You're not so cool as you think, gamers-boys. My father didn't want to sit and read a manual with small photos on it, but this get the job done for him. Mario old school gamers, and gamers in general: we know this dvd in not for us, and this kind of simple jokes comes from people with simple sense of humor. I'm not in the mood to teach to my father how an analog stick works, so this is also handy for me. HCG: you always think you're so smart. ¿¿Ego for game skills?? That's the real joke for me.
OMG THEY DIDNT SHOW YOU HOW TO PUT IN THE BATTERIES! acually.. IF U THINK DEEPER.. X) u can realise that putting in batteries is harder than playing that game.. fail nintendo.
Connect the nunchuck to the Wii Remore. Hold them in both hands. Mario can walk. To walk, use his feet. This is water. People drink water. You can also swim in it. Press A to jump. You can jump on Goombas. (Moves slow like a snail)
- Whoah, thank you DVD guide! You just teached me how to waste my time on an unnecessary DVD!
This might be good if I ever wanted to teach my 65 year old mum to play this game. Also might be good for tiny kids who haven't played any Mario games yet.
Ok, so you tilt the joystick to the right. To do this, place your dominant thumb onto the joystick and move your thumb to the right while simultaneously causing friction between your thumb and the rubber of the stick. This should aid you in tilting the joystick to the right.
Now when you do that, provided you've already turned your Wii on and started the game, your Mario character will run to the right of the screen and progress you through the level
If anyone's watched people unfamiliar with Mario try to play Galaxy, it's suddenly very easy to realize why Nintendo did this.
Sorry, we don't live in a fairy world where everyone understands all the mechanics of 3D Mario. This is Nintendo's best effort to get closer to that wonderful fairy world.
I don't understand why there is a tutorial DVD for Super Mario Galaxy 2. They didn't do this for the first one. And I don't understand why we here in the US don't get the DVD?
making a piece of paper telling you your stupid is nothing! but! making an english woman telling you your stupid, let alone you actually putting the dvd in the machine(good job) in the first place, now that takes sheer stupidity.
what the hell. does nintendo think Europe, Asia, and Australia. are retarded. this is pathetic. or am i missing somthing
justintvinhd 1 day ago
4:42 the foopa?
bornlax 3 weeks ago
They didn't tell me how to turn on the console how do they expect me to understand this now!
Mac0901Games 1 month ago
"Press the A button to continue conversations", depite the fact that it is hinted on the screen every single time.
iDuckFilms 1 month ago
I want this game so badly
mariobro73 2 months ago
my mum is games retarted she is terrible mario this would help her ^^
chibidrawing 2 months ago
Good for steviet7PSNLive!
rodzapiola 2 months ago
You're not so cool as you think, gamers-boys. My father didn't want to sit and read a manual with small photos on it, but this get the job done for him. Mario old school gamers, and gamers in general: we know this dvd in not for us, and this kind of simple jokes comes from people with simple sense of humor. I'm not in the mood to teach to my father how an analog stick works, so this is also handy for me. HCG: you always think you're so smart. ¿¿Ego for game skills?? That's the real joke for me.
rodzapiola 2 months ago
HOLD THE ZED BUTTON
ZED ZED ZED ZED
warvad 3 months ago
This is hilarous xD
AniBenNerd 6 months ago
you have got to be kidding me Nintendo..lol..must be for xbox360 and Ps3 hard core fan boys
DavidD570 7 months ago
Im just waiting for the bloody woman to go "Try jumping if you think your ready"
Also, does Nintendo think that everyone who plays this game will start it up and go "WTF I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING SOMEONE HELP ME"
The343Player 8 months ago
First 30 seconds, its retarded... how?
ricuw11 9 months ago
"Tilt left to go left."
Oh, I though that'd make you go right. Sorry.
RaidarStudios 9 months ago 2
OMG THEY DIDNT SHOW YOU HOW TO PUT IN THE BATTERIES! acually.. IF U THINK DEEPER.. X) u can realise that putting in batteries is harder than playing that game.. fail nintendo.
kalexh 9 months ago
omg.. On what drugs r u Nintendo on?
What do u think.. if u release the nunchuck thing it will still move forwards.. -.-
OMG OMG OMG
btw sry for bad english.. x)
kalexh 9 months ago
This DVD Guide is a total fail
iononse 10 months ago
I raged at zed
THENINTENDOLUMINARY 10 months ago
To play Super Mario Galaxy 2, listen to my annoying and unessecary British accent.
TheMoonPower 10 months ago
@TheMoonPower hahahaha nice :D
kalexh 9 months ago
They didn't show how to insert the batteries into the wii remote!!
I'n still stuck on that part!! HERP DERP
hypermetalsonic 11 months ago 3
why did they make a DVD tutorial for a Wii game if Wii can't even play DVD
Kettsii 11 months ago
And now you know and knowing is half the battle
ChaosMaster7 1 year ago
it would have been so awesome if they spelled nunchuk wrong
mariosunshinefaan 1 year ago
Could this possibly insult the human brain anymore?
SpideyFan1993 1 year ago
>.>
Luke7309 1 year ago
I can't possibly watch any more, my brain is starting to melt.
Up next, 'How to breathe'.
groovygower 1 year ago
oh thank fuck that how you play. XD lol
crawford1990x 1 year ago
Connect the nunchuck to the Wii Remore. Hold them in both hands. Mario can walk. To walk, use his feet. This is water. People drink water. You can also swim in it. Press A to jump. You can jump on Goombas. (Moves slow like a snail)
- Whoah, thank you DVD guide! You just teached me how to waste my time on an unnecessary DVD!
