The Douchiest Phone Message In History

[skyhawk823]

I wouldn't say "douchie" more like creepy.

[hikaruhatake1]

...What a fucking tool

[backroadjunkie]

although the last 30 seconds makes perfect sense. if you ever find out a woman is on medication for anxiety or depression run like hell!!!

[evilaj2010]

@backroadjunkie You sir are a one selfish asshole.

[backroadjunkie]

this is not a real message. what a waste of 4 minutes.

[PinkShadowFang00]

wow I think that guy should take an ego check, Guy sounds like a total catch...LOL more like a lost cause

[lcswbill]

What a DICKHEAD

[jestercrush]

no sound?

[SeminarioMAE]

Sounds like average Obama voter.

[oAirehko]

This guy makes Charles Manson look like a noob.

[badxkitty]

This guy is from Michigan and the woman emailed these messages to 89x radio :)

[liennto]

TAME THE PUSSY! RESPECT THE COCK!

[TrsDevil]

This is guy's fuckin great!! What a fuckin fag

[MissLoveSoup]

911 !

[MrBij010]

LOL at all u haters...this is absolutly hilarious

[Helena74]

"maybe you were abused in childhood"...What in hell the fuck???!

[coco8519]

too bad its fake! too good to be true!

[OwlHour]

i thought the phone message was what kirby was holding and i was like "how does this have 20,000 views"

[Danieeeification]

WHAT A FREAK

[BriggsyGooner]

What a cock

[Hernthemunter]

'I'm a complete catch.'

He's a complete something.

[Quontomleeeep]

'Some horrible thing in your life that's preventing you from returning my call "

You mean like your first phone message Dimitri ?

Geez! A mystery, I can't for the life of me understand why Olga didn't phone him back ? It's so obvious from his messages that there's nothing wrong with Dimitri, in his own words he sounds like 'quite the catch'.

If this isn't fake it's scary to think that Dimitri is out there somewhere thinking that there's nothing wrong with him. Fatal attraction comes to mind !

[PaulineVanStanley]

This is unparalleled douchbaggery at it's finest

[nannoninn]

Here's how it's going to work: I'll bargain with you until you realize that there are many things wrong with me, and then I'll give your mother cancer.

[Corkoth55]

"*sigh* I dunno.... maybe you were abused as a child"

BAHAHAHH~!!!!

[debaterose]

lol crazy much???? does he thinks that works? I dont play games....wawawawwa pleaseeeeeeeee call me waaaaa waaaa. Poor Olga, did you get scared?

[juniortore1]

hehehe, I called one of my friends with *67 and then played this after the message tone.

[graymatterblues]

He's one of the few men in the city with nothing wrong with him? HA ha ha. So he is obviously a comedian too! What a dillhole.

[Blondefreak25]

Weird-ass.



[TheSoulless]

Looks like Dmitri came by and hit Dislike.

[jpoonguitar]

i apologize on behalf of all torontonians for this person.

[mrfredkg]

I can only imagine who "disliked" this. Probably Dimitri

[ChronosRaikou]

I think HE needs to be on some medication......

[TheMisslisaof3]

wow

[dreamers2ufo]

I'm a guy and I think this guy is an ASSHOLE , and to top it all I'm Greek too , I hope you ladies out there don't stereo type us Greek Men just because of this Idiot .. I wish I knew who this loser is so that I can put him straight, I personally think that he has a Personality Disorder .... Eisai Megalos Malakas to leave such a con-sided message !!!

[MrUnderpants]

416 is a Toronto area code

[WhatsUp20201]

The only thing that is wrong with you is your a complete douche

[Desacrafire]

what a fagmo!

[LegoBen]

UG FTW.

[lamboxXxgokudera3]

:I this guy is...... idk his brain is a clusterfuck 

[WhatsUp20201]

She's just not that into you

[skrinkle2000]

Here's a hint guys: calling women 'passive agressive' and other names to get a reaction out of them, even if the reactuion is ' oh no, Im sorry I wasn't being passive agressive' IS passive agressive.

Insulting someone while still hoping to hide the insult is passive agression.

