Ninja EDC

[bcsarmaa]

"... also get you into some bars for free..." 4:47

[TheRiggenbach]

o my god i have that same piece of shit survival knife. it's like 20 years old

[Ekcyboo]

I have a "good set of backup protection" in my wallet at all times

[thedarknessjosh]

Ninja's always carry lightweight sissy chain. Get a log chain buddy!

[teyacapan]

i'm getting me one of those bags they are awesome and very expandable and consilable.

[Channel4dudez]

His toy helicopter went to the shop lol just because it's painted black does not mean it belongs to a ninja.

[RummelsdorfLabs]

LOL! Ninja Laser can cut anything but Ninja Gloves ^^

[PANTHERSCM1671]

Man those chop sticks with the Ramen noodles did not look like ninja quality. What a disgrace you are to your ninja brothers.

[cammandolord]

i could survive a zombie opocalypse with this stuff!

[bailey2434]

Who the fuck would carry some ramen noodles with them

[Bikonito]

@bailey2434 Ninjas, duh.

[Blindside1337]

I laughed when he said hand grenade

[punkboy198]

this has to be one of the best youtube videos ever.

[LaserJet74]

Ninjas have one woden stick and few ninja stars not a granate or elecrtic shocker,lasers,smart phones .... 

[punkboy198]

@LaserJet74 how would you know? you're not a ninja.

[LaserJet74]

@punkboy198 I was waching movies :|

[evildevo714]

that's too little what if you fight a dragon? you don't even have a magical orb to absorb the dragons soul! your a n00b ninja!

[ethanB612]

This is terrible. Every Ninja should carry a 6-foot war hammer or its equivalent. Every Ninja needs a bow and arrow in his EDC. Why do you have one nightstick? Every Ninja needs a set of tonfa in his EDC. Also you're missing a full-size pair of knife-claw gloves. Where is your manriki? And of course every Ninja needs at least a medium-size scythe.

[fukbrettfarve]

Lol that waz funny.

[Killedier]

sure .... all of this "ninja" is a fake

1. No ninja would carry so much ....

2. Your weapons without a silencer???

3. A cutting - Laser?!

4. A night vision that can look through walls?!

I thought a NINJA would kill without a noise but you show them like a silly guy...

[MrBikeguy99]

ninja dont have belts

[steeltimberwolf]

LOL nothing says silent ninja like rocket powered gloves.

[garbafemonster97]

how did u stuff all that ting into a small bag?

[GunWebsites]

@garbafemonster97

ninja folds

[josiahsmith1]

What about throwing stars? No ninja would be caught dead without shuriken!!

[MrBurnTec]

how heep are your pockets ?

[bryan4247]

If your fighting a kid dont beat the shit out of him with a bamboo pole....taze him

[ocapoeiristadiogo]

5:20 well... it felt... aren't you dead?

[pizzasnail98]

I always throw a nuke at the ground to take out my enemies...

[supernukeboy666]

you forgot you throwing star

[T19R0N]

@GunWebsites I really need to know what that lockpick is called and where u got it from! Please Answer!

[DoomerEX]

Night Vision Thermal Laser? What the hell does that even DO?

[metalraider187]

you need the new silenced ninja baton.

[TheBadangel95]

yeah keep it small and another thing you dont have enouth space for all of that only if your start putting stuffs in your ass

[MaximGhost]

why you reveal ninja secrets for? now we must roll death dice for you!

[twojstarytonietoperz]

hey, you forgot to add some of the throw-ing stars

[SuperRip7]

I LOVE THE NINJA

[barytonen]

ninja MRE :D 

[Gonen64]

thats not an MRE its a pack of Ramen noodles, and chopsticks

[MaximGhost]

@Gonen64 no, that is an ninja MRE

[ozzyfreak994]

this has to be a joke..

[Yehudittx]

"I always carry a Sharpie."

[humboldtgunguy]

@soljaboy86

yah, they jusst arnt alowed in arizona

[medoh1]

why dont u carry any throwing stars ?

[lawliet936]

id laugh if a ninja threw a granade at some one

[VTOLAircraftMad]

what about the ninja glock or AK?

[noodliepoodlie]

why do you need night vision gear to see through darkness?

we ARE darkness!

[Kevnick11]

what about swords and nunchuks

[inuyashacoolieo]

i havee this night vision that can see through walls and...darkness

[TheOneAndOnlyTbone]

MY ASS IS ON THE FLOOR. I LAUGHED IT OFF BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO. HA

[duff835]

yea i got that same grenade you see the black hole on the bottom thats were its drilled open and emptied out

[MrBalonko]

You must be one super silent ninja with all that gear.

[Thesab550]

the best thin is the Helicopter Delivers Poisons and stuff

[samisyosam]

This is probably the most out of shape "ninja" I've ever seen.

[LainkMuller]

Old school ninja, every ninja that's worth his merit has upgrade to a more modern items list. Though I can't tell you what they are, as most of them haven't been "invented" yet.

[ChosenTripster]

lol cutting lazer that can cut through almost anything except your hand

[mrdreadeye808]

@ChosenTripster cuz a ninjas cutting lazer is designed to recognize its owners flesh

it truely is an outstanding safety feature

[DocktorFurioustank]

@ChosenTripster

Ninjas can't be cut by lazers. Do your research, man!

