NEW Dos Equis Commercial!

[victorcharlie121]

Kind of Hemmingway-ish

[rrhynes]

The most interesting Jew in the world. 

[muzza6793]

When Mormons come to his door....they leave as Franciscan monks.

[NYGiants357]

I don't always comment on videos, but when I do. They are a top comment.

[StuartM62]

@NYGiants357 that didn't work out the way you thought it would huh?

[Lecrae100]

he bowls overhand??

[rawint]

Cooking on a La Cornue stove... Nice detail, Euro RSCG

[MrRawr18]

I don't always reach R.E.M sleep, but when I do I have terribly vivid nightmares.

[NeoSwordsmanZ]

When he plays football, the endzone comes to him.

He tells Peppy to do a barrel roll.

[ilikebigbutts2295]

When he makes music, he is the only one WMG won't block.

[ilikebigbutts2295]

Don't say what he says, or you will end up with a broken jaw like me.

[XxBUGZBUNNYxX23]

he doesn't prefer dos xx, dos xx prefers him



[besele2]

he knows how to spell the whistles noise

[jamaicaqueens22]

When he wakes up the sun itself goes dark..he is the most interesting man in the world

[xtrmsprts]

this guy is awesome 

[dropher0]

Lol he throws overhands

[theswimaster]

My friends and I made a parody of this

[zombiegeekreviews]

This guy is so bad ass

[lago4]

I like these jokes more than Chuck Norris jokes

[waqqodonkey]

it is said that during a great storm, he saved John Jameson & TWO barrels of his

beloved whiskey from a giant squid......

stay thirsty my friends.....

[KingZuko559]

Dos Equis beer is the shit! try one if you haven't

[PallyPowerXIX]

The pet cougar is a nice touch!

[kimildash]

Bowling overhand?

I think he's invented a whole new sport.

[cain2335]

and dos equis is pretty good. they have countless bud light commercials and that tastes like shit

[SuperCy02]

I dont always slap bitches but when I do its with my Dick

[audioaddict09]

@FuckYouYouFuck How original another skyrim joke.

[TygerSchonholzer]

What's so funny about this?

[FuckYouYouFuck]

I don't always post memes, but when I do, I take an arrow in the knee.

[MirMarksman]

He once finished the fainting game.

[LastBitofCommonSense]

Under Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.

Under The Most Interesting Man's beard, is a roundhouse kick.

[Thugbert0]

8 people had their thirst quenched

[IzacGuezYo]

I dont always drink beer,but when i do i beat my wife and kids

[engine173351]

@IzacGuezYo Yeah like no one has ever heard that one before.

[remmac96]

the mexican chuck norris right there

[cybertek3188]

Waiters and waitresses tip him!!!

[Stickymajorwow]

ha i officially thinkk he is better than chuck norris

[spilman2000]

When a cat loses its nine lives, they go to him.

[MultiHomemadevideos]

he drove his mother to the hospital when she was pregnant with him

[deltasword1994]

He taught a ostrich how to juggle.

His name is on the deceleration of independence...twice

[killeraxon]

Hey look it's Chuck Norris's father =D

[TheStrykerBoi]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife and kids.

[IzacGuezYo]

@TheStrykerBoi Fuuuuuck i didnt see this and i put the exact same thing ):

[tribulation89]

He once took a knee to the arrow.

[megaspartan100]

I don't always take arrows, but when I do it's to the knee

[Theryougo1]

He can beat Superman in arm wrestling, he can out riddle Batman, he can run faster than flash, he can out swim Aquaman, he can out climb Spiderman, he is the most interesting man in the world...

[remixtuber]

Stay horny my friends!

[vivalaryan54]

He can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves

[Altergunner]

I don't always drink beer, but when i do. I drink irresponsible

Stay drunk my friends

[rickker20]

He once jump out of a plane without a parachute.

The IRS pays his taxes.

[Jobenattor]

if he slept with your girlfriend you would brag to your friends about it

[fizzlefoshizzle13]

This man lost his virginity, before his biological father

[navi1007]

i dont always drink milk but when i do i prefer dos tities

[Naggachomp]

He has a pet cougar. Awesome!

[TheGamecock1234]

He doesn't call 911...911 calls him.

[FanaticFanville]

He's like a HONEY BADGER!!!!!!!!! Lol

[bigdaddyatlas99]

he once taught a german sheperd to bark in spanish.

[Jermany22]

He is Chuck Norris........ From the future.

