Adam Sandler - The Goat (Skit)

[ktothej341]

"It's not MTZ you know like you guys listen to, but it keeps me current"

[lilTimmyRidesBMX]

"Oww fuck me in the goat ass!? SHIT! You fucken whizzed that thing!"

[Yank10222]

you better knot mention that again you cocksucker hahahahah

[TheShanejeffery]

that thing is pointy fellas

[breathecarolina1999]

love this so much

[LycanKing97]

I fucking love this xD

[Kingofallfreaks1]

Fuck me in the goat ass.

[KaneRobot]

Jeraputo

[JermStone]

This mostly reminds me of my Dad and his buddies, but now that I am older it reminds me of how awesome it was to be younger and listen to skits from Adam. I miss the easy days.

[p3wnmast3r24]

Ohhhh shit you fucking wizzed that thing..

[nrrork]

This came out when I was about 12 and my brother had the CD. And I remember if I listened to it by myself, no one would really raise a fuss. But once my dad caught walked in on me playing it for one of my friends and he FREAKED OUT!

I guess he didn't want to look bad in the eyes of my friend's parents. But it was at about that age when I realized once and for all that adults were full of shit. And nothing in my adult life has really contradicted that.

[piperthirtytwo]

@nrrork Trust me that shit comes around full circle every time. It happened with Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, and George Carlin. Even Eddie Murphy talked about listening to Richard Pryor in the basement, hiding it from parents. My parents never caught me but if my Mom caught me I am sure I would have gotten an ass whoopin.

[mine85883]

Have good mosh pitting!!!

[marktrib]

What the fuck is superimposed?

[TheRealThreeP]

Old man-"Hey, goat!!"

Goat-"Oh, shit."

[kleake36]

OMG!! b4 the days of youtube or internet! damn i feel old but this shit was groundbreaking!!!

[anthonyvcunningham]

this is my favorite one out of all of them!

[MrEddieG420]

Im tied to it with a 3 foot rope so pretty much my options are limited you fuckin wise ass lol, First time he used fists put your dukes up im like I got fuckin no dukes lol RIP Josh Clarry, Sandler was His favorite I remember when I listened to this with him years ago when we were kids lol brings back alot of memorys

lol you button hooked me

[Aeetos]

Good times

[YoungDavid1977]

I remember listing to this when I was in college around 1995 was my freshmen year. They funny, i have this on my iTunes

[93schills]

funniest shit ever made

[writerjefflane]

My college buddies and I used to listen to this over and over (in like '93 or '94) and we could all do it word for word. Oh the memories... or on some nights... no memories. "I didn't know you were going to buttonhook me."

[YOMUDAWUZHERE]

I searched up hell speak and got this.

[gurkle420]

Quick goat thinking....

[WINSTONTIBBS]

CRANK IT UP FUCKERS

[gaberumney1]

OH FUCK ME IN MY GOAT ASS , HAVE GOOD MOSH PITTING

[potheadiousmaximus]

I loved this album.... is this a recording of people working out, or is it gay sex.....

[hunt2421]

a classic

[MrJohnny1383]

my brother and i would listen to this over and over, the whole cd when we were kids, laughing our asses off.

[KyleMeyer758]

fucking wizzed that thing!

[ToadsMGodes]

I remember listening to this on cassette at school with my little shithead buddies having a good time

[tiny2438]

3:01 - 3:08 turn you vol. WAY up and just keep playing it over and over!!! lmfao!!

[yfz4507483]

now go back to sleep you have a big day drinkin and beatin the fuck outta me tomorrow.......thiis is plain awesome

[BellaFaceee]

i used to listen to this album with my brother when i was a kid. hahha love it!

[ccn201087]

he is like put your dukes up, i like i have no dukes lmfao

[BoomBoy13]

OW FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS

[RedShadows88]

Wow I haven't heard this since I was like 9 years old and it still cracks me up

[Shintalka]

I watched this video on a radio.... But hey. The Black background makes the snow flakes look nice.

