Lily Allen - "Small Dicks Talk"

[KOCOBO1389SERBIA]

WHORE !! :DDDDDDDD

[katiefellout]

I have a feeling the two top comments are from people with small weewee's.. <3

[crazyeepsters94]

hahaha i just think it's funny that these guys are getting offended! it's Lily Allen! listen to her songs! she's very blunt! she's not talking about you! haha y'all are hilarious!

[PrimeM92]

I really like Lily Allen but she's got small tits and that is like the worst thing ever right?!

[rufito82]

hahaha an stupid girl. She is so tiny even she wants a big cock, she could not handle it. That only could be a fantasy for her. If an 9 inch o more cock penetrates her she will be mutilated. Mostly girl talking shit about cock sizes. When they talks about 9 inches it means 6 inches, that is only who they can afford. Yet, if this be true I think 3 Things: 1: she fucks doped, 2:she likes pain, or 3: She is an anomaly of the nature.

[MrStuart150970]

How old is she? whats to act her age minger



[alexmcrlover]

awww look at the guys that are tiny sticking up for them selves :') bleeess

[Plusto84]

I'm only 4 and a half inches, length and girth.

But I can always use my fist love if you're that fussed.

[Isaacbolly]

She shouldn't be picky, especially when she's the President/CEO of the itty bitty titty committee.

[CoverProductionz]

32 people have small dicks lol

[ltgrandmaps3]

So...let me get this straight...because she doesn't like being sexual unsatisfied....she is a whore?

I think you guys are intimidated by a woman who knows what she wants in bed.

and have small dicks.

[johnny4463435]

@ltgrandmaps3 i agree these insecure beta males need to stfu with their entitlement issues :)

[niteholler]

is she talking about my 4.75 inch hard dick?

[TheLolaLovesJune]

actually ... from personal experience usually guys with reaaally big dicks rely to much on their size and end up being reaaally bad in bed or even too violent :S ... and guys with really small dicks know they have a disadvantage so they work harder to satisfy women, making them gr8 in bed, and much more gentle... Well maybe it's just me but the best guy i've been with had the smallest dick me or my friends have ever seen :)

[andrew19vato]

oh well lily allen has small tits so i guess shes insecure lolx 

[bennyboy273yeah]

@andrew19vato NICE CALLLL

[wheelife68]

here's the juice,chicks like big dicks because they give the the sensation of being filled.and it gives them a sense of accomplishment in being able to fit some guys cum cannon balls deep in their pastrami petals..keep in mind that just cause a dude is flying a 767 doesn't guarantee he can hit the runway.but by the same token if you are flying an ultralight don't expect to get clearance to land at any major airports.its fucked up, but its true

[andrew19vato]

@wheelife68 yeah man you are speaking the harsh but undeniable truth

[Oohyoutouchmytalala]

google 'the perfect vagina' ; there's a pretty good documentary as to how the equivalent affects women. it doesnt condone what lily allen said, but its a pretty good insight into how women are actually affected by these things.

[Superfastflyover]

And then they wonder why so many men are so concerned and obsessed about their size when woman clearly constantly fire the message across that bigger is better and if you not porn star big you’re a failure in bed... It is the woman that are the ones saying that size matters; this video is a perfect example of this. When woman like Lilly Alan say small they mean average as a genuine small penis is very rare, most men are average. But to most women in this day and age, average is small.

[Oohyoutouchmytalala]

@Superfastflyover Oh god no, i don't know much about sex but personally it seems.. quite the opposite.

The cervix is like 6 inches in, so anything bigger would be 'wasted' anyway.

[EssssTeeeeDeee]

She caught me once lol

[EssssTeeeeDeee]

LMAO shes such a whore, shes probably met me before

[steviegrulez]

you shleggggggggggggggg!

[Oohyoutouchmytalala]

How lol at alll the guys here calling her a whore.

Jesus yeah, it's shallow to care about the size of a dick, but you're the ones hooked up about it and in retaliation saying it's only so because she's 'loose', which is just as bad. Stop calling women whores, if you start respecting them then maybe they'll have reason to respect you back again.

