Living with Herpes is really hard, especially when you are a single. According to a report from the largest Herpes singles dating site HerpesMate℃○M~, 98% of its members who used to be on a general dating site to find the love and support were rejected by others. That could be the reason that why HerpesMate℃○M~ is so popular and now has more than 560,000 members.
DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING ABOUT HERPES FROM THE MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT. . THEY LOVE TO BUILD UP SIMPLE PROBLEMS INTO EPEIDEMICS, SO THAT THEY CAN INVENT A CHEMICAL SOLUTION TO SELL YOU. HERPES IS AN AMINO ACID IMBALANCE CAUSED BY AN ELEVATION OF THE ACID DICIGENE OVER L- LYSINE, BUY L-LYSINE AT THE HEALTH FOOD STORE. CUT DOWN ON EATING TOO MANY PEANUTS, CASHEWS PEANUT BUTTER. . IF YOU DO EAT IT, TAKE L-LYSINE NO SIDE EFFECTS FROM TAKING IT
@tadshackles you know what I mean you prick .... ok lets get all literal into the matter .... what precisely does herpes look like if it was on my girlfriend .... hmm would it look the same as that of another girls ... are there different symptoms of sort which make the lateral damage of it notifiable. You see ... when people decide to be arseholes by getting all literal into it .... all the humour is lost.
@azngunnerboy nope no i didnt .... i am from britain ... and in britain ... we speak english .... and that is the way it is spelt in ... well english - english .... so myah.
keep your americanisms and shove em up yer tailpipe.
@AgentCarter you bore me ... to put it bluntly. arsehole. ashhoul ... spelt it wrong ... do i care - no .... why are you replying - well because you have nothing better to do with your life.
@AgentCarter no ... for i am a child - i have loads o stuff to do b4 i kik the bucket ... but you ... well im guessin - single - crap job - lives with parents ... shit like tht dont matter wen ur a kid
@AgentCarter ah the needless swearing ... big man huh? .... fuck me .... you do realise pedophilia isn't approved of in majority of countries including yours. pedo boy.
I enjoy this game .... this game is fun .... then again all games are fun when your a child,
well between candyland, youtube videos and sucking your dad's cock, sounds like you got quite a little thing going there. lifes treating you well i suppose
@AgentCarter yup .... good job - nice wife - loving kids .... yeah it is.
and between your unemployment - living with parents and studying for qualifications that arn't worth the paper their written on .... lifes treating you like shit ..... karma ....
@AgentCarter ? you do not apply to my life ... making you a misinformed figure of society , making you useless but in only of forms of childish entertainment.
i win .... your move made nothing of any importance in strategical and tactical movement of this conversation. GAME OVER! reply if you must - but you have lost this battle my friend. NYAH!
you fail at reading comprehension (which is fine, they havent taught you that yet). what doesnt apply to my life, is your idiotic list of things that supposedly make up may daily routine.
and honestly, telling someone not to reply (or passively implying that they shouldnt) just shows what a faggot bitch you are and that you truly have lost, as you wish to end the supposed "battle".
@AgentCarter another useless attempt for the last word ... if its not worth saying , dont say it.
In further study of this comment you may realise that I'm implying you previous comment was not worth saying ... but hell maybe you already realised being a college student and all.
another useless attempt at downplaying your retardation. you didnt imply that shit at all, in any way. my comment was worth saying, because you provided a list of bullshit that doesnt apply to me. you needed to be notified of this, child.
you should get your cock ripped off and sewn to your forehead so that your gaping dumptruck for a vagina and brown cornhole (2 for 1 special) can be prostituted to big black men who will blow their loads into your cooch and call you cockface and take black dumps in your mouth and then sell you to the romanian circus where pedo croatian dudes wearing clown noses piledrive you and go balls deep on your mingy hairy muff and call you "faget" which is french for faggot
not bad, sir. but what about my balls? surely something terrible must be done to them. perhaps, may i suggest, that they be run over by a truck while still attached, then chopped off, ground up and served to me as breakfast sausage?
@AgentCarter agentcarter, ive been noticing on multiple videos of rooftopcomedys that u have said that it wasnt funny, didnt make you laugh, etc etc. if you dont find them funny, why not just unsubscribe?
