How To Wake Up Early When You Absolutely Have To

[88marome]

*sad face* I thought there would be actual tips on how to wake up if you can't hear the alarm clock even if you have 3 alarms (no I don't have hearing problems), and/or is so incredibly tired (even after more than 8 hours of sleep) that you can't get out of bed and just fall asleep again. :(

[RileySmiley1231]

Your stupid videos aren't funny and don't help.

[videogamebeater]

Why would you leave breakfast out the whole night?!

[cool91dog2]

When I need to wake up early, I call my friend in prison. Good advice howcast.

[JohnCongPham]

i sleep with only half my brain so when the boogy man comes out ill be alert!

[eternalstyle27]

yeah cold eggs are great in the morning -.-

[TheIdotBOYS]

Wow hes rlly bad at math. U need 2 wake up at 7:28 smart one

[DbonexPf8nk]

just buy a alarm clock you cheap dueche

[ACDCcoverkid]

How to wake up early:

1. Set your clock for early

2. wake up

Did you know that you can hear with your ears?

[HookerFashion]

@ACDCcoverkid bles u

[Viktoriya556]

What if I don't have all of those things?

[ZippoDuckzzz]

or you can just wake up.... im not a morning person and im a swimmer.... i know how to wake up in the morning

[greasyhackerz]

that breakfast will be so disgusting by the morning :/

[nialljamesbuckley]

Step 1 - gtfo of the internet and go to bed at a reasonable time

Step 2 - don't be a lazy bastard and get up at a reasonable time

Step 1 is optional.

[peterstone14]

The duck thing at the end is just weird.

[gabejericogrant]

60-32 is not 38 it's 28... Wtf???

[ItsKingMalmal]

LOL random duck fact at the end

[TheFruuuit]

just set an alarm clock and place it away from ur bed so you have to move... even a dumb cunt wud figure out to wake up nd turn it off..

[Jaesango]

1) He wasn't wearing socks before he left

2) He dressed up in a suit for a menial food restaurant

[aquariumluver]

You will need: Your mom

Step 1: nothing just get your mom to wake you up -_-

[OliveOreo12]

He has nice eyes.

[SweetAngelNelly]

i'm gonna do that not for work i'm gonna do that for school i'm always late !

[jayblescashews]

is he eating on a frisbee?

[felizilef]

2:06 snailing?

[onelastmatt]

0:58 perfect example of how reliable these videos are..

[MILBOGAMER]

I wanna be a duck too..

[everydayimcrafting]

who would wanna hurt a duck

[TheAngelOfSorrow]

pssh..... 7:38 is not early.

[ehothegamer]

I wanna be a duck...

[WrappedDesertRose96]

idiotz

[CelticsRock68]

Bitch needs to stretch LMFAO!!!

[KaitlynComeau]

I'll use that to days a week

[iGotTheTopComment]

Actual the best solution is just to forward the clock to 20 minutes. When you see the clock in the morning your brain wont handle the switch you did.

But after a while you will adapt so the solution to that is just to change the time to something different than 20 min

[Vizz18XD]

Step 1: GET THE FUCK OUTTA BED

[Marini2000]

ohhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i love the annoying alarms cool breakfast mmmhm aaaaaaaaaaaand the best of all i wanna sleep again :P

[TehSoulZero]

How i love to drink cold coffee and eat cold toast with cold eggs and cold bacon! Just YUM!

[frysdog93]

@samlevable

He didn't "got" his job? Did you fail English? Must have been too busy on YouTube to bother studying huh?

[MilitantMindz]

You fucking kidding? Write down how long it takes you to shower and eat?

Protip: Wake up 2 hours early and get the shit done

[Irishperson1267]

clocks - check

friend - check

willpower - fuck that

[cvb123455]

8:00 - 00:32 = 7:38 ???????

[samlevable]

@cvb123455 thats why he make howcast vids, he didnt got his job cause of his math...

[cvb123455]

@samlevable LOFL

[NickIsOriginal]

If your roommates need to play games after yoru bed time. have them mute the tv.

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO PLAY CoD with no sound?!?!?!?

[blurasxbery]

Lol he SWEARED

[xcut1]

So what does ducks have to do with me wakeing up early?!!?

[TheKMStudios]

Spent two hours watching Howcast videos...This shits addicting.

