-That time the robots got mad... and I mean MAD!

[missimerica18]

you sir are one hilarious presenter. <3

also- brilliant compilation :D

[purplecat747]

6 dislikes, 6 humans. W-ha-ha-ha!

[juffan]

This is the best SWAIM episode

[emanthedragonchamp]

Big Dog looks exactly like those hunters in Half Life 2 Episode 2

[glassneko]

Robot chair... I dunno, break or something, you're retarded. *chair breaks* Alright, good, fine, you're in.

[ThePugsaregreat]

omg that was the best episode ever!!!

[alkalinecuban]

Im not used michael expressing such emotion

[eurobass]

it's like a cat, mixed with a micro cat, mixed with a sticky micro cat.

[lightthiscity11]

OH SHITTT that is HUGE. hahaha

[Stethacanthus]

Now for some pictures of fruit and Neutralizicream place survivors.

[SarcasmxAWayofLife]

Neutralizicecreamplace. That's where I hang every weekend.

[muzic5430]

best 6 minutes of my life. I even stayed 5 seconds after the clip to stop laughing

[jek21]

Congratulations, Swaim, you're the only person on Earth that listens to The Faint.

[Vinny0151]

I've seen that giant robot spider up close and it really is fucking huge

[Rjruzicka]

How do I make myself a robot for the rising?

[101Snaz]

Oohh, ice-cream.

[ekf501]

'myself excluded' and then that epic music to you clutching the tray XD lmao I laughed so hard!

[normandale1987]

I want a sticky microcat...

[TheGameGuru1000]

4:05 was a picture of a $400 knife... Swaim isn't kidding around. Only the best for the robot army.

[AdudenamedKemp]

3:34 Episode 14 reference

[Kowzorz]

PARANOIA!!!!

[ScythePuppet]

Goddamn! Giant robot spider is scary and awesome at the same time.

[buttersownsuall]

if I was that chick being pulled by the robots, I would be cracking up.

[lifeinsepia]

I LOVE YOU SWAIM

[stupidtrooper501]

fucking robots are awesome

[oogaboogacaveman]

neutraliz-ice cream!

[biggieboy2510]

Just look at the terror on her fleshy face!

O.o

[Aurumhunter]

robotic cyber arm...CHOKE A BITCH!!

robot chair...idk break or something, you're retarded

i loled so hard

[otaku4225]

yay racist robot

[D1G17ALPH33R]

I for one, Welcome our new robot overlord.

[spicmanz]

hahhaha first robot capable of racism

[Pathular]

@SpecterM91

I was thinking it was a bit more like the Hunter from Half-Life 2: Episode 2. Strap a flechette gun on that bitch and we're good to go.

[chewthetrain]

end song, anyone?

[andybpiano]

Swaim, don't wear moire patterned clothing when filming.

[SpecterM91]

That Big Dog is a fucking Metal Gear. Strap a rail gun on that bitch and we're good to go.

[111darkfox111]

People just need to stop mentioning religion in the comments and watch the video

[ninjasore]

Melchesidic was a pre messiah christ, he's immortal to, how the hell do I know this and I'm fifteen?

[Theowest]

I didn't know that.. And I'm Christian..

[SSXtrikE]

Form of twitching thing!

[TRIQUETRA24]

oh my god theyre actually doing it! GO SWARMBOTS GO!

[thegreatmnm]

LOL. Period.

[punisher433]

careful the car with the mind of its own dnt go HAL on you

[TheEddieJo]

Love when they cut to him holding a tray

[dabigdawgggggggggggy]

did he say big dawg?

[HoganQuake]

yeah, you know, i think they already passed on big dawg because it was easily cut through with bullets

[Lagartoman7]

Say HAI to the giant robot spider!!!!

[skilledrussiankid]

LMAO This is so funny!

[TheQwerty0]

It's like a cat, mixed with a microcat, mixed with a sticky microcat!

[ninjanonymous]

As a human I enjoy ice cream and other food by products. Please tell me where I can procure and assimilate with my mouth hole such goods in large numbers with other humans.

[Pr0j3c7tM4yh3m]

whats the song at the end, starting at 5:48?

