Mass Effect 2 Uncut and Uncensored Sex Scene

[brother12100]

that would be something i do when i walk in on some one working it

[coolretrogames]

making too much of walking in on someone having space sex

if i walked in on shepard or anyone at that matter i'd just try and make it as awkard as possible

[Bexteron1990]

*rolls eyes*..... Boys... :D

[MrFPballer93]

Hahaha too funny..the last guy made this video

[khvictoryman]

Well that was a royal waste of my time. This is clearly the romance scene that is actually in the game. That being said Gamervision clearly lied.

[coolretrogames]

best parts:

hey shepard i got those, HOLY TITS!

the music

& how they're just watching him while eating nachos

[wwcwcp09]

@coolretrogames I have to say these guys make this video a cool and entertainingly funny---cuz they are ACTUALLY COOL GUYS WITH THERE HUMOR, NOT SICK BASTARDS!!! :D XD BTW, what is the name of that song that is played almost midway into the video??? I wanna know what it is so I can download it!! :D XD Peace fellas!!

[plabond]

@wwcwcp09 the song is Baltimora - Tarzan Boy

[everthestylia]

Hahahahaha you guys are handsome !!! xD

[yasha22x]

Lmfao...Aww sharing a blanket..so nice..wait..isnt that kinda gayish to be watching sumone having sex and cuddling with 2 other guys?/ o.o jus sayin..

[sersetron]

lol



[tngu7893]

Paper dosen't exist on the Normandy. Whatever it was It'd be in an omni tool.

Boomboxes came back into fashion though, so that's accurate

[gmodzombieteam]

HAHAHAAHAH! XD

[freedomphamtom]

lol,i can imagine the programers working with boners all the time xD

[dbz4lifemm]

LMFAO!

[augustinas11]

Holy tits

[SanDeigoFan1]

lolz



[stadlean]

haha what the fu..?

[augustinas11]

Shepard,shepard!!!!!!!!

[Zachu24v2]

"Woah There gonna have space sex"

[neron642]

O M G

[25365anvi]

what is that song ?????

[Kholim]

@25365anvi Tarzan Boy I spent like five hours one morning finding the name because it kept showing up on ytmnd.

[Kholim]

@25365anvi Tarzan Boy I spent like five hours one morning finding the name because it kept showing up on ytmnd.

[divineoblivionguy]

lol

[TheMushugana]

is that supposed to be joker?

[BrodyDawg12]

Im typing this with one hand

[Zachu24v2]

@BrodyDawg12 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOL

[mugenrider754]

they should play Flux Music

[mugenrider754]

i want to watch jack Uncensored sex scene Lol XD

that was a joke

[olwato]

hey i got those papers you wanted and HOLY TITS

[Mast3rT0ast420]

the 40 people who disliked this video wanted real porn XD

[lilmisho]

"HOLY TITS" :D

[takumisensei]

hahahah! awesome!

[gravityhammer88]

you guys shouldve started playing rick roll music

[bananapolannd]

make more funny videos like that ; D

[NiktheDuDie]

We all just lost the game...

[tacoslacker]

I was enjoying the vid but when Baltimora came on I just lost it. Brilliant!

[cent1991]

The armpit stain lightens up the mood.

[ToXiCxB]

haha i wasn't expecting this video to be this hilarious xD

[dropkickchris303]

Tarzan boys!

[thehobbitwaffle]

lol you guys are heroes. Champions among men.

[Fegzy]

bro on the right... I dig the beard. call me.

[laubeatz]

HAHAHAHAH hilarious hahaha

[ggdeth]

You Guys Are Classic Heroes man!

There so many ways to you guys rock Ass!plus Shepard is one kinky Guy!

YOU guys Are awesome and Keep up the great work man!I'm hooked on it like Hookers and ice cream!!

[BakaRice]

lol

thankyou for making my day. XD

[TubeZoogy]

epic sweat stain

[muraalia]

xD

[Yotashi]

Haha it's funny that the green screen background pic thingy is from the normandy sr1 XD lol and shepard was in the generator room and...wow i feel really nerdy...i'm gonna stop lmfao!

[WackedOutProduction]

LMFAOOO!!!!

[cryoist]

How the hell did the Normandy 2 blow up?In the game they have sex during slip space.Here they were just cruising.

Second of all 0:34,that's the old Normandy.

[DarkMessiahNF]

36 people were caught touching themselves to this video...

[soiled]

this was fuckin fantastic!

[NeighBro]

If the Normandy 2 isn't under constant supervision it will spontaneously combust

[hanseykemmerer]

sweaty pits?

[coolretrogames]

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[1985Farkas]

What song is that? It just makes the video.

[Melaisis]

@1985Farkas It absolutely does. :P

[WolftheWidowmaker]

@1985Farkas It's Tarzan Boy by Baltimora.

