Man Tries To Have Sex With Bench & Gets Stuck

[fetishisticrose]

sounds like he's 'mooing"...LOL.....~"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things" ~Elaine Beness from 'Seinfeld'

[TheGonzaPoker]

thats a video to play for laughs with ur family every xmas eve lol

[BeautifiedSMILE]

WTF.

[LossOfEternal]

No, those holes are small. I couldn't fit if i wanted too.

[SangtotheDy]

like a boss...

[theprotectshade]

i can agree with the guy, once i get aroused its really hard for me to get it out since my dick is so big ( ;

[sc0pl355]

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[Plato86]

LOL those holes are small, but I guess for a chinese man they fit perfectly. No wonder chinese women prefer europeans!;)

[PassionateMistress]

1:59 Xing was in the park celebrating the opening...

[zcuzcu]

Im chinese, and THAT man is underdeveloped. But at least he is stuck. If he is able to free himself excited that is just sad

[64TbirdLandau]

10 people tried to have sex with inanimate objects

[JermzzzyFTW]

Come on the holes aren't THAT small...I probably shouldn't have said that.

[leoamar4385896]

oh man I feel bad for that guy. And to give him some credit, a lot of guys can't think straight when they're very horny.

[KittyIvie]

that bench was fucked wen they first put it there and later on

[gamingphobia]

some people are so desperate...-.-...xD

[Rodzkisg]

Atleast he fucked an innocent bench hole not an asshole or an innocent whore... Whew! Lol

[thompsoncorey]

Sucks for him!

[gesslerkatrina07]

sounds like he hopes to see a huge wang...hmmmm

[crumcon]

i think he saw a hot chick sat on that bench.. and she left some wet juicy sweat.. who knows men

[sid9221]

1:42 is sooo funny.... and i sure all the guys out there were thinking on the same lines as cenl

[okpapereat]

smash a beer bottle on his head, knock his f***cking out so you wont hear the stupid moaning

[fabiantknott]

how could this man be turned on by a bench

[deviladvent]

As always Chinese lol !

[Bandtx]

ouch the small hole is gonna cut the perimeter of his penis

[Nerdzrsexy2]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oh my freak! Fuck ima girl and I cant imgian humping a bench and getting my clitoris stuck. omg omg wtf? oww wow

[MrBoomable]

:)) try it,you might like it!

[graze47]

bench was a tease

[UltimoLatino]

Cenk come on man!!! The bench was obviously a female thats why she had holes so your last comment was totally illogical.

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[aedgar777]

Wouldn't he be fine if he just finished?

[VivaLaGeddyLEE]

lol

[rentealle]

All I can say that was a stupid idea to stick ur dick to those little holse holy shit

[mrcharm69]

I know for a fact that park bench is a slut. Did you see the number of holes? One for every man that its been with. It can take on 15 men at a time easily.

[QueenChocky]

OMG i think i know that place!

[MegaGamer50]

perfect name-call for the currect situation in this video =3

[jtravis282]

Cenk wouldn't have gotten stuck.

[ExcessivePolyphony]

What sucks is that this reinforces the false stereotype that all Asians have small ones. I can't even fit mine in a card board toilet paper roll [1.5"?], so I can't imagine that anyone could ever even think to attempt fitting theirs in a 3/4 hole. They said it was large... Maybe it was a pencil dick. :/

PS: No, it's not a chode! If you're that interested about my equipment, PM me! X)

[Whatuwant15]

fuck me. now.

[ExcessivePolyphony]

Lolwut?

[ForgetTheCow2]

Do you hear that guy? "ooooooh....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH"

[sophielovesmaher]

Cenk, a hole is all men need.

[BIZZIB3ATZ]

why fuck a bench that is wat i wana know

[Crazyrandomcrazy]

how did he get his dick in there in the first place is what im wondering haha but then again this is a chinese dude

[morderwarg]

im assuming he pushed it in while flaccid.

