Larry David vs Susie Green

[ZenShroud1]

"Get the fuck out of my house!"

"Are you sure?"

LMFAO

[xSunKissedGirlx]

How many times has Susie kicked Larry out of her house???

My favorite line is "She told you, you could take the dog after you got her all FUCKED UP on alcohol, all LIQUORED UP!"

"I thought she had a speech impediment.?"

[PleaseLookAtMyCock]

There's something irresistibly attractive about the way she talks.

[MrLeeDGreen]

Class!!!!!!!

[idmji89]

8:00 Larry looking for ringstains, the funniest thing i have ever seeen!!!!

[idmji89]

"No tour for you!" " No soup for you!"

[idmji89]

Jeff: "this is a time we have to stand by larry..."

Larry : "THe phone! THat could be Sheryl!

Susie : "GO away, your not invited!"

[JosephHuntington]

This is my fav video on You Tube.

[itsamenancy]

freak of fucking nature doesn't want a house tour

[9903kateyes]

The kid is home HYSTERRRRRRICCALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­!!!

[9903kateyes]

Stop scatchin' y'bawls and tell me where it is ....!!

[roophies]

You sicko, fucko, asshole

[djdroy9]

DARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.­...............darghhhhhhhhhh

[Slimboyfat1979]

hahaha susie gets owned at the end..

[Slimboyfat1979]

four eyed fuck!

[TheMassAnnoyance]

Her voice does My head in!

[weaselxx]

what are ya breakin em into my house for its crazy!?!? ..... uhhhhhhh

[9903kateyes]

..the boxes are barely unpacked and she threw him out already!

[chyman]

you sick FUCK, Larry David!

[shonuff85]

7:15 "You've demonstrated a consistent lack of respect for wood as i see it," Larry gave that line out so smooth

[9903kateyes]

Alright fuck you, and fuck y'taste.....!

[toddholladay]

I love how she bust his balls at every turn ..

[PrivateAckbar]

I don't know anymore.

[syntak1]

i thought she had a speech impediment!

[mrpelon1000]

id do her...



[seeker6087]

that dirty mouth makes me want to fuck her.

[mfentruck]

There's something kinda sexy about Susie

[ragefault]

Is this really the best? Glad I haven't seen any of it

[MrRobynLover]

Argument from 2.04 is why this is the greatest sitcom of all time, can't tell you how many times I've watched it and LOLd. Hilarious show!

[deffinatelybodmin]

Their arguments are priceless! Susie is an absolute freak but I can't help but love her.

[imshippyupup]

Tears. 

[chillaxer1993]

2:04, classic.

[Ninety9Soulz]

Ya four eyed fuck! And you fat piece of shit!

[MegadouG18]

freak of fucking nature

[MegadouG18]

sicko, fucko asshole

[vamoncho]

hi amanda!

[mandygirl578]

@vamoncho Hi vanessa!!!

[vamoncho]

7:42 to 8:04 :)

[SuperTestfreak]

larry and susie rule,jeff is good to

[dias17se]

she´s a bitch 

[everdayzac]

fuck you and fuck your tea.

[junes2k]

5 people are pretty, prettyyy, prettyyyyyyyy dead inside.

[junes2k]

You four eyed fuck!

[MegaSheen15]

Larry & susie would make a good couple

[mfentruck]

@MegaSheen15

LOL I know I thought that too, I wish he would go on a date with Susie

[Adrenaline5656]

mr hush puppy rumpled suit look

[FSWneeltheone]

What's the music called at 9:20 when Larry starts to walk away. It's in a couple of episodes but can't seem to find out what it's called.

[xwanbawx]

all liquored up

[kohr2468]

its actually f hole

[AL13NM]

WOW! I couldnt imagine having some one in my life so angry controlling and aggressive.I would be in prison for killing Susi.

And probably cannibalism too.

Hey if you got to go to prison you might as well make it worth your while.

[ganjasmokintildeath]

susie's only weakness, vivica fox lmao

[saucetheboss09]

They're so Jewish lol

[AVHeimerski]

i fucking LOVE me some Susie! Totally my shit.

[Shelver92]

DECAPPPPIIITTTAATTTEEEDDDDDDDD­D

[YahIDontKnow]

This is 10 minutes of larry getting kicked out of susy's house, and its amazing.

[babewire]

I'm pretty sure that bitch could kill the Illuminati.

[Chronix74]

OMFG SO GOOD!

[mbenzesq]

give it up, man!

