@igorfranklin83 Are you fucking joking? You never thought of that maybe I checked out this game? Sorry man but you failed. Just cos you're copying what everyone's saying doesn't mean you're going to be successful son.
"And your only happy when you get your drawers around your ankles and your back against the wall! Christ Ive met rabbits who like to fuck less then you!"
hey gta 3 is better because when you go in pay n spray your wanted level already goes but for vice city san andreas liberty city stories and vice city stories it takes time to go away except for gta 2 and 3 it just goes away :) and gta 3 has dodo plane
Tony walks into a spat between Salvatore and Maria and is given instructions to pick up an important shipment during the last leg of insult hurling. Even SAL wonders why the Hell he married her.
"I wanted to marry a tramp, but instead I got a SLUT."
Too true....
Before doing to actual work, better pick up some help...
it's liberty city, but it's heavily based on new york...like star junction is modeled after times square...the "getalife building" is equal to the metlife building, etc.
@GTAmissions 6:09 why you crushed the peds, the idea it's not crush the peds
MatiasFLISH 2 months ago
I guess this is Rockstar's way of saying Miguel was simply neutralized and arrested since he was killed in GTA 3.
Rellymaster201 3 months ago
Hahaha at 9:18 the hummer i believe i can fly!
smoogerzx 3 months ago
muito bom
mateusmateuzinho 7 months ago
if i ever marry a slut this is exactly what im going to say
navi1007 7 months ago
wait a minute but miguel is alive in gta 3 hows he dead
wcrolas990 8 months ago
that civilian was son of a *****
LeooooonScottKennedy 11 months ago
is the Maria in liberty city stories the same one as in GTA 3? They don't seem like the same person...
Echuka 1 year ago
@Echuka Yes, it's the same Maria. GTA III takes place in 2001, while this (LCS) takes place in 1998. Stuff changed in 3 years :p
L2BeNewbie 4 months ago
the pay'n'spray is not that deep
991vincenzo 1 year ago
@Davidcervantes5633...
it was the first the game in the series...
they gave the excuse that in LCS the bikes were killing more than cars...
that is far that i know...
igorfranklin83 1 year ago
how do u mange in all of dese videos not to lose or get caught by the police u must be an expert or sumthing
lagrandecomission 1 year ago
lmao he lost 300$ at 6:43-7:05
yannick111000 1 year ago
I'd rather play GTA III any day than this game.
VonTavast 1 year ago
@VonTavast...
why you here then?
igorfranklin83 1 year ago
@igorfranklin83 Are you fucking joking? You never thought of that maybe I checked out this game? Sorry man but you failed. Just cos you're copying what everyone's saying doesn't mean you're going to be successful son.
VonTavast 1 year ago
lol i like when they fight
groovelife123 1 year ago
ahahaha this mission is funny one of my most fav missions along w/ the trouble w/ triads.
locoguy2427 1 year ago
lmao this mission was too fukin funny hahaah
PokeKing2011 1 year ago
I love how you put two vehicle in your garage lol
PrincessKiller1 1 year ago
HYDRAULIC UNDERWEAR
Centice 1 year ago
toni is the best character of gta
marcotulho 1 year ago
is tonis ma dead?wat hpn
sinyyt 1 year ago
@sinyyt tony didn't kill his mother he kill his hit man^^
PrincessKiller1 1 year ago
i kept dying my back up always died how come yours didnt??
awsomzpossumz 1 year ago
fuck yeah shit that as funny0:01-1;52
pokemon09ph 1 year ago
wheres niko
roboguy503 1 year ago
@roboguy503 what has niko top do with gta lcs?
ssssssssssssssssss50 1 year ago
2:51 i realy love that song
pokemon09ph 1 year ago
so basicly both sides; the Leones and the Colombians killed each other?
Derrian6 1 year ago
ROTFLMFAO HYDRAULIC UNDERWEAR
clydespeed 1 year ago
this truck' s color is very unique and cant get it at pay 'N sprays
Grimmjow642 1 year ago
LOL u kept had to go to the Pay 'n' spray coz u alays ran over that person :)
well i'd just drive like a actuall civilian
SWI0001 1 year ago
fuck funny at the beggining
pokemon09ph 1 year ago
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giovannivella 2 years ago 2
wtf hahaha u could not get out ha
bmxmasterman303 2 years ago 4
lol 6:50 was so funny ajaja
SONYERS004 2 years ago 10
salvatore leone is damn funny!
ikmal017 2 years ago 23
Why Maria would leave the beauty and glamor of Las Venturas for raggedy ass Liberty City anyway is beyond me...
banthonygant 2 years ago 5
i hate this mission hard for me, i just get killed by cops at the very end
matty1053 2 years ago 2
run to a cover where no cops then shoot and cover
robot123456789beep 2 years ago 2
i got the answers for all your problems cheats...
doratheexplorerhd 2 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
2 think that this shitty game is newer than gta sa
1esse4life1 2 years ago
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calcu10000 2 years ago
I bet when you did that stunt the guys in the car were crapping their pants. lol
BombDestroyer 2 years ago
toni capriani
syazwan03 2 years ago
Salvatore: So listen this is important...
