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  • uummm I don't know what to say.

  • uuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • I want this as my ringtone.

  • What a fucking bitch.

    Time for Chico explains:

    Saying um can be a habit, but even more importantly: You indicate you heard the question, but you don't know the answer within one third of a second.

    What the fuck do you want, Miss Perfect?

    You want us to ignore you for a second before answering?

    Fine. If that's what you want, bitch.

  • @ChicoAceAttorney What a fucking idiot.

    Time for Sevn Responds ©:

    1. If you know the answer to a question, it should take less than 2 seconds to start answering, "um" usually means you're stalling (which may mean you're lying). It is also a vague response in an exacting court.

    2. What Miss Perfect wants is for a litigant (Google that shit) to be prepared in court.

    3. Lastly, "importantly" is an adverb. Therefore "more importantly" is grammatically incorrect.

    Go learn English, bitch.

    

  • @Sevnfurdy Time for Chico calls someone a fucking idiot.

    More importantly is considered correct, google it. Learn English before correcting someone.

    People might need to think about an answer. It's extremely rude to just keep quiet. Plus the fact people have saying ''um'' as a habit. However, our fucking retard Judge Judy rudely interrupts this people.

    Um does not mean necessarily mean you're stalling or lying. You probably say it all the time too.

  • @ChicoAceAttorney Time for Sevn's Simplifications for Stupids©:

    1. "Importantly" is an adverb (eg. Chico importantly typed his incorrect YouTube responses), whereas "important" (& more important) is a noun (eg. Sevn knows how to use both words, and more important, he uses them correctly.). Haha. Find me one official source that says your usage of "more importantly" is correct.

    2. You're probably reading what I wrote and saying... "Umm" right now lmao!

    3. I do "um," just not in court.

  • @Sevnfurdy

    Lol. You must be mentally retarded.

    At your point 1: Fucking google it already.

    At your point 2: O... k?

    At your point 3: Lol. It's a habit. Not something you can switch off.

  • @ChicoAceAttorney Time or Sevn's Scholarly Slapdown ©:

    1. It has been Googled. You are wrong. Which is why I requested you show me where it is deemed correct usage.

    2. "O...k" = "uhh"

    3. Habits can be controlled. If you find yourself with a habit you cannot control (in your case ignorance, haha) then it's no longer a habit but an "addiction" and/or "disorder." Another example, I have a habit of being an obnoxious asshole (case in point), but I can switch it off. =-D

  • @Sevnfurdy

    Lol. Google it again. I can't link you. It used to be frowned upon, but it is now considered correct.

    Habits can absolutely NOT be switched off so easily. You're pretty stupid if you think so. Judge Judy should NOT react like that. It makes sense people are nervous in court.

    Besides, you see a lot of people already answering her question when she starts shouting ''UM IS NOT AN ANSWER''.

  • This is awesome!

  • Thanks for compiling these great clips. I love it!

  • Heeeeeey llisten the girl at 3:08 its the same that sold pictures of cellphones.

  • @nolifemerc ShShShSh Bup Bup... She looks like her dough

  • @ronaldoyaronaldo its her i know this is an act

  • um

  • people say um because they're trying to make up a lie or there just intimidated or nervous.

  • Um is the ultimate answer! The word um can answer the secrets of the universe! All of lifes questions can be answered with um! Um solves the most difficult mathmatics equation! Ok I'm just being silly.

  • Funny And Amusing!! "Judge Judy" makes eveyone become alert in her courtroom.  A Hillarious 6!!

  • I would just keep going um im um im um um i have um tourettes um um well i think um

  • @thermossugowaza lmao!! that would be funny to watch!

  • lmfao this is HILARIOUS!!!!

  • judy i fucking love you!

  • Lmao @ 5:32! I love it when she makes those old lady noises and starts gesturing. "Shhh bup bup bup bup!"

  • DUMB

  • lol these people fall for it all the time

  • YO MOTHA!

  • at least she is consistent....

