Martin Septim Is A Fruit

[dwinfortehwin]

Sometimes I like to lay down on my bed and pretend im a carrot.

[thepeacefulpokemon]

The emperor cums in your shoes lol

[Robloxer1758]

Lol, this is funny.

[AaronThePaladin]

Spokes of a wheel really are tasty!

[Psychonaut1992]

Oh, those funny 2006 squishy faces. I'm looking forward to going back to Oblivion and Morroblivion.

[ShyHeartbeat]

Oblivion isn't a very nice neighborhood... You don't say?

[IGITnBLACK]

I've heard some strange noises coming from his basement. LOL

[AlwaysRevan]

i bet 548 of these views are mine xD

[mrcyberzombie]

LMFAO XD NICE XD

[Therazor616]

I love how beutiful oblivion is

[guitarfreaklol1ify]

lol oblivion has the weirdest looking men and women they all have sharp teeth and really weird looking faces

[LucarioExel]

I wish that people would really say this.

THE SPOKES OF A WHEEL ARE DELICIOUS

[timewasteland]

0:09 Can't stop laughing!

[timewasteland]

Oblivion is not a very nice neighborhood, HAHHAHAHHA!!!

[TheLackofattack]

@timewasteland Well there are a lot of dogs there. Lots of blacks too.

[hyspeses]

Aaaaah yeah.It just never gets old does it?

[Gmananian]

I can eat for a day,,, for a single shooooe

[jgamefreak20]

If only the emperor were alive to here this...

[MattakuNoKoohai]

00:52 Lol wut.

[Sidhiel946]

Remind me not to leave my shoes lying about at the Imperial Palace...

[TILT335]

im only askin for enough to feed my giant demon ! oooookkkk

[Erivida]

Dat ugly at 00:52

[HJFMovies]

Fuckiingg loool 'there are lots of dogs here.....lots of blacks too!' ahahahahahahaha

[mio002]

I prefer the taste of spokes of a wheel XD

[mscooman]

im just asking for enough to feed me giant demon!

[Leonidas19981]

0:50 that guard creeps me out

[LWRCftw]

@Leonidas19981 he looks like a frog.

[LWRCftw]

I can eat for a day...with a single shoe?

[AGrumpyPanda]

@LWRCftw Well yeah, you sell the shoe for a single coin, which you then use to buy a piece of bread, which you use to kill a bandit, take their armour and weapons, kill the rest of the bandits and sell all the loot for enough money to eat for a day. It's perfectly logical.

[LWRCftw]

@AGrumpyPanda i suppose. there are a lot of variables, but I like the insane logic :D

[Sounding7thTrumpet]

I watch this at least 10 times a day. It's Hilarious! XD

[thereapersdragon]

Martin Septim is a Fruit

[Foilsdown]

meet the screen writers of oblivion gamer poop

[DylanRabon]

"Oblivion isn't a very good game" make em say that XD

[chocoaddcition]

I've heard some strange noises coming from his basement.

[Knedlajz2]

A gang of old female men folks.... rofl! :D

[Koozwad]

hahahahaa

[MineCrit]

yum... spokes

[iis1kiiccr]

Im only asking fir enough to feed me giant demon BEST PARTLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[InlayUK]

I don't care how pretty they made Skyrim look. Oblivion will always be my favourite Elder Scrolls

[DylanRabon]

@InlayUK Really?

[XxDarkBlackSpiritxX]

xD OMG

[KNIGHTMAREMANIAC]

Tasty

[Patton8675309]

three minutes later, nope not done laughing....

[ajsaccount1991]

with powdered Deer Penis

[reverberate79]

They say when you murder someone the emperor cums in your shoes

[Largemanofmordor]

I can eat for a day on a single shoe...

[starfan9623]

I SAW YOUR FIGHT AGIAINST THE EMPERER NOONE THOUGHT YOU COULD BEAT THAT DORK BUT U DID IT THUMS UP IF U THINK IS BEST PART

[buellridrm2]

Funny shit!!!

[AmonTDE]

I'm only askin for for enough to feed me GIANT DEMON!

[ArghhMate]

LOL : I was at olav's earlier a van run into me *Crash Sound*

[aaddaammize]

A gang of all female men? :D

[RyanKaufman]

How much food is needed to feed a Giant Demon?

[MultiKaskata]

keep pressing 9 :D

[borisjakovljevic]

Blessings of Akatosh upon ye...

[QJXiong]

At 0:26 is he laying down or are you just really short?

[TheBrokenIllusion]

usuallly these kinds of videos are terrible but this one was actually funny

[MrKharay1977]

Very nicely done... :-)

[IsShitBrown]

"gang of all female men folk have been plaguing the town" LOL!

