santa vs. jesus

[personhowell]

My theory is this , the big bang was supposed to be a bunch of gasses collected and exploded, creating the planet. My question, how did the gases just appear 1 day just to explode. Same with god , how did he just appear and use his magic might to make the universe

[adelainne21]

Why did santa win there tie they get xmas

[Cameron0801]

Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.

[Tautvizzz1]

dong quan do!

[gaybathroomsex]

nigger vagina material for the diehard south park watchers to just see upon the orgies of lapdances from big black babes getting onto white dudes who have a fixation with niggers french kissing them as they watch south park all night long!

[lee52844]

@gaybathroomsex WHAT ? I don't get it .

[44MetalHead44]

I just saw up Jesus's dress... I'm going to hell...

[MasterGenepi]

Im not gonna go to hell so I say Santa!

[heyheyscotty]

wow haha old school animation!

[jc3718]

@rebelwithoutacause.....if you wanna go to heaven stop being a rebel. faggot. don't go preaching your beliefs on people if you don't go out and follow your religion like you should. you are committing a sin identical to a story in the bible dumbass quit acting a genius. and comradeh shut the fuck up don't say there's no god he could've caused the big bang theory. nobody knows shit about the truth so stick to your beliefs and shut the fuck up because you both sound like fucking retards

[ranchump]

beyond brilliant

[ENJager]

Hehe, South Park has come a looooooooooooooong way since this episode :P.

[spiritfired]

lol.

[avak19808]

@comradeH listen u dick, quit trolling these vids to preach about God. It's not how Jesus did it; callin people bitches...how christlike. It seems all you evangelists preach the same bull and do the other. Just

Leave people alone, we don't want self-righteous peices of shit posting fuck on YouTube.

@ the other guy the answers to ur questions r in ur beliefs. Divine intervention is possible. If God doesn't exist, there is a divine being that does.

[Beeeaaand]

fuckin more ppl arguing shut the fuck up

[starrychica82]

Jesus is a selffish prick and Santa is a stalker. One belongs in jail the other needs to be smacked a couple of times

[udontwantdasuace]

Santa loses cause he don't exist in the first place! Jesus wins by forfeit!! >:O

[alanoasiss]

Santa is better than Jesus. Jesus never goes to homes and drop gifts.

[comradeH]

@alanoasiss then jesus makes people very happy than santa claus

[alanoasiss]

@comradeH No because what make us happy are the gifts. xD Seriously.

[comradeH]

@alanoasiss its not only the gifts that makes us happy.... its the love from jesus and jesus can us grant everything what we want, if u believe in him

[RebelWhitoutaCause]

@comradeH I guess you are a christian right? I have a couple of questions for you.

1.How old do you think the earth is? 2.what do you think about dinasours? 3. Who goes to hell/heaven?

If your God is the true God then why are they so many gods? Do you have any proof exept from your bible that your god even exist? If you are convinced that your going too heaven,why wont you kill yourself.

I meen come on paradise is just around the corner!

[comradeH]

@RebelWhitoutaCause hey listen BITCH dont even think about arguing with us cuz all the proof is around us and if u really believe that the big bang made the world? dont tell it to us tell your fucking boss

[RebelWhitoutaCause]

@comradeH What is wrong with you? I only asked you a couple of questions and you just start attacking me! But that ok cuz i know that there is NO PROOF that GOD EXIST!! and you know it ,but you are so afraid of going to HELL that you ignore the truth. GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

But if he do exist (like you belive) please tell me this: Who created God?

[comradeH]

@RebelWhitoutaCause thats a tough question... Not.

God is the beginning and the end Apha and Omega

are u an atheist? if ur an atheist you should NOT Celebrate CHristmas just because of " for giving" or something!

and originally as WE christians celebrate christmas for the BIRTH of CHRIST! and the name Christ! is USED for the name CHRIST-MAS!

[RebelWhitoutaCause]

@comradeH You know what i give up fighting you.

Belive what you want and i believe what i want.

