Oh Long Johnson... - talking cat

[TheAregna]

i wish to see this cat

[SuperMiro73]

cat just hates a new cat sorry

[Mossears133]

To everybody that says "this is animal cruelty, that cat is in serious pain" that is incorrect. This video is cropped from the original one, which clearly shows another cat. This cat is trying to either defend itself from that cat, or chase it away. This isn't animal cruelty

[linkendog]

The cat said, "Oh long Johnson," and the legend was complete.

[ouyvg253]

sir your cat is posessed

[YankeeSparrow]

This cat scares the shit out of me

[uasuka]

A Johnson is another name for a penis... Long penis.

[TheFirstClassedFreak]

whyyyyyyyy i eyes ya

[fluweel2]

This is the sound of a cat in serious pain.... I think this is horrifying

[KnowledgeAddicted]

@fluweel2 if you watch full version of this vid u will see that its a cat that see another cat and its trying to scare it off. Honestly, does people have nothing better to do nowadays then paranoid invigilate funny cats videos for the slightest signs of animal abuse? fo fucks sake man!! GET A LIFE!!

[TheFadeDesigns]

Thats how a drunk Scottish talk

[talkingaboutrandom01]

who is johnson?

[chubby1357]

how did you get the cat to do that

[WordSpy]

Basically what the cat is trying to say is:

Gimme some tuna

[Xxxjfkxxx01]

This never gets old! Lol

[opal645]

so cute i love it

[MountainGoatTipTail]

AHAHA! Never gets old ^-^

[mrsogoras]

I never get thumps up ;(

[karoliox771]

@mrsogoras I only gave it to you becouse i know how it feels.

[ppeach404]

@mrsogoras I'll give you thumbs up, just because I'm nice.

[elvisgirl8]

I LOVE THIS CAT!!!!!!



[Boo196]

side splittingly funny the tears were rolling down my face and my sides were hurting lol funny stuff.

[lllGreenx]

hahahaha!!



[randomXP1]

I love this video the cats properly trained

[flabadash123456789]

Omg

[DJKID777]

this is fake someone talking for him 

[dcr474]

@DJKID777 I doubt it. I've had cats all my life and it's very common to hear sounds similar to this when a cat throw-down is about to happen.

[AlexEllegaard]

When i playing this video my cat gets crazy

[layah11890]

LMfao!!!

[CarlitosDessay]

my cat says only meow

[theghostofmrcow1985]

Is a talking dog.

[Jessicameh1]

ROFL

[theghostofmrcow1985]

The talking dog is crazy.

[TheMtotheE]

@6flakes If you actually see the whole clip, you can see that the cat is just growling at another cat. No abuse involved.

[GermanGrandTheft]

What it's trying to tell us?

[corkyknapp123]

Freakin hilarious

[6flakes]

This cat has obviously been mistreated. You should take this video down before I report this to an animal protection agency.

[lemonatorful]

@6flakes this probably isnt her cat because this is a very well known video and the cat probably hasn't been mistreated.

[Brathogat]

@6flakes Where have you been? This video is older than Santa Clauses testicles; therefore, this particular uploader is most likely not the original owner. For the record, TheMotheE is correct; no abuse involved. I just wanted to join the conversation though so I simply repeated what has already been clearly stated. "NIB HIGH FOOTBALL RULEZ!"

[marshallmathers360]

o.O

[Theelizabethhammond]

omg thats so halarious roflmao

[TomasAnimes]

its not my god its my dog

[ellietweetsalot]

Cat:

O my dog

O long John

O long Johnson

O don piano

Y my eyes up

All the live long day!! :-)

[flamejd24]

Funniest! Thing! EVER! :):)

[tejeda1228]

Better than mishka or whatever that thing is

[dragongril125]

Lol

[Draculaura210]

That's how I am when I wake up.

[Stelchiki]

He is cute big cat ;D

[joyzaolloki]

so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahaha

[CrazyGurlie137]

This is hilarious!

[Yoyoji253]

I almost woke up my mom i was laffing so hard XD

[BarbwireChains]

I watched this last night with my dad. And I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

[Evolution29er]

I've watched this so many times and it gets funnier each time! :D

[JohnsonJimmy1998]

WTF its my name !!

[altagato]

it's not not long johnson it's OH DON JOHNSON!

(isn't that what all the pussies say?)

