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  • Look at this old cocksucker preach to the frat boys who don't know shit about psychology or society.

    All they do is buy into whatever he says because they are trying to be the cool 'rebellious' atheists who look down on other people with traditions and beliefs.

    You atheists pricks have nothing better to do than to belittle and criticize people for their beliefs.

    If it supports good values and morals, and provides hope for a better life, what's wrong with it?

    Fuck Carlin.

  • wow coming from a guy who's IP is "SockMYDick" I would love to take your religious side seriously.

    here's something for you "Fuck You"

  • criticizing people on their beliefs? maybe if you religious fucks keep your shit to yourselves and not shove your fake manipulated shit in our faces, we wouldn't have to say anything. we'd all just go about our lives

  • i love it comedy with meaning

  • what a bitter old man.

  • we obviously are watching two different videos. the video i saw was someone telling it exactly how it was. if you want your lies sugar coated, you can rewatch the inauguration speech promises.

  • Agreed.

    Unfortunately people look at things the way they wish they were instead of the way they really are.

  • well said my friend, haha

  • dead man...

  • I loved this man.

  • he is a smart man, well was.

  • Guy in the audience at 2:56 - left side of the screen, white shirt, not clapping. He might be one of the rich cock suckers Carlin is talking about...

  • George Carlin nails it..!!

  • HES FUNNY BUT TELLS THE TRUTH.

  • I wish the general population honestly opened their eyes or *minds eye* hah, but seriously I don't understand how people don't see these things like we do. Its really sad and sorta depressing

  • I love you ppl, and would like to get to know you more, please email me back.

  • I only wish I would've started to listen to him when he was alive.

    I wish I could've seen him live.

  • WOW this man can really Speak Out! He says what all of us think but disregard

  • This is the best. There is no way to disagree with this.

  • Was George predicting the 2008 bailout? 1:98

    It's happening...

    :-(

  • Truth IS enlightening. Be the sponge. Soak it up.

  • Once I again I must state that Carlin is god. Carlin and there are others, but Carlin says all of the shit that most of us wanna say. At least those who have their third eye open any way. These fucken bankers are running everything and the people are stuck fighting and begging over crumbs. We are ALL slaves to the system. To quote the GOD John Henry Clarke "only slaves can abolition slavery."

  • Dream*Boat

    America set sail into the unknown as the Nina, Pinta & Santa Maria, built he'r self up into the Edmund Fitzgerald, arrived on the high seas as the Titanic, hit the ice berg of climate change, loaded the survivors onto the Exxon Valdez, ran aground and everyone jumped ship like rats onto the Black Pearl, now he'r only salvation or hope for rescue is to start bailing out the sinking ship, change habits and ways, surrounded by a military escort, while scrambling aboard the Love*Boat.

  • 'News is the cultural air we breathe, the whole ideological atmosphere of our society which tell us what can be said and not be said..' schudson.

  • I'm assuming this is one of Carlin's HBO specials, but does anyone know which one it is? I've hunted around and can't seem to find it.

  • Ahhh... This was a good one. This is from Carlin's HBO special: "Life is worth losing".

  • Awesome. Thanks man!

  • I definatly agree with whats hed going for, but seriously... This isn't comedy, this is George Carlin the Humanitarian, not George Carlin the Comedian.

  • What a great guy he was!!!!! One of those human beings that had the gift to shed light with humor!

  • Oops, sorry, posted twice. It's a plutocracy, not a democracy. Noam Chomsky 'Manufacturing Consent' is along the same lines as what Carlin is saying here.

  • About "Pledge of Allegiance" author Francis Bellamy being a Christian socialist...I'm not too big on the pledge, especially forced recital (like in Colorado schools). Look how far we've come, what with corporate bailout socialism and everything? I don't think that's what Francis had in mind. Pat Robertson wanted Christian socialist Hugo Chavez' head on a platter. I won't recite it until Native American political prisoner Leonard Peltier is granted pardon. Obama ain't said a word.

