SCENE EXCLUSIVE: First trailer for Syfy's "Swamp Shark"

[goFcukYourS3LF]

shark SWIMS??? dafuq is that??

[sultaa86]

it swims....you must be freakin kidding me

[proterm5000]

The retarded young cousin of JAWS

[TheSolitaryTraveller]

"it's not a normal shark it swims"

i agree the normal sharks i run into are chasing me on land, by running after me.

[ComMander0525]

retard shark if you have the power to kill chicks !!!!! RAPE THEM FIRST YOU FAGGOT

[regan2ify]

1:22 aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A!!!!! stupid bitch

[heke9119]

this movie sucks!

these sisters are ugly bitches xD

[JeremyIVfr]

so plastic

[SalmonLNH]

@JeremyIVfr oh really ?

[kenrock2]

To make a monster movie... all you need is a lots of babes ... nudity... a party... and a ranger... and viola... a monster movie... don't believe me? (Piranha, Jaws, Friday the 13th and etc)

[SchlapekOfficial]

how call the song in the first minutes in this movie country song about in 5min

[nubonyx]

I just like looking at Kristy Swanson's fine ass. The shark can bite me.

[CAIsMyCrack]

THIS AINT A NORMAL SHARK, IT SWIMS!

oh wait

[joecole1977]

Kirsty Swanson used to be such a class hottie. Oh times have changed....

[IgOr69Kp]

This movie is a shit 

[tgirl1201]

This is like coping Jaws! My favorite was Jaws 3.

[CakeForNoobz]

@tgirl1201 Jaws 3-D Sucked my balls

[marzli]

at least it looks better than the asylum productions.... in way of the fx

[MAXIMUMGODZILLA45]

Ok how many more sharks does sy fy really need? There's mega shark,dino shark, telepathic shark,mutant sharks, sharktopus,and now swamp shark? Come on lay off the alligators And the snakes and the sharks it's not interesting anymore!! How About a giant anglerfish next time? We never seen that before.

[nubonyx]

@MAXIMUMGODZILLA45 , they still haven't made "The Shittin' Shark" yet.

[Movementxx]

Gary sinise was in Forrest gump yayyyy

[itachivssage]

brougth you by the NRA

[Jptoys97]

This is the redneck version of JAWS HAHAHAHA

[7890kala]

This is on tonight at 10pm. Can't wait to see it

[ivadol1]

why the fuck they are having party in swamp?

[Pretzil43]

Tommy lee Jones lookalike sheriff?

[Wooble1]

What me really laugh about this film was that the sheriff was bitching about Gatorfest being the only way to make any money for the town, but there was only about 20 people there.

[3GO3US]

really sucks

[leagendkillerking]

old name jaws in mossipe

[SS3JackStudios]

Theres always tits inthese fucking movies

[thedaddy670]

"This isn't a normal shark! It swims, it kills.

& What exactly is your definition of a normal Shark?

[tgirl1201]

@thedaddy670 I know!You are soooooo right!!!

[Ortonification]

This is 100 times worse than JAWS The Revenge

[petchicken83]

"This aint a normal shark, it swims, it kills its out there..." *

*Sounds like a normal frickin' shark to me.

[SuperZalex]

@petchicken83 almost like what that guy from red dead redemption said when he got home in the zombie version. something about the dog gone crazy, birds flying and wolfs howling.

[ShqipeMeDyKrena1]

@petchicken83 ahuahuhuahahau May you laugh for ever , cuz you made me laugh bro.. I don't remember when i Laughed this way.. You are a Legend !

[xSURPRiiZe]

@petchicken83 :DD

[TheWesnik]

@petchicken83 thats exactly what i thought

[lejtheband]

deputy mandling is my uncle thumbs up if u liked him

[dudewd50]

The Gator Shack is actually a restaurant called Pats in Henderson. I've been there the food's really good!

[tgirl1201]

I think jaws is better than this.

[TheDCStudios1]

@tgirl1201 well DUH!

[imhotepismyrealname]

"We'll be fine. We're on a boat." Enter T-pain & Andy Samberg for the "I'm on a boat" remix - swamp shark edition.

[steventheraiderful]

@pwnytail Duncan the big musclier guy?

[hockeyandwrestling12]

@steventheraiderful hey my names Duncan lol

[steventheraiderful]

@hockeyandwrestling12 Well it's nice to meet you but I was takling the musculer guy but it's not Duncan it's Jason!

[steventheraiderful]

Wow I saw this movie last night and the way they killed it uhh way 1: the Jaws kill: Failed way 2: Frankenfish killing by putting face in the blades of an airboat: success but it's already been done with!

[pwnytail]

1:18 Duncan Rocks??

[jhon00443]

Minute 1:08

[jhon00443]

What´s the name of the red bikini's girl? Please help me!!!!