Maria: Fuck you Salvatore Leone, you no dick bullying wife big piece of italian shit
Salvatore: Fuck me?! FUCK YOU! In fact, everyone has!
LOL
calcu10000 2 years ago
that guy got nailed at 9:20
raychamp01 2 years ago 2
"And your only happy when you get your drawers around your ankles and your back against the wall! Christ Ive met rabbits who like to fuck less then you!"
"Fuck me? Fuck you! In fact everyone has!" LOL
RoyaleFlame 2 years ago 4
FUCK ME? FUCK YOU! IN FACT, EVERYONE HAS! XDD
and also, 3:46 perfect landing my ass
BandBroadcast 2 years ago 3
or
Maria: "You can't even get it up you old bastard."
Salvatore Leone: "Not for you. I don't like using public toilets.."
xD
GTAHelfer 2 years ago 3
-so listen this is important...
-fuck you Salvatore Leone
-you no dick, bullying wife piece of italian shit.
-Fuck me?Fuck you!In fact, everyone has!
-Anyway I got a shipment you know what coming in, this is gonna put us you and me on the map big time.....
MaverickHunterVile 2 years ago 4
he should puched her and said shut up you fuckin un grace ful bitch
yugiohdue 2 years ago 2
i like the funny part tat it say FUCK ME!!!!!!!FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND FUCK,EVERYONE HAS
sakurafan33 2 years ago
lol, fucking cops :D
GTAHelfer 2 years ago
i dont get it, LCS is in '98 and III is in '01 and miguel is killed here and he comes back in III... what the hell...???
YoungGangstaIV 2 years ago 2
he went to pay and srapy about 3 to 4 times aha
RainKrewskater 2 years ago
Maria looks like a man lol
nfscarbonlover13 3 years ago
Fuck You! Fuck me? Fuck You in fact everybody does. that is the sentence that made me love GTA LCS
realgod1002 3 years ago 4
salvatore sure knows how to treat a woman lol
pokanoka06 3 years ago
man u should have answered the phone
pokanoka06 3 years ago
what a stunt! 3:40!!!!!!!Cool Vid!
sauravkhanna7 3 years ago
U grease ball of .... i really like that part!
CrazyStarWarsFan27 3 years ago
1:20
fuck me fuck you
hahaha i like that part
powerharis 3 years ago
my game alway freezes when this mission is loading. has this happened to anyone else?
akabill909 3 years ago
hey gta 3 is better because when you go in pay n spray your wanted level already goes but for vice city san andreas liberty city stories and vice city stories it takes time to go away except for gta 2 and 3 it just goes away :) and gta 3 has dodo plane
agent7781 3 years ago
lol dodo is like impossable
psycobillysutter 3 years ago
I just looked a bit farther in the video...that's why I go 2mph when I get out of the paint shop, lol
drunkenmasterchief 3 years ago
Thanks, I was having trouble knowing what to do. I thought I had to kill them all before I could get in or something...
drunkenmasterchief 3 years ago
lol greasball fuck XDXD
AG31594 3 years ago
uhhh nanana
brucelee7525 3 years ago
hahahahahahah u cant even lose the cops u hairy little man
ethanleeliz 3 years ago
haha i dont like to use public toilets
HerbChambers200 3 years ago 3
jij bent mi grapig de kapote auto weg doen extra een leven erbij whahahahha wie is hier eigelijk Nl
uvwxjz 3 years ago
LOL the mission intro video.... sal is funny.
SpielDoggy 3 years ago
Hey the tank cheat is
L L left L L right trinagle cricle
but dont save your game if you enter this cheat
is will mess it up
fusionfaller1 3 years ago
no it won´t only the roit codes
Maxmuisply5 3 years ago
got 24 and 25 mixed up dude
albania331 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I fuck all the youtubers members!
legrand421 3 years ago
then why do u have one
hughes1011 3 years ago
hey you are a youtube member so you are fucking youre self
theanimal603 3 years ago
Shut up bitch or I fuck your ass in first!
legrand421 3 years ago
Velvet Revolver , anybody? Contraband is their past album
BlueAntEater34 3 years ago
sal married her
cannomancjman 3 years ago
The Leone Sentinel looks cooler than the Mafia version in GTAIII. I changed the GTA3 color to black and they look a like quite a lot!
Antibarca2000 3 years ago 3
Fuck me?!?!
Fuck you, in fact everyone has!!!
LoooooL
mmmaasss 3 years ago
You should be able to recruit leone guys on free roam like San Andreas, and then kill all the Triads! haha
LilianAnnetteGarcia 3 years ago
everytime i dont read that reminder at the top and i see ma's assasin - i almost shit myself
YoungGangstaIV 3 years ago
im confused. . this isnt actually on the campaign mode is it? whatabout nico
Lamps89 3 years ago
dude, wrong game. You're thinking of GTA IV, this is GTA Liberty City Stories
GTAmissions 3 years ago 8
@Lamps89 lmfao
WoW24hours 1 year ago
LOL his insults are so fucking funny!!