  • About "Pledge of Allegiance" author Francis Bellamy being a Christian socialist...I'm not too big on the pledge, especially forced recital (like in Colorado schools). Look how far we've come, what with corporate bailout socialism and everything? I don't think that's what Francis had in mind. Pat Robertson wanted Christian socialist Hugo Chavez' head on a platter. I won't recite it until Native American political prisoner Leonard Peltier is granted pardon. Obama ain't said a word.

  • I agree with him on a lot of points but I believe he is wrong on one point. Big businesses do not want more for themselves and less for everyone else. They want more for themselves and more for you as well so you can afford their stuff! But the only reason they want more for you is so they can get more for themselves so ya they don't care about you at all at all at all lol.

  • "We praise a man who is angry on the right grounds, against the right persons, in the right manner, at the right moment, and for the right length of time." - Aristotle

  • oh and the ones who think this is boring and just not funny will be the first ones with these rfid chips implanted into them and if u dont know what that is well then thank you for proving my point

  • he isn't whining... he's telling all the fucking morons out there the reality of our world.. but because our society is so polluted and delusional from mass media entertainment and technology that we've been bought off with.. we're soo wrapped up in our naive little bubble that we just don't give a shit anymore

  • that old guys looks smart! At least some americans aren't that dumb

  • You obediant worker..

  • In fairness, when George grew up the banks/governing bodies had less control of education than they do today... George was from a time when social control wasn't so evolved, when education was allowed to be good, because knowledge, science and technology was the foundermental ideology of creating a successful western world, it was useful, but now it has all been created what use are we? We are just breathing monetary inflation beings to them, more like a herd of useful animals than human!

    Peace

  • Heart failure is what the media fed us but of course he was knocked off. They are getting rid of as many of the influential rebellious people as they can before the NWO really gets into gear.

  • Absofuckinglutely.

  • It's more than the USA gov. It's just about every gov. in the world.

  • not in belgium, we don't have a gov.xD

  • you don't? lol I don't know anything about Belgium, but wouldn't the country look like Somalia W/ out a gov.

  • He's right. We're no better than a colony of ants or termites, blindingly serving a fat-ass queen until we die.

  • LISTEN TO WHAT HE"S SAYING

  • Nailed it.

  • Did he not see the Financial Crisis of 08' or what??

  • he died :(

  • Do elaborate! Please!

  • The Federal Reserve (privately owned and run for private profit) caused the 1929 crash and then used that as a cover to pull one third of the money supply out of circulation over the next 4 years, then gave alot of that money to Germany to build up its industries plus Hitlers party.

    Look up 'The Money Masters'

  • Interesting theory, but is there concrete proof?

    Send me a message if you don't feel like commenting on here.

  • *yawn*

  • BOOM! Who could possibly argue against this common sense.  RIP Carlin.

  • I care, but I'm made out to be crazy for telling it like it is.

  • You know Hitler was Christian right?

  • No Hitler wasn't a Christian, but I don't see what they has to do with Carlins subject matter.

  • he wasn't christian, he was catholic

  • Catholic is Christian..

  • Catholosism is a branch of Christianity.

  • Fuckfaces,

    WHo the fuck cares?! STupid Ass he was not religious. He didn't believe in God and THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING POINT LISTEN TO WHAT HE IS SAYING YOU ARE THE FUCKING MORONS HE"S TRYING TO ENLIGHTEN, SCHMUCK!

  • Hilter was raised a Roman Catholic, but I don't think he was one by the time he formed the Nazi party. Ironically, he was funded to power with American money.

  • He was when he wrote Mein Kampf though

  • Hitler was a holy roman catholic but he also has ties to the occult.

  • It's a big club, and you aint in it! lmao that got me!

  • That's where you're wrong, Jack. It's the kind of philosophical, critical thinking that he was talking about being eroded away. Exxon gets billions in tax breaks while our kids get more and more programs cut from their schools. Insurance companies make record profits, while their customers (who can still afford to pay their ridiculous rates) die because their claims get denied.