  • UMMMM was not the answer im afraid

  • If everybody says it, maybe she should reconsider and take it as an answer...maybe she is wrong

  • This should be required viewing for all prospective Judge Judy, ummm, guests.

  • @justinbieberselena10 Explain.

  • @justinbieberselena10 Did you read what I wrote at all?

  • @justinbieberselena10 She gets on them about "Um" because they shouldn't have to think about it. Holding out that word gives off the hint that you are possibly making up a story (not saying that is always fact).

    "How old are your children?"

    "Ummm."

    Are you kidding me?

  • What is 2 + 2?

    Ummmmmm...

  • @justinbieberselena10 Im not correcting anyone im stating that you cannot use incorrect grammar in court.

    So you get the fuck outta here.

  • UMMMMM

    

  • @LouSassle28 UMMMMM is not an answer!

  • @justinbieberselena10 Im not complaining about anything im adding to the point that regardless of what anyone does you need to speak properly in court like i said i didn't make the rules. And i can falsely accuse you of anything because i can't know if anything you say is true. Also i care very "VERY" little about my grammer or anyone elses otherwise i wouldn't have made that mistake. What goes around bites you in the ass, no?

  • @justinbieberselena10 Oh so your calling me a grammer nazi (yes i know i spelt it wrong even there <<) odd considering you took the time not only to notice it but to argue of it. "I" do not make the rules of court so do get off my back ya "GRAMMER" nazi. It's people like you that take everything as a matter or life or death that makes me so unbelievably sick. Mbyae Im Btter Off Slleping Erevintyg Wnorg, prove grammer nazis they can't fix the world.

  • UMMM......great video! LOL

    I wonder what Judge Judy would say to you (or anybody) in the following scenario:

    Judge Judy: "How have you been?"

    You: "Well."

    O.o

  • Moral of the story? UM IS NOT AN ANSWER!

  • What country are you from?

    Um ...

    Um ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in Um?

  • @justinbieberselena10 Yes i know! But it's not propper grammer.

  • @cowboybeepbop1 It's spelled grammar you dumbass!

  • @dmcintyre90 Ugh, im not being a grammer nazi I could care less about it really. Im only speaking truth of the court if you don't like that then just thumbs me down and piss off.

  • this shit would piss me off.

  • she needed to get smacked by her parents

  • um..this is funny

  • Judy gets a lot of hot sexy trash guys on her show

  • I was looking for a video like this!!

  • Um is the answer to the secrets of the universe!

  • Um is a exclamation for filling a pause fuck she's stupid

  • Fucking annoying....:D

  • No, umm is an auditory clue to you, acknowledging that I've heard your question and I am not simply ignoring it, but I am in the process of thinking of my answer. It really only exists for your benefit in this case, so please kindly allow me to finish instead of croaking at me.

  • @Zhvri That's regardless because even if it's the beginning of said response it's still not a word and by a commonly known order of court you are to speak english and of course that includes all words that are real. Plus not only is it inconsiderate but unrespectful. Type it in microsoft word or any other program with spell check and see for yourself. (don't cheat by adding it to library >_>)

    Even though I completely agree its just something you "can't" do......Kinda sucks i know. D;

  • "Well" is an answer to "How are you doing?"

  • @Zhvri it's not proper grammar ummmmm, they tend to have two recordings of it ummmm one is were it's placed on tape and the other is typed up and ummmmm being that "ummmm" is not a real word there is no real way to spell it. And it's ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm annoying isn't it?

  • Dude: Uuuumm

    Judge: 'UM' IS NOT AN-

    Dude: 'UM IS NOT AN' IS NOT AN ANSWER, BITCH!

  • AM I PRETTY????

    um.......

  • um is the begginning of a lie

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  • 'Umm' is not the beginning of an answer if one is articulate.

  • I like the part where they say "um".

  • Just once someone should catch her and say "ummmmmbrella"

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  • I was going to say umbrella you arrogant bitch!!!!!!!