[porkbeast3000]

big dog is fuckin weird man

[FreakyDeakyMia]

Imagine like..... 20 of those big dogs. Chasing you through the woods. Alone.

....Shit.

[xxRazorJadexx]

@FreakyDeakyMia

Jesus... Even one of those things gives me the heebie jeebies. It's the cloth around the legs... It wouldn't be creepy if I could see how the legs work...

But 20... Damn. I'd die.

[soulhunter4444]

Anyone who is upset that they can't watch the latest video just head over to Cracked to watch it.

[mitchewawa2]

What's the song called at 4:29?

[invasionfilms]

i think its O Fortuna by Carmin Bruana... or something

[HoganQuake]

no thats when hes holding the pan

[dasstu]

Great, someone gripped my tray all outta shape, steered around cardboard boxes in an empty parking lot'd my brother to death, and to top it all off, my penis is twisting into funny shapes.

I need some comfort... I'm going to my local ice cream place.

[republicausp]

OK two LOL moments:

0:36 "You're the malfunction!"

4:27 (holding tray in a dramatic fashion)

And Asimo falling down the stairs (twice!) also made me laugh.

[jimmydadean]

Song at the end?

[YNot1989]

"Sweet Miada Poon Tang"

[SepticProductions]

its too bad your latest video got taken down, i didnt get the chance to see it :( anyways keep up the good work, ur vids are fucking awesome

[Sephiel263]

It's still on their homepage you can watch it there.

[sedwaykid]

robotic arm--choke a bitch!

[efsq]

great

[mrice1982]

These vids make my day!

[redac13]

I just noticed...you have a piercing on your tongue. And youre funny as hell. Or your writers are. unless you don't have any.

[captainbloodycranky]

Yeah, that was the giant spider they built in Liverpool for Capital of Culture or something. But Swaim, it was powered by puny humans! Which means we have the giant spider, and you robots have that crappy thing that's racist against chairs.

Victory shall be ours!!

[Icneumone7]

Oh shit you are hilarious...and sarcastic...but please end your career before it starts and bear my first two sons?

[CyndiNoName]

LMFAO

I'm pretty much gunna have to fight you to the death on this one : P

[thingymuwatsit]

this is his best 1

[L0RDsDunamis]

LMAO put some skin on and your ready to blend in

"be warned humans next time u see your penis i may just be a robot"

[d4yogurt]

mmmmmm.....neutralice cream :D

[Bzeager]

1:41 "And it respond to challenges.. by humping them." I lold.

[0oKeikoo0]

"Next time you see your penis, it just may be a robot."

Fucking lol.

[redac13]

Clippy FTW

[Aabicus]

that was that liverpool spider right?

[5amGordon]

That was great!

[hectorste1]

hahahaha OHH SHIT THAT IS BIG !!! thats what she said !!! AND THE BAND FAINT AT THE END WAS THE CHERRY ON THE TOP :)

[Dreth363]

"Stronger than y---OOH .... shit"

That made my night.

[drumguy2007]

man I love this guy hes definitely

S. omeone

W. ith

A. n

I. rresistible

M. aculinity

and hes funny as shit to

[hipser]

This is probably the best one

[ElliotFriend]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

awesome!

[ps2gether]

pleeeease tell where that last robot is from!!

[PrinceVice]

haha play you out of existence :P

[AtomicSpike]

Big Dog is creepy. Looks like something Solid Snake needs to blow the fuck up.

[radioactivegamer]

What about burton?! Huh!? HUH!? Come on, any Spoony fans out there?

[ZomgL33tZors]

MOAR SWAIM!!!!!!!!!

[DrummerBoyMatt528]

the fuck?

[cekylir]

what the fuck is your problem? why shouldn't they use their song?

[ThoseArentMuskets]

I bathe every night in the money I made by maliciously stealing that song from the Faint, who I clearly despise.

[TsShakezoola]

LOL.

[CrownedWithLaurels]

@ThoseArentMuskets Oooh, kinky...

[ineedalifeLTD]

how the hell did he steal it ?So every time you play a song your stealing it yeh.

[drknmunky]

hahaha " fuckin hologram"

[GrayEyesWorld]

50th!

[Theowest]

30th

[frozensage]

hmm?