[jeremywang4614]

wish i was a duck.

[Uberstreak]

You will need: A swearer nyan cat tzar bombs vinegar? potassium sulfate (motorcycle battery acid) lemons? pure capsaicin step 1 : the swearer will insert acid and capsaicin in your mouth. alarms go off. this is a surefire way to wake up. Did you know that humans can't wake up easily?

[boredoutofherwits]

isn't it supposed to be 7:28? :\

[ArcticAndyV2]

Willpower....? can i buy that in bulk...

[youngshadow1]

@ArcticAndyV2 at BJ'S or Walmart

[ThisisRMiranda]

0:58 -----> 8:00 - :32 = 7:38 EPIC FAIL HOWCAST. -.- Try making, how to solve basic mathematical problems!

[jabooper]

@ThisisRMiranda looks like someone's gonna be late…

[LucKaaRawrr]

@ThisisRMiranda that is irony, not stupidity.

[17921newaccount]

@ThisisRMiranda it said 38...

[MrRandomnamepls]

@17921newaccount That's the point , lol?

[14greenboy14]

@ThisisRMiranda actual time 7:28

[Xyn1407]

@ThisisRMiranda I believe 8:00 o'clock minus 32 minutes = 7:28 o'clock

[ProgressingDownward]

eww. His food is going to be all cold in the morning. gross.

[AwesomeAssassin1000]

that alarm is the same one i have its so fucking annoing but its the only one that gets me up

[MrPmoyle]

math fail

[BlufingerDreams]

It's 7:28 LOL

[samalyy]

this was a really funny vid!

especially 2:00

xD

[MasterMorty]

Since you won't fall asleep if you go to bed early, here's a tip: Take a nap in the late afternoon (if you want to do this easily, just read a Charles Dickens novel, it will even get schoolwork done, ) and when you wake up, it will be night. Simply go to bed at your regular time (assuming it's before midnight) and then you'll wake up really early naturally, and with 7 hours of sleep. YAY

[BlueSilverfish]

your alarm clock should't be in reach of your bed /hand. It should be so far away that you have to stand up and walk to your alarm clock (But the the sound has to be still loud). You also can place the alarm clock at a place where it's almost impossible to reach it: if you have finally stopped the alarm: you are really awake! (sorry for my bad english, I'm german speaking). Good Luck!

[Superdeduper739]

2:25 hes even as pretentious as ted mosby!

[bublez411]

Maybe you should take a math class before trying to get a job...

[losatta123]

I have to wake up at 5:30 AM everyday :( I have to set the alarm clock on my bedside table, and my Ipad.

[mychannel29]

THE GUYS EYES IN THE VIDEO WERE HOT! LIKE IF U AGREE ;D

[AlexandraDersch]

Want an actual good tip? Set your alarm clock on the opposite side of the room so you have to turn the light on, get up, and turn it off.

[BurntheJacket]

@AlexandraDersch For the first few times yeah. Haha. I did that for a whole school year and got so tired of having to wake up early that I turned off the alarm in my sleep

[bobombthekoopa]

God i hate waking up.i always use rhe snooze untill i absolutly have to get up.i even set my alarm earlier for more snooze time.i want a snow day tomarrow :(

[slowman1996]

it ist that esayyayayya

[vvfking]

The worst sound is the alarm on the Iphone..

[KylerPappas]

i made my breakfast like they said in step 2 because i could save some time for making it and it tasted horrible!

[pathfinder31xzx]

@beefyboy10 I have the same problem all the time

[beefyboy10]

Waking up to soggy cereal sucks.

[cyclone271]

0:23 made my day

[SystemRuby]

Okay, I might do the alarm clock thing...to annoy my mom XD

[jbluva99]

the beginning was funny haha

[hyperblizzard08]

On 0:58 it Should be 7:28 not 7:38

[KAB245100]

who ever made that buzzer sound needs to get shot!

[Sorazodia]

what if your friend was not able to wake up to wake you up? >:3

[miguel111093]

I wish i was a duck....

[ellohappy]

thanks for telling me about ducks howcast....i really came here to lean about ducks

[StevensGammertag]

who else sleeps on the stomach?

[Star101Kiss]

he looks like elvis presley

[LozX100]

Here's how I wake up

Just sleep earlier, that way you can have enough energy to wake up. Well..... That's how I do it.