  • I LOVE 5:10 "You didn't ask your father to bail you out?" "Mmm" "Mmm is not an answer"

  • my god

  • The funny thing is that the person says "Um" and then proceeds to answer her question - and haflway through their actual answer, she interrupts them to tell them that um is not an answer :)

  • 'UM' is the sound a person makes when trying to think how to get around giving an answer. 10/10 times they are trying to get out of answering at all, watch their eyes, look at their posture. They are trying to lie without being caught at it. or held responsible for what they do. Yes or No or even, Im not certain. UM is NOT an answer, its just air leaking from an empty head.

  • @Paisleymadam Other clues to spot a liar: eyes looking to the left, and/or touching their nose.

  • uh,um,well,aah,aaa <<<this symbolize that they were doubt ...JJ want an accurate answer

  • lol people that don't like JJ have some types of criminal records or they have done something illegal

  • She has a huge personality but the point is she's constantly reading people. By being a b*tch she tries to make it more uncomfortable to lie. The cases where one or both people have their sh*t together she hardly has to raise her voice.

  • 0:05 =Gordon Freeman

  • I would be just as annoyed if all day long I heard people saying "uhhh" and "umm" when I was talking to them. Judge Judy is asking YES OR NO questions.  Do you work? Do you go to school? Do you have children? and these idiots have to take a second to think about this? JJ is asking simple questions.

  • @lambyiii How the fuck do u think most people in America start a sentence. JJ is just a bitch.

  • @smith2881 ummmmmmmmmmm

  • @lambyiii

    "um" is not an answer

  • lol she's obviously very irritated by people starting with "Um"

  • This is soooo funny.

  • Umm is not an answer daaaaaa lol

  • I would be pissed of if she corrected every word i said, but i guess the people in the show have to blame themselves :P

  • When someone asks you a question you have to think of the answer you have to give the person time. Some people use um as a way to avoid the awkward silence.

  • @Numba1SouthParkFan - No. Listen to the questions she asks. You would only need time to think of an answer if you were thinking of a lie.

  • I wish there was an episode about someone's well. Sh e would keep mixing it up.

  • Judy is hardwired to state that phrase whenever she hears um

  • lol at the end YOUR MOTHER!

  • well is also not an answer

  • @Zhvri WIN

  • I swear she is just like my 7th-8th grade math teacher......

  • lose the music

    

  • GOOD GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS. I BLESS THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS UP I CAN'T EVEN DRIVE STRAIGHT LISTENING TO THIS!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

  • @Zhvri or a fucking lie hahahaha

  • I can't believe the fucking morons that go on this show.

  • your MOTHER!!!!

  • GOD, who the fck in the right mind and all the time in the world goes around compiling all the "UM" bits from all the library of JJ videos and compile it into one convenient Vid.... What da fck has he or she has to gain from this...

  • i only got through 2mins cus it got annoying but its still funny

  • bonus exp for every um uttered

  • was the music really necessary? you really thought it would be a good idea to even add music, especially crappy music? smh

  • i wonder if um is an answer?

  • Ummm...Uhhh...well-llll....gol­ly-gee-willikers...I guess it was only a matter of time until somebody edited together the 'Um is not an answer!' Judge Judy video.

  • Why am I watching this?...uuuhhmmmm....don't know.

  • UM is really not an answer - when people are in court they should say the truth and not trying to think what answer would be best for them

  • I wonder if she ever gonna say how many times do I have to say UM is not a answer

  • UUUmmmmmmmmm...........

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  • At first I thought it was funny because of Judge Judy repeatedly saying it but after a while, it's just funny that humans say 'um' when they are thinking. What a random noise.

  • thumbs up if when judy is mad, it turns you on!

  • your mother! at 5:57

  • She is so annoying. It doesn't work like that if they talk directly afterward. It IS an answer, it is "Let me think" or "What a surprising question". IT IS an answer, you tedious bitch.