  • Critical thinking and Abbie Hoffman-esque preaching does not a standup routine make.

  • I'm not sure if it was really meant to be all that funny, but I wouldn't call it whining.

  • whining? its education u foggot

  • His older stuff is more comedy. You just aren't into dirty or deep humor, you're probably more of the Louis Black type or the... hm... DANE COOK TYPE?

  • Back in the day of Al Sleet, he was awesome, I'll give you that. Later, he just started yapping.

    ...and BTW, I'm a Mitch Hedberg fan.

  • Yeah, he does seem to rant a lot in his later shows.

    But hes smart, and all his rants are very interesting.

  • they say with older age people start to see the world more clearly.

    i guess George was really angry with what he saw.

  • George taught me that voting is a waste of time. He was right. I am proud that I did not participate in last November's charade. I stayed home and stroked my cock more than once.

    RIP George.

  • Here, here. My first time voting as an adult and I didn't do it. Fuck em'!

  • Don't ever let anyone give you are hard time for not voting. Not voting IS a vote. Peace.

  • If you fail to become a part of the political system, you will be ruled by the idiots around you.

  • I am a part of the political system and I am still ruled by the idiots around me. Rest assured the two party system is a front for the top. Either way their agenda will be done. No party will stop that. One party rules and eventually pisses off the public to the point of choosing the other team. Both teams are beholden to the CFR. Look into Baracks admin. Several of his staff are CFR too. It is they who make the rules...hence nothing changes for the better. "And nobody seems to notice"......

  • Obama is going to bring change!BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!! Meet the new boss,same as the old boss!!!!!

  • damn straight

  • Lol, you're stupid.

  • Fact

    Your home can be leagaly serached with no warant,you canbe thrown into jail with no trial,and be leagaly TOURTURED if the government THINKS your COULD be a terorist

    at eny moment the governmentcan say

    "TERORIST" Point at you and make u disapear

  • It is truly rare for Americans these days to elect un-corrupt politicians.

  • this country is fucked up.

    what the hell happened?

    fuck all the corrupt motherfuckers in the government.

  • It's more than just the corruption in the government. It's the extremely wealthy powerful private owners of the central banks that control the political parties and run the show. Watch 'The Money Masters' on my favs.

  • R.I.P.

    -George carlin 2008

    -U.S.A. 2010

  • You guys have no idea how right he is and in how little time youl see the full power of the "Real Owners Of Usa"

  • I have an idea of how right he is. We are still under the national emergency of 1933. We are all corporate citizens. You do not own anything! Even when paid for. On your own property you are listed as the tenant. You must seperate yourself from the corporate entity. It is not hard to do. He is right. It does not matter who is president either. Nothing will change. The changes by Bush will be used by Obama. Directive 51 etc. Unfuck ourselves. Get out of the system.

  • I don't give a fuck about them either........and I haven't given a fuck longer. The only tools in "their" boxes are lies and money. Whats in yer box?

  • WOW!!! The unfortunate thing is that hes right

  • genius

  • This man is 100% correct.

    You are blind to reality if you think otherwise, it's time to face the facts.

    Otherwise we can just wait another 10-20 years and see how we're doing.

  • Atta boy George... we can put our faith in ourselves or in the powers that be... we all end up in the same place anyway, so wtf... as long as you don't hurt anyone else or yourself... go for it!!!!!!!!!!!

  • mother fucking truth.. people need to wake up.. '09 is crucial.. and these assholes will go through any means to take you out if you are disobedient ! fuck obama fuck politics.. THEY DONT CARE ABOUT YOU!

  • sounds like a revolution is needed, don't know anyone who would put up living in a country like that, RIP george carlin fucking legend

  • Im trying to get out of this Gestapo ridden hellhole. Help!

  • amen damnit. Amen!

  • 0:36

    you have no choice. you have owners.

    how do your owners view you, the common folk?

    ... very little was known about the proles. It was not necessary to know much. ...

    ... Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, petty quarrels with neighbours, films, football, beer, and above all, gambling, filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.