Normally I don't comment on other people's arguments, but I couldn't help but notice the irony in yours. In your last statement you claim the responder doesn't know what "herpes are". This seems to suggest you believe that Herpes refers to the blisters that arise on the skin; no, those are just called blisters which manifest from infection with the Herpes Virus. The correct grammar is "herpes is" because herpes is singular disease.
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Living with Herpes is really hard, especially when you are a single. According to a report from the largest Herpes singles dating site HerpesMate℃○M~, 98% of its members who used to be on a general dating site to find the love and support were rejected by others. That could be the reason that why HerpesMate℃○M~ is so popular and now has more than 560,000 members.
jingbocao87 2 months ago
DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING ABOUT HERPES FROM THE MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT. . THEY LOVE TO BUILD UP SIMPLE PROBLEMS INTO EPEIDEMICS, SO THAT THEY CAN INVENT A CHEMICAL SOLUTION TO SELL YOU. HERPES IS AN AMINO ACID IMBALANCE CAUSED BY AN ELEVATION OF THE ACID DICIGENE OVER L- LYSINE, BUY L-LYSINE AT THE HEALTH FOOD STORE. CUT DOWN ON EATING TOO MANY PEANUTS, CASHEWS PEANUT BUTTER. . IF YOU DO EAT IT, TAKE L-LYSINE NO SIDE EFFECTS FROM TAKING IT
SIGISBAR1 3 months ago
@SIGISBAR1 thats definitely not the kind of herpes he's talking about lol...hes talking the incurable kind.
noleary1992 2 months ago
hi,D:) I find so many sexy girls who like me living with STD on herpesanddating,net
MyAlice109 7 months ago
this is a great one i had to come back to.
LawsonComedy 1 year ago
Wooh! More John Ramsey.
Isakuma 1 year ago
Well apparently 2 people have herpes. lol
nycolea13 1 year ago
good joke but didn't laugh
I guess that means it wasn't a good joke
nevertheless it was clever so thumbs up
kgee3 1 year ago
thats was pretty good loved the last line
DontH8MeCauseUAintMe 1 year ago
great joke.
LawsonComedy 1 year ago
some how when ever a comidian makes a joke abotu something like this
it turns into a big flame war-_-
lee0495 1 year ago
@lee0495 we didn't start it...
zetakon 1 year ago
Made me lol.
KamiKagutsuchi 1 year ago
haha i saw that commercial and said the same shit but that they were like o u got herpes lets do this shit
bobwatters 1 year ago
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took me like 6 repeats to understand what he said. "If you're with somebody who didn't laugh at that"... he said that in under a second.
chisp1210 1 year ago
@chisp1210 Same... Why did comment get flagged as spam lol WTF?
youknowhoo 1 year ago
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chisp1210 1 year ago
these are just getting worse....
audioaudioman 1 year ago
it also means 70% had an affair ???? lol.
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
@gamerzndplayerz LOLWUT?
the 70% dont have to be married to get herpes. Are you 9?
tadshackles 1 year ago
@tadshackles you know what I mean you prick .... ok lets get all literal into the matter .... what precisely does herpes look like if it was on my girlfriend .... hmm would it look the same as that of another girls ... are there different symptoms of sort which make the lateral damage of it notifiable. You see ... when people decide to be arseholes by getting all literal into it .... all the humour is lost.
so gtfo plz ty
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
@gamerzndplayerz
qqing over being called nine
What are you? Ten?
455898334 1 year ago
@455898334 hes 10 and a half arsehole.
lloyd76oswald 1 year ago
@gamerzndplayerz you spelled assholes wrong :D
azngunnerboy 1 year ago
@azngunnerboy nope no i didnt .... i am from britain ... and in britain ... we speak english .... and that is the way it is spelt in ... well english - english .... so myah.
keep your americanisms and shove em up yer tailpipe.
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
@gamerzndplayerz
you are deinitely a retarded child
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter check your spelling ... and my previous comment.
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
listen up child. you dont even understand what the fuck herpes are. go watch mister rogers bitch
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter congratulations - you discovered spellcheck.
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
my internet browser doesnt have spellcheck, and my previous advice still holds
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter you bore me ... to put it bluntly. arsehole. ashhoul ... spelt it wrong ... do i care - no .... why are you replying - well because you have nothing better to do with your life.
girlfriend? job? ... etc etc ....
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
you you not see the idiocy in calling someone out for replying in the form of a reply?
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter well apparently I'm a child , I can say whatever the f*ck I want.