ZombieHeads 3 years ago 4
lol at the end: hmmm motorcycle or humvee? why not both lol
coondogtheman1234 3 years ago
that was funny on 1:04-125 and 1:40-1:57
flameboy36 3 years ago
lol pay and spray bout three times
tjames20 3 years ago
love the line that toney says in 9.52 or 9.53 "kiss my ass dickhead!!"
GODZOFLIGHTNING 3 years ago 4
Tony walks into a spat between Salvatore and Maria and is given instructions to pick up an important shipment during the last leg of insult hurling. Even SAL wonders why the Hell he married her.
"I wanted to marry a tramp, but instead I got a SLUT."
Too true....
Before doing to actual work, better pick up some help...
3:36-3:48: RAAAAAAAGLE FRRAAAAAAAAGGGLLLLLEEEE!!!
HOLY CRAP, I can't believe you MADE that jump! O.O
UdtheImp 3 years ago
Miguel?! Catalina's right hand man?!? O_O! Talk about leadership changes...
And he proves to be just as convining as his future boss...
Since negotiations completely devolved, better get the goods and go.
How did that keep happening?!
Mission Complete!
.....why is the vid still going?
Cool, are you going to collect all 100?
UdtheImp 3 years ago
Cool, messages actually show whenever one of Ma's assassins come after you.
Did you get him?
UdtheImp 3 years ago
yea i blew him up in that big cluster-fuck explosion with the police cars. Then i stole his body armor and Hummer! haha.
I'm not collecting all 100. I just decided to show where that one was since it happened to be right where that mission ended!
GTAmissions 3 years ago
yea thats true btw u look like u need a bit more ammo from ur smg
bigmantotake23 3 years ago
"FUCK ME FUCK YOU IN FACT EVERYONE HAS!" lol freakin' funny!
GrandTheftAuto08 3 years ago
lol 9:20 the Patriot just missed the Mafia guy.
pisces38 3 years ago 2
great radio station!
oTHREATZo 3 years ago
XD LOL At
- the happy couple in the beginning XD
-the three, count it ,three paint jobs XD
-when you made your own mission at the end XD
and LOVED the radio in the second hummer XD
I give this video 5 XD's out of 5
0PrenCess0 3 years ago
Sal and Maria met in SA in 1992 when Sal owned Caligula's Palace casino. You see her meeting him coz you're CJ in 1992.
Danste2008 3 years ago
Nice jump at 5:16 - thought you weren't gonna stick the landing for a second, but then I remembered you always do ;)
CaptainCaballero 3 years ago
3 Paint jobs. xD
1Edd1 3 years ago
awesome
denisiscena 3 years ago
lol @ the first conversation!
I like this mission, best to do it on daylight.
Antibarca2000 3 years ago 2
BJ how much did GTA4 liberty city change from GTA3 and LCS liberty city? also damn peds!
bllau 3 years ago
GTA4 takes place in New York i think
GrandTheftAuto08 3 years ago
unless the statue of liberty is somewhere else
Toonlad14 3 years ago
it's liberty city, but it's heavily based on new york...like star junction is modeled after times square...the "getalife building" is equal to the metlife building, etc.
Oopstoobad6275 3 years ago
GTA3/LCS Liberty City is a mockup of New York City. GTA4 Liberty City basically is NYC with everything renamed, IIRC.
CaptainCaballero 3 years ago
Nice Job,Amigo
KevinThornDarkFan 3 years ago
i hate when you commit a crime while you wanted level is suspended sooo fucking annoying
Oopstoobad6275 3 years ago 3
Fuck me? Fuck you! In fact, everyone has!
MrAnders0n2 3 years ago 7
best cutscene in the game
Isle0fRed 3 years ago
no, the one of you blowing half the town up later in the game is
Trainalf 3 years ago
worship gtamissions
JJ3792 3 years ago 2
nice drive XD
Visterek 3 years ago
wow that last part was epic
CENTENOMONTOYA 3 years ago
awsome ending and love that line in 9.53
GODZOFLIGHTNING 3 years ago
Hey, it's Miguel sans pole in the chest!
kuronin 3 years ago
i thought you weren't gonna make videos until 2009!
Drybones195 3 years ago
hes not making gta4 vids til 2009
monkyman810 3 years ago 4
lol pwned
adr3nz 3 years ago
Nice Job,Amigo
KevinThornDarkFan 3 years ago
Thanks
KevinThornDarkFan 3 years ago
maria looked a lot better on san andreas
bammbamm214 3 years ago 10
Every one ages ;)
Acoustimas 2 years ago
The opening cutscene to this mission is hillarious!
JoeDog93 3 years ago
This is one of the funniest cutscene ever. XD
Great job BJ, keep them comin!
mynameisthepass 3 years ago
you can record videos over 11 mins
starfox64adventures 3 years ago
so can I it's awesome.
eduardoc 3 years ago
There are some crazy ass bitches running round Liberty City. Oh well. Nice job B.J.!
Defome23 3 years ago
great job i think this is one of teh best gtas..
Nero5582 3 years ago