[mikevandergaag]

@mrpinkdud No, you're right...you're definitely not a dude! :)

[NemesisX7]

the dude on the left needs deodorant in a bad bad way

[GreatTherion]

LOL

[ZuDuka1]

wow, that is sad. nerds, just go on the internet!

[chuckbear]

so unrealistic 1:44 & the bra is still on?! COME ON those tits would be out & grabbed in 20secs

[qwer58j]

@chuckbear Well at least it was not as painful to watch as the sex in dragon age 1.

[cesarneen]

WTF? You're not Seannanners! >:/



[pootentobber]

Nice sweaty pits, boombox dude!

[elguachojkis]

when they decide to start dancin... now that's just the BEST part right there.

[downloadmen221]

Guys AMAZING Video.thanks for making my day good.Ah and the music is so fun.

[FallenAndRised]

How the fuck are you talking to them while being in a Normandy SR-1's bridge, while they are in the engine room on Normandy SR-2 ?XD

[Kaweebo]

*nitpicking*

Wait a second, the background that the guy stands in front of is the original Normandy...this is Mass Effect 2...so...it's the Normandy SR2...

[unwell7]

pit stain alert 1:28-1:32

[PatriciaUchiha]

ri com eles torcendo,kkkkkk

[fflamingmoe]

Music was awesome hahahahahaha

[fflamingmoe]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shit pahahahahahahahahaha.

[lol5043]

wtf LOL

[AjaxDuo]

-HOLY TITS!!! ahahah.

[77sillygirl]

when i first saw this towards the end when all the guys are dancing i really thought they were about to start kissing. CREEPY! but this makes me laugh so hard. my mom walked in on me masterbaiting once...... BEST ORGASM OF MY LIFE. i love being a girl!

[OtogakureL]

Hey sheppard, i have this papers for.. WOOOO!

[nawafwaleed]

LOOL thats was a crazy thing i love it

[gtrotter]

HORRAY FOR PIT STAINS!!

[hunt4t2]

they made the hot scene funny.. at least they can have this to compensate for the fatc that they dont get any

[ksdarkwolfv1]

awesome

[jdlh121]

Wait at this moment isnt the whole crew gone lol

[yonisis]

ARMPIT SWEAT AT 1:29!!!!

[yonisis]

Fuck I lol'd xD

[jebidi117]

"YES GO YES!" -prematurely cums- "NOOOOOO!"

[sweptPWNZER]

at part 1:49 its a replay xd

[asthmaticpoet]

my cheek bones hurt from laughing andd smiling too much

[Baldwinshogon]

totally funny stuff I loved it!

[gtrotter]

like the song to be honest. whats the name of it?

[skywalkerslegacy411]

@gtrotter 'tarzan boy' by baltimora

[TheBerserk1098]

Guerra contra la censura, que no somos monjes.

[littlemrsbloom4ever]

alright..i freaking HATE miranda but this was HILARIOUS..bravo... 

[kyle523523]

notice the papers are blank why shepard needs blank paper, lol!!

[decisivepush]

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[tomuchpussy]

yall dumb as hell yo lol

[seriousbusiness47]

Um....Isn't the background that you guys are in front of from Mass Effect 1?

[KinGzeDK]

lol.. on my next playthrough i´m gonna call the character "Tarzan-boy Shepard" :D

[theNEWrule1]

that girl looks like the spy girl that protects chuck, in chuck, think her name is sarah

[MurrayTheMac]

@theNEWrule1

That's because it IS her.

[theNEWrule1]

@MurrayTheMac well i like her she really cool

[baileybond96]

@theNEWrule1 thats because miranda is modeled and voiced by the actor who who plays sarah

[butty41]

space sex...the best kind of sex there is. oh wait theres yvonne strahovski sex....damn!

[waggsta112]

LOL

[GomezGTS]

:DDD

[MGOFadeToBlack]

woah i thought they were short in the frist it was so much longer lo

[Soma81]

ok the 3 stooges need to be put into the airlock lol

[Fr0st1989]

"WHOA! They're totally going to have space sex. This. Is hot."

[ChillPilgrim1138]

Who are these clowns? How the hell did the Collectors not get them?

[snakeoi1sean]

@ChillPilgrim1138 that's just what I was thinking

[Sobol1987]

HOLY TITS! xD

[Efresh1234able]

lol at pit stains on the left guy

[Gladosayx]

lol I love this video.

[BrittVonKruel]

Joker was too busy to be flying, he was probably having the same party up in the helm

[DownAbove99]

did Miranda steel the bra from star wars?

[Schenckster1989]

YEA FOR SEX!!! ^^

[BlazingAngel456]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[coy935]

ROFL

[LATRONNIK]

those guys are geeks o.ô

[OceanAve83]

BAHAHAHAHA awesome!

[dinosaurandnapkin]

PITS ON THE LEFT!

[videomanlt]

...and than he takes out the old school blastuhh. Shit just got real man.