[kakefyll]

@LozX100 doesn't work for me

[LozX100]

@kakefyll Well, everybody is diffrent

[joselupe9728]

1:17 dude the food will have ants in the morning xD

[ForzaAquila]

step 4 doesn't work for me, i'll just turn them all off and go back to sleep. what really gets someone up in the morning is hearing a song they're really into. waking up to mr blue sky is a classic.

[fishingcalifornia100]

ewwwww 1:17

[MissRandomSmoothie]

Lol the other half is awake for predators haha

[Gommaq]

Genius solves a problem at 0:55, or does he?

[654123mike]

1:52 - 2:00 looks wrong lol

[GtForLife123]

Overnight that toast and eggs will take on a SHITLOAD of dust. Ewwww

[Darkray39]

that looks just like cal penn

[PcGameHunter]

So up and adam soldier ..... I said up and adam ... WAKE UP YOU LAZY f&$#ng runt ! XD haha I can't stop watching that part

[pokelover66544]

lol get up you lazy f#$%

[2drunk2drive101]

...My dad get a bucket of icewater and throws it over me DX

[animez100]

you'll need will power to get up in the morning!

NO SHIT

[UltraGamer117]

lol at 0:22

[xTsukeo]

god, i wouldnt make that breakfast too early. i would end up eating it in half-sleep and forget it in the morning.

[jess309461]

too much ketchup!

[Pardis111]

press 8 for step 8 :D

[HyperPhoenix2661]

Keep Pressing THis 0:58

[lawnsausages]

Drink 2 big glasses of water before you crash, there's no way to fight an early morning piss boner.

[Daghead]

face down ass up

[ManofTinProductions]

Did you know...ducks go moo in order to scare off female dolphins?

[Mega1hacker]

@ManofTinProductions

i know write

[IWANTTHATHELLCAT]

SPORK!

[XxsasukerulezxX]

epic math fail...

[wolfdemon001]

cold food random belt 20 alarms gather thoughts!! gotcha

[dobrent]

0:58 USA, here we've come :D

[iZiXsNiPrZzXiZi]

WTF? IM NOT EATING LAST NIGHTS BREAKFAST

[ZombieZiel]

wait... his friend is a prisoner?

[DJStrypz]

1:20.... Who the f*** puts ketchup on there eggs,toast, and bacon

[ickycool101]

3 man in a bar

1 say's i have the smallits arm

2 say's i have the smallits head

3 say's i have the smallits dick

the 3 man check

1 im right

2 im right

3 who the heck it justin bever

[shadyboy969]

0:22 how my GF wakes me up

[XGamerz808]

Why is his friend in jail?

[irham18]

how come 8.00am - 32 min = 7.38 am? is it should be 7.28 am?

[MrGustaphe]

Haha "When the first alarm goes off, get up immediately!". Why wasn't that the entire video? "1.Set an alarm. 2.Get up." Problem solved.

[ILikeCupquakes]

Actually he got his subtraction right. You guys are probably retards and didn't notice that he was subtracting with TIME. Not money or any other stuff time. 60 minutes in one hour. Stupids...

[bluepowder7]

@ILikeCupquakes actually YOU are the retard. 8am minus 32min is 7:28, not 7:38. we're all hoping he wasn't getting up for a math exam or an interview that requires basic knowledge of... time. we also hope he walked and didn't miss a bus.

[buddingvideos]

why not buy a bed that will launch you off lol

[BWhoYouWantTuBe]

no way I could awake a 7 and be somewhere at 8!

[Lightning2659]

We need a lot of alarm clocks? What a waste of money!!!

[marko5588]

teach us how to breathe please, i dont know how to do that

[TargouniusKILLER]

@marko5588 naah, evmoney does that kind of stuff

[alexkortfully]

haha @ 0:58 ... spot the mathematical faill!

[SuperM1998]

@alexkortfully hehe 28 :)

[ThePupellafashion]

@alexkortfully someone's gonna wake up late

[stonetemplepilot420]

@alexkortfully He missed his time window, didnt get the job and is living in the streets now . True story.