    George Orwell - 1984

  • A black person would have his head blown off mid sentence for saying some shit like this. I wish all white people were real and brave and not coward and pussies. Long Live Carlin!

  • because there minds are enslaved,,,they tried that shit here with the lisbon treaty and we told them to go fuck themselves because thankfully enough people here are aware of what the governments are trying to do

  • I know. When I say white people, I mean Amerikkkans. Caucasian Amerikkkans are the only Europeans who classify themselves as "white". Every other people classify themselves by Nationality. Unfortunately, Blacks have no Nationality. Thats why I am a Black Nationalist like Marcus Garvey, but most people are brainwashed to believe that Black Nationalism is racist, NO! I just want to be classified by something other than my skin color! Hollywood does its best to perpetuate this racist ideology.

  • your country is crazy, i mean it's really crazy. america still makes a big deal bout interracial couples, abortion etc i really feel for you and everyone else being labelled and judged i mean it's 2008 shit like that should'nt be still happening. sometimes i wonder if we can be helped, it seems so many people just don't care enough to break the cycle of routine their in to ask questions and educate themselves

  • Because in Amerikkka, when you ask too many questions, you die.

  • your human... thats a good classification.

    color should never matter in any situation its just very sad that it does.

  • hes already dead

    22 June 2008, heart failure

  • Why cant all white people be like Carlin?

  • because the government doesn't want that. They want you to WORK!

  • this video should be watched without laughing. What he talks is actually happening and this story goes deeper than you think.

  • I agree with you. every word he says is completely true and sad. maybe thats why he is making them laugh. you are right tho.

  • completely. People who were in the audience went home, head full of thoughts like "I am a new person now", "I will start thinking critically" and other sh*t like that. Then in the next morning they wake up, and they completely forgot it.

  • haha amen to that

  • 1:18 - 1:23

    "...They don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. ..."

    minimum 95% of adult population cannot understand one of the most basic principles of 5th grade physics; Newtons third law.

    "For every action there is an equal but opposite reaction."

    seems easy enough, right?

    let's see if you understand it.

    was this law suspended for WTC 1 and 2 on 9-11?

    if no, what does that mean?

  • people got sidetracked by the "TERROR THREAT" and never looked back. after all these years have gone by, people are growing in those who know what happened. Then , now, and in the future. why not make people laugh i guess? it is so so sad. it is fucking terrible!!

  • So true what George Carlin is talking about

  • you're one sad douchebag.

  • This is hilarious!! Political and social humour is some of the funniest stuff you'll ever find. That's what makes George Carlin funny, he tells the truth. R.I.P. George.

  • awesome.

  • tube this... Little Known Facts about America

    I knew all but about 3. Start to learn if you do not know.

  • Deal in cash...as long as it is accepted. Do not have a bank account.

  • He was very wise...and he made it funny. We are screwed if we allow ourselves to be. We should put less emphasis on our money and look to change the things we can. Do not be part of the problem. I have known some very wealthy un-happy people. You can not buy happiness....only stuff. R.I.P. You were the man. We will miss you.

  • if u have a bank account ur part of the problem

  • i was there

    r.i.p

  • Even though he was an atheist, GOD BLESS HIS SOUL

  • Joe Pesci bless his soul.

  • no, it's from "life is worth losing"

  • i would love to hear carlin on the bailout, too bad hes dead already......... :(

  • I'd like to know which DVD this is from so I can buy it. I agree with Carlin on 98% of his rant, but he does push credibility a tad. Most of us KNOW that we are being fucked, and have the critical skills to understand that. Who doesn't already know that 2% of the population controls 95% of the wealth? Thanks, George, but we KNOW WE'RE FUCKED. I believe every president, on Day One, is read the Riot Act by the powers that be on how things are going to happen. "Fuck your agenda. Here's the deal!"

  • it's from the "you are all diseased" dvd

  • Thanks!