[badprincess1995]

Rolf XD

[andatgar]

speaks with chinese accent

[spongehenify]

Did he say oh my god at 0:01

[GuinnevereB]

The first time my late sister and I saw this, we were on the floor laughing, until our ribs ached. I love this clip! Thanks for posting it.

[FortuneLine1080]

And that, kids, is why you shouldn't do drugs:-)

[GlavinBoy1996]

That never gets old!😄

[kilefile]

i used to talk perfectly, then i took an arrow on the knee

[STATHISBSG]

@kilefile i used to throw arrows in the knees, until i took an potato with razors in the face

[gigiR25]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gigiR25]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo funny

[SWAGerific1904]

Ahahah I want that cat

[171prettyprincess]

interesting cat you've got there

[bored10111]

Well cats do have over 100 vocal chords

[pescecan8]

I have TEARS falling down my eyes XDXD

[lexyylockdownn]

I love this cat :))

[marios936]

very funny

[SHNGHN]

Sounds like he said Ohh NO NO ZOMBIEES!!

[musicmegrose]

Oh my god, gets me everytime!?!?!

[xYoriex]

Cool voice ;O

[dkupke]

I take this as a sure sign that the apocalypse is upon us

[LiliRAWr07]

Trolololololol

[chief336]

its the cat national anthem!!!

[Commandok1l]

this cat has obviously come under control by draco reptilians and sending some sort of message to the greys working in that area

[yasThebest95]

why i eyes ya !! X''D HAHAHAHA

[TheTylaHill]

literally cry at this

[AimeeCullenLockie]

I love this:')

[nemesisgenius]

Corazon, the cat is saying. she's learning Spanish and speaking it well. Corazon means heart.

[redsharpie1000]

indian cat!

[ryanofgod]

ROFLMFAO!

[Mossears133]

@gcarofine11 off screen there's another cat, that's why this ones "talking" it hasn't been abused or tortured

[KimIsMissing]

"oh long pen" idk about piano XD but hear pen

[LaurenAlexandra711]

@KimIsMissing it kind of pauses before saying the rest of the word lol when ppl laugh louder is when you can hear 'no' lol

[czf21]

Lol

[iloveLKN]

omg if i had a cat like this ,i wudnt have to crack jokes lol mad funny

[CoastersNSich]

The cat reminds me of Joe Paterno.

And I've thought that way ever since seeing this video- LONG before the Sandusky sex scandal at Penn State.

[OleM1ss]

asian cat , i can tell by his accent

[LittleBerryify]

@OleM1ss YEah right.... -and I'm cleopatra

[Cute10113468]

why i eyes ya WHY!!!!!!!! LMFAO i love this cat soooooooooo CUTE!!!!

[MattDaddy365]

all i can say is that he is mad

[yaxcucumo]

Divertido

смешной

funny

[072ellen]

i cant belive it this cat can talk!

[karpiciusugnius]

why this cat sings a story about don and johnson

[TheBigDauug]

0:11 .. AAAWW<333



[gcarofine11]

this cat was abused and most likely tortured by some jerk in order to say this

[TheXGhostXKid]

@gcarofine11 I'm pretty sure it's growling/yelling at another cat, actually..

[charliegrs]

@gcarofine11 No actually in the full video you see another cat a few feet away that is making this black cat pretty mad. You know how cats are, they either get along or want to kill each other.

[5600justin]

Why I eye yaaaaaaaaa

[Rockstar25891]

The cat is adorable and I LOVE when he says 'Why I eyes ya'

[opaz79]

sounds like chinese

[LittleSukaira]

233 people have short Johnsons'.

..and boring cats.

[alecdepalect]

@LittleSukaira no 237

[Thegiaxio]

this is what i think it sounds like

oh my god

oh long johnny

oh long johnson

hold on piano

why my eyes hurt

all the long long days

[TRUTHLIGHTANDLOVE]

@Thegiaxio yes that sounds more true..lol

[GeorgeWells13]

@Thegiaxio :

Ohoy dog.

Oh long jown

oh long johsn

hol on käää

why I eyes ah

[ShinyDarkUmbreon]

LMFAO

[SeanLim117]

so we always say omg so the cat say omd meaning OH MY DOG

[JFOxfeld]

The most articulate cat I ever heard.

[blackdragonthebad]

Ooh lol lol...

