Louis CK - I don't smoke marijuana anymore

[jgibanez]

God, shut the fuck up Leno, and let the smart guy talk.

[TheSeanElliott]

just to let everyone know, IM HEAR FOR LOUIS, fuck LENO

[mwomg]

Ahahahahah! That last one about his last weed exp really cracked me up

[jihadpizza]

haha. thats awesome!!!

[cenacantwork]

Louis is gold, Leno not so much. Louis can carry anyone through an interview

[Jack458111]

die leno

[PMJustinY]

hahhaha he describes being high exactly

[ViciousGuitarist]

leno's pretty crappy as an interviewer, but these interviews with louis ck are amazing, and his discomfort at louis' jokes make it even more hilarious

[mercurius0]

pure gold

[7SethMurrant7]

@Arkanni Obvious troll.

[GrudonX]

@Arkanni Agreed.

[tiedstraw]

@Benevanstanchiano like bacon?

[Ralastar]

@tiedstraw Fag much?

[AZnative72]

Holy. Shit. I laughed so hard, I actually snorted.



[RedRise91]

@AZnative72 what did you snort

[zyxwut321]

I love Percocet too.

[DoDogaTz]

Jay leno is awesome, conan fans are jealous queers lol

[KaiRobert]

Sounds like a great night.

[daviamanda]

kansas city missouri?

[df61660a]

so tired of all the Leno hate... seriously,

yeah, its the cool and funny thing to hate on him right now, and to suck Conan's dick... but if u wanna hate on someone, hate on the NBC execs. and Conan did just fine- he walked away with tens of millions - more money than most people in the world will ever see...

[danHiroshi]

That rate your pain joke reminds me of Brian Regan's hospital joke

[bensimps123]

jay leno looks like a flintstone character

[epiccows]

Thumbs up if you got here from the "Anti-Masturbation" video.

[FunemploymentCrew]

The drive- thru bit made me cry with laughter... only Louis can make me laugh this hard.

[BlueMaxx86]

Spit-take? Really, Jay.

[Benevanstanchiano]

I believe Louis' point isn't that marijuana makes people black out. I think he was pointing out that as he's gotten older getting really high makes him anxious which makes his behaviour erratic. He may have played it up but to claim marijuana doesn't alter your perception is crazy. Or either you've never touched anything really kind or God Forbid eaten too much.

[MohadibTheHorrible]

jay leno falis

[leviathan85]

"yeah ok. yeah, it's sad. right, right. yeah. right. yeah. hey that old guy's cool! yeah. yeah. wow. really! people are lovely! yeah, yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. right right right.right, right. right, right right. right." - Jay Leno

[blazedballa420]

Louie why are you lying about weed, I thought you were better than that

[lorenrb]

I can't believe leno is real, he's like a cartoon

[jwc1276]

Reminds me of why I stopped watching Leno. He is the worst.

[RiverdATLeian]

Louie was smokin that Amsterdam shit That dude is the DUDE

[chiefs2k6]

"yea, yea, right, yea, right right, yea, yea, right, yea, right, yea, yea, right right" - Jay Leno

[TheSerpant1483]

@chiefs2k6 An inspiring quote.

[sicssixsiks]

I know he is playing to his audience, but it's sad to see Louis lie about weed like that. He described being drunk, or possibly cross-faded. Cannabis alone would NEVER make you forget where you are, let alone black anything out. I love Louis CK I have all his DVDs and watch all his stuff. The media is corrupting good people.

[Shamidey]

@sicssixsiks shut up, faggot.

[PantslessPenetration]

@sicssixsiks I think if you get high enough, shit can happen. I've never personally greened out, but I've watched people who are unaccustomed to pot get so fucking high that they curl up in fetal position and some even vomit, so, yeah I'd say you can get pretty fucked up off of just pot, if you smoke enough and don't have the right mentality to begin with. It's a mental thing vs. an actual blackout, but it still happens to them during their experience.

[DoctorCapitalist]

Jay Leno is unfunny.

[Aphasia17]

Its true if you take a break and then go back you get so high its like a total trip and if ur not with friends it can bug u out a lil haha

[Aquaboy99]

he's getting better and better!

