Dexter - "I own you"

[darkmatter83]

ok Mr Doakes, and what would you like with that big mac?

FRIES MOTHERFUCKA

[garamonde]

Dexter: I p'wn you. 

[reduceuse]

ITS A TRAP

[Adino1]

That headbutt sound effect cracks me up haha

[CarrotAtHeart]

Is this racist?!?!?

[trimbletn]

we need about 100 dexters in america ,,,clean this bitc up !

[NeoGamemaster]

Owned.

[coolguys521]

best set up ever

[ExclusiveBrad]

I was laughing my ass off.

[jakethegooze]

It's A shame they killed Doakes. He was the perfevt villain for the show, because he was right.

[RibaFish66]

@jakethegooze A villain?Well he did stalked Dexter but he wasnt a villian.

[jakethegooze]

@RibaFish66 Exactly!

[norwegianmilk]

This scene is brilliant. Dexter is absolutely brilliant.

[TheOhVader]

This was so epic.

[MrTennek]

Wow, those sure were some...great sound effects there...

Jesus, this show is so laughably horrible.

[JIPunisherIL]

@MrTennek Answer this: Why exactly should we give a flying fuck, about the opinions of a man that goes on the internet, watches something he dislikes AND comments about how he hates it? Grow up and stop with your pity comments, if you don't like it, don't watch it. Stop trollin'

[CharlieBorrows]

@MrTennek your moms sex tape is laughably horrible because of how you turned out in the end.

[EikC]

@MrTennek

Don't worry, your videos are fine.

[taz4477]

10 minutes later in a storage facility near you

Doaxes: surprise muthafucka

[xxxVJ300xxx]

lmao For some reason hearing the slap at the end was hilarious to me.

[HACKIEWACKO]

White man no jump but give good headbutt yeah

[Ebrainiac1]

Michael Hall has indeed perfected the rape face.

[Wildcat425B]

Best. Scene. Evah.

[Decenium]

Was this the part where the viewers have to think "omg dat is sooooo smartz frum Dextr lulz"?

[alexis1012345678910]

Ssssssssttttttttoooooooopppppp­ppppppppp

[igotdatfosho]

@DragonSimon007 Haha!

[somewhatd]

I HAVE FOUND YOU CAN FIND HAPPINESS IN SLAVERY

[anubisgothlord]

@somewhatd great song!

[armyaviationproud]

@somewhatd as the slavemastaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!­!!

[toxyoxin]

insert black joke here.

[DragonSimon007]

Dexter used headbutt, its super effective!

[norwegianmilk]

@DragonSimon007 Doakes is now confused!

[Emogirllover90]

dexter u could so kick thats guys ass

[JustifydOfficial]

lol it looked like he was trying to give him a charlie horse

[TheLegendarycouncil]

surprise muthafcka (rape face)

[Tommy23022]

they shouldnt have killed doakes so early

[mrsshareenjr]

omg i miss this Dexter!

[rfhaifley]

lol SLAVERY

[NightShroud092]

Why does Doakes always have this face as if he's about to rape you.

[othfan96]

This was such a genius thing Dexter did! Oh my goodness! I was like, oh wow, Dexter. You're a sneaky one! :) Love this show so much!!! :D

[alexis2kool]

It's nice to see that they use the same sound effects from the 70's when they were recorded.

[TheAryonB]

@alexis2kool Lmao. Never noticed that.

[mickeyrox4029]

lol just a little suspicious that Dexter has a fight with Doakes and then he is the Bay Harbour Butcher and then his dead.. hmmmmmmm -_-

[BTMandy1]

I never saw this coming.

[suny123boy1]

At :18, that's hilarious!

[zhangman92792]

slavery

[infectedkoozer]

Press 6 for headbutt

[luis99178]

SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKA

[SarafanMalek]

Slavery lol

[MiltoniusAssassinAE]

1:08 Headbutt.

Ownd-

[rtko48]

GRANDIOSO

[TheKturner05]

damn how is doakes not bleeding from that headbutt?

[dbellx8]

wait question did doakes know that he was the butcher all along im kinda behind

[Inclousid]

@dbellx8 No, Doakes always felt there was something fishy about Dexter, so he started following him, looking into his past, and things didn't add up. His suspisions were only confirmed when he caught Dexter at the cabin disposing of a body.

[TheKturner05]

@dbellx8 he suspected it and spent much of the second season trying to prove it.

[jimwatts247]

fucking love this show

[TheRadioman1976]

IOU. LOL!

[iBlowJustinBeiber]

yo what if dexter was black and doakes was white......and laguartia was chineese.....and masuka was purple...and deb was russian..

[yfzi]

what a headbutt!