[TheRetroZombie]

they need more voice actors lol

[HeartOfTheives]

Of course I prefer the taste of spokes of a wheel... TASTY! hahaha

[XM177ColtCommando]

"I could eat for a day, with a single shoe!"

[Steveooo516]

I used to be a fruit, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[cordelephant]

I was born, 87 "shoes!" Ago. For 65 shoes, I have ruled as tamriels emporer. I have seen the gates of Shoes! ....and close hut the jaws of "powdered deer Penis." Lololol

[vegetation1]

Blessing of at the top chip on the air

[cordelephant]

I'm only asking for enough to feed me giant demon!

[UTMR117]

I can eat for a day with a single shoe!

[Topgamer99]

what programme were you using? does it cost?

[JackTheAccentGuy]

Dogs and blacks froze in Skyrim...

[Dolby3d]

Martin Septim Fruit

[jpholmes7]

i havnt seen many dogs or blacks in skyrim

[luxoninitiate]

Tasty

[RJMusic4life]

Female men folk LOL

[chi114x]

I'm only asking for enough to feed me giant demon

[WhoTookMyMirr]

Ahahaha this is making me giggle way more than it should

[qwertaz899]

I am only asking for enough to feed my giant demon.LOL!!! ELDER SCROLLS RULES! I am getting Skyrim soon.

[lilwill3104]

with a very unique method of robbing, they rob...

[AngryGerman57]

The Emperor is a strange one.

[casualbarbarian]

0:22 is the best

[zomzgwtf]

I'M ONLY ASKIN' FOR ENOUGH TO FEED ME GIANT DEMON

[sirlogs]

the emperor gives head,Especially to his friends.lol

[yougonasorry]

the emperor gives head (emphasis on head) especially to his friends lol

[Milomia9]

The fact that they all have the same voice just makes these videos so much better.

[Burnout546]

This is funnier than watching one of Justin Beibers video's XD

[therox98]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Grimno]

"Oblivion is not a very nice neighborhood" Oh... really?

[GAF1987]

"The emperor gives head, especially to his friends."

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

im only asking for enough, to feed me Giant Demon...

[TheWillinus]

Then what if you murder the emperor?

[catmaster90]

Number Two?

[DeltaTenNZ]

""Don't know if this is true. But I heard a gang of all female men-folks has been recently plaguing Anvil with a very unique method of robbing... they rob kegs, it's how they recruit new members." WAIT WHAT!?! Your trying to tell me a bunch of cross-dressers steal beer to get other men-folk drunk and then more than likely force them to wear dresses? I knew Anvil was full of crazy folk but this takes the cake!

[reedscott3]

There's something wet in my shoes, wait a minute! I killed that asshole last week. Dammit.

[reedscott3]

I can eat for a day, with a single shoe.

[Conn350]

I prefer the taste of the spokes on a wheel.

[alasdairr00]

the beggars are sooo funny XD

[katime123]

? why?

[Honorfull]

''Oblivion is not a very nice neighbourhood'' :P

[Oblivion9907]

poor man... i wish vans wouldn't ram people at Olav's :-D

[rushDSC]

I don't know why, but the beggar saying 'blessings of akatosh upon ye' the perfect way to end the video!

[inquiry10]

wow you railed against the dogs blacks and gays...christ on a stick

[ForgottenChiller]

Very nice vid! and without using the argonian saying "powdered deer penis"... X)

[chengsou]

Lots of dogs in this town....Lots of blacks too! bwawhahah

[Dewani90]

0:52 oh my, his right eye is lower than the other

" i heard a rumor than in anvil a gang of female merfolk is robbing everyone, they had a unique method of robbing, they rob cages"

i fucking knew it, those mermaids were not to be trusted :p

[VinnWi]

This are all voices from the same guy! HAHAUHAUHA

[detinUretsehcnaM]

god dammit, now i know why i have to buy new shoes after every dark brotherhood mission, I hope no one cums in my shoes in skyrim

[emmyrenny]

LMAO!

[colj001]

alot of dogs in this town, alot of blacks too....

[furial2]

@colj001 i almost fell off my chair

[ingmaster5]

I hope skyrim has Awkward lines too so you can make more videos like this one.

[sporecraft10]

Lol im only asking for enough to feed my

Giant demon

[IGTEW2]

0:55 "Y'kno I saw your fight against the emporer.

No-one thought that DORK could be beat but you showed them all! ahahahaha!"

That was hillarious.

[thepeacefulpokemon]

whats a fruit?