[Gonen64]

@ChosenTripster lol

[warriorofsteel01]

@ChosenTripster

his ninja gloves can also take several direct hits of 120mm depleted uranium core rounds

[Pr0staxX]

@ChosenTripster That is because his gloves are in atomic diamond of the Ninja's dojo.

[aulvalenzuela21]

the longer baton is for a longer sight radius xD

[MrTrey1007]

are u retarted at first u said a ninja travels light but u have 100 items on the table?

[Uriel1816]

Mary Poppins doesn't have anything on you...lol

[IMBW89]

Ninjas definitely do pack lightly, don't they? Oh, and not enough throwing stars.

[MegaRedfox21]

"if it lands on the skull, gess what? your dead. if it lands on 2,3,4,5, and 6 your also dead, though."

[THESOSBRIGADEMEMBER1]

you need that extra sword just incase the others jam...

[aulvalenzuela21]

@THESOSBRIGADEMEMBER1 or in case they misfire ;-)

[TWutangT]

you need a fourth and longer baton incase you need the extra reach.

[brando14n]

are u for reaL?

[noodliepoodlie]

i ate an "MRE" for breakfast this morning...

[snakeanium]

Keep in mind that this is the Every Day Carry kit, I can't imagine what the 3 day kit would look like

[snakeanium]

The dislikes are people that thought that all those things fit into the container he showed. Although, now that I think about it, My Fan Fiction stories have tech That can hold An infinite number of bullets, gun, blades, and still fit inside a Floppy disk.

[kiddswaqq951]

he goes from complete bad ass to a sharpie ! lol

[gino100100]

ducktape hahahahahahah

this video is soooo funny

[tahomazz]

SHARPIE !



[shaokem]

Do you buy your shuriken in bulk?

[GunWebsites]

@shaokem

make one for each assassination.. then throw them all away each month and start over

[shaokem]

@GunWebsites Ah... a true ninja you are. Have you read The Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book.

[GunWebsites]

@shaokem

just got one to look at in fact

[maxp00381]

@GunWebsites Actually there is where you are wrong.... The Shuriken is not made to kill, it is actually made for a distraction and to throw at samuri to make them think twice from chasing you. and you never use them more thenonce.

[flip745i]

helicopter to deliver poison n mre with chop stix lol

[TenchuuKhan]

Sure you got enough Ninja Stars?

[TheXxmexicanboyxx]

dude where did u get thAT switch blade!!! totally sick..plz reply

[NBKNaturalSelection]

Needs a couple more throwing stars, 100 isn't enough ;)

[reiking618]

u forgot the throwing stars

[mackability729]

take home lesson: never play dice with a ninja.

[Yehudittx]

Always good idea to have a Sharpie...

[vidavasilj]

fake video...no real ninja carries all this

[01doodlepants1]

@vidavasilj well duhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BigManProducciones]

"And in case you're fighting a...child, i have this bamboo sword"

[DG69834]

NINJA FUMBLE!

[mamon969]

also some throwing stars..

[NeoLuckyDog]

LOL he dropped the death dice........ did it turn up to be death?

[MrZebraUTTERS]

hahahaha best edc ever

[Iamthewalrus3200]

how many freaking throweing stars do u own?

[wolfe787]

wow.... very serious ninjas posted comments.......

very nice vid :) keep em coming!

[xBABYxSTOMPERx]

i think you forgot about the throwing stars

[Tupac786Jr]

is this guy serious... cuz i am... its on :P

[GravityLongboards]

-i have another knife...and a hand grenade- great haha

[93Dwightfreeney]

lol its funny that he sounded serious the whole way through

[flipinoyrv]

who would dislike this

[toxic3n3rgy]

i could see through walls with those all i would need is those gogglees and a bb gun and i could own you;

[sirblaise011]

What a load of crap. your equipment is total shit. I meaN REALLY a Pakanstan sword. WOW. coast about $30.00 bucks and would break if i hit it wiat a broom stick. your fake ass grenades I can see the drilled out holes in the bottom. there fake. I won't waist my time talking about the rest of you cheep shit. I could kick the shit out of you with a tube sock with a can of soup in it. your know Ninja your a Numbnut.

[madAlienant]

@sirblaise011 chill out its a joke dumass

[1hogfan83]

@sirblaise011 do i hear a challenge coming on? i bet you WOOD BEET his BUT in a challenge cause you SHURE NO UR NINGA ? which is worse, ibonics or stuipidity?  your just mad because you dont have a tried and true pakastani hand forged sword lmao. i bet you have more buck teef than he has throwing stars. stupid kid, stay off the net.

[SaGoZo13]

13 people are samurai

[Konflicify]

this dude could take on the whole U.S. Army

[davmax99]

You have to keep it light... I'm around 240 lbs, so I carry about twice that amount. My wall climbing skills are slightly hindered, but my gainers are still good. You might want to consider also carrying an axe.

[1hogfan83]

to be totally honest, i dont think he was joking. lmao, this is the best video on the net!!!!!!!!!