I say this: Live your life as you want you only got one. You are not going hell or heaven dont worry. peace

[comradeH]

@RebelWhitoutaCause peace... but i'm going to heaven when i die

END OF DISCUSSION 

[lingm04]

@RebelWhitoutaCause Who created the being that created God? And who created the being that created the being that created God? You are using ridiculous logic. There is no proof of God but there is evidence.

[mecasunny]

@FagsMakesHistory

xD so bad..so bad

[jeremyawesomeness]

Omg they can't even play that episode anymore because comedy central said that south park could do what ever they want as long as they don't show that episode

[sidisbored]

@ 1:21 they look like they having sex lol..:)

[the00sheep]

you know that santa is racist:)) because he isn't giving the jews any present for christmas :Phe's got the list divided in to 3 the good ,the naughty and the jews:))

christmas is for giving :)) yeah right=))

[kitkatcutie520]

What about Santa Christ? He died for our sins but he also likes pancakes!

[TheFruityS]

jesus win.Santa is fat dumb

[MyJoey90]

churchbell is fat like santa claus hahahahah, wheres your personal trainer

[FagsMakesHistory]

keep click 1:20 xD

[MegaBlackup]

Why do you ruin this why your stupid commentary at the beginning?

[lygophile]

christmas also wouldn't exist without the Pagan god Odin, without the celebration of the winter solstice, and the feast of the dead or something.

jesus's birth is merely the christianisation of the feast of light, because days will get longer when the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year, has passed, and a new season of growth can begin.

santa is a commercialisation of sint nicolaas, which is a christianisation of the pagan god Odin.

[TheJunglesound]

Hey faggot, thanks for your fucking comments at the beginning and the end of the video. I wanted to see the clip without your shitty comentaries. Douche.

[andreminem12341]

men jesus vs santa???? what stupid

[07yondaime]

jesus using chinese power 1:01

[faeryfox1]

ofensivo,engañoso:pendejo arrepintanse no sea imfeliz dios REY de todo lo que vive en la tierra : mucho am bisto epiritu que viven y se mueven y mucho no se lo cuenta y hay demonio que lo destruyen a ustedes por pendejo . el mundo se acaba en el 2011.DIOS dijo:amar a su projimo como a ti mismo, no aras falso testimonio

[alanoasiss]

@faeryfox1 Callate si, la navidad llega y es a Santa a quien voy a celebrar.

Si hubiera sido Santa vs Allah no te huberas enojado verdad? Y aprende a escribir bien. >_> Bitch...

[faeryfox1]

engañoso,inpoquitra , ofencivo:se ban a repentir cuando dios le enseñe su beganse sobre todo lo que es vida en la tierra :pasaran hambre , agustia , yanto. por pendejo imfeliz. cuando el mundo se termine en el 2011 beran  con quien se mete pendejo mal perbetidosss:PPP molmurante imfeliz no saven vivr la vida en paz

[ziratia0177]

huuuuuuu lol

[notitalian105]

....

[TheDamienStone]

santa: jak twoekie kyle: oh my god they killed Kenny!

[FunkyMunky280]

in that vid stan wus voiced by who ever voices cartman

[JohnWelsch]

this is amazing :D

[Quionic7]

And then Boba Fett comes in and kills them both.

HAPPY FETTMAS EVERYONE

[GriffinWolf2008]

this is hysterical! *lol*

[DAlax17]

You know in Jesus vs. Frosty, which is the first one, Cartman was originally called Kenny. He also was the one where Stan and Kyle would say 'Oh my God!!! They killed Kenny'

[velogreg]

Jesus Jesus Jesus

[TheXxRTxX]

yea santa won jesus chocksocker

[NuclearMovies]

Cartman used to be kenny

[PumaSew]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[alienmarsbar]

@PumaSew originaly eric was meant to be called kenny but they changed it.

[conorovs12]

SANTA SANTA SANTA

[BraloFROMCroatia]

omg believe in jesus and dont make him a shame

[sucksatskating41]

the song is from mortal kombat

[glambring0]

Lol?