[BrewMonkey1]

Wheres the fuckin song?!

[yippydoo1]

at the end it should say "thanks for listening"

[peary12]

Oooo the grass is soft! Lol

[MylaLonelySoul]

Watching youtube videos around like the boys.

[redrox917]

this is so funny ;)

[hgdagr8one]

"Put up your dukes"..."I got fucking no dukes." :) This is fucking classic shit.

[timmy990665]

Tiffiany Shore_ sooo funny! I wish it had a video with it!

[jasongresham8]

You better NOT mention that again !

[trewells]

The fuckin' house reeks worse than my nuts do!

[MarkyCmarkyDo1]

you got a big day of drinking and beating the fuck out of me

[MarkyCmarkyDo1]

he's like put your dukes up... I was like I fuckin got no dukes

[TheAggie1965]

i got fuckin no dukes

[dmac15401]

Oh shit this is gr8!!! 1st time i`ve heard this in yrs & it still had me damn near pissing myself... Sandler`s a comedic genius.

[Loyalty2Friends]

does anyone have a link for the actual goat song?? greatly appreciated

[andrewc513]

@Loyalty2Friends Grooveshark has them all, including Goat Song.... goo dot gl /USy78

[andrewc513]

@Loyalty2Friends All of Adam's stuff is on Spotify too.

[kevinisgone]

32 people reek worse than my nuts do.

[bosslevin]

dis shit is funny

[kokomoko69]

i just realized all my jokes/sayings come from his skit

[bakethebaker420]

hes like put ur dukes up i said i cant i dont have any fucking dukes

[Sultan2769]

Good times!!!

[Mrvegas2112]

We could go dancing or something hahahaha

[ThePrayinggrantis]

32 people took out their fat aggression on this skit

[Smiley2000GP]

lol....krank it up fuckers....lol too funny

[cwrodgers12]

ahh the raggooo festivooo

[PinStripes41]

you better "knot" a mention that again you cocksucker

[Radney12]

classic

[dmbandgroove]

I got fuckin no dukes so man relax

[bigpileofpuke]

Anyone who thinks this would be funnier if you could see it is a moron. Its called "theater of the mind". Kids have such ADD nowadays.

[SuperDaman117]

31 people are tied to a 3 foot rope on a truck

[JasonSouliere]

To everyone who is less than 25 years old - THERE IS NO VIDEO. This is from an album. Before camcorders and video cameras only cost about $35 we used to buy and listen to comedians on audio cassette or vinyl.

[Whitefatalisgod]

@JasonSouliere I'm only 19 and I have an original cassette of this, funniest shit ever haha.

[tiny2438]

@JasonSouliere... this is also on cd not sure on any of the facts but i have it on compact disk thats what brought me here good to know theres know vid for it tho cause i'd of been lookin all night thanks for this comment (saved me bout 3 hours of my life)

[SummernlightningUSA]

@JasonSouliere chill out grandpa.

[samthaman8605]

@JasonSouliere I could not have said it better myself... Thank You

[IpRoScOpEsI]

he sounds abit like cheech marin :D



[l4nc0r]

the video for this skit would be fucking hilarious.. if only someone used CGI to make it..

[kidballistic]

I listened to this album over and over back in the days. And this was the best part of it. Good stuff. I still randomly say "fuck me in the goat ass" from time to time and trust me, most people have no idea what I am talking about and give me the "I am looking at a crazy guy" look.

[mikeyhooligan]

@kidballistic I thought I was the only one who still said fuck me in the goat ass. lol.

[krodaz]

Piss drunk cock ! Nice !!!

[summerease]

Goat on a rollercoaster lol

[speeder1989]

you have no idea how long ive been looking for this. thanks man.

[scotydo1]

quick goat thinking.  Ha Ha

[mommaof3babyboys]

"Yeah you guys say put your dukes up...I got no dukes" Goat

[apduvall]

Goodnight Goat!

