Tips on Choosing the Right Hotel Room

[kayanesta]

The jackhammer suite...lol

[tharodsta]

i like turtles

[Macla003]

Get the receptionist to call the firm building the hotel and ask for water pump locations, just to get a bit higher pressure from the shower? Puhleeze..

[AurumDigger]

He's right. Hotels will screw you over. You think you're getting one thing when looking in the brochure and turns out you're getting the room that will cost them less.

[mayhem380]

Eh? We went to Portugal, asked for a room on the bottom floor (so we could get to the pool) before we booked and when we got there, and got a top floor room.

[mayhem380]

Eh? We went to Portugal, asked for a room on the bottom floor (so we could get to the pool) before we booked and when we got there, and got a top floor room.

[teamorangeapple]

Literally every hotel? What??

[Warxoth]

Shiiiit, is it that hard to think "i´m going to have some good vacations" instead of "should choose a room in the lower levels, maybe the building will burst on fire, happens every time"?

[SneakerRock]

Well, I assume the most people book hotel rooms through hotel websites or online travel services (such as Expedia, Orbitz etc) these days. When you do, just mention briefly that you are on your honeymoon or having special occasion with your family/children. Sometimes, hotels would get you nicer rooms or free upgrades but don't be too demanding.

[bluetheta]

No need for the 8th and up ban, just call the fire department to come up to your booster pump floor room, they can connect the hoses through the SHOWER!

[HandbagMafia]

A good question to ask is "The last person before me, was she a she, about 5'8", blonde, thin, sexy and only checked in with just a laptop and a purse?" if the answer is YES, ask for another room

[ornitorrinco01]

@HandbagMafia Why is that a good question to ask? I don't get it.

[junkie4vids]

3 simple questions....33 angry, impatient people waiting in line behind you.

[Benchpress33]

thats great but hotels dont have to answer those questions

[allamericandude15]

Just 3 simple questions is all it takes to make you look like a real prick.

[y512516]

@allamericandude15

or French

[johnlinncon]

If i was a hotel clerk and you made me do all that you would want to check your orange juice in the morning

[rendycs1995]

8th>>

[yepp87]

I work at a hotel as a receptionist ( Millennium & Copthorne). Only time we give upgrades is when we are fully booked out and if ur very lucky, u will be in a royal suite. this video's 3 quesitons are highly unlikely..

[lukaepeluca]

It depends what u need /want.

A) If ure on abusiness and the hotel isnt noisy take a room clos to elevator. Sometimes the floors are huge an du walk off ur shoes to get to an elevator.

B) Which direction is it facing? Sunrise/Sunset, Street/Disco, Aircon/Kitchen Fan

C) Some people also wanna choose direction of sleeping North/South/West/East

So think about it.

But the thing with the water pressure is true!

[planeman009]

if firefighters cant fight above 8th floor there would not be a 8th floor simple!

[iKrishKNK]

Im gona be honest im 14 heres the best 3 tips

Sleep

Shower

Go out - sight seeing w/e

and repeat it easy

[MarsFKA]

Hotels respond reasonably if you are reasonable. In 1998, we stayed at the Buena Park Hotel in LA. The room we were given looked straight out on to a blank pink wall, 4 metres away. I went back to reception and explained that we would be there for nine nights and a room with a better view would be great. No problem. They moved us up another floor, with a view out over the swimming pool. Excellent! The buffet each night was most excellent, too.

[gsully224]

This guy is paranoid.  I'm not going to request a low-floor room just so that in the unlikely event of a fire I will be saved.

[pete5668]

Best to bring a parachute then.

[AZ201195]

yeah! These 3 questions work, but so what? All they get you usually is an dissapointing answer, or a room just above 8 floor, beside the construction site and not a booster pump floor. Get an engineer to ask for?Dude, face the fact man!

[macdsc18]

You should see the video where he takes a black lamp to the room to check for suspicious stains.

Stop the paranoia and enjoy yourself for once!

[qwerty123456789jhdtg]

Dude, just take a shower and shut up ... why don't you ask what color of rug they have, BEFORE you get the key. You may not like the color !

[hhhvvim]

Another American giving tips on how to make yourself stand out as an annoying american tourist. I wanna free upgrade, I wanna room under floor 8, I wanna booster pump floor. Come on.,..Just take the room they give you and stop being a pain. I hate being stuck behind these kinds of people in line. Morons.

[tootime576]

who else is glad that this idiot's account is closed?

[pipo3a]

You are right! They will either think you are a terrorist or a retard:)

[electrogeek77]

@hhhvvim 1) Where exactly was the "free upgrade" part again?

2) It's entirely unreasonable to want a safe, quiet room?

[callofduty4rocks132]

@hhhvvim uhh everyone does that everywhere

[alozzzy1213]

@hhhvvim I'm NOT going to take a room they give you, you do realize that hotels cost money, and hotel rooms ARE ALOT OF MONEY!

[RandomPedestrian63]

@hhhvvim ahh another idiot thinking that just because one american does this, they all do. and why not get the best? your paying good money for it. stuck up dick.

[kayanesta]

@hhhvvim he said you "don't want a booster pump floor"...listen to the man lol hehe!!

[phonix032]

lol ull have a nice view of the firemen not able to reach u lol

[comicsan]

Three questions you SHOULD be asking: Is my room next to an elevator? Is my room near the pool? Is my room near a machine room?

Those three will keep you up at night than any reconstruction efforts during the day.

[psychobollox]

good point!

[jooiiee1]

japan fire department have helicopters so they can fight fires up in the sky.

[bobbykinlaw2001]

Once you finish annoying the clerk you'll get your key and proceed to your room in the basement next to the nice family with 5 noisy children! :)

[zincthi]

Entertaining and educational in equal measure.

Thanks for the advice!

[pontolones]

"once you get those 3 questions answered, THATS when the desk clerk will be annoyed as fuck with you."

you know, i personally enjoy views from my hotel room if in vegas. id rather stay on the top than the middle. this guy is nucking futs.

[Bratologist]

When you're burning up on the top floor you'll be regreting being there. LOL

[Zeamus634]

@Bratologist

Have people never heard of sprinklers systems or dry / wet riser pipes!

[SeatllePacificUniv]

The jack hammer hotels we've been to in the last year are Embassy Suites:Honolulu, Embassy Suites:Santa Ana, New York Hilton and the Embassy Suites in LaJolla, California. I would ask before you make the reservation. Actually we are partially responsible for the mess we got into. We reserved on line and did not talk to anyone. But,the reservation page for Emabassy Suites in Santa Ana did notify us before reserving that they may have issues with construction. I take responsibility for that one.

[IIIlllll]

Ah no wonder that shower in Florida hurted.