Agression is the opperative word, it means intending harm.

Missing signals or not responding in a way that benefits you personally is just human interaction.

[Kurairu]

...Wow.

[crazyelite00]

wtf wwat the fuk you treat the women with respect douche i break your ribs you want that is not like she your friend or something

[ffdtr]

thumbs up if this sounds like a line from a serial killer movie

[666meee666]

Dude. wow. Haha

[PCMechanic]

He's gotta be a Canadian with that 416 (Toronto) area code.

[Oicherealtai]

Fool!! You need ta be bitch-slapped by yo pimp, ho!!

*fails at talking gangsta lol

[PsychLion]

working on a movie script. oh boy lol

[bmeclipse]

George Kastanza?

[session44]

This guy reminds me of my father.

[junkymagi]

"believe it or not"

NOT

[DRfeelgoodMD]

We listened to this in my Abnormal Psych class. He is a classic example of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

[jetstumpy]

This guy is the most egotistical prick in history. If you cut out all the bullshit he says all you would be left with would be his phone number.

[SickAlchemist]

all the wrong people get shot !

[SickAlchemist]

WOW I wonder how many diseases he has??

[roostaraver]

as if she is gonner call u back u big head

[roostaraver]

well here he is

[roostaraver]

want a wanker

[allthatisx]

i can't believe this diatribe. lmfao.

[PILLOWPUFFPUFF]

lol she doesnt even want him rofl what a faggot

[notout50]

has to be a joke... doesn't it?

[bigbrown4114493]

"so i'm giving you an opportunity here."

WOW!

likes he's thinks that he's the top shit and that he's better than any woman he meets.

[MrSteebies]

such a bumbling cunt mouth. only other person this niggardly is that retarded beauty pageant girl who went on about people around the world not having maps. look that video up. It hurts to hear it.

[YianniM11]

this guy needs a serious "5"!

[freddiefernandez]

this made me feel better about myself.

[xemilyxbearx]

CREEPY!!

[tdstewart21]

This muthafucka went in on this Bitch!!!!!lol damn!! who the fuck he think he is?!lol

[amphixious]

oh em gee

[jesterline]

"Let the romance begin."

[agiddi]

HAHAHAHA douche

[k1f1na5]

definetely a greek moron...100%!

[Windigo216]

"there is nothing wrong with me"

Oooooooook there buddy.

[pinkfurryhat]

He talks like my cousin. It's creepy.

but "i'm great in bed" WTF you don't say that!!! GOD.

[fullysicsubwoofers]

what a fuckhead

[AriesofPitt]

There's a restraining order just waiting to happen.

[TheRachelWinfrey]

he's serious?... never heard anything so horrible in my life!

[cheks900]

lmaoooo oh soooooo creeepppyy guy

[lookaguru]

But, but... women approach him, and he is a complete CATCH. Olga is a moron for letting him go.

[MoSsGR]

I seriously doubt that this guy is Greek, most Greeks are NOT such douchbags (with few exceptions) (I'm Greek living in Greece...)

[MoSsGR]

I posted that before I read the description, he is from Toronto...

[jazun33]

"I'm Greek" lol... I didn't know Greeks were so particular.

[justintimeisill]

why does it seem scripted and yes thios guy is a megalomaniac piece of garbage period. there is no circumventing the Fact that he is complimenting himself to excess because his self esteem is super super low. why would you say this is scripted? thats annoying that certain people dont think anything is real

[gregtube88]

He's great. What red-blooded woman wouldn't want a bit of him?

I guess that's why they bleeped out his number - so he wouldn't be inundated with calls from women desperate for a bit of his action.

[RobertZemeckis1972]

Seems very scripted.

[silveeto]

Douche is an understatement. Wow. There's a psych-ward missing a Dimitri somewhere out there.

[bottomfeedar]

Man this guy should be wearing a Police electronic locator 24 / 7 He sounds so screwed up however I did see someone at a party once carry on the same way and we couldn't believe somebody could be such a creep .

I pity any girl that gets involved with this sort of idiot but then again he's not trying to hide the fact that he loves himself so he should be easy to spot and avoid !!!!