[cleebo504]

He bowls overhand ha hahahahaha

[maplestorypeeps]

I don't always take arrows, but when I do its to the knee

[alibangsmooth]

he t-bags bear traps and prematurely ejaculates

he never had a virginity

he plays tennis with jesus at 12 oclock ON SUNDAYS!

1st time he masterbated he did it twice

and i usually drink ciroc but 2nite its dos equeis

[Nachws]

He can have his cake and eat it too

The only time he was wrong was when he thought he was wrong

He does not believe in Santa Claus, Santa Claus believes in him

He can't lie, because anything he says becomes true

[Anubis2445]

chuck norris's brother

[afroricanqt]

STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS

[kAsHMoN311]

he got nothing on Captin Morgan

[N001337]

He is the life of the party, even if he doesn't attend it.

[Keletho]

What is this song????????

[squagglenater]

for every1 who watches sc2 the guy in these commercials is hdstarcrafts dad

[SuperCracksmoke]

his pubes are naturally straight

[ChristianS1996]

I dont always kill people, but when i do i prefer dos machetes

Stay insane my friends

[azntranc3951]

@ChristianS1996

LOL wtfff good one :)

[deathbutt09]

Seriously it was a cougar

[sexykrnz]

He bowls overhand. ROFL.

[jpena0603]

Awesome

[SuperMicklovin]

He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian

[Konformation07]

@SuperMicklovin Nice

[EspoMan7]

Lmao!

[nateispwnage]

I don't always call you bro

But when I do, you are mad

Stay faggots my friends.

[k6maz]

can someone tell me what animal that was. the one that got on the table.

[13Moviemansam]

@k6maz it was an egret.



[k6maz]

@13Moviemansam an egret is a bird. I was asking the name of the cat that jumped on the table.

[13Moviemansam]

@k6maz Oh sorry my bad.. Im pretty sure its some kind of dolphin.

[tikki713]

@k6maz its a cougar

[Mounirlynch]

my favorite part was when i saw that chris osgood is injured

[NickHiryu]

Pussy has balls for getting up on his table

[Zendahl]

HEY! Get off that counter! now! damn cat.

[NintyFan56]

He likes to swim with his pet, great white shark.

[LearningAlongTheWay]

I don't always drink beer....but when I do.

I beat my wife and kids mercifully.

[unabletoplayomg]

He sleeps with a pillow under his gun

[chardlogic]

hahahahahaha @ him telling that panther that dinner isn't ready yet.

[AdriannaAleks]

Chuck Norris's Dad right here..

[SonOfTheNorthe]

I don't always prematurely ejaculate, but when I -UUUUGGHGHHHNNN!!!

[MarinRayado]

I don't always watch these kind of videos, but when I do.....I get thirsty for a cold ass beer! hahaha

[LouieV6]

He once got roundhoused kicked by Chuck Norris and still leaved

[jjermzz]

He doesn't always touch himself, but when he does, his penis begs for mercy.

[eScythe]

what did i told you kitten!? no helping me to cook! i know you want to test the skills i taught you, but it's today is caturday, go post some pictures of yourself on the internet.

[VigorousPanda]

For him, money does grow on trees.

[flameguy617]

I don't always have sex, but when I do, I prefer gay men.

Stay homo, my friends.

[theartofnotbeingseen]

he shakes hands with the lord, then proves there is no god.

[MJSalman00]

this guys cooler than chuck norris

[Logoseum]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I can't remember driving home.

[anfony22]

He once celebrated hanukkah with Hitler.

[matthmatthmatth]

@anfony22 What a stupid fucking line .. you suck. I think you ought to kill yourself, you fucking lame ass bitchhhhhh. Bring it BITCH???!!!! WHATS THAT??? YOU CANT?? THATS RIGHT BITCH, YOURE MY BITCH! :)

[flipmode51]

@anfony22 LOL!!!

[souldude835]

He once built a paper airplane out of stone....and sold it to the Wright Brothers.

[liammarket]

He beat Halo. On his ps3.

[theknight5493]

I don't always got to class, but when I do I prefer beer tasting.

[MrssPotatoDick]

i don't always take baths... but when i do, i shit in the tub and push it down the drain with my foot

[Aarominnick]

@MrssPotatoDick WTF?? XD

[Nhoxus]

He writes Snapple facts before they're true.

[dancingecko14]

he runs track..............while crawling

[culo1face]

the way he tells that lion to get off haha!

and the lion listened lmao!!