[IDannyIBeats]

Lots of dogs in this town, lots of Blacks too, LMFAO

[TwelfthHunter]

Can't... stop... laughing

[SexualxSin]

i wasn't laughing until "i enjoy the taste of spokes of a wheel" loll

[fireskin0]

loool

[IVforGTA]

"You know i saw your fight against the emperor"XDD

[Tyrel1997]

"they say that when you murder someone, the emperor cums in your shoes"

[lollo433]

lot of dog in this town...lot of blacks too!! XD

[eenzo2011]

i can not stop laughing

[rakimion]

a gang of all female men folk.... lol xD

[DL098]

pft... liar. I'm a SHOOSH!

[FreakShow1078]

:-D xd

[vboxeca]

ahahah

[pigeonpsycho]

lots of blacks ahhah fucking niggers everywhere

[AlwaysLearningTech]

Lots of blacks too.

[Gateway7262]

Who else needs more Captions?

[PoppingPOPcans]

lots of dogs in this town, lots of BLACKS TOO.

HAHAHAHAHA I JUST LOST IT

[SuperJbohn]

love it cant stop laughing

[Themicke90able]

0:51 OMFG BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[wesleywes3]

lol if i put on audio transcription on 0:42 it says: No pope has been recently put in an envelop very unique method of robin. Im liek WUDDAFUCK xD

[cayton090105]

@wesleywes3 Mine said bolivia is not a very nice neighborhood

[MsCaptainHammer]

lots of blacks too HA! srry if i offended

[velicitygirl321]

LMAO favorited.....

[TILT335]

they say that when u murder someone the Emperor cums in your shoes >:o

[velicitygirl321]

@TILT335 my favorite part....

[IronicAtheist]

@TILT335 Well maybe you shouldn't murder then, ey?

[BYERE]

@TILT335 lots of cum in my shoes then >.>

[DivineMastery]

TURN ON THE TRANSCRIBE AUDIO!?!?!?!?

[liamixp]

@DivineMastery fine lol XDDD

[MrJesse177]

lots of dogs in this town and blacks too

[HexenmeisterOne]

0:50 is my favorite NPC of Oblivion :D

[bhrmaximo]

i can eat for a day with single shoes!

[kitkat7049]

Wait what... They rob kids?! That's how they recruit new members?! Those are some evil female menfolk indeed! Brilliant vid, I'm adding it to favorites. The Emporer gives head, 'specially to his friends. Lolol

[xXDYLANXx1013]

if you guys like this, you'll love bargonian adventures.

[roykoopa25]

the emperor cums in your shoooes!!!

[emka509]

I'm only askin'  to feed me' Giant deamon! LMAO!

[choclatemarshmellowz]

Funny how all the guard are emperor haters loooool

[louisgworld]

"the emporer gives head, especially to his friends"

XD

[BatmanDrugs2]

Why didnt u use powderdear penis that weebam na says?

[Killedya11]

"Lots of blacks too!" Wtf? "I saw your fight with the emperor, No-one though that Dork could be beat, But you showed them hehehehe"

:O Guards... are Racist Emperor haters!

[RedSpadeTre7]

Hilarious!

[andybirger]

Lots of dogs in the town. Lots of blacks too xDDDDD

[takula8912]

hahaha, i luv it when there so fast u can barely stop laughing to laugh at thr next one and u end up rofling.

(ps, apparently vampires arent very good daedra slaves......didnt work. they still tried to take over skingrad.)

[TheChiefSlayer]

thats hilarious

[jordsoo1]

Hahaha awesome :D

[niksuboy97]

epiiiic

[DreadfulBonemeal]

"Nobody thought that dork could be beat, but you showed them all!"

[NinjaBeatle]

The Emperor cums in your shoes.

That is one harsh,..... and very personal punishment.

[taka3000000o]

"They say when you murder someone the Emperor cums in your shoes!"

[2256635]

female men folks?

[Dewani90]

@2256635 i think he said female mer-folk... errr...zomg, mermaids are robbing cages, and nobody saw that coming

[OiRudyOi]

"Lot's of blacks too!" Rofl

[valleyheroine]

I cried I laughed so hard.

[Jeniyagyu]

ROFL

[zdzislawtorpeda]

my favorite, absolutely the best and kills me every time

[testwhite]

female menfolk, ahahahahah

[Name66X]

at the end. Blessing of akatosh upon ye! lmfao!

[zxxvirusxxz]

lol



[MiotaLee]

dont watch this in school o.o

[JordanNMatthew]

nope, oblivion is not a very nice neighborhood.

[pebopablo123]

@JordanNMatthew lol