[XxshadowxXL]

I GOT EVERYTHING BUT WIIIILLLL POWEERR

[ilovepink051]

wow he cannot subtract. thumbs up if u agree

[ericwong4721]

is it just me or his plate is a frisbee?? xD

[gypsymagicalltheway]

you were interviewed by MiteyBites, really?!? I how hoping for something better!

[hansmikkelsen]

captain Hook would not like that room

[Adzdachilla]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

8:00- 32 mins = 7:28

LMAO good luck with that job interview :D

[SuperAwesomeCloudMan]

Mute the TV? NOOOOOOOO! We need to yell into our headsets about how gay and nooby every player is in CoD! it's not like we're playing Skyrim.

[Ilovetyler19982]

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me. 7 am is early for you lazy ass? I get up FOR SCHOOL at 5 am. People these days.

[Blackveilbrides4evar]

0:54 fail math

[MrTimeofyourlife]

OMFG HE IS GOING FOR INTERVIEW AND HE DONT KNOW THE SUBTRACTION

32-60= 28  ***NOT 38 FOOLISH***

[jeffhardylogo]

how did they start talking about ducks?

[CONORMC1999]

WELL DUH ALARM CLOCKS

[MrDonthinkso]

HAHA 8:00 - 0:32 = 7:28... seriously, does no one here recognize this?

[Avranius]

8:00-0:32 is not 8:38... its 8:28

[1894RD]

lol who makes breakfast in the night!!!

[theweirdnerdygirl]

WAKE UP YOU LAZY F**KING RUNT!!!!!!! XD

[stretch141000]

Step 1: miss whatever you have to do

Step 2: smoke a shitload of crack

Step 3: stop giving a shit about whatever the fuck you have to do

[Shadowryder100]

8:00 - 0:32 = 7:28

[merchant100]

LOL at Fake Hand 1:21 of the Early Riser :P

[MrMexc]

@merchant100 hand isn't fake O.o theres a shadow and everything dude

[merchant100]

@MrMexc I guess i looked at his hand later i think its the same but dunno why just have the feeling :P

[meulentje11]

0:58 is it hard mathematics?

[brownbox88]

He looks like Ted from How I Met Your Mother

[TheWizardWeiss]

Step 1 : Try to sleep...

Step 2 : Wake up when you eventually fall asleep

Did you know you have your best sleep when you need to wake up ?

[yautianzhou]

also dolphins



[africanmaan]

Thats the shit i wish i was a duck be ready for anything to pop off

[FakeProjectNo2]

Prisoner: Ya, so I need to call my friend every morning at 7:30

Guard: YOU SURE ARE A SWELL GUY

Prisoner: (shank)

Guard:(dead)

Prisoner: Swell indeed (rips off flesh and eats it)

1:28 that's why

[bananamuffins4]

anybody else notice that the guy on the phone nodded?

[TuarenManners]

you will need alarm clocks. (check) a friend who's already awake, (check) and a little will power. FUUUUUCK!!!

[pawynnosy]

That guy looks like a prisoner :p

[MsAmberW14]

the duck thing was random

[POPstar4u2]

@ 0:57, Epic Fail. 8:00-32 = 7:28, Not 7:38 so he's 10 minutes late for the interview. Congratulations.

[Darkox360]

Step 1: Tell someone in your house to pour water straight on your face in the morning...

[carykh]

0:57 OMG he's gonna be late he'll wake up 10 minutes later than he should!

[MrNickallday]

It takes him 3 mins to eat breakfast WTF

[CssFade]

Ketchup on Eggs WTF!

[chacha6222]

60-32 = 38? EPIC FAIL!

[ZoeyJW]

Yum old and cold breakfast... -_-

[egarcia513]

i have a outerspace alarm clock

[LaceyPortia]

step one: get ur mom to smash your head with a spoon in the morning

[TheDotaMadness]

(Prepares the food during the night)

(Wakes up)

(Eats the food)

(Dead for Food Poisoning)

[100spaminmypants]

1 word alarm clock shit thats 2 words

[taulas7]

step 10: Just wake up!(Is that so hard??lol)

[sakuramankai94]

i don't think that i'm the only one here who should be already sleeping, but is instead watching a video of waking up early when that time could be used in sleeping.

[iheartshoppin1]

lol, im a sleep expert too :P 2:03

[Smilesbrightenlives]

It would SOOO suck if after all that, you didn't get the job... :/