[johnliu64]

rhhh... my willy hurts just watching this

[codafett]

Oh shit I failed Spanish can someone pease translate

[Kalahridudex]

retard

[TheRedNeckLink]

i thought the cut his penis off when they said that!lol and man,he must b small,those r small holes =S

[MrsD7777]

*A Chinese news story in Spanish, about a Giant DICK who got his Little DICK stuck in a little public Hole!...ROTFLMAO!*

[FengxianLeTerrible]

LOL ish dood us chinks are crazy

[razorsharpren]

I've heard of someone who had his dick stuck in a shampoo bottle and had to wait till he no longer had an erection to get it out...and I heard of men who went to hospital with a vacuum cleaner stuck to them and a blow-up doll stuck to them

[fakedude33]

those are way small

[kthekid]

Why exactly would he do that over sex with Boxxy Brown? Couldn't he get permanently injured being so smaller.

[Wowz616]

what language is that? Chinese or Spanish i mean what the hell.

[Sausageman666]

Spanish lol

[SupaFastVideos]

Spanish

[WyrmPrince]

Poor guy.

[crumcon]

next time try on ´´meat holes´´ not ´´steel holes´´

[david3188col]

lol the news story is in spanish. what the hell was that all about?

[AztecInfantry]

its actually just transelating for another web site. at the end the guy says

" at least it demonstrated that asian males are not as small as they are thought to be, although a female reporter demonstrated that her PINKY finger barely fit in the wholes of the bench "

[LJKBIGMAC]

dude its chinese

[david3188col]

lol i know spanish when i hear it...i speak it. and i dont speak chinese. how is it that i understood what they said? lol

[KIVAlien]

Great idea: Celebrate the opening of the Beijing Olympics by humping a park bench. If I were them, I would just castrate that swollen penis and save me the trouble... and wtf his penis could even fit through that teeny tiny hole?

[pumping18]

leave the park bench alone!!!

[kingofheartsxyz]

i think they are not small for asians

[hooobla67]

LOL, Bet he doesn't try that again

[KaUsAForever773]

haha the holes are small as hell

lol no wonder he was lonely

[dominic970]

lmao *sighs* people man...people.

[warpedcomedy]

That's a good lesson for all public perverts everywhere.

[champguy112]

yo i can totally understand why he did that. but my god! i cant believe he actually did that! lol. on a side note everyone i bet he cut his dick open after he got hard.

they police shoulda tried a shit load of ice also.god damn dude

i bet he cut his dick all around the sides and he couldnt pull it out because it would have skinned half of it off

[champguy112]

lol

[7d7e7f7]

What the hell, is this for real?!! Oh dear god.

[gummybears5]

omg would that be fun to have sex with a steel bench. that's pretty sad because his penis could fit in but he couldn't get it out. GAHH

[LorentJovet]

This cracks me up so much....I mean sometimes there's no point in getting too creative you know...there's porn, prostitutes, blow-up dolls, fleshlights, your imagination and lube. Plenty of ways to gratify oneself but he had to choose such a dangerous and embarrassing one (wasn't he afraid someone would catch him in "the act" ??)

Looking back...maybe he didn't have the money to pay for prostitutes, porn or male sex toys...

[iambandos]

hmm so asians do have small penis' after all...

[adarkenedmind]

many men have small penis' when they're soft... after all, it did say that once he got aroused, he got stuck, which means, he wasn't that small

[scaglietti03]

omg this story cracks me up, but i feel bad for the guy thought

[Valfore95]

poor bench ;(

[game3525]

This guy got owned big time!

[gawagney]

It's like I've always said;Pick any item on any page of the Harrod's catalogue,and there's someone,somewhere that will want to fuck it!

[SoCalstylez858]

im asian, i can fit in your moms hole.

[Rekmackan]

You realize that you just said you have a small penis right?

[SoCalstylez858]

I work in a hospital, and this is nothing new. Ive seen hamsters up peoples rectum and a guy who has his penis stuck on a scissor handle.

[argetfalcon]

REALLY?

[Wolfsbane909]

ooo scissor handel I got to try that one, is it the ones with the "nut" cracker in the middle? LMAO

[andwhat99]

pwnd

[darkskull9901]

This guy is seriously SAD o.O Who likes to fuck a bench WTF? he's a sad guy.. he has to find a girlfriend or fuck something with a bigger hole (maybe fuck some goggles instead of a bench).

