Ellen's monologue about scary things

[catdogfishy]

I remembered, one time I was little when I went to the mall, I was so scared that my dad had to come down and carry me up the escalator. He just went straight up carrying me.

[catdogfishy]

Let's just say:

1.I check behind shower curtains for serial killers

2.I look around the room to make sure nothing was missing

3.I yell for my mom when the house is quiet, as if someone broke in...

[Kyuuri414]

I'm scacred of ostrages xD They're a lot more dangerous than sharks too. They'll gladly kick you in the face with long claw-toes. Instant death!

[renthead9311]

omg, i am so scared of frogs. so is my sister!

[Ulrock7777]

Is this when she started kaakaa?! The bird noises she made at the beginning of the show for a while? xD

[hockeyqueen]

ellen is awesome!

i'm terrified of birds too 

[bingbingdede123]

I'm scared of the exorcist, clowns, dolls, and spiders

[MortalKombat773]

I was scared of the escalator when I was little too. My mom would go up, and I would still be at the bottom lols

[sugarychocobot]

I'm not scared of sharks XD

[MrBeesKnees12]

the EXORSIST scares the shit out of me

[Greywolf717wp]

Ellen can do bird calls quite well

[TheAPrincess]

Clows, Chucky, and the dark.

[oklahomagal09]

i'm afraid of your mom.

[LPNemmalee]

IM AFRAID OF CLOWNS :(

[pinkandizyan]

really..y?

[LPNemmalee]

my brother used to scare me with them. and i there makeup scares me

[TheBecka101]

im a afraid of chucky and spiders and parasites

[EABchannel333]

I'm afraid of everything thats not afraid of me. ...unless they have candy.

[Chelsea69Chaotic]

the zodiac killer haha :|

it scares the shit out of me.

[ternitamas]

i was freaked out by ET when i was very small and ran out of the cinema!!

[tresica]

I am afraid of dead dogs

some ppl would call me crazy but have u ever seen when they swell becuz of the gases in them........ well im always afraid they are gonna blow

[iSplode]

Dead cows have been known to explode. Oh lawdy that's gross.

[MalEmOCooL]

my fear is clown's and the dark.

[annebeeluverbug]

as are mine

[mistressmandy4589]

I'm scared of grasshoppers :(

[ioana2193u7]

i'm scared of spiders and clowns baha...they are freaky

[annebeeluverbug]

i love spiders, though i'm wary of them

[ioana2193u7]

when i was five i felt in a deep hole and there was like 20 spiders on me...i'm scared of them since then lol i know it's a lame story but w/e

[codyandjohnnyluver]

exactly my two fears

[tolazyk]

I think this was the first time she said "Kaa!"

[postrockalypse]

Ellen... i need a baby mama!

[booboo939]

ah ha i love this woman. lol. im afraid of clown. its all my big sisters faults. and the movie it

[janistonbest]

lol, i used to be scared of escalators too :))

[postrockalypse]

listen to her track "Scary Things" from the album TASTE THIS alone in a darkened bathroom at midnight. BOO!

[milkshaker7171]

oh i love ellen even though shes a lesbo

[kelcikelcikelci]

Im terrified of birds too lol

[LexCooBukaba]

Haha me too. And I'm scared of fish too lol. I had a bad experience with fish when I was about 4 lol.. But I'm not like the freaky people who cry when they see something their scared of. I just cry if a frog is inside the house XD...

[kelcikelcikelci]

haha. I Literally have nightmares about birds. Ugh. And HATE fish too. When i look at one i get a stomach ache. Not sure why. haha.

[LexCooBukaba]

I was attacked by an ostridge when I was 9. It pecked me in the head and chased me around. And I was also attacked by a parrot as it was flying around XD.. Kind of explains why I'm afraid of birds XD..

[kelcikelcikelci]

:0 Thats a good reason. I don't really have one...they just scare me haha

[LexCooBukaba]

Reptiles just scare me XD

[annebeeluverbug]

yeah. i used to live in florida, where they had iguanas. those things are creepy!

[LexCooBukaba]

I love animals. But sometimes their freaky xD.

[deaflistener]

heyy!! i was scared of esclators as a kid too! but only the ones going down...i thought i was gonna fall if i didnt step on it correctly LOL

[janistonbest]

opposite for me- i figured my feet would get sucked in at the op, if i didn't step off right, but then i was scared to step off, cause you know when you step off, one foot's off but the other one is still moving, so that used to freak me out- my dad would have to lift me up and over the edge of it :P

[Ganut22]

lol I love Tony :P

[maple1346]

lmao the part was funny people that aren't scared of anything scare me lol and the bird nosies she's so good at making them

[SillyChemoChick]

omfg she said wat r copades i chocked on my gum!!

[sexyaShleyhilton]

hahahahaha the sounds she made were amazing!!!!

[t0th1nk]

Aww, she never did her bird noises after tony left... I kinda missed those sounds. :(

[GoInsaneWhenPigsFly]

LOLLLLL shes sooooooo funny!!! this show is awsome!

[phemyda94]

i loved escalators when i was a kid

[ILoveTobin]

hey, witch year is this?

[TehHorreur]

No. Wizard year.

[oaktree03]

ROTFL!!!!!!! Clever.

[Imagymnast114]

lol.

[inuyasha2756]

Lol The eculator one was awsome I love her birds sounds too=D

[justinsmodernlife]

i miss tony!

[aliceonmeth12]

omg. i had the esculator fear too.... hahaha

[gigiii029]

i LOVE her sound effects!!

[DamiaJay]

hahaha rotflmao!