[pewpewzemill]

oh my god what a dick he's fuckin full of himself isnt he i makes me feel bad to be human what a cock!

[Smoochies2U]

omg makes me want to buy extra pepper spray

[Youbian]

Nah, H'e European. There all pretty forward like that. The Italians are worse. Yeah, he sounds dickish but what guy doesn't have a little of that in him. - Overly confident is better than shyness anyway. - And how many guys do you meet that actually 'say' what they mean and get the bullshit out of the way . Good in bed, great money. - Hell I'd at least have a drink with the poor basterd.

[RominCool]

I can't hear anything?

[babygirldeath]

wow. he's f*cking full of himself. After the first message, I would have called the cops about it. the first message was out there so I wouldn't have waited. I've actually had guy do this to one of my friends before. Needless to say, her bf found out and the guy ended up in the hospital with a couple broken ribs

[Husn786]

He makes it sound like he's her potential employer. So many deadlines, and regulations, fool. You crazy!! I'd knock him out.

[kingklabe]

What a fucking cock!!

He obviously has a narcissistic personality disorder. Very arrogant and potentially a danger to any woman foolish enough to be charmed by him.

"Douchebag" is putting it lightly. This prick is a psychopath.

[nameofthepen]

Dimitri, anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

[DWB25]

maybe you were abused in childhood....

[iskateveryday]

haha...

i left my ball on your court...lol

[purplewolfking]

i cant believe people like this actually exist. it makes me embarrassed to call myself human..

[ChibiroseStar]

Hahahaha, omg, what a fuckin douche

[pjanak]

jeesh what a dick

[lilbrova]

416? haha thats my area.. toronto.. lmao

[itachi9000]

wow, i just wanna punch that dude

[macdoj4]

Fucking Hillarious!

[Sage80]

Taken aback!

[Sage80]

working on a movie script!!! LOLOL

[jennysMCR4ever]

he sounds like some old guy...

[olsern]

I think this guy is Cool!

He sure as hell sounds like a douche, but maybe he's more douche on the inside. And that's what i'm all abouth!

[nomylamm]

"you should look that up - passive aggressive personality disorder." hmm. someone should.

[KuntryKash]

I'd really like to kick this faggot in the throat. What a bitch.

[sexygaydave]

hi guys

[zacwashere2007]

why did you turn it down when he said out his number! i would of called up and done the same thing hhahahaha

[zacwashere2007]

i heard this on the radio

[itsgabbaa]

sounds like someone i no. ahaha wut a douche bagggg

[alexisafox]

i cant believe i actually doubted the title for a second.. fuckin douchebag..

[miyal0vesmilo]

O.O' .. I'm.. wow!! .. I'm fuckin' speechless! I hate torture, but I think I'd like seeing him being tortured!

[NessAndLucied]

LOL. This guy is a freak

He wonders why people don't return his damn calls... "Do you have disorders?" That turns the ladies off. XD

[TROPICANAJOHN]

This guy is Great! What woman could refuse him? Plus,He's Greek! "Let the Anal begin"

[KattxGunji]

0_o This. was. mental. RAPE!!! He mentaly raped me just now.... =.=

[thaniewin]

He sure has a way with words.

What planet is guy from? Someone needs to bring him back to planet earth.

[godofsdrnr]

nooooo he needs to be taken FAR FAR AWAY from Earth

[Caliboyz101139]

XD!!!

[neptune26]

this guy is a douche, but he gets a lot of pussy because he is a freaky ass mofo and approaches every woman he thinks is fuckable. so yeah, I wouldn't be like him, but this approach actually works. shit, maybe he had a bad day or something here. lol

[9thcannon]

330-shit that guys so fucked up..

[Snare59]

Uhh..

Someone needs to shatter him so he actually has the ego of a regular person.

[spsweet]

I hope this isn't real. If it is...why? WHYYYYYYY!?!?!?!

[OmnipotentO]

that guy needs to get raped

[thejobbyweecher]

he is greek,that means he takes it in his butt!

[mrsvaderperry]

Eww sick.... I would get a restraining order.. gross.