[krisjoey13]

In Soviet Russia you Do as the Most Incredible Man does .

[fuzzydice134]

he loks like the dude from asasons creed

[jasonsgroovemachine]

I also bowl overhand. 

[SilenceM0rtal]

When he walks under a latter, it gets bad luck

when he steps on a crack, it brakes its own back

when he watches videos, the videos pause and watch him

[friedbutton11]

he bowls overhand...

[swill1020]

he once was arrested for domestic violence, yet he lives

alone

[baseballcrazi]

reminds me of Chuck Norris

[Droidek74415]

he once told Chris Hansen to take a seat. and he sat...

[alisme1]

He can believe it's not butter

Attention pays him

He divides successfully by zero

If he were to pat you on the back, you would put it on your resume

[flukes777]

He runs so fast....he kicks his own ass.

[sowhatchadoin69]

@flukes777 thats stupid..

[flukes777]

@sowhatchadoin69 Sounds like you cant run that fast huh? Stay thirsty buddy.

[WolfKing0303]

Chuck Norris is his half brother. Half meaning that he teaches Chuck, and Chuck teaches him.

[doorsofyourmind89]

his beard has the formula to cure all diseases but no razor can cut it

[Cierra1001]

lol so random did the same thing: the coolest kid in school

[ArizonaKnightWolf]

The Chinese and Japanese alphabet each has a character devoted to him

He has counted to Infinity…Twice.

[Kev95682]

He had a man to man talk with his father when he was five. His father learned a lot.

[DOHCEJ22E1]

He told a mountain lion to get off the cutting table. 'Nuff said.

[NintendoRush33]

he plays xbox 360 and still beat la noire in on disc

[BeatMyLoaf]

What's this song!?!?!

[ReddLFilms]

I don't always finish my sentences, but when i do

[hahatheshowgoeson]

I dont always drink milk, but when i do, I prefer Dos Boobies...

[mwversuz]

@hahatheshowgoeson get your own line bitch.

[hahatheshowgoeson]

@mwversuz lol?

[gotdrums13]

His grandsons name was Jesus Christ

[sway109r]

He convinced Satan that he doesn't exist

[mwversuz]

I don't always drink milk,but when I do,I prefer Dos Boobies

Stay thirsty my infants.

[NoNoIsTheBest]

@mwversuz thats funny, i have to admit lol

[estalling]

@mwversuz LMAO

[FuzzeeBunnee99]

Whenever he wrestles with Chuck Norris, he creates earthquakes.

[BrandolakesToons]

This guy is Chuck Norris's brother.

[gnetikjakhammer]

IS IT JUST ME OR DID THEY TWEAK HIS ACCENT TO SOUND MORE AMERICAN?

[itsmeali]

@gnetikjakhammer I noticed that too! 

[doublethink94]

He's a lover not a fighter, but He's also a fighter so don't get any ideas.

[StarLabeI]

did you take this off the tv? impressive

[LordPepsi]

@ 0:20..pure gold haha

[dancemartindance1]

i dont always drink beer but... okay yes i do

[dirtybowlingballs]

I don't always drink beer but when I do I beat my wife and children savagely

[keena302]

@dirtybowlingballs

Lmao....EPIC

[NoobCardProductions]

When he drinks Dos Equis. The drink get's drunk off him.

[Alexxx725]

"A comet didn't kill off the dinosaurs, he just convinced them to leave"

[JadenAlexis]

He died once, just to see what it felt like. :)

[Bsmurfdizzle]

he can walk on rain.

[triplethelength]

he lost his virginity before his father

[fizzmaverick]

@triplethelength hahahahhhahahahha great one!

[miamibeach1305]

He's won trophy's for his game face alone? damn son.

[mandunya]

He was born in 1938, but still looks good.

[EdiblePlanets]

It is impossible for him to be late because nothing starts until he arrives.

[Xx187xNERO810xX]

his blood is the cure to aids, lfao im too good at this XD

[Xx187xNERO810xX]

he is the one who told obi one to tell luke to go tothe dagoba system XD hot damn im good

[Xx187xNERO810xX]

he once beat a mute person at the quiet game, lmfao i made that one up

[Trashcansam123]

Sharks have a whole week dedicated to *him*

[EdiblePlanets]

Doctors make appointments to see him.

[shimbochin]

when people look at porn, it's just him with all his clothes on

[ArminJohansson]

He doesn't always drink bear, he is the most interesting man in the world.