[BlakMoonful]

Go Judus I Mean Jesus no offence

[kabouters7]

go santa

[ThemanonlyknownasTom]

*Jesus looks at you angrily*

[yichkaan]

hahahahahahaha this is so fucking awesome DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kernels2015]

Go Jesus

[hussaincaesar333]

jesus said hes a bastard XDDXD LMAO

[gangsterkeivon]

hahahaha i would vote for santa cus im muslim

[12341231234kid2]

LOL older eps of southpark make me laugh so hard

[mookieiscookie]

i gonna vote for santa

i mean hes real lol

and hes gives us gifts!

btw i had coffee!

[clang2clang2]

i gonna vote jesus because he's powerful santa is not real

[TheAllowable]

Who said Jesus is?

[bombonel1000]

hahahhaaha bartle doo!

[MSUTri]

C'mon Kringle, I'll buy you an orange smoothie.

[kylexysbiggestfan]

your such a fat fuck cartman that when you walk down the street they say GOT DAMN thats a fat fuck lmao

[Diamondmaster93]

Just so everyone knows this cartoon was made by Matt and Trey before they started doing south park.

[TeXas22]

satan vs jesus

[AtariMan76]

FAIL! It's not even the entire episode! WTF?!!

[kingnarutorule]

This is not ment to be a episode.....

[MrHartfordHockey]

oh my god they killed kenny

you bastard

[halfawake454]

Go Santa!

[ThemanonlyknownasTom]

*Jesus looks angrily at you*

[meak911]

what is fucking xmas without santa claus.

[meak911]

i cant stand either one of them

[XxGamemaster2009xX]

I love Southpark more than everything,but the old empisodes sucks balls ^^

[KennBurch]

Cartman would WANT you to put it that way.

[BallsOnFire83]

crapy voices

[jontebiogas10]

South park is the only show ever that can be so successfull on that crapy budget!

[ayralynnd330]

im not gonna go 2 hell so i say jesus

[webkinzrockful]

Jesus never fails read the bible I go for Jesus

[souljaryanboy]

i like it

[gunny556fly]

who should we help? i say we help santa claus. thats because he brings you candy! lol

[Shadowcran]

=0 gay

[jaimekstillo]

this is pathetic

[Vandoren333]

I don't understand last words about pizza hut. In Moscow we also have those shity restaurants,but why fuck them?

[MrVersipellis]

yay you come from the same city as my best mate ^_^

[Omega50006000]

They should redo this!

[restfreak001]

borring real southpark is cooler!!

[jonnybravo2525]

that is "real southpark" its a 6 min Christmas special made by the southpark crew, in a episode the kids make a movie to return the spirit of Christmas to SouthPark and this is that movie

[curiousgemini25]

I quess this was I big hit on the internet back in 96. It probably took 4 hours to download. : 0

[JessicaMPatterson]

Yeah, and it probably took 4 DAYS for Matt and Trey to make, Lol.

Actually the last episode of Season 4 The boys actually "make" this short.

Lol... Pretty sweet.

[Thegamer5150]

South park was best when it was all analog before the movie when they digitaly did it kinda like some Nick shows like rugrats use to be good movie came every episode after that sucked so @ least south park didn't get like that but I still love construction paper animation every thing that's cgi sucks it's just all lame I only like one and it's the 4th Indiana jones

[killovideo]

ha i love the mk3 music

[pespumante]

ive watched every episode from session 1 to 13 and dont remember watching this one.. help??

[RavenHawkProduction]

This isnt a real episode, in the real episodes Jesus and Santa is on same Team

[rocha333]

Sick!

[killmykathore]

no jesus was wining

[paymanpayman111]

This is my Favorite south park clip :D

[Jegudiel29ZX]

Mortal Kombat 3 music in the background FTW!!

[aaaaaallpppp]

is this season 1???

[KickenKetchup]

no they made it when they were in collage it gave them the idea for sp

[mx740]

This is in the 1997s.

wadd do you expect. Go watch south park season 13. Its quality is way better.

Now get the fuck out.

[killtrosity]

This came out in 1995 get your facts straight! It cant come out in the, "1997's." When you refer to things that way as in 70's or 60's it is for an entire decade not just one year.