[REALLYIMAGINARY]

ive slept with some cold bitches but this is taking it to another level

[bobaboiz03]

LMFAO, classic

[bertybubble]

what nob does that, sorry lool :L

[Keirnoth]

After this one I'm guessing he got benched.

[smyth70]

why did'nt anyone thought putting an ice on it,or use oil as lubricant to pull out from that hole?

[zhuanghongzhe2000]

shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ForLoveLoveLove]

Oh wow... Oh no. If I ever go to China... I dunno if i'm gonna be able to sit down on any benches now. Wow.

[SoCalstylez858]

If i go to american, i dont think i'll pet any of your dogs, since americans love to have sex with their dogs.

[rainingblood92]

we do? i thought it was the germans...

huh.. guess everyones wrong and your right

[lostinseganet]

They love the cats to lick as well :(

[vladster7272]

epic fail lol

Poor basterd thats gonna be stuck with him for the rest of this life..."hey aren't you the guy who got his dick stuck in the bench?" God that would suck.

[zumbc]

lol

[andrewtom3d]

SAD.

[pookiewood]

Ohhhh Ohhhhh

[DemonicGemini]

this nigga fucked a table

[bobboblaw123]

im dead... x D

[shoobedoorocketship]

DemonicGemini said-

this nigga fucked....."

what are you, some kind of retard? how many times was it mentioned that it was in ASIA?

[DemonicGemini]

when i say that nigga over there i could be talking about a black white green or blue person

[shoobedoorocketship]

thats even more stupid! when white kids do it, its re-klanning themselves, when young black people do it, they are setting themeselves up bigtime trying to normalize and make cool a slur used to demean and dehumanize black people and use it as description for all races. its incredibly foolish behaviour. its seems like these days, the more stupid and racist a behavior is, the cooler it is, when the holy fuck that all started to happen, i dont know.

[DemonicGemini]

look man why are we fighting about were both liberal so i'm done fight with u

[DemonicGemini]

wow lol

[ZennLa13]

This is hard to watch.. the guy is stupid but its hard to hear him screaming in pain

[curley247]

Thats the funniest thing I have ever heard. LMAO.

[enferno00]

i'am sure he is a republican

[yuukisama2001]

I think this is an old story. Are some that bored that they'd screw a park bench? I hope that bench pushes charges. Hahaha!!

[WARDOG1138]

Those do look kinda small, but maybe if ur actually there it'd be different, perhaps it's perspective.....but still, a bench??

[NSU224]

Why not just make a date with Palmala? Good grief.

[imonthecomputerx]

dont you mean a park bench?

[CUTWEST]

wassup Cenk...WTF is a park BANECH?...LOL

[menthol5]

too much. when they were handing out intelligence this guy was at the end of the line

[franksnow79]

this is almost as good as the Goo Goo the panda story, there must be something in the water over there.

[Mike22288555]

Somebody get this guy a pocket pussy

[Tennyoakana]

Ahh I haven't laughed liket his in a Loooong time!! XD God...it was great.

Now maybe it's because I'm still a virgin and don't get how men's penises work but, uh, would even the tip of the penis fit thought that small hole? O_O I mean wouldn't that rip some skin when you thrust...ouch.

I think he should have just bought a hook or a pocket vagina.

[ahantu]

People are so retarded sometimes.

[buckamoona]

haha thetans taking over ana

[codaquinn12]

If my dick got stuck in a bench.. and I realized it was stuck?

At this point.. Would you not become UN-AROUSED?

LIKE LOLOLOLOLOL

ahahahahhahaha Not that anyone besides this tard would ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH A BENCH

[mursi]

Maybe the holes became like hard turnakits, not allowing the blood flow to reverse itself....I've thought to much about this all ready.

[JimmBeem]

Exactly

[Daybreaq]

There was a story several months ago about a US man who was arrested for doing the same thing to his picnic table in the hole where the umbrella goes in. Yeah it was strange and funny; but the story also bugged me because he was arrested for public indecency and endangering minors or something because his neighbor looked over the fence and called the police and there happened to be a school in his neighborhood.