[joshuabrooks21]

Funny stuff!

[Ketsui]

I'LL TAKE OUT MY HICKORY STICK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR STINKY GOAT ASS.

[bobbyewing311]

"if he gets too close to the truck I'll bite his fuckin ear off!" this shit is still so funny

[coolkid678910]

@bobbyewing311 Listen to Robin williams Weed. " They think Scottys sitting beside them saying You cant push any faster! It's a Chevrolet, Jim! You can't push it any faster than that!!!" Never gets old.

[minierin47]

There is no video. When Adam Sandler started out on SNL, he also made audio tapes of skits that there are no videos for. You know, back before CD's and DVD's came out people had more creative versions of entertainment that actually stimulated their imagination.

[Deerenolds]

Adam Sandler is the best! I love all the videos!! Another great channel for Adam Sandler videos is Snap Snap. They have a lot of funny interviews and behind the scenes footage of his movies.

[nwow2866]

You people that are wondering where the video is. There is no video! Use your imagination, if you still have one.

[00Linette]

"You fucking button hooked me", "that thing is pointy!"

[fetus8888]

FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS!

[bobafettfan32]

I still listen to this on the cd and laugh so hard to this day.

[nopoet83]

they fu**ng superimposed me...hilarious!

[00Linette]

@nopoet83

lmfaooooo

[RenegadeNXW]

U fucking wizzed that thing

[TheHACKism]

Anticlimatic much?

[jblgti146]

ill bite his fucking ear off!!!!!!!!

[Mrvegas2112]

Hahaha we can go dancing Or something lol

[MegaFootballfan15]

fuck me in the goat ass!!!

[YeIllustriousc2]

@MegaFootballfan15 SHIT



[assholefaceman1900]

man this CD takes me way back

[MikeDMays]

@assholefaceman1900 same here lol good stuff

[scho4him]

29 people had their ear bitten off by this goat.

[MusicDr26]

Where can I get this CD?

[jeremyandbabygirl201]

i love this cd

[PinStripes41]

6th grade...shit the memories

[MeredithOD]

idk why but for some odd reason, I think of this periodically. I first heard it in middle school. like around 7th, 8th grade (I'm 26 lol) and I'll think of it and laugh like 3 or 4 times a year... ahhh genius goat-ass comedy that just sticks w/ ya for the long haul!!! lol <3 Adam Sandler

[savageveg]

this is my shit.

[jpito17]

Haha Stinky Nuts !



[TheHurricanerocker]

3-05. funny

[clinpo0523]

U button hooked me!!! I didnt know u were going to button hook me...

[likes2aplay]

awesome thank ya

[NinerRed63]

26 fucks had their heads up their ass when they listened to this skit.

[bitter1picky2fun3]

OW!! FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS!!!!! ....SHIT... you fuckin wizzed that thing :p

[gunhoe34]

Piss drunk Cock!! love Adam is a funny mother fucker LOLL!!

[2003supermario]

if there was video i think it would be great

[jsg361]

@2003supermario Its like a spinoff TV series or a sequel to a Best Picture winning movie. It would not work.

[legalizeit727]

@2003supermario This was before the internet, when you couldn't get instant high definition video entertainment. You had to go to the record store, buy the album, put it in your CD player, and sit in your bed and laugh your ass off while flipping through the booklet! Man I sound like an old man

[goherd3112]

3:04 FTW

[Ricmsr1]

love this skit

[Fatproofabs]

Hahhahahah shit this is funny

[imschoolinyou]

lol this is so classic, I listened to this everyday for a couple years! The goat is the fuckin shit! Ill beat you with my hickory stick!!

[mealchan]

LOL I STILL use the expression "Ow, fuck me in the goat ass!" anytime I hurt myself

[tribeisone]

fucking piss drink cock!!!

[insanesniperx]

HEY GOAT!

[coolkid678910]

"You sure the old man wont be pissed?"