[1hogfan83]

you never know when that other ninja is gonna jump out

[edmundyeo12]

hahahaha asian gangster/robber...thats what he said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol

high tech ninja!!!!

[drewsterm7]

this will cut through most anything even better than a sword, except for my fingers

[CYBERxMIX]

this just looks like a verry verry asian robber / gangster

[falconx1]

LMFAO!!! This should have more views than that beiber cr@p...

[ramsay42]

Is this supposed to be funny?...or serious? either way wtf?

[LOLCaatz]

Cutting laser can only cut better than a sword in the case of a retina in an eyeball.

[LOLCaatz]

@LOLCaatz do not try this at home

[chromespectre91]

what about throwing stars?!?

[SanSuMartialArts]

dont ever ever forget the freaking sharpie ... for gods sake!!!

[hoclaxsoc21]

what do u like to carry on an average day?

u know the usual 3 swords, 2 live grenades, 4 knives, 20 throwing stars, 3 pairs of nun chucks, 5 batons, and a pack of fucking ramen noodles lol

[great1986nate1]

the only thing he is missing is the kitchen sink and an ICBM

[eastonk]

this is seriously some of the funniest shit ive ever seen. i dont remember the last time i laughed that hard. i was literally crying from laughing so hard and had to stop drinking my gatorade cause i was spitting it all over my computer. LMAO!!

[kfreed1219]

Moving truck for a Ninja too funny , great video!

[IrishWarrior201]

where the hell are all your throwing stars!!! u dont have any wat kind of ninja are you?!!?

[nelson149]

What kind of ninja doesn't carry a grappling hook?

[NovaNox]

your're missing throwing stars

[eastofakron2]

you forgot the ninja condoms

[Hiluxtaco]

You ninjas have a ton of load carrying ability!

[maxpoo98]

thats the same survival knive my dad got me

[zombiefuckification]

'uh, i also carry some... throwing stars. it's always a good idea to have some of those available.' i literally laughed at that. however, i didn't see any kunai knives. those are essential for ninja.

[thundra17]

what's on a heavy day then you not even worth it



[thundra17]

Real ninja how childish get a life

[GravityLongboards]

i started laughing so hard at your MRE

[BoristheDragon]

Youtube has just successfully disarmed that ninja!

[StjepanW124]

where did you get smoke granade???????????????

[StjepanW124]

i piss my self watching this hahahahah

[RENE66503]

I'm so glad that the "cutting laser" cannot cut through this ninja's gloves haha =D

[brokebiker19]

damn dude, your gloves must be made of unobtainium or something, i cant believe that lazer didn't cut your fingers off.

[VladKiko16]

i wnna be a ninja!

[MrMG43]

I'm a ninja. You forgot the throwing stars we use.

[ftball96]

u should have some throwing stars in the next vid

[kirklanddavis]

just one question how many throwing stars was that lol

[jezell38]

i saw more throwing stars then you could need

[cigarnguns]

i prefer 2 sharpies

[Warguy2012]

so funny hahaha



[Everesthombre]

this is a good kit there's redundancies, and options the only thing i would add would be a few mountain dews to go with the ramen, but otherwise its a pretty capable kit

[derrenandjulie]

The whole point of being a ninja is to travel light, so I'd probably leave the third extendable baton at home, just to save some weight.

[1994rea]

@liardinc quee r

[inuyashacoolieo]

oh yeah and i almost forgot you cant leave without a throwing star or two or fifteen

[shinobi19692000]

It's a shame... You really give a bad bad name to ninjutsu

[1994rea]

@shinobi19692000 now someones speaking sense lol

[1994rea]

wtf does this guy actually think hes a ninja. hes like 20+ what a child

[lizardinc]

@1994rea - It's a piss take moron.

[1994rea]

@lizardinc no shit dickface. dont call me a moron you cock

you think your all cool cause your calling me that. if i was there id kick your fucking face in

[lizardinc]

@1994rea - ha ha ha. would you indeed?

[baypistolman]

I am not sure what is funnier, the fact that he made this video for fun or the fact that he actually had all those weapons. lol

[The617Viet]

a hand grenade is when the seriousness was lost

[kansesman11]

this guy could take the us army

[Cokecanninja]

Those weren't glass knuckles those are carbon fiber.

[AdamWe234]

@Cokecanninja You are a dumbass... he is joking

[Cokecanninja]

@AdamWe234 Yeah, I realized that when he said "rocket boosters".

[qazswer1234]

@zohaib047 big woop dip shit

[qazswer1234]

hand hammered. . . . . in Packston

[Shufflingboyify]

what a ninja mess !

[wnt2beasoilder]

I LOVE THESE NINJA VIDEOS. They are extremaly funny. Please make more.

[Sccuba182]

And... A hand granade LOL!

[GOTGLOCK17]

Great job! Very funny!!!

[wixmixb]

dont forget that the chop sticks can double as weapons

[Zennybo0m]

wheres the wasabi sauce?

[hiro71111]

thats alot of shit for a ninja to carry

[leoparddragonhybrid]

Amazing

[60srock]

On No, you forgot the Ginsu Knives!