[NFM1337]

I love his attitude. I don't really mind pot in itself, what I mind is douchebags in Che Guevara shirts going on about "the man", reggae, and organic food.

[TerrierBram]

When I'm high I figure out stuff quite quickly. While sober I'm far from stupid, but on extra cannabinoids it seems to increase my IQ temporarily. Ever see somebody telling a very positive story on main stream media ... I don't. Herbs make you stupid, herbs make you irresponsible, herbs make you lazy. Well, when I am on a good joint sativa I exercise, making good music shows, play drums, walking around discovering amazing details in what stays hidden while sober. Why don't they just fuck off.

[kanojo1969]

@TerrierBram I used to be quite fat and I got so sick of people implying that I was fat because I smoked pot all the time, I just sat down on google and figured out how food and shit works, and in the next 8 months I dropped 40kg, which is about 88 pounds. Just eating right and jogging and doing some weights. Smoking as much pot as I could possibly obtain the whole time. A few years later I had to stop smoking weed and I couldn't exercise any more, lost all interest in it.

[karsown]

Leno is not funny. He has never BEEN funny. He is simply a cool, nice, agreeable guy who is good at talking to people. And he laughs at the drop of a hat. Good for him. He has 100 billion dollars.

[TimeKillingVirals]

That was like a routine, but an interview. That guy is comic genius :) Stomach still hurts from the KC remark.

[Motown49001]

The chemistry is so good that he's making leno funny

[stfwho]

In a lot of ways your mind does turn alien, it goes into a whole new dimension of thought, and you notice a whole lot more... When I got high in public I'd often be so self conscious I'd just end up not saying or doing much of anything because I knew I'd fuck it up and look weird, so I just tried my best to look not so weird... It was almost like I was apologizing for being so high... Now I smoke at home, listen to some Zappa or Floyd or whatever, read some interesting shit, and watch Louis CK:)

[yzwme586]

what he says about weed is so fucking true

[NinetiesYouth]

@yzwme586 weed should be taken in isolation, and again, this was absolutely hilarious

[penisfuckeye]

"So I don't smoke that no more"

[penisfuckeye]

Haha so glad Louis said "suck your dick" I bet all Leno's old ass viewers freaked

[penisfuckeye]

I'm conflicted I love Louis but hate Leno, but Louis was so good I have to add it to my favorites

[hondapowerx]

Holly shit that was funny.

[dlarge20]

Whenever I even think about Louis CK yelling out "I DONT KNOW! I DONT KNOW!" to a lady at a drive thru, I ALWAYS burst out laughing

[bluetwo0]

@whiteej21 For whatever reason, Leno is still listed on Comedy Central's top 100 comedians. I can't see why...Leno has the personality of prune juice, and coincidentally, his target audience loves prune juice (translation: they are old white people who like to laugh at mundane, unoriginal jokes. Anything more and they stroke out).

[NinetiesYouth]

This was soooooo hilarious, god damn

[johnkidboy9]

This was really funny don't get me wrong, but that's why people are scared of marijuana. People think what happened to him was terrible and it makes your crazy. When it all reality that was a great time.

[sebaschan23]

Jay Leno's face looks like it's made out of a rock.

[njrobinson95]

Wow, Jay really lost his shit.

[Henroidt]

I'm surprised Leno has Louis CK on his show. But I guess he's desperate to get the young audience in. Too bad for him the internet exists.

[bluetwo0]

Sometimes I forget that Leno is a comedian too. But sitting next to Louis, you would never know.

[orrez74]

I laughed so hard I almost forgot to breath

[Flippy92]

Leno is such a politically correct, outdated hack. I can't wait for his entire audience to die of old age in a year and a half.

[Boris222222]

@Flippy92 Bitch don't diss Jay

[TBrockton]

@Flippy92

I'll bet you're one of those 20 yr. olds Louis C.K. talks about. Know what the hell you're talking about before you open your mouth. Leno's audience is made up primarily of younger viewers not older people. Moron!!!

[QueerSwede1]

@Flippy92 yes please, hate them

[BlueMaxx86]

@Flippy92 Leave it to Louis CK to make an episode of Leno funny. Guy was only on for 6 minutes.

[TheMasterofganja]

@Flippy92 Yeah, he fucking sucks ass.