  • oh no doubt we know all that, he's just reminding all the others in denial or starting to barley think that may or may not be true

  • wats the riot act

  • An old English law from 1715 that said any group of more than 12 people constituted a mob and could be disbursed by the police by force. In common language, it refers to a very stern issuance of "the way things will be." For example, if you have an unruly teenager and you "read him the riot act," it means if he doesn't toe the line, he's in for a beating. So the powers-that-be tell the president: "Fuck your agenda. This is the way things will go." That's what I meant.

  • tha fuked up, wa can we do bout this bullshit

  • I don't know...

    it's 1715 so we are just going to have to wait this whole thing out!

    lol

  • i thing those bigshots saw this and assassinated him.

  • I assume this is meant tounge in check, fucking hilarious either way.

  • RIP Carlin

  • Excellent clip

  • A true legend,He'd have made a good president R.I.P.,we love ya George.

  • R.I.P George Carlin

  • I can't believe this is a 3 minute clip. There's so much substance and eloquence you'd think it's at least 10 minutes!

  • i agree with george carlin.. all wat he said is true everyone thinking that obama is our hope and he can do all these changes..he has no power

    to do that..just ideas on the table..

    our hope is GOD people try to put that in ur head.....THANK GOD 4 GEORGE CARLIN he was a gud man may god bless him

  • hahahahaha,

    youtube george carlin on religion ;)

  • He was talking about Obama.

  • He was a great man, and now he's dead. What comes around goes around.

  • RIP

  • I miss him, and yet I never met him.

  • i feel the same way dude

  • his stand up got more political as he got older and it isnt as funny. i still respect him for what he has graced us with when he was alive. R.I.P. George Carlin

  • I agree 100%

  • thanks

  • Towards the end...I think George felt that opening peoples eyes to the TRUTH might not be as "funny" as reality - but a good dose of REALITY was more needed than simply humour.The one thing I will say for George? - he was an observer of life, and a champion for truth, humanity, and freedom - who used comedy as a vehical whenever he could - to

    show us all that yes, life CAN be funny...but when life sucks...there really IS a reason..and the men behind the veil are the cause - not bad luck.

  • yes i agree 100%

  • i absolutely love this man.

    he is unbelievably brave, and he only speaks the truth.

  • Legend RIP.

  • Everyone says george didnt care and he said it himself. But he spent his life pointing out our mindless obsessions and ingorant behaviors. He cared, but its up to us to listen. And, and if he didnt care, he did more for us with his material than any man ive ever seen that said he loves this country.

    Its not about you or I, its about us. And to me he cared enough to tell us. Almost all of his best stuff refers to everyday things that we all DO and we all laughed just as hard....WHY?

  • perfect.

    cmon ppl face the fact

  • A better health care system would be an improvement. It costs an arm and a leg now, and you aren't my pal.

  • legend

  • i just dont believe that there is a conspiracy amongst the wealthy to deprive people of better education. i think money is spent in the wrong places and those who benefit from education dont give back, so it is an inefficient cycle that leaks money and doesnt compensate enough to attract better teachers.

  • I think he gives a highly accurate description of the social algorithm of the crowd that is on its way out. We'll see a new crowd coming in. I wouldn't expect a big burden placed on the champions of industry any more than the working person will see an increase in tax because a Democrat got elected. The wealthy don't need a conspiracy to steal from the working classes. It's business as usual which was George's point, God rest his soul. To bad he didn't live to see a regime change.

  • Too bad.

  • "It's business as usual which was George's point"

    Nonsense,that is and was the policy of the US governments since beginning.

  • Indeed. Nonsense, that is!

  • Touche! Em..no.

  • What regime change? Take it from me pal, the moment a politician talks about 'change', you can instantly conclude NOTHING will change at all. Obama has already hired Republicans to his soon to be government. Next week, he is expected to appoint Hitlery Clinton. He wont tackle the Federal Reserve system, he is planning a multi trillion dollar healthcare system that will make huge profits for the corporations as cost the US taxpayer an arm and a leg.

  • oh he was really sick...

  • I mean physically

  • To all those who continue to p