[Superfastflyover]

Oohyoutouchmytalala,What if Lilly Alan had a son that felt suicidal over having or thinking he had a small penis and he killed himself over it? What would Lilly Allan have to say about that? LOL

[Oohyoutouchmytalala]

@Superfastflyover K i'm really sorry about this, but my grammar nazi-ism and hatred for all those who spell my name wrong is making me scream out TWO LS NOT 3.

but anyway, yeah. Any idea how many girls also probably are seriously upset/hurt over being labeled as ONLY 'loose' and a whore? That being their entire apparent worth? And its hard to say one would be suicidal over one single thing, if her son were suicidal it would probably be because of many factors over a long period of time so ;p

[Superfastflyover]

The average penis is between 5 and 6inches in length and around 4 in half inches to 5 in girth,92% of men fall in this range as proven in numerous reliable medical tests over the years, technically speaking they are almost no such thing as a small penis, as micros penis is a rare condition!. We constantly hear of woman complain about small dicks when 92% of men are in the normal average range! What we can deduce from this is the average size penis is too small for most women!

[Oohyoutouchmytalala]

@Superfastflyover Most women? I can't remember hearing any woman seriously talk negatively upon the size of a willy in real life, and to take one drunken statement from lily allen as society is idiotic. Too small for most women? So you yourself are suddenly jumping to the conclusion that there is a problem, and that something has to be physically wrong in this mix, and that for some reason, it is the 'fault' of either gender? Like it or not, i can guarentee that 99% of women do not give a shit.

[Superfastflyover]

To put the penis size issue in concept, unlike a woman a man can have really good looks, a awesome body with additional health and wealth…. but if he feels or is told his penis is small he will feel worthless! Once again they are no body part on a woman that even comes close to the importance of a mans penis.

[Oohyoutouchmytalala]

@Superfastflyover that's not really something instigated by women though, from what i know even from a young age boys see it as more of a 'competition', and feel the need to compare themselves - i believe that this is something instigated by their peers.

[Superfastflyover]

Many woman like yourself can never comprehend the penis issue with men as they are no body part on a woman that is supposedly detrimental to the pleasure of intercourse, they are no body part on a woman that is comparable to a mans penis for hell sake. I’m an average size guy like 90% of the men and I have reached a conclusion that average is too small for most women. If average was sufficient to most women…. penis size would not be an issue in the first place!

[Oohyoutouchmytalala]

@Superfastflyover erm, believe it or not it takes two to tango, and the whole vaginal area is pretty damn important too.

It's NOT an issue. I could easily say the same about any aspect of female appearance; advertising and society tells me being a 38 DD is important. It tells me i should be a size 0. Is that completely mens' fault?

Bearing in mind, porn and supposed male ideals do make women feel worthless too.

[Oohyoutouchmytalala]

@Superfastflyover oh, and porn is scripted, unreal and - take note - aimed at and generally made for and watched by men, not women. So all i can grasp from this is that it is YOUR gender with the penis obsession. And again, life is not a porno and most women generally think of more than men than sole-y existing for random, derogatory emotionless intercourse.

[Oohyoutouchmytalala]

@Superfastflyover Finally, women generally have more interesting things to discuss than the judgement of male genitals. Yet i can guarantee that you have talked about and judged the physical attributes of women - whether they're boobs or down-theres or whatever - on numerous occasions, thus judging shaggability.

Take note - yeah, porn has 20 inch penises. It also has unrealistic 40-22-40 women, with plastic tits and bald vaginas. It is NOT real, nor a naturally attainable state for either sex.

[Superfastflyover]

Society tells us and woman fire the message across that bigger is better and average men are small and inferior. You said I only mentioned Lilly Alan and her drunken outburst? are U joking! I could post endless videos of woman of all ages putting down men’s size and much more too numerous to mention! They are even a song called don’t want no short dick man! Look it up! Just Imagine the outrage if a man came up with a song called don’t want no bucket vaginas!

[Superfastflyover]

The societal messages are "size matters", "average penises are called small and worthless", "women want big dicks". These messages are everywhere you look: TV, movies, talk shows, conversations with female friends, girlfriends, from many women’s mouths its ... everywhere! Society does not target woman’s vaginas; we certainly don’t see woman’s vaginas put down the way mens penises are. It’s always the mans fault just because he don’t have a porn star 8X6!.

[salamandarsalsa]

@Oohyoutouchmytalala The only reason she said this is because she knows it's a crude, cruel, and a controversial thing to say. There was no person with a small penis that called her a whore to instigate her to say this. The reason people are on her saying she is a whore is because she angered them with what she said in the video.