[7th75thCallaghan]

How did Leno ever get on TV?

[MrSupasexi]

I don't know I don't know!!! Lmao

[RaiceGeriko]

I really like the ending with that look on his face - ".... So I don't smoke that no more..."

[loveless0oneball]

2:40 is the funniest joke leno has ever said

[drlovebutton]

Fuck Leno, Louis CK is the man tho.

[anokah]

Driving high is fine, but maybe not when you're that high :P I smoked once after not doing it for 6-7 months, and if i had tried to drive then, i would've probably ende up dead or in jail :P

[fedorgspsilvamma]

@anokah yea it's all good if u have the tolerance i kno wat u mean

[sun4sublime]

that wasn't weed



[vennor128]

God bless this man. I haven't laughed that hard in years!!!

[secracium]

god i hate leno . . oh, so it was funny that you spat water? wow . . . clever . .

[brainfoodization]

@ john129flip -Mitch Hedberg

Quote the legend.

[Godofkhorn]

Driving high is fine trust me, ive done it many a time

[pervertedpenguin69]

@Godofkhorn most studies have shown improved driving after using cannabis

[john129flip]

I used to do drugs.  I still do, but I used to too.

[321Green1Fork123]

@john129flip the greatest

[eqsmooth]

Right now, he's the best. great storyteller.

[BlatendCrude]

Jesus Krist, Jay Leno turned into such a dick....!



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[VigilantMindz89]

LMAO!!! He described "First High's" soo well

[dbfro1]

@VigilantMindz89 first?! first, second, thirty eight, etc. i always end up confused at a drive thru.

[maaxxi99]

im pro canna, but would never drive high,

[maaxxi99]

aw yeah please give it more bad rep.....oh man will it ever be legal?

[avedic]

oh...then i just saw jay fake spitting his drink. now i feel dumb for doing what jay did

[avedic]

oh man...love louis. i nearly spit up my drink at the "ill suck your dick to get it back" line

[whitepanther84]

did this air? Americans are getting better at dealing with adult material. Well done lads...

[halifaxx55]

Driving high? He coulda killed somebody!! I think he just made it up or something

[girlsailor123]

@halifaxx55 nobody gets killed by a car going 20

[avedic]

@halifaxx55 marijuana tends to make people drive much safer. you should be more worried about people who drink and drive...which i guarantee you, thousands of people are currently doing right NOW

[TerrierBram]

@halifaxx55 No way, that's tested in depth ... by me.

[wherleybird]

"There's a whole spectrum of responsibility out here!" Love that

[richig761]

"I wish I could be that guy, that's a great personality!" LMAO

[DonZaka93]

hahahahaahahah haven't laughed like this in so long xD dam i wana smoke a bowl now

[DonZaka93]

hahahahaahahah haven't laughed like this in so long xD

[zekatl]

louis ck is a king

[PS3Juggalo]

That joke took 3 minutes to conjure up. He's right.

[PS3Juggalo]

Le No, Jay.

[postedcitytv]

Funniest thing if ever heard on tv

[GibsonsForLife]

Best standup comedian ever

[superIll1]

jast not facking fanny any more asshole

[wmpitcher]

He is so funny. Thanks for sharing.

[hagenar]

It felt like 25 minutes since he looked out the front window. But it probably was 2.5 seconds. That's what happens when you're high. Not that I'd recommend driving while in that state.

[JuanGx817]

that nikka didn't smoke weed he got bar'd out haha

[b2o1b2o1]

i was so high that when he was talking about being high and driving home...i found myselfdoing what he was explain - the driving..........no ur the man...time to go super saiyan on ur ass

[Slikrik1212]

His story about driving high has got to be the funniest story I've ever heard. Oh man!! ...that had me in tears. Probably because I can relate. I'm with him, I can't do that sh!t anymore, especially around people, just freaks me out.

[DaveAtLeeds]

@CaptainAAllen pretty harsh there mate, not gonna lie!

[xGAVENx]

Did he steal that "Rate Your Pain" joke from Brian Regan?

[siggymarx]

@xGAVENx Love Louis but he may have.