[SurrenderFriday]

the scene at 2:14. Not only is it hysterical, but Susie is HOT HOT HOT

[SurrenderFriday]

stop scratchin' your balls! you four-eyed fuck! A TOTAL TIOT

[SHAMtwoKAYeight]

she reminds me of a female joe pesci 

[HustlerPumpkin]

@SHAMtwoKAYeight Spot on!! She has that same coarse NY accent "I'm turned ouaaaFF", "the DAAUGH", and they are both complete dominative nutters.

[chris4267]

if i were jeff i would have blown my brains out with a shotgun after fifteen minutes of that cunt

[biggestboozer]

"Get the fuck outta my house!!"

"...You sure?"

lol love this show

[tropicalpimp]

I think Suzie pissed herself when Vivica Fox basically treated her like a red headed step child.

[mixwell1983]

LD is funny as fuck and I think Susie's dispute and vulgarity is epic.. "what are you 9 years old and in 4th grade get your fuckin hands off me" hahahaah

[kdbl112]

lol Susie was my favorite character on this show

[laffizzle]

so many great quotes here

[HustlerPumpkin]

Susie brings hysterics to another level

[giglio33012]

" Freak of fucking nature doesn't want a house tour "...

[Freedomcostmoney]

I love the way Jeff just stands between every confrontation like a Bagel and just becomes a spectator.

[Freedomcostmoney]

Susie was miscast for "CYE", i think she was supposed to be in "The Sopranos".

[Freedomcostmoney]

Susie Greene is a demonic little witch

[idmji89]

how does he stay jeff's friend when he puts up with all of susie's craziness???

[Isleofskye]

@idmji89

When you are in your 50's, like me, you will realise Susie is actually very AFFECTIONATE towards Larry which is why she always forgives him 1 lol

I have many older female friends who I encourage to be real.

By the time many Women get older a lot of the "fake" stuff disappears and they tell it like it is and MEN are easy targets as we do not "bitch" back because most Men are secure and do not act "defensively"..

We just laugh it off and get strong mentally.

[idmji89]

@Isleofskye i couldn'have said it better myself! Your exactly right!

[mrbrockpeters]

1:54 -- DAAAAUUUGGGHHHHHHHH DAUGHHHHHHH!!!!

[DcEatsItsYoung]

"Some voodoo shit ur doing"

[staciarose20]

I think I'm going as Susie for Halloween.

[nyyanksrdbest]

4 people argued with Susie and lost

[eexot]

haha susie got owned at the end. black rage>>>>all ethnicity rage.......except greek....and maybe russian........ooh and persian! except for that black rage all the way.

[stepsinit]

lol sicko fucko. This woman is an artist.

[rhodesiasas]

Larry acts like a real saint to be putting up with Susie. Susie needs a real dope slap.

[rhodesiasas]

Susie sounds and acts like my future sister-law.

[Avessa1]

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE"

"Are you sure?"

[nessie46]

You are such a bald asshole!

[SerialSniper14]

You betta get tha fuck up out my Top Comment box you crazy fuckin bitch!

[Metros23]

Do you respect wood Suzy? hahaha

[XxOxygenINCxX]

8:12 what episode is this?

tell me the number of the episode.

[nyyanksrdbest]

@XxOxygenINCxX Season 5 Episode 3. The name of the episode is called "The Christ Nail"

[Oonaable]

This lady is HILARIOUS!

[ADonnovan]

lol women.

[fjordking]

larry just cant win

[Kozzy06]

YOU BALD FUCK!!!

[thatguy9328]

I feel so bad for Jeff he is always in the middle of everything

[FredoCali]

"mommy! mommy! the bald man's in the (girls) bathroom and there's something hard in his pants!" "how did you get that rash? Well doctor I shoved a doll's head down my pants" "Why did you give me the dog? I got a seven year old girl drunk." "I have a rash on my hand... I've been seeing this little girl and she has a rash on her pussy..."

[LegendofNintendo17]

GET ME THE FUCKING DOG!

[marcanta]

"Alright, get the FUCK OUT MY HOUSE!"

Haha that line pops in prettaayy frequently and it always cracks me up.

[ruffisgreat]

hahahaha I was hoping you'd end it with that clip

[cenarules190]

GET ME THE HEAD!!!

[j00ztube]

she STINKS LIKE A FUCKING WINOOOOOOOOO......

[j00ztube]

some voodoo shit...

[tomoni84]

i love how most these scenes revolve around suise kicking larry out if her house

[MrRobynLover]

2.18 on is hysterically funny - get me the dog hahahaha!