[Oohyoutouchmytalala]

@salamandarsalsa Now that is probably completely true. It's just at least in my teen/young adult age group, there is a LOT of 'you're loose' etc towards girls and to my knowledge almost no mention of willies, when honestly it doesnt actually matter, genitals are genitals and at the end of the day they vary almost as much as fingerprints.

[dillinjaesc]

most dicks probably seem small to her....I'll let you do the math.

[cheaterdon2]

"u really love this guy but he's got small dick u know its neva gonna work" thas coz u r a fukin whore...

[Novinte]

@cheaterdon2 shut up small dicked man

[cheaterdon2]

@Novinte yeh im sure my 7 inches is way too small for ur big ass vigina...punk ass lmao

[Novinte]

@cheaterdon2 Had a dick last time I checked. Your mom don't bite =)

[cheaterdon2]

@Novinte i know ur jus sad and desperate bitch who needs 12" coz average isnt good enough for u, but dont get mad at ur vagina coz i know there are allot ov other whores like u lmao

[vjohn82]

The worst thing about taking a bird back home after a night out is waking up and realising it's Lily Allen

[bitemeyoufool]

lily is hilarious

[simonjenkin]

I thought this video was going to be about small dicks but all I saw was a massive cunt.

[xarmendarizx]

I would shove my small dick in the back of her throat and make her gag on it with her sexy ass. She talks too damn much but a dick in her mouth would shut her up.

[sheebaridgeback]

Her nickname in the industry is SKIPPY, because she's got a big pouch.

[omgaw]

Lol look at all of the people commenting that are offended because they have small dicks.

[IamPEPSIKID14]

@llieske yh tht aint one of them, thats all of em...

[llieske]

i got 99 problems... but THAT ain't one :)

[jon5339]

Hoes these days, i bet shes got a massive bucket.

[TheJENJEN1990]

wow it's sad that people are so shallow nowadays....

[burnzorz]

This is just like when I meet a girl...A famous woman, and I take her back to my place. And I see that she has B cup titties and a third nipple. And I really like her, but I know it's not going to work out.

Fuck you, fuck you very very much Lily Allen

[uphold45]

I bet her vagina is like bag end.

[cmcgarth1O]

i should be gettin paid for this kinda patter on a wednesday ffs

[cmcgarth1O]

my dick is fuckin huge, wieghing in at just under 300 lbs. a doctor once said i was hung like a whale.

[cmcgarth1O]

u may wonder why it was in her ear..... have u ever tried tounging a cement mixer

[cmcgarth1O]

in all seriousness, i bet she has an arse like a windsock ROFL i would defo pump her but she would have to keep her top on. this bitch called me one nite talkin bout how she looked like janet jackson, her car pulls up outside, bitch got out looking more like freddy jackson! turns out her hole was like a ripped out fireplace. i just pulled my tounge out her ear and told her to go home, and never ever eva eva eva eva cum by here again!

[evade531]

she should suck more dick so her jaw mite not break when she gets it punched :)

[realreplikah]

That's how I felt when I found you had small tits, Lily... That's why it couldn't work between us...

[smalldickie]

she laughs at small dicks and fucks big dicks, makes her cunt bigger and only big dicks can fill it!

[larkfeathers]

medically it doesnt work that way

[booo250]

i have a 10 inch penis

[sammccall45]

Small dick? Big Cunt?

[libubatube]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk man, seeing these offended comments below from guys who have small dicks is even funnier than watching the video itself kkkkkkkkkkkk Love you Lilly!!!!!!

[cmcgarth1O]

u cant get no satisfaction, u cant get no diriririri no no no no

u cant get no diriririr no no no no

i love all the girls who slag boys for having small dicks, because deep down they know they would probably struggle to take more than 8 balls deep, and u know this maaaaaannnn

[brainwashingidm]

ALL her jokes are about sex ... nympho.

[zorrapicozorra]

stupid bitch... she likes to perform the volcano

[crankyankerhapso]

^^you guys are funny^^

[horse127]

did you know that women vagina stretch with man cock. and never go back. so the women who wants the end pleasure in there vagina, have to go to live as slaves for the 10% in the world of men who have big ** . so the girls who meets a big deck man have to choose as to live as a slave or leave the guy befor she is corrupted and live with a normal one. THERE CHOICE (p.s those guys never lasts with one woman ) what is the point of having a gun and power to kill without experincing the thrill .

[nerdy5746]

your problably a teenager cause an adult would never say shit like that

[arsch1212]

no i´m a MAN xD

[eezysqueezy]

Even a jumbo jet looks small when it crashes into the grand canyon...