[iAnimationProduction]

@jhon00443 Ashton Leigh

[WalkerKansasRanger]

So... they remade Jaws... but in Louisiana... ooooooooooooooookay...

[bigdog131000]

doesn't look that bad...as long as there are tits in it ;)

[bentheweirdo]

wow what a rip off of Piranha 3D

[curtman81]

@bentheweirdo How can u even compare this to Piranha 3D? You have not even seen the movie yet. It looks more like jaws than anything. Besides,Piranha ripped off a shit load of other movies. It happens,but the are all fin to watch.

[SteelToedTank]

@curtman81

I see what you did there.

[askadetra]

i have always hated people. the poor shark did not deserve such a horrible death. she was just feeding.

[burkhillcomedy]

so they have turned the beach scene on jaws into a syfy movie

[AirtranAirways435]

Another cheesy but fun syfy movie to watch. ;)

[only257]

hiliarously cheesy looking

[YaoiAngel00]

o.o Shark + Gator = Gator Shark

...wow wonder how it's parents managed THAT. O_O

[marslogan]

This screams piranha all over with the difference that its a shark -.-

[mikegaleck]

pffffffff...........why?



[dekaneas71]

of course,normal sharks dont swim or kill,just ... exist

[daniosito50]

worst movie ever :D



[iloveweed78]

wow syfy makes the best movies ever, i see an oscar in the future, pretty pretty pretty good

[iloveweed78]

wow syfy makes the best movies ever, i see an oscar in the future, pretty pretty pretty good.

[freddiezante08]

There's a shark coming..

We'll be fine we're on a boat...

erm... i would think being fine would be being on land

[DjManeyecool]

free tity perve movie

[boligrapho]

this sint a normal shark it swims lol it kills

i thought he was going to say something crazy

[TheGrimRoberts]

back in my day we called them Sci-Fi movies... rather than syfy

[JayFeliceW]

Sharks don't look to kill ppl, if they think you fish they'll eat you tho. If you're a fat person in the ocean it probably thinks you're a seal.

[DarthKraytuos]

30 days of night music?

[mary002ish]

"AHHHHH the shark is gonna eat me ahhh" so why you 're standing there ...run.

[mary002ish]

"it swims,it kills" your'e talking like the normal sharks doesn't swim or kill...LOL

[NRGCLICK]

@mary002ish

You forgot to mention the most important part... He mentions it's out there, grab you children and get the fuck out of here, There is a shark swimming and killing people...

[GqFq]

Sharks , tits , cowboys. I think i'll take a look. :D

[couchit]

Can't spoil gator-fest!

[528gh0st]

Milf!!

[hirenhcm]

Why do hey make such movies....and y do these people keep going in the water....

[stevenesq]

syfy channel shame on you this is bad beyond bad and Kristy Swanson,( Robert Davi 007 bad guy) D.B. Sweeney what the hell are you doing in this muck of a film you have no respect for yourselves .must do better

[TheAZIN08]

i love this film it is on dvd please can some one tell me PLEASE !!!

[gabytillero]

This looks awesome.. Who is that hot girl in The red bikini!?

[gman422422]

[it isnt a normal shark it swims].. lol why is that not normal?

[shojo95]

Err, what exactly is abnormal about a shark killing and swimming?

[TralphazQ]

So when's the SyFy air date for this damn thing anyway?? I've been waiting since I first saw this trailer last year. I've had a woody for Kristy Swanson since the original "Buffy!"

[Crinderman]

Wow. This looks like a relatively regular mediocre crapfest. Looks like SyFy is stepping up!

[darthvaderinpink]

who the fuck would go to a gator fest?

[lita313]

Why Kristy Swanson? WHY??!!

[aliensharkboy]

....Been waiting like a year for this now

[ericspudic]

Looks like a rockin' good time.

[Snapper314]

Looks like more crap from the idiots at the SyFy (or whatever the @#$! its called) channel.

[TheGarfieldxx30000]

Syfy movies Too Bored :(

[12iveyhl]

When it comes on TV, I'm actually going to see it

[1MrDonCarlos1]

LMAO!! "This isn't a normal shark! It swims! It kills!"

I just had to see this trailer again :D

[maggotsbohn]

syfy movies = low budget, poorly computerized monster movies = not scary

[temporary1121]

lol all syfy movies rip off the jaws one script and lol why not stay the fuck out of the water (problem solved!!!

[1MrDonCarlos1]

Swamp Shark? I wouldn't be surprised if they made it fight with a reptilian bird.....oh no.....I sense it's already in the works!! Swamp shark vs Repti Bird!!!......Puts George Lucas to shame

[fusionaddict]

I hate you, SyFy. I hate you so very, very much.

[outdoorfishin]

They are still working on the CG shark so thats why it wasnt in the trailer! but the robotic shark still looked pretty cool!