[guitar22618]

i wonder if she called him back lol

[PikachuGirl56]

After that? I would be scared i'm sure she was. LOL

[cowgirlsridehard10]

what a jack ass who would ever call him i wouldnt even think of it specially if maybe i was busy n he was bein liek k hun this is how it goes call me by this time on this day or dont call at all uhm can i say abusive controlling asshole much who would ever dait u im glad for the old girl if u had one that left u cuz i mean at least she had the distance but ur msgs r enough to keep a woman on the brink of murdering ur dumb ass enjoy the single life for the rest of yours

[BENY0HAMA]

there are tons of people who are this full of themselves.

[ilikeweirdal]

oook that sounded very strange like...i don't know

[unitedmonkie]

actually i read in some magazine, i don't remember which one (readers digest or something lol) but some people actually ARE like that..which is just fuh..ree..kii..

[unitedmonkie]

this had better be fake. if not..dear god..

[grayskies]

omg!!!! wtf!?!!?

[djzaihd1]

Fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evilaj2010]

What the fuck are you yelling about?

[bluename101]

@djzaihd1 its not fake you are a idiot people are like this :I

[YellowSSS]

There is NO way this can be real!

[trizzHHS]

LOSER! rofl, hilarious. "HI there Olga, it's Dimitri calling, again (lol), the guy from the street(WTF!!!??? LMAO!)

[Kristian2006]

Well, I think we know exactly why this guy was in a long distance relationship.

[LFCTorres1]

"im a perfect catch"

how modest of him

[thelannyboyermusic]

I have trouble with ultimatums in general.. These two spent, what.. 3 minutes together in a bar?

[trotskyteats]

This is pretty classic, thanks for the upload. "Maybe you have an anxiety disorder, maybe you were abused as a child.." Wow, this guy is smooth.

[just6822]

I know a few people like this, utterly disgusting because they believe every word. People like that are better off dead.

[Gotenks1215]

I heard this months ago on Glenn Beck's radio show, I was laughing my ass off.

[CFDragon]

I am IN AWE of the sheer douchiness of this. This is one of the most narcissistic things I've ever heard. He's perfectly normal, and anyone who doesn't call him back has a mental or social disorder, great.

[CaptainBlargh]

ROFL, I'm very "perticulaar"...Don't worry I'm working on a movie script, so it's ok if you call me. This guy sounds like a fricking Stalker and/or Rapist LOL. Such a catch that he E-dates! I'm betting the woman was freaking laughing her ass off! Can somebody get this guy a fresh glass of asskicking?

[Neonecron]

LOLOLOL -_-

"theres nothing wrong with me"

[Atomduck]

haha, what a douche.

[dnthmn254]

the guys a washed up doctor from canada do ur research its kinda fucked up

[CyberDragon10K]

What the hell is this guy going on about? Good grief... passive aggressive? Anxiety disorder? Lawl at his proclamation that he's "one of the few men in the city with nothing wrong," or whatever he said... >_>

[Cozby401]

make an idiot of yourself: point and example here.

[cheaseitsftw]

You know what you should call him back and like prank call him lol

I CAN NOT belevie someone would go out of their way to do this.

[MDS13MDS]

What. A. Dick. I have no other words, but man, douche was an accurate description.

[Shadic23]

Wow.....no words right now...can express...how much...I wanna kick his ass. Who was that guy...I gotta be honest...was this real? If it was...All I gotta say is this, "Smile Bitch, your on Ass Whipping Recorder" or something. Nice job man

-Shadic

[sephiroth97]

classic douche

[striderkiwi]

wow. what a complete stuck up!

[virusinfection1]

DOUCHEBAG!!!

[MrJoker773]

This guy has douche in his veins!

[dsnesnintendo]

.......wow I hope that's fake or there is really one sick bastard out there flirting with women

[halo120]

o_O.  And I thought soundboard prank calls were douche enough.

[ChibiFighter]

Jesus christ this guy is just fucking crazy.

[ChibiFighter]

LMFAO WUUUUUUUUUT Wow this video is just WOW I love the picture by the way Kirby PWNS.

[SonikkuZaHedgehog127]

LOL WUT