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
fuck that. children speak when spoken to. so shut the fuck up
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter ... nope ... what you gonna do - online spank me ... gtfo of here
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
gtfo life, bitch
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter no ... for i am a child - i have loads o stuff to do b4 i kik the bucket ... but you ... well im guessin - single - crap job - lives with parents ... shit like tht dont matter wen ur a kid
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
nope, im a college student. none of those apply to me. you however, are just a little faggot takings turns sucking daddy's dick and momma's teet.
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter aah the needless insulting ... i believe you are now the child ... that trumps you sir.
I'm playing this game with my cards close to my chest.
next reply please.
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
um, fuck you bitch?
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter ah the needless swearing ... big man huh? .... fuck me .... you do realise pedophilia isn't approved of in majority of countries including yours. pedo boy.
I enjoy this game .... this game is fun .... then again all games are fun when your a child,
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
yep, how about candyland
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter s'good s'good.
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
well between candyland, youtube videos and sucking your dad's cock, sounds like you got quite a little thing going there. lifes treating you well i suppose
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter yup .... good job - nice wife - loving kids .... yeah it is.
and between your unemployment - living with parents and studying for qualifications that arn't worth the paper their written on .... lifes treating you like shit ..... karma ....
checkmate.
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
checkmate? maybe if some of those actually applied to my life, babydick
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter ? you do not apply to my life ... making you a misinformed figure of society , making you useless but in only of forms of childish entertainment.
i win .... your move made nothing of any importance in strategical and tactical movement of this conversation. GAME OVER! reply if you must - but you have lost this battle my friend. NYAH!
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
you fail at reading comprehension (which is fine, they havent taught you that yet). what doesnt apply to my life, is your idiotic list of things that supposedly make up may daily routine.
and honestly, telling someone not to reply (or passively implying that they shouldnt) just shows what a faggot bitch you are and that you truly have lost, as you wish to end the supposed "battle".
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter another useless attempt for the last word ... if its not worth saying , dont say it.
In further study of this comment you may realise that I'm implying you previous comment was not worth saying ... but hell maybe you already realised being a college student and all.
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
another useless attempt at downplaying your retardation. you didnt imply that shit at all, in any way. my comment was worth saying, because you provided a list of bullshit that doesnt apply to me. you needed to be notified of this, child.
AgentCarter 1 year ago
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@AgentCarter ''checkmate? maybe if some of those actually applied to my life, babydick''
''what doesnt apply to my life''
''because you provided a list of bullshit that doesnt apply to me. you needed to be notified of this, child.''
it appears you have changed your tactic from saying useless things ... but instead to repeat those useless things. gfu your going up in the world.
''if its not worth saying , dont say it.'' for a college student - your not very smart.
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
i enjoy respondng to you. thus i have dragged this out (and will continue to grag this out) as long as possible. motherfucker
AgentCarter 1 year ago
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@AgentCarter i enjoy respondng to you. thus i have dragged this out (and will continue to grag this out) as long as possible. nevergonnafuckerher
gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
@AgentCarter
you should get your cock ripped off and sewn to your forehead so that your gaping dumptruck for a vagina and brown cornhole (2 for 1 special) can be prostituted to big black men who will blow their loads into your cooch and call you cockface and take black dumps in your mouth and then sell you to the romanian circus where pedo croatian dudes wearing clown noses piledrive you and go balls deep on your mingy hairy muff and call you "faget" which is french for faggot
msiligup 1 year ago
not bad, sir. but what about my balls? surely something terrible must be done to them. perhaps, may i suggest, that they be run over by a truck while still attached, then chopped off, ground up and served to me as breakfast sausage?
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter agentcarter, ive been noticing on multiple videos of rooftopcomedys that u have said that it wasnt funny, didnt make you laugh, etc etc. if you dont find them funny, why not just unsubscribe?
Murderwink1 1 year ago
ive considered that. but ive liked about half of the last 10 or so ive seen. i enjoy standup comedy, so if half are good thats worth it
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@AgentCarter
Normally I don't comment on other people's arguments, but I couldn't help but notice the irony in yours. In your last statement you claim the responder doesn't know what "herpes are". This seems to suggest you believe that Herpes refers to the blisters that arise on the skin; no, those are just called blisters which manifest from infection with the Herpes Virus. The correct grammar is "herpes is" because herpes is singular disease.
nycolea13 1 year ago