[ladymimirose]

Hahahaha Dexter is so fucking good -3

[xickin]

Doakes really annoyed me in the series to be honest...his smile and attitude gave ME the creeps, brrrrrr!!!

[jonnasss13]

1:19 SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKA!!!

[c0d3x001]

1:49 "DISCLAIMER I don't own dexter... " no ...YOU don't own Dexter. Dexter owns YOU! :D

[miaow81]

this guy just kept making me laugh fucking crazy mowfo

[CoDKaboom]

LOLCREDITS

[x1RaS]

best show ever

[DirtaaysouTH]

@x1RaS fuck that. this show is written for idiots. breaking bad is where its at

[x1RaS]

@DirtaaysouTH cool story bro

[DirtaaysouTH]

@x1RaS oh how fucking original only 3 billion other douchebags say that lame ass line everyday. hahaha whats next? "umadbro?" lmfao

[x1RaS]

@DirtaaysouTH yes i was about to say umad. but the only reason i said that to begin with is because it was my opinion and you responded in that way. i didnt even no my comment had all those likes

[MadLadybug]

Well played, Dex, well played

[sweetj15]

Dexters one smart ass Killer!

[Haloumouse]

Lol dexter proved it. It was a test. By headbutting doakes, if doakes came after him he would see how easily he could be manipulated. If doakes didnt came, dex would be more carefull.

[Doctor5566]

I'm suprised that no-one helps Dexter out sooner, like after he been thrown to floor & Doakes starts to wail on him, I'd jump in before the punches start to fly.

[JarshMaul]

I don't know why the abrupt credits at the end made me laugh so much. hahaha

[Taterzz]

I own you...*owned*

[ripcurlgrl14]

Dokes was def an asshole but he was kinda funny , like how told laguerta he never laughed haha

[sawfan1818]

What's up with everyone saying Dexter was always one step ahead of Doakes? I beg to differ, if that was the case Doakes would never have been able to outsmart Dexter in a sense & find out his secret in the first place.

[audrey93ify]

love the casual walk out of the office and the side glance 1:20.... dexter definitely owns that motherfucka!!!

[AwsmUsername]

I miss the old Dexter :(

[trmptmenace]

Perfect.

[Frostyincave]

That sounded painful. D:

[guitaristglenn]

Dexter>chuck norris

[The253King]

Soaked was special forces not a stranger to murder.. takes one to know.. soaked character in the hbo series.. oz.. was tite too

[Caroolzinha1005]

i aways hated Doakes.

[WillExZ]

1:45 - Of course you don't own Dexter! Dexter owns you

[Shadow1Yaz]

@WillExZ

Most true!

[Plavacigla]

I miss Doaks! :(

He was mr.Motherfucker to me XD

[MobiusX]

i like this part hahhaaha

[cartens33]

Doakes had a lot of problems, and as much as I hated him when he was a freak, and as much as I hated him when he was after Dexter (even though he was completely right) he was a good person, and he got screwed!! lol

[Kapo465]

i like Doakes because he brought excitement to the show. Always snooping around, sucks he got blown up

[ilikebaldpussy]

nigga owned

[DRONPAS29]

My favorite scene of all seasons!!

[Sahranoia]

Ughhh Dexter is so cool and bad ass. <3

[xbatootx]

Where is 1:50 ?

[troytjuh]

@TotalOmnicide i think Lumen is the only one..

[luckyrice69]

@troytjuh True that...

[elbowonfire]

What if Dexter wasn't actually a killer and Doakes was just reeeeeally weird

[sdragongalvan]

@elbowonfire That was what Dexter was trying to make it look like...

[georgekostaras]

@elbowonfire Then that would make for the greatest comedy ever

[TotalOmnicide]

Doakes is a badass to everyone cause he is the only one to successfully find out dexters truth and survive. but gets blown to shitbits anyway...

[zabacinjsh]

in the end dexter5 sounded like a slap

[eny1103]

oh i love him!

[Tfrancoalejandro]

Awesome! Do you wanna fuck with Dexter? Bitch, please! He owns you

[Mahavir889]

Epic Dexter is Epic

[amelo007]

According to the like/dislike bar, Doakes doesn't like to get owned

[BurnlnHell]

dexter just majorly fucked with him

[mortausionisme]

one of my fav moment :) season 2 FTW !

[MrRooneyisgod]

1:27 Dead arm. What next a chinese burn and a titty twister?

[Potchi79]

You credited yourself for uploading a clip of a tv show? Good job buddy, put that on your resume.

[Garfield4th]

Anyone who comments saying "it's racist" is hopefully a child. Because if not then you're just ignorant.

[DonDiabloDNB]

Dat sound effect!

[garamonde]

When Dexter headbutted him he should have said "SURPRISE, MUTHAFUCKAH!"