[noladol]

@eezysqueezy lol, true dat!

[ArseneWenger12891]

@eezysqueezy " Her Vagine hang like sleeve of wizard".

[michaelz6366]

@eezysqueezy lmaooooo

[arsch1212]

just get on your knees then ^^

maybe its the pussy thats big n not the dick thats small

[Taffidd]

Yeah, maybe she's got a Wizard sleeve! or a clowns pocket!

[Arctichayze18]

LMAO

[SleekParrot]

mary poppins bag down there i heard

[larkfeathers]

Virtually every man forgets that it doesn't matter how long or how short your penis is, because the vagina will accommodate itself to any length.

The vagina of a woman who hasn't had a child is only 7.5cm (3 inches) long when she's not sexually excited. The figures for women who have had babies are only slightly different.

Even when aroused, a woman's vagina usually extends only to a length of about 10cm (4 inches).

[webcityguy]

Idiots say idiotic things - other idiots listen.

[traavis5]

yumm

[flabrigella]

hahaha , just cos you got a small dick & you're scared someones gonna say that bout you .

its not lilys fault you've got a small dick. just cos your insecure about your body , doesnt mean you go bitching about hers.

[flabrigella]

1. i never said she had a dick.. read it again , thicko.

2. i dont have a stepdad.

3. nz isnt a part of australia , and never was.

4. you need to fucking calm down. you're just a little boy who has a small dick & is just hiding behind a fucking computer.

you're probably some stupid nerd who sits behind his computer all day trying to act tough.

wake up you piece of american shit .

[sinead3mazza]

haha i think u hit a nerve with this guy.

[cmcgarth1O]

u couldnt hit the g spot on a 20 stone fanny

[zandersharp04]

Best...or Worst argument ever!

[cmcgarth1O]

i think its more than fair to slaughter lilly for those things she has were the boobs should be. or are u just a little c cup aswell. lol tottie scone tits, there such a turn off, seriously its like, put ure top on and dont shag 12 yo boys hollllllaaaaaa

[Mousejo19]

Shes right...theres nothing as disapointing as that...and what a fucking disappointment! :(

[cmcgarth1O]

u never went down on the local bike OvO thats mr nasty. jo wanna finger me hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

u would love my huge 6x6x2, i swear i should be in porn ROFL but seriously if u took me home and were dissappointed with that id probably wip out the resin gun and fill u in abit before mr nasty got goin

[broom2000]

lookin forward to the day when i see the newspaper headline "Lily Allen Glassed In Pub Car Park" followed by -one eyewitness has said "If only she had kept her mouth shut instead of trying to be clever, then perhaps she would still be able to sing her 5th rate songs, but as usual she had to be centre of attention! And what's worse, after gettin walloped she started crying and yellin 'i want my daddy'"! Other eyewitness claimed they had little or no interest in her!

[Seajay1504]

broom2000: you're not as witty as you think you are, oh well not to worry

[jdfox1]

What do you do? Do nothing and leave him! If it's too small, there's just not much you can do. You should be very selective, and don't settle for less. Big cock is sexy! Very good, lily...great video.

[eightinchpleasure]

Go girl! I just hope 8 inches is big enough for you.

[jdfox1]

Eight inches? Well, I can find larger...but that's a good place to start, I guess.

[dessiesdoneit]

whats a high class, high powerd, highly intelligent, highly ambitous, get what i want cause im daddys princess, highly sucessful, fit beautiful and sexy girl like u leaving slutty messages on youtube about how u love a big dick in ure vag.......anyone?

[bbbbbbblob]

Highly intelligent?

[dessiesdoneit]

u are an arrogant, self obsessed, stuck up, washed up old tramp. u need a facelift, then a good back hander to the jaw and told to stop looking down ure wrinkly nose. highly paid? 20 bucks a nite for ure services, bring ure own lube. did a bus hit u or were u just born with that face.

[jdfox1]

Sorry tiny, ...wrong girl! That don't work. ha ha Well built and sexy !!

[dessiesdoneit]

wit dont work? just giving u ure character... im happy wae what ive got darling ;) it wasnt ure comment about dicks i was angry about.. i looked at ure profile and ure picture haha u seem abit full of ureself. am a rite or am a rite

[dessiesdoneit]

well built and sexy dont go with girls m8 theres nae sexy weightlifters haha big beefy fox lol u didnt look that fat in the picture but when u said u could press 180 i was impressed

[andreajaramillo84]

wow, seems like a lot of guys with hurt egos have been writing the mad comments.... :( that's a lot of guy's with small penises :( :(

[fiveinchman]

yeah cuz small dicks rule!