[TheKaptainBob]

@TheClassicAustin

Kansas City isn't in Kansas. Haha

[IAmAFugitiveOnTheRun]

A+

[FriedBacon86]

Everything this guy says is sooo funny

[vinetari]

fuck Jay Leno!

[bigzebes]

Jay Leno is still on TV?

[toobsockproductions]

@bigzebes who?

[kenope]

Why is this guy taking over the comedy scene? Its AWESOME. never lets me down.



[meshies]

so glad i decided to watch one of his shows randomly the other day... this dude is hilarioussss

[TheClassicAustin]

i was born in Kansas louie....it really does suck 

[sanluisskywatch]

9/11 was an inside job, our own government did it- watch 9/11 mysteries.

Also, check out Bohemian Grove- the strange stuff the elite and politicians are doing in Northern California.

[passman9]

I love louis ck, but that bit about the pain is brian regan's

[Blastogy]

@passman9 Yes that may be but this is not a standup. This is just a conversation between two men, I cite things other people have said all the time in casual conversation. Who doesn't?

[passman9]

@Blastogy Everytime louis ck goes on a talk show like this he does bits from his act... the questions are organized beforehand so that they can set up parts of his act

[1Onsokumaru1]

Oh god I was dying the whole video

[asdlfkjasdlasdf]

Anyone have part 2 of this?

[666ThaScarecro666]

I drive while high but do drink quite a bit and never drive drunk. Yes driving high is statistacially safer but driving impaired on anything is a bad idea.

[RaiseItToEleven]

I like how he mentions how he doesn't smoke marijuana anymore right at 4:20

[RavenBee]

@RaiseItToEleven

He says i love getting high at 2:10 :P

[jameslondon22]

@RavenBee eh, its more like 1:58

[jameslondon22]

@RaiseItToEleven by my account, its at 4:22 but thats close enough i guess

[loathing138]

<3 CK

[boritchka]

Louis C.K. is freakin' awesome and hilarious.

[dxwoodwardx]

Love this man

[vasyan123]

Seriously, the guy admits DUI and everybody is laughing?

[sgcbiologic]

@vasyan123 because he is funny

[jasperDandy]

@vasyan123 he was high not drunk...have you driven high? its pretty much the easiest thing in the world. if anything it helps

[bMoney9292]

@vasyan123 Lol, driving high and driving under the influence of alcohol are two different things. Unless you've driven high before you wouldn't understand.

[MrRiggyRiggs]

@bMoney9292 Agreed.

[Nihistal]

@bMoney9292 I completely agree. The first time I drove high I kept forgetting I was driving. Just like Louis CK said. But now, according to my friends, I actually drive much safer when I'm high. After smoking I usually drive at or under the speed limit and I am much much more careful... even though I feel like I'm driving like a madman.

[zofryer]

Louis is less edgy. I still love the guy, but he's no Bill Hicks.

[ostrorawr]

OH MY GOD HE LOVES BEING HIGH AWESOME LET'S CLAP

[squanto2]

Leno is not human. It's always obvious that he's not really interested in what the guest has to say. He should go take a piss on the moon.

[jkejke]

Sub par questions.

[KasplazmTV]

CK isnt funny at all. fucking terrible.

[burpethead]

Everyone saying Leno is lame just has to understand for NBC MSM standards they were discussing controversial topics, so Leno has to keep quiet during that kind of stuff.

[eskiinu]

At a [7} and heard the "I don't know! I don't know!" line and almost choked to death.

[Quibbleify]

@eskiinu r/trees represent!

[Tehmalvs]

@eskiinu Same here man! Haven't laughed that hard alone in a loooong time. xD

[MastaJaysQ]

@ProfessorHess Teehee



[KasplazmTV]

CK isnt funny at all. fucking terrible.

[capinkronic]

@KasplazmTV troll harder, nigger

[finalmethod]

@KasplazmTV Jelly?

[InformationVideos]

Wow Leno is a pussy.

[CzyscMiButy]

Leno, Y U NO retire or stfu or sth

[landialiha]

poor leno

[3rkid2]

Lmao, you guys are massive dicks to Jay Leno.

[SciMethod]

@3rkid2 Lemo is lameo.

[omidrez]

Watching Larry David crush Jay Leno last week was my ultimate Jay Leno bashing highlight.