RaidarStudios 1 year ago 4
@RaidarStudios hahaha laughed hard irl XD
kalexh 9 months ago
5:51 It's not really a ring if it's star shaped, is it?
PeteMills333 1 year ago
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PeteMills333 1 year ago
I knew how to play this, and yet I'm european and I've never played the game.... .-.
Stepmaniac27 1 year ago
lolollollollolol
viewtifuljoe99 1 year ago
This is pitiful shit. I'd prefer to watch paint dry
moonwhistle 1 year ago
you know what i actually feel sorry for the narrator i could actually picture her eyes rolling throughout the whole video
hbluna 1 year ago
i found this informative
kirby47 1 year ago
I'll be really ashamed in nintendo if they do something like this for skyward sword.
XxBroBuzzxX 1 year ago
This might be good if I ever wanted to teach my 65 year old mum to play this game. Also might be good for tiny kids who haven't played any Mario games yet.
geekymarianne 1 year ago
tooo plaaay suuper maariiooo gaalaaxxyyy twooooooo youuu'lll neeeed a nunnnchuuuk aaand aaa wiiii reeeemmmooottee. hooollld theeemmm innn booottthh haaaaannndddsssss..
LolLordy 1 year ago
OMG I DIDDNT KNOW U USE A TO JUMP IN SUPER MARIO!!!!!
SuperMegaMackan96 1 year ago
This is so much fail. You would think that this wouldn't be needed in Japan due to the fact that MARIO WAS CREATED IN JAPAN.
GHProProductions 1 year ago
"and now we learn how to breathe"
SonicRyan1992 1 year ago
YOU HEAR THAT EUROPEANS. TILT TO THE RIGHT TO MOVE RIGHT. YOU FOLLOW?
PotatoeMonkey53 1 year ago
@PotatoeMonkey53 what the fuck was that supposed to mean ?
ChaosMaster7 1 year ago
@ChaosMaster7
Good god not another one.
Ok, so you tilt the joystick to the right. To do this, place your dominant thumb onto the joystick and move your thumb to the right while simultaneously causing friction between your thumb and the rubber of the stick. This should aid you in tilting the joystick to the right.
Now when you do that, provided you've already turned your Wii on and started the game, your Mario character will run to the right of the screen and progress you through the level
PotatoeMonkey53 1 year ago
@PotatoeMonkey53 Thats what she said.
TheMoonPower 10 months ago
If anyone's watched people unfamiliar with Mario try to play Galaxy, it's suddenly very easy to realize why Nintendo did this.
Sorry, we don't live in a fairy world where everyone understands all the mechanics of 3D Mario. This is Nintendo's best effort to get closer to that wonderful fairy world.
TP3200 1 year ago
for some reason this is making me LOL very much cause Nintendo thinks the people that bought this game are a bunch of morons
prinnyzawa 1 year ago
This is on the nintendo Channel.
lilmslautner500 1 year ago
Europeans and Australians are not fucking morons nintendo we know how to play this game.
Never watched it on DVD and already 242 star'd this game last week this game is to easy anyway :P
I don't own this anymore but had to watch this on your channel for a laugh and right now I'm in stiches here LMFAO
xRocketzFighterx 1 year ago
Me and my friend shat ourselves on how shit it was, Someone should tell her how to pronounce MARIO
coxmob09 1 year ago
Do they think Europeans and Japanese people are retarded?
Dario1108 1 year ago 13
@Dario1108 They had one in Japan too, and I doubt that japanese people think they are retarded.
isaDARKNESS 1 year ago
@Dario1108 No, they just got their facts mixed up and thought America was the smart country.
Since your grammar was perfect, I'd assume you're not American.
stewiedude59 1 year ago
They also should know that they pronounced Mario's name wrong
Musiclover4951 1 year ago
I wonder why they didn't include one for people in the US? Maybe they think the US is most familiar with Mario or something.
EdwardNygma1 1 year ago
I don't understand why there is a tutorial DVD for Super Mario Galaxy 2. They didn't do this for the first one. And I don't understand why we here in the US don't get the DVD?
Pokebob1 1 year ago
just basically telling us what wev already known for yrs...
complete wast of time and efforts
steveothehulk 1 year ago
Does nobody read the instuction manual anymore?
squeakyboots13 1 year ago 8
@squeakyboots13
making a piece of paper telling you your stupid is nothing! but! making an english woman telling you your stupid, let alone you actually putting the dvd in the machine(good job) in the first place, now that takes sheer stupidity.
hbluna 1 year ago
im pretty sure you cant play DVD on the wii so why make a DVD? Anyway good idea for putting up the vid
TheMindshifter 1 year ago
I love how this game thinks where retarded ha ha
FaSGamez 1 year ago
why would they make a tutorial dvd on one of the most simplest games ever...
Pl0xInsertNameHere 1 year ago 3
@Pl0xInsertNameHere I was bored also ppl in the US Might want to know what the DVD is About you n00b plus Veiw Whoring NM ppl posted the DVD Videos
steviet7PSNLive 1 year ago
@steviet7PSNLive no i wasnt saying why you was uploading it i was saying why would nintendo make a dvd one the most simplest game ever
Pl0xInsertNameHere 1 year ago
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@steviet7PSNLive Dude, calm down. That comment was directed to the DVD itself, not your video.
meowmasterL346 6 months ago
@Pl0xInsertNameHere The DVD has cool pro videos though.
Madchimpz 1 year ago