[TheJoshDuffy]

My cousin is the girl swimming away from the shark @ 1:31! LOVE YA ASHTON! Great job ;)

[MrBWPotter]

It's basically a modern version of "Jaws"

[juliesteelman]

People get PAID to make for this?

[pr0bablyinsane]

Pause it at 53 seconds. That's my friend Allison.

[SceneLA]

I hope Robert Davi sings Italian, a la "The Goonies."

[BlueBlazeful]

lol this is disturbing... how can trash b movies come out ^^?

[hopper19711]

Hats off to whoever produced this movie...FINALLY...people are spending money on making these things rather than seeing the same old Asylum bullcrap or UFO's tour of Bulgaria...whoever this Active Entertainment company is may just be able to keep SyFy from imploding...

[rogan2134]

redneck jaws anyone?

[bigchrisystyle]

SyFy ur a retard geniuses

[mantramonk]

"This isn't a normal shark. It swims. It kills."

WOW.

[amethystducky]

How to make a Syfy movie;

1. " I am the sherriff, and there is a [insert monster] on the loose!"

2. " As the mayor, I think theres nothing wrong and the [party/parade/festival] must go on!"

3. At the event, the monster shows up and eats people.

Now you have your very own Syfy movie.

[BodySprayMan]

@amethystducky

Well sometimes you also have to switch out sheriff with scientist from time to time like in Swarmed. Otherwise, you pretty much nailed it.

[greengold2014]

@amethystducky Hey this was filmed where my mom grew and the biggest fiction is the fact that theres a sheriff that gives a damn

[triplepogi2009]

@amethystducky

Don't forget...

4. Make sure you hire BAD ACTORS.

5. Make sure the special effects are crap.

6. Make sure the monster is horribly unrealistic and f*cked up.

and..

7. Make sure you do all that... WITH AN EXTREMELY LOW BUDGET (100 bucks WON'T EVEN CUT IT.)

NOW you have a SyFy movie. lol

[fatazz2e3]

@triplepogi2009

Also...

8. Make sure that it only comes out on syfy so that no one else can see this disater.

9.Give it sum bullsh*t name

[triplepogi2009]

@fatazz2e3

Got me there man.

But we both missed one more thing...

10. This is optional, BUT, to in order to make THE ULTIMATE SYFY MOVIE, it should be a ripoff of an existing movie. And for best effect, make sure it's a HIGH-RATED FILM, or better yet, IF THE FILM'S TRAILER HAS BEEN RELEASED, GIVE IT A RIPOFF AND BOOM!!! YOU JUST MADE A SYFY FILM.

lol (is talking about all those Asylum movies in syfy channel xD)

[imhigherthanaballoon]

@amethystducky you clearly havent watched the film.

1) the sherriff knows about the shark and is trying to keep it a secret

2)They lead the shark to the event

3) Just watch the damn film! smart ass

[amethystducky]

@imhigherthanaballoon DERP. You obviously have the brain capacity of someone who watches these films, so such jokes wouldn't rouse you're funny bone... maybe you should keep to your dumb sky 3 monster flicks...

[MethodicalMadness]

@amethystducky Or Jaws

[dracohalo117]

@amethystducky 1. That sounded like a bastardization of what cartman says on south park 'I am a cop, and you will respect my authoritah'

2. Sounds like the mayor in Jaws

3. Like in every syfy movie...

[amethystducky]

@dracohalo117

Erm... no its not. He says he's the Sherrif and that giantmaneatingpythoncrocodiles­hark is on the loose. Not that you must respect his authority.

Also. Thats the joke; the movie premise is so simple it can be summed up in a comment

[bentheweirdo]

@amethystducky sounds familiar, does Pirhana 3D reminds you anything

[Remi749]

It's not Tommy Lee Jones it's Robert Davi!!!

[bartov]

We get it Syfy you got internet buzz with Megashark vs. GIant Octupus. So you are just going to run this shit into the ground with shark movies. In case you didn't know crappy films become cult films when they aren't intentionally made to be crappy.

[KayEnDub]

Why is Tommy Lee Jones in this PoS?

[KayEnDub]

@KayEnDub

Wait, it's so bargain basement, they found his stunt double?

[blkovercoat]

@KayEnDub Do you even know who Tommy Lee Jones is?

[throughtime]

@KayEnDub You dumb fuck....

[aes1717]

@KayEnDub its robert davi....but that mistake is easy to make.

[darklordbygeorge2512]

"This isn't a normal shark. It swims, it kills"

Sounds pretty normal to me.

[TheDFanatic]

@darklordbygeorge2512

Ha ha ha! My thoughts exactly!

[jc111]

@darklordbygeorge2512. bro haven't you been watching shark week? sharks are our friends. i mean, come on!

[Zanethedarkone]

@darklordbygeorge2512 they didnt relly thing that one through did they -_-

[killerrage2323]

@darklordbygeorge2512 Yeah bro you are totally right What did They expect shark's Fly and bite us in the neck?? -.-