[caseyrmma365]

susie dresses pretty good. Prettay -prettay- prettay- prettay- good. But really I would fuck her

[horbergus]

Love the screaming when she throws the blackberry

[pablojones78]

She blasted that nigga in his chest 1:26 lol

[TheWuCepticon81]

you sicko, fucko, asshole.

[thatsitiguess]

boy, Susie really wants head, huh?

[deathblad13]

Just throwing this out there, but he definitely saved her life

[dtedfontenot]

Man, she's enough to make you convert--to being a Muslim, just so you could beat her in the street with a stick.

[mrbrockpeters]

I love that tune: ♪ Three Little Maids from School are we! ♪ @ 9:21

[mrbrockpeters]

I like a sexy @ss mouth on a woman like dat ! hmmmm!!!

[outtcat]

I love the show so much. And Susie is priceless.

[Oonaable]

An excellent compilation of Susie's abuse! LOL!

[comprehensiveboy]

The kid is hysterical? Wonder who she gets that from?

[SovereignStatesman]

Three words, Larry: SCREAMING ISN'T FUNNY.

[21modowd]

"do you respect wood suzie?"------Larry David is a maniac. Hilarious things.

[SovereignStatesman]

@21modowd

Yeah well "hysterical" doesn't always mean funny.

Any lunatic can SCREAM.

[nitsudg]

Is that good for her vocal cords?

[SovereignStatesman]

@nitsudg

Jewish women are born with iron voice-boxes.

[the804kid]

her and joe pesci would make a great couple

[MurphMagnetic]

i would make her suffer a divorce on front of all her friends and make her cry

[SovereignStatesman]

@MurphMagnetic

That fat-ass pussy Jeff would NEVER divorce her... Jewish men are trained from birth by their Jewish mothers to suffer and LIKE it.

[cjclove18]

vivica had me dyinnn

[anthonisaac]

i nominate susie green as chief negotiator of anything

[EEF21]

4 people are fat fucks

[WinstonMan1000]

@EEF21

They also might be bald four eyed fucks. 

[VVPprotivVseh]

what a bitch xd

[Matepaavo]

freak of fucking nature

[Voxov187]

This is great! Thank you!

[crh2010]

1:56 his scream....im in tears lmao

[okstever]

bald asshole!

[PSNxSTL10]

From 2:18 on is priceless

[greatcomedian18]

larry loves pissing of suzie haha

[hotzpizza10]

Susie is the MAIN reason I watch the show!!!



[christophervv]

"I thought she had a speech impediment!"

[SuaveTito]

This video is HYSTERICAL!!! I was almost DECAPITATED from laughing so hard!

[ebonijayde]

@SuaveTito I watch it for her and Leon...LOL

[wudwudendabudd]

YOU BETTA GET YO ASS OUTTA MY HOUSE

YOU FUCKIN BITCH lol i love that shit

[CaliforniaJazzy]

NO TOUR FOR YOU!!!!

[Taureg96]

I love the one with the wine and the grape juice, what a classic.

[SP0iLED85]

i think its so funny that whenever Larry and Susie have an arguement or a fight, the very next episode they start off friendly again lol

[Mrgettygirl]

she's freaking awesome!

[Gumbo550]

Suzie has a nice pair of tits

[smoothpants]

- Suzie is fucking hot!

[MrSockoOck]

deCapiTAAATTTEEDDDD!

[SlowJoman]

fuk u an u fuk ur tea mr hush puppy crumpled suit look

[EndlessCinema]

haha i remember that episode where jeff says

"This is a situation where we have to stay with Larry."

Later on... "Larry, im sorry. We've chose sheryl." LOOOOOL

[123nyc1]

she is one nasty bitch lol

[chillaxer1993]

the best confrontation with susie is when loretta chews out susie and calls her for what she is a bitch

[DcEatsItsYoung]

"Im turned off...leave..."

[locafly]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! & VIVICA FOX KILLED IT @ THE END! SHUT SUSIE DOWN! HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! LMAO

[locafly]

"YOU SICKO-FUCKO-ASSHOLE!!" HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOVE IT! I LOVE SUSIE!

[FixFalcon]

HAHAHA, great compilation!!

[Patricias2pizza]

Her doll, Judy, has been DE-CAP-I-TAT-ED

[mistax2k]

NO TOUR FOR YOU!

[pelvaanali]

dude the part where Vivica A. Fox Shuts down susie is missing :-/

[locafly]

@pelvaanali NO IT ISN'T. DID U WATCH IT ALL THE WAY TILL THE END? IT'S THE LAST SCENE

[jey169ii]

Lolllll

[maar162]

she's an amazing actress, love her! what a great show, hope it gets to have a ninth season.