[dadadannn]

Gamervision, that music you put in didn't ruin the video or interupt the sex, it just made the vid alot more funny

Good job guys funniest part of my day :)

[Jimmyboy679]

lol funny

[mrpinkdud]

wait waht??? wahts up whit the gay music at the end there??? seriusly!!!

[gamervision]

@mrpinkdud

Did it interrupt the sex?

[mrpinkdud]

@gamervision yes it did'

[gamervision]

@mrpinkdud

Sorry, next time I'll put on some smooth jazz or something.

[mrpinkdud]

@gamervision oki:D

[skywalkerslegacy411]

@gamervision are you kidding me?????? i literally fell down laughing my ass off when i heard that XD

i liked your song choice for this: tarzan boy by baltimora. of course, my mind went straight to TMNT 3 went it came on, so thank u very much!! ;D

[MadDeAngelo]

@gamervision Tarzan Boy is to be used strictly for the gay sex.

[skittleboy15]

@gamervision Don't listen to these fools. That song was loltastic.

[mikevandergaag]

@mrpinkdud Please don't bother to comment if you're under the age of 12 and do not understand the reference.

[mrpinkdud]

@mikevandergaag well.. atleast i am not a dude that complains on evry person that says something.

[zzNinjaBrozz]

WTF LOL 

[ultimatepower65]

bahahahahah thats awesome bahahah

[bughhy09]

anybody nothiced that the background image is from mass effect 1 ?

[Farplane321]

@bughhy09 Shhhhh... Miranda is topless...

[bughhy09]

@Farplane321 i surely noticed that lol

[ohshitthedman]

@bughhy09 Yup, glad I'm not the only one.

[alberino2]

ahahhahahahha FUNNY!

[ESPsplit]

...Nerds...

[MrZacattack4]

"hey shepherd i got those papers you asked fo- HOLY TITS" lol

[AsylumEscapade]

I almost peed my drawers, that was funny.

[strawberr1]

Swear to god, nobody could have appreciated the use of Tarzan Boy more then I. Well done to you all, well fucking done.

[hamtyl07]

thats pretty damn funny but did anyone else notice they had the backdrop from the CIC from the SR1 int the engine room of the SR2

[Gruntzen]

@hamtyl07 Yes... I'm such a dork...

[halofangirl117]

lol! Holy Tits!

[gurezurei]

They ruined Reflections OST!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I lol'ed . . . . HOLY TITS!!!

[Styliztik12345]

Ahahahahahah ! ROFL THAT MADE ME LAUGB

[TheMorrisseyMan]

whats this song? lol i need to bulk up my 80's collection !!!

[Time2pwnify]

@AsianBrand

Lol

[nijian32]

ROFL!

[friskedkitty]

I am LOVIN the pit stain :)

[AsianBrand]

Two days later, Shepard reported to hit on Tali'zora, with her replying "I might get sick..." he then said...

"WHO TOLD YOU?!"

[NightpredatorX]

lol these are shock when they see they have space sex

[4rmGP]

lol "...HOLY TITS!!!!!"



[DABIGBOOMER]

holy tits

[wolfenstainfan23]

Hey sheperd I got the papers u ask fo- HOLLY TITS!!!! Priceless

[Juro5696]

Oh lord...

[SpectreGuy1997]

Lol at the end it sounds like he says "Hey who's watching the shit?" lol

[SpectreGuy1997]

I'm just gonna hang out here... (PERV!)

[SpectreGuy1997]

Love The music

[SpectreGuy1997]

I love the 2nd guy that comes in.

[159Fender159]

Rofl at the end

[TheHornylol]

LMAO "hey i got your papers-WHOAA!!!" best line EVER!!!

[CMDRKillsalot]

"Holy tits!"

[smartbro678]

hahahahahaaaa LOL!!!! i cant stop laughing hahaha this vid made my day

[DrNeo420]

juicy

[Halo6406]

Hey sheopard got those papers you asked for....... Holy tits. Lol

[isal3]

John Sheppard of Atlantis and Lyran of Travelers?? "Dun shoot too early Colonel...!" HAHA Mckay's gonna be sooo jealous about this....!

[thespatulapeople]

One lightyear high club!

[MechaNinjaTaco]

space sex is the best sex

[TheSuperPsychaholic]

not wanting to sound weird or anything but I would go for a closer look.

[SpectreGuy1997]

Hey Shepard I got those-Holy Fuck!

[ImperialArmour]

this shit is weak.

[TehWave]

Real action begins at 1:30

[zerohour20XX]

...Fail. The first minute was okay but after that it was stupid.

[creampuffpuff]

asuhsauhashuasuh

[xhugox13]

lmao

im going to got play some me2 now : )

[sithlaster102]

funny has hell

[Olirap]

i have only one criticism, how did we hear everyone when the camera was outside the ship?