[grayfox189]

lol thats so gross

[shoogie06]

Ya know this guy would be busted as a sex offender in the US, like he was some pedophile when he's an innocent bench-a-phile.

[F33bs]

Nothing says celebration better than fuckin' some steel and wood.

[ThePranxster]

Why not give him sleep meds or something. Or something so he isn't erect anymore lol.

[Twilightwolf6493]

Hahaha oh wow

[fallonm]

That's hilarious, but the guy is a complete idiot. lol

[Voodooray007]

OHHHHHHHHHHH! lol

I know it's wrong to do that but DAMN!

[menthol5]

Some dude america injected cocaine into his erection. He had a hard on for 3 days, after which his dick dropped off and he got gangrene in all his fingers and toes and they had to be amputated - ouch.

[Nessule]

Sex with a bench? That's absolutely pathetic. I say they should've just left him where he was for a day or two so he'd learn a lesson.

[wesmugg]

that bench was asking for it

[Voodooray007]

lol. I had a head hurts from laughing so hard

[Not2Sane]

Why on earth are you reporting about this?

[F33bs]

Because it's...funny?

[swapert22]

how does he fit his dick in those holes???? There is no way I could put my dick in that.

[jtilak]

xenu lol

[codemonkeyslikeme]

Note to self: watch where you sit

[shoogie06]

That's so wrong. Take the camera away and let him have what dignity he has left. This is cruel.

[musicmsnger]

pffffffff...wussy.

[gardnerbm]

Ill admit, that was an attractive bench...

[ram8704]

LOL those holes are super small....

[antony1z]

This story is like 3 months old.

[BobfromSydney]

Worse - they've covered it before. Check the archives. This happened around the time of the olympics - that's August 2008.

[wtfisditvoorbullshit]

LMAO

I heard that people from India have the smallest penis, they did research

[fishbonebuba]

Seriously, you don't know where that park bench has been! Er, I mean. It's been right there. Never mind. Bang away, Xing!

[kaptainkool408]

That Bench is traumatized for life. Poor little bench must have brought it upon it self, it lured him in with its shinny metal curves or edges and its seductive numerous holes, it's a tease but it didn't deserve that. LOL!

[iamtheboha]

Subtitles: they ended of having to cut the entire...

Cenk: No. No.

Subtitles: bench free

Cenk: Oh.

LOL, I had the same reaction.

[WKaliber1]

I once put my dick in a wine bottle. Its not funny. I got jagged pieces of glass in my dick and had to go to the hospital but thats were I met my wife, Lorana

[potter651]

Poor bench, it didn't ask for this. Question-Could this be considered rape? lol. Also, he better hope he doesn't catch something, I bet that bench has had a lot of ass. XD!!!

[FrankieArts]

the moaning sounded fake and put in. Looks like the news around the world is taking notes from american media.

[randomistaken]

Ah... I love people.

[EntBlog90210]

Have you ever seen an Asian guy's penis? I dont think that those holes are that small for them. Maybe for other guys but not for a man in China.

[EntBlog90210]

Xeno??? Is Anna a Scientologist? Have you ever seen porn from China? It is very very strange.

Don't they have sheep or goats in China? I mean thats what they do in Iowa.

[LogansHill]

That poor dumb summomabitch.

[SKVNGE]

those holes are WAY too small

[SoCalstylez858]

What man wants a loose big hole?

[megamarsvin]

Man that chair is a hotty

[elfielvr]

THAT is fucking hysterical!!!! Cenk and I spoke at the same time "Dude, those holes are SMALL!" PMSL... what a dolt! That's why god invented pocket pussys, moron!

[random0815]

chinese park benches are such whores! if this happened in america the guy could sue the park for millions in compensations ^^

[l0gically]

The solution to this kind of thing is obvious: warning labels on all park benches.

[Kaimosae]

Is that a steel bench? Oh shit what's wrong with this mother fucker?

[kurac3000]

LOOOOL, what a fucking fruitcake

[JohnnyH1982]

FOOOOCKIN 'ELL

[Excelion333]

Go to the store and buy a bagle or a cantalope next time.

[Unekwu89]

lol @ 'senseless act of sexuality'