[LongDieseldog]

Sounds like Mike Tyson.

[shadowgun22]

That cat misses his long johnson.

[animegal2145]

That cat is sooooooooooo on edge! Haha! I am crying!

[Xsingersdarkpassion1]

this looks like my cat! except my cats face is half white

[HaohmaruHL]

you, your friend, and your long johnson

[shadowgun22]

he must have just been neutered

[ShellRageVG]

Ohlawnjawnsin...

[synsei1]

Is this video available somewhere without these stupid prercorded laughters plz ?

[kookiecrunch1]

@synsei1 i dont know.... i dont think there is one...this video is from a tv show called youve been framed..the only way you would be able to get this video without the laughing is if the person who filmed this video uploaded this to youtube themself....

[hhhkevin]

beleive it or not this cat is talking about his political views

[colourdeyes]

And thus the prophecy for 2012 battle of longcat and tacgnol will start and destroy the world.

[Sunsetmoon3000]

ok ummm i heard of DOGS talking but CATS?!?

[19Vexthehedgehog91]

Oh my dog!! Oh long johnson!! Oh don piaaaaaaaaaaaaano !

[MissGleek1231]

its like the new language for cats... the johnson language!

[miamilot]

Japan Cat Trying to sing a hip 70s song

[Thegiaxio]

 it sounds more like oh my god and oh long johnny for the first two

[tiavampire4u]

doyou really think the cat is actually saying all that....?i doubt that..!

[EdsCollegeLife]

THE PROPHECY OF 2012

[TheAtibachu]

don't you know those sounds are made from cats when they are afraid? Even his ears are in scary position! ... It's cruel

[FuckedUpFerret]

@TheAtibachu not really - its the noise and poise they make when attempting to intimidate another cat. if you've seen the full video there's another cat across the room who long johnson is tired of eyeing all the live long day - hardly cruel.

[AlejandroTecman]

@TheAtibachu the rest of the video shows another cat (younger i think) so is more like he dont like another cat in his house, is not cruel, is they way they behabe

[MobsceneSlipknot]

i think this cat's trying to do a madlib

[LorenciaDark]

why i hear oh long Dolton ? lol

[manuman56]

you do know a johnson is a synonim for Dick

[MYxxLxxCHIBI]

It's like one of those Gypsies speaking into their crystal ball.

[LeoNie1535]

OMG so CUTE and FUNY ♥ XDDDDDD

of German:

Boa XD Echt Hammer 'LF XDDDDD

[UhOhRetardAlert]

that cat saw me naked D:

[SuperGallardo2010]

Fucking fake

[back2backstudios]

XD LOL WTF DID U GIVE IT FOR DINNER

[Hitmankaa]

Use a LONG JOHNSON Luke

[RavenMaster1313]

'Why I eyes yeah' should be 'why i oughtta' instead...

[roman949]

227 People dont have a long Johnson :D

[shadowgun22]

@roman949 231 people can afford a cat

[pie491]

omg i just realized, THAT'S FROM AFV :D

[KittiesTee]

Sounds like Popeye.

[Anne123x]

Oh Don Piano kkkkkkkkkk Muito bom kkkkkkkk

[TalonMercenary]

omg WTF HAHAHA

[hhhkevin]

anyone feel like this cat is trying to do a mad gab

[Guage425]

that looks EXACTLY like my cat that ran away a few months ago

[themightymaxxion]

@Guage425 Sucks that this was post in '06 huh?

[Guage425]

@themightymaxxion yeah...

[ToadWonglers]

cat is pissed

[KennethIverHansen]

this cat has become a legend...in some way

[Gabbbbriella]

hhhaha

[MobsceneSlipknot]

i thik the cats trying to do a mad gab

[gothbunny2016]

cute!

[Msefrommarz]

this cat and the "nono" cat should meet irl

[foolpr00f]

who the f*ck is "Don Piano"? kind of intriguing me hahaha.

[retardofthe21century]

WHAT SORT OF SORCERY IIS THIS??!!!

[therrguard]

Long Johnson = dick XD

[cool4571]

three letters... LOL!!!

[Hannaheve98]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rhall1969]

No sweeter words were ever spoken.

[xPpyong]

This cat reminds me of Sylvester (You know, From Looney Toons) :3

[kinkyrebel]

the cat is shocked to have accidentally watched porn on tv!