[andreajaramillo84]

I don't know what planet you're living on, but it's probably better for your own happiness you stay there :)

[jdfox1]

I agree!

[PlavOciZena]

she's a sad woman

[PlavOciZena]

well, it's not as big as lily allen's

[bOganCreepingDeath]

good call!

[PlavOciZena]

I'm sure she has a giant dick with throbbing veins

[David2point0]

Buh-zing.

[xxxopethxxx]

and you're a low life slut so what's your point?

[scottish1337]

haha its funni coz its true

[xOtaliOx]

Oh dear, What a pathetic argument

Myself2282 and banasrus95, that is just, ahh. LOL.

Well it doesn't really matter anyway,

Lily Allen's greattt!

[Idioteq37]

haha

[josiejerome]

haha legend (Y)

[ShawnNeil8131]

lily, i have a small 5 incher for you!

[MySelf2282]

2.. By the way, my dick is 11 inches long. Lily is not the largest girl around (about 5 foot tall). As Lily laughs at men with small dicks I can only assume that she likes men with huge ones. So would Lily like my 11 incher inserted into her pussy? She raised the subject of dicks so I am hardly lowering the tone by saying these things. She also implies she likes big ones. I'm long and thick Lily. 11 inches long. Would you like me to insert all of my 11 inches into your pussy? Could you take me?

[banasrus95]

omg shut the fuck up

[MySelf2282]

banasrus95, if young Lil's hates small dicks then she must like big ones, surely? I wonder if she could take a HUGE one though. If you are 'gifted' like me, in other words having a dick that knocks against your kneecaps when you walk round the house naked, then that would be a lot for a short, not terribly well-built, girl like Lily to take. Lily was happy to lower the tone by talking about dick size, I'm just continuing what she started. Do YOU think Lily could take my 11 incher up her pussy?

[banasrus95]

ok first of all im a girl dumbass and honestly if u had that big uf a dik u wouldnt be looking for vigeos of lily allen to jack off to ud at least have a fucking girlfriend

[banasrus95]

oh and the fact that sence October 17, 2008

uve watched 1,645 videos implys that you have no life therefore no dick you fucking nerd

[MySelf2282]

banasrus95. I've never jerked off to Lily Allen (she's not really my type). I do have a girlfriend so there is no need to jerk off. I can't think of any other popstar who talks about dicks as much as Lily Allen does. No other male or female popstar talks about genitals on stage. No girl popstars talk about dicks, and no male ones talk about pussies (as far as I know). Maybe she can't think of anything else to talk about.

[sidkun]

...You sure talk about it a lot though...

Probably more than her.

[MySelf2282]

Doesn't Lily Allen have a dick aswell? At least Cheryl Cole seems to think so. Do you remember Cheryl called Lily 'a chick with a dick'? Lily was really upset. I think Lily is quite an arrogant girl - she should be glad that guys are interested in her at all, rather than assume they will be (like she is so irrestible guys will fall at her feet) and she can then comment on certain details about them. An attitude like hers will make the small number of men who are interested less interested!!

[haaaaarry]

If 'the very few men' with small dicks are the only ones in the interested in Lily, then why are you and your gigantic dick watching this video?

[buska100]

Lilly Allen is over rated and under talented,and now she is trying to be funny?

[soysauce18]

man thats fucked up, ive got a small dick!

[FreeBassSing2]

Lily Allen is so pathetic in so many ways - she should be greatful if she gets any dick at all.

[duffdeluxe]

what about when you take a coked up whore home and find out she has no fucking tits, i mean like "0" tits!

[Gramsk]

No....It's when you take a coked up whore home and you find out she has a small dick that you have a problem.

[Gabicandymax]

"...you find out she has a small dick that you have a problem."

huahuashusahussa

[killingismybusiness1]

HAHAHAHA true very true

[only13cmdick]

She is so cool, makes me feel even more tiny

[gbarton1215]

I loooove her lol!

[Pubes1994]

lol she's faf!

she az summ sytt laffz

[isafalks]

seus videos da lily estao otimos. fiz alguns tb :)

[jupsss]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sensacional!!!!!!!!!!!!!!