    Crappy TV. Judge Judy is crappy TV.

  • 5:11

    'Mmmmmmmm is not an answer'

    LOL

  • 2nd half of the video is MUCH better without that damn background music

  • It's like everytime she waits for someone to say "um" so that she cud say her part

  • um

  • i like the part where she says um is not an answer

  • love your show judge Judy.watch it everyday that it's on.

  • @Zhvri lol judge judy is crazy

  • but.... "sure" is an answer

  • At the very end was she about to say your mother???

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA AMAZING

  • my favorite, "did you drink any beer that night?" "look at me!" "umm..." "um, is not an answer!"

  • i love how every other court reality show totally copied judge judy

  • I wonder if she ever gets tired of saying it. I probably wouldn't. I love the looks on their faces.

  • "Is there a spider biting my face?"

    "Um..."

  • Umm is not an Ansaah .. lol @ accent

  • sonned

  • Um... Um is NOT an answer! classic. go Judy! There is NO ANSWER because UM IS NOT AN ANSWER!

  • Do you work? Um... Um is NOT an answer! classic. go Judy! 

  • what is not an answer?

  • Are you working?Umm.

  • @Mr1in1000000 umm is not an answer!

  • I keep expecting a different response! WHY?!

  • Judge Judy: What word rimes with "Yum"

    Me: Um....

    Judy: UM IS NOT AN ANSWER!!!

    dam i lost the on the game show...

  • Boy, you sure get a lot of wild weather up there in Indiana! TStorm watches, Tornado WARNINGS, Ice Storm Advisories, FLOOD Watches, TStorm WARNINGS, Wind Advisories, Hurricane Watches, Wind Chill WARNINGS, Snow closings...

  • LOL at the very end. "Your Motha!"

  • what a dumb woman

  • @disturbed4ever2

    yeah, a dumb woman who is just a judge of a court!!!

  • It is pretty funny how they're made to sound so dumb, but it does get old after a while.

  • This got annoying after the 30 second mark.

  • humans say "umm" and things like that, as something to respond to while the brain find the correct words

  • @wednos shows how slow people's minds are O_O

  • 2:03--- hahahah. "LISTEN TO ME!!" 

  • I started out watching this video feeling just fine, by the end of it I felt nauseous... I'll never say "um" again.

  • I reaaallly wanna go on there and answer every question with "um" :|

  • When did "well" and "sure" not become an answer. I use it all the time

  • DOES YOUR MOTHER LOVE YOU??!!!! um..

  • I liked the part when she said; "Um is not an answer"

  • lmfao skip to the end

  • This would make an awesome drinking game. Everyone, take a hit everytime she says "umm is not an answer."

  • Interrupting someone is not an answer

  • "Um is not an answer"

    "Excuse me?"

    "UUMMMM IS NOT AN ANSWER"

    Owned

  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhh........

  • @murphdrag07 post a video of her saying "perfect!"

  • LOL I love when she cuts people off and says "Um is not an answah!" in that Jewish New York accent.

  • oh my god...you

    have

    been

    loved.

  • Whats the name of the song in the very beggining? It sounds funny :P

  • LOL She says that for everything! It's almost like a reflex. She said it for "um" "Uh" "Well" "Pretty sure" "Actually" lol & she keeps catching everyone off guard, too. lol

  • @shamelesslycool she probably developed her um is not an answer reflex from her days as a DA where she had to go OBJECTION and other things lawyers say or her days as a family court judge.

  • I have only one answer for Judge Judy. UUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!!

  • Umm could be an answer

    "What did she say to you when she told you your car was totalled?"

    "Umm"

    haha

    5:10 chick looks like shes off dreaming about food "mmmmmmm"

  • i just want to go on the show and say um

  • She's such an unnecessarily bitchy fucking cunt.

  • um.. well, sure , actually is not an answer! god there were getting to the point!

  • um... um is not an answer!

  • "Actually is not an answer"

  • 0:58 duh