[mx740]

Shut up asshole. I was replying to somebody who said that south park quality sucked. Not what time it came out.

You get your facts right and stop getting ur ass into fights on the internet you no life cunt ass bitch.

[Passitivity]

hahaha retard

[LonesomePine369]

@mx740 no this is 1995

[fallout111111]

@mx740 its from 1995

[dezzzrek]

They're both fictional characters, who cares who wins?

[Stefaniether]

You're so right ;)

[Stefaniether]

Hahahahaha!

So you know him personnaly? You've already seen him? Or even talked? Poor you...

[12outland12]

true that dude

[likewowninja]

u fuked up son of a bitch CHRIST WINS and pizza hut fucking owns!!! BURN IN HELL CVS!!!!!!!!

[XSMOK3SHADOX]

dude southpark used to look gay!

[dezzzrek]

Screw jesus, santa won dammit!

[likewowninja]

and dude u are one sick son of a bitch I am christian and very offended so what I have to say is OH MY GOD YOU KILLED SANTA!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CipherMind117]

It's southpark, if you get offended by a tv show, you need to reevaluate your vision of reality.

[alyssalover667]

ummmmm??? JESUS DEFINTLY WON!!!

HE KICKED THAT FAT MANS ASS HARD!!

[gavomcg]

how can u say this is bad?? this is animation at its best!! every single movement in this had to be done by hand!! i think its top quality!! and as for jesus vs frosty that was drawn up and done by hand when matt and trey were still students and that is also brilliant!!

[yeddielol]

jesus won asshole

[krazyliljoo]

man i thought this was bad until i watched jesus vs frosty.

[tommyddoolin]

I love how their eyebrows kind of slide down their face while they're talking.

[Jokerhamil]

1:15 Isn't that the statue all the kids where worshipping when they told the police their parent's were molesting them?

[PSIAce]

Yes, i think its a John Elway statue.

[whynews100]

JESUS JESUS

KILL THE FAT MAN

[FenderMeddle94]

that suckt...

[lucaslmgv]

LOLOLOL!!

what does pizza hut has to do with anything?

[caleb1823]

jesus

[SasuSakuNeverEnding]

haha "Dude this pretty fuc**d up right here" south park rules lol

[mcarzwashere]

than y dont u like it fucking jewbag u et cocks up ur ass all day so dont be a hypocrite

[LilRiceEater]

Here goes the cartman vs Kyle argument.

Kyle:Christian holidays suck big time!! easter, christmas, etc. are for people who like a big cock up their ass

Cartman:than y dont u like it fucking jewbag u et cocks up ur ass all day so dont be a hypocrite

[day1000000]

jesus jesus jesus

[nickyboy926]

PIZZA HUT LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[RUFFMANN1029]

lol brian boy tonnle

[xaviermikk10]

south park was much better back in the day

[RushAnthem69]

I do miss Chef.

[redtop2233]

man is jesus and santa humping

[biatches1990]

2:39 'YOU FUCKING PUSSY!' hahahahahahahahahaha

[jessejames9191]

this was made in 1995

[buddawiser]

lol wat does this hav to do with pizza hut

[harrydbubble]

the original "class project" in 1992 was called jesus vs frosty, after, i think fox saw it and they were then given a budget of $2000 to do another short film and this was what they did.

[Hatunam1983]

harrydbubble i saw that jesus v frosty clip. it was great.

[RushAnthem69]

Ha ha fuck that Jesus wins, without Jesus no Sants so HA!

[XxkckoolkatxX]

Without Santa, No Jesus! So HA...Oh, well..yeah ok I ...guess youre right...then...

[jesserobles]

I love the fact that they used original Mortal Kombat music :D

[akaki202]

this is so wrong.

[jmichellegavarrete]

ROLF! hahahah

[ZeldaOcarinaPlayer]

lmfao

[blakluvr]

This is over 10 years old and this is still funny to me even though it is just wrong.

[Coroama88]

:)))

[Coroama88]

:))

[kmbrrly]

original south park.... good stuff!!!