[freiheitsalv]

:thatsracist: lol

[wedingo]

this is so racist lol

[Timmevds]

@wedingo how the fuck is this racist? -.-

[wedingo]

@Timmevds cause he's telling a black guy "i own you", take some iq pills

[zipnn]

@wedingo and you should get real. Atleast your dumb enough to think you can up you're IQ with pills (yes Joke, just so you're IQ don't fail on that one aswel.)

[MisterPikol]

@zipnn Learn some grammar before you speak up. I'm talking about your lack of knowledge between your and you're.

[zipnn]

@MisterPikol Why? cant even take you seriouse your nickname is Mr. Dick. in danish haha.

anyways i dont like being forced to write english, but have to allthough you did understand what i wrote, so whats the problem?

[lollipopfop]

@zipnn Are you even writing in English? Seriously. Don't be stupid while calling someone else stupid. Its pathetic.

[zipnn]

@lollipopfop Its even more pathetic, beliveing everyones native is english. you obviously nag me on my english. And ill just be obvious to you, some countrys dont even learn english... but lets write in danish instead. I took the time to learn english atleast you can do the same then, right? atleast if you exspect me to be perfect at english i exspect you to be perfect at danish..

[Subartimaeus]

@zipnn

Youtube is primarily an english site, so your argument about learning danish makes absolutely no sense.

[zipnn]

@Subartimaeus

You agree speaking perfect english is a must on youtube, well im sorry that I have had english lessons for 2 years so far and that I dont master the language to perfection. allthough, yes youtube is a english site, i did write in understanding english atleast im sure she did understand it. I think my point is valid, calling someone stupid because he took the time to learn a language that isnt hes own.. well, she dont know my language, so with her logic, she is twice as stupid..?

[Subartimaeus]

@zipnn

I'm not saying your english sucks, it's actually not bad at all. I can understand it. I was only commenting on how your 'you should learn danish' comparison was bad. The other commenter you were arguing with is absolutely ignorant for whining about your english; I'm not agreeing with her.

[Timmevds]

@wedingo you take some IQ pills -.- just because he says something to a guy who happened to be black makes you think it's racist, you're the racist one for seeing something racist in everything that happens to a guy who happens to be black of color

[wedingo]

@Timmevds well, it was a joke, and you don't seem the type who gets jokes so i'll just leave you be.

[Timmevds]

@wedingo great sense of humor i bet ur a real comedian

[InfectedGuppy606]

slavery.

[kyosgirl92]

I like doakes and dexter equally and I miss the rapport those two had now it's motha fuckin quinn and I wanna beat his head in…constantly

[thkhkl]

Press 6 and watch Dexter say "I Own You" any times you want.

[51paramorefreak]

loooool



[zion9731]

Thank you zack

[Foxist101]

Lol, well played Dexter Morgan.

[sdragongalvan]

Oh my gosh. When Dexter finally says "I own you," and head butts him- SO hot!

[dragondeamon100]

Why dose everyone like Doakes so much dexter beat him every time at everything.

[kindomriku123]

@dragondeamon100 I think they like him 'cause they view him as a bad ass. I say you are right, and he's a little biznitch compared to dex, but in his own way, he can be kinda awesome.

[thesatanic6]

@kindomriku123 i loved him just becuz he brought exetment and funny dialoge over both of the seasons he where in(the best ones btw) he was the only one that saw though dexter

sorry for my crappy english

[PatrickRob82]

@kindomriku123 hell yeah, I wouldn't mind having him on my side in a bar fight!

[jmj540]

@kindomriku123 Because he was a true nemesis to Dexter. He was smarter than everybody else and could easily ruin Dexter's life.

[Foxist101]

@dragondeamon100

I'd say they like him c ause hes the only one who knows that dexter is fucked up even before he could of proved it

[Kydos37]

@dragondeamon100 Cause he's the tragic character, he was the only cop who saw through Dexter's disguise and he was killed because of that, and also cause he's a bad ass

[Keep701]

Because hes the only good person to ever find out who and what Dexter is.

[hefnasty99]

@dragondeamon100 Cause hes funny and he balances out the other charachters on the show very well.

[Sozlled]

@dragondeamon100 Probably because he was right about Dexter and ended up dying at the hands of a mad woman and blamed for murdering dozens of people. The truth was he got pushed in to crossing the line a couple of times but for the right reasons.

He was tortured by his past in Special Forces which made him lonely and isolated, all he had was his job.

This was of course done intentionally. The writers have to make characters likeable or make them the bad guy.

[1moe7]

@dragondeamon100 Because he's hilarious

[PwnZoneification]

@ Because Doakes is a bad ass black ops type military trained professional who is the only one who isn't fooled by the fakeness of Dexter.

[HetTerZiele]

Like a fucking BOSS!