"I told you man, Hes on the fucking floor, passed out, that piss druck cock

[MrPsycho607]

ill bite his ear off jk i talk out of my ass

[coolkid678910]

@MrPsycho607 fuck me in the goat ass

[MrPsycho607]

@coolkid678910

no thanks

[poster6322]

21 people are married to a goat.

[MrSupercar55]

@ericpgy Adam Sandler is actually a movie star you know. He's been in movies like Click and The Waterboy. I ain't seen either of those suckers so I don't know which one has that crazy talking goat. xDDDD. I don't even know which one has Ode To My Car/Piece Of Shit Car.

[Baldi0391]

@MrSupercar55 well before those movies, he had comedy CDS, thats where the Goat, Piece of Shit Car, Toll Booth Willie, and all other songs and skits came from. NOT MOVIES!!!

[itzsnipinclan]

Put your dukes up!

[coolkid678910]

@itzsnipinclan I got fucking no dukes

[nygiantsman13]

Holy shit!! You really wizzed that thing!!

[MermaidJessiee]

Ahhh i got fuggin no dukes!!! XD

[EinsteinsApprentice1]

Ooo the grass is soft!

[nelsonzepeda666]

hahaha way better with out any video ... use ur immagination fuckers ! most of u cant cuz ur douch bag lil fagets hahaha this is like radio back in the day hey IM ONLY 25 and i apretiate it ! lil stupid 90's tech kids dont so fuckum

[vlindstrom]

@nelsonzepeda666 hahahahahaha HOLY SHIT youre 25 and you still spell like that? pity.

[nelsonzepeda666]

@vlindstrom yup cuz i spell hard, fast and bad. plus i dont give a shit! anyways why are u spell checking me? dick head? u are so fucking bored that u have the time to check everyones spelling? ur fucking stupid hahaha fuck off lill kid and respect ur elders young blood

[nelsonzepeda666]

@vlindstrom dude just saw ur vids ..... hahaha ok go ahead and talk all the shit you whant....  IM SORRY YOU LOOK LIKR THAT... diddint mean to make fun off a real douchy nerd and u know what? im laughing so hard right now lol i bet you will tooo when u see ur self hahaha

[ericpgy]

you dipshits, he doesn't do vidoes, it's only audio... they're in a fucking studio not a field

[corbintodd55]

20 people are sitting there watching their cocks get smaller

[TheUnholyLazaro]

I want a talking goat lmfao

[staphinfection]

FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS!!

[520Beau]

@staphinfection U FUCKN WIZD THAT THAT THING!

[BigMinna]

reminds me of getting stoned in the 9th grade everytime

[westcoastchomp]

when did this first come out?

[ScorpioDragons]

@westcoastchomp 1996, from the CD "What the Hell Happened to Me?"

[blunted420time]

17 people reek worse then my nuts do!!!!! put the dukes up and let me 30's style boxin...this shit is a classic!!!!!!!!

[CoRtNZ1]

Have good Mosh Pitting!

[thecheesburgler]

A long day of driking- and beating the fuck out of me.

[1775dvldwg]

"That thing is pointy fellas...fucking a regular Stabauch over there...you button hooked me...I didn't know you were going to button hook me"

[1brianomeara]

umm... wheres the video?

[jsg361]

@1brianomeara If there were a video, don't you think it would be a lot less funny?

[Zaxxon2008]

@jsg361 No, if you'd used some still photos of a goat, some stoner frat punks, and an old farmer, you wouldn't have any dislikes

but that takes effort

[Mauhadeeb28]

@jsg361 Not if it was done with animation, claymation, or puppets. It would definitely enhance the skit.

[Pintopat84]

@jsg361 maybe if it were CG it would be funny but it's better to imagine the whole thing lol

[DRAGSTORKILLS]

@1brianomeara is none this song has no video

[kingcahoj]

@1brianomeara

You god damned rookie, you were born in 1996 more recently, weren't you?

[XLaxXMonstaX]

hello? whats with the dislikes there?