Never Kiss a Monkey

[PEEHEADFUL]

Rabbit eats its own poop

[kasapization]

lol



[bignastygoat]

it good for the bones

[perkybals]

if it feels good... do it

[esteriftw]

o-m-g..yuk ;d pervert ape! >:o

[MyTransformers123]

ya ape

[HomestarYoshi]

That is no monkey! That's an ape!

[FIyingDumpling]

eww

[HBKlover1516]

haha thtz jokes

[Kaare8p]

Rabbits eat their own shit ,

[laomaibj]

More inspiration for the PeeMonkey iPhone game. *heh*

[chenyang1974]

nimal tender's dereliction of duty ha

[zenthex1234]

duuuuuty

[sexy4alwayz]

lol well he mustive been realy thirsty yall betta give him sum wata lol

[mbm13213]

From the title of this video I assumed it was about Rhianna.

[Charles327]

Pitchfork's review for Jet's "Shine On"

[majmunbezgaca]

FAIL!

[blacksquidward12345]

THIS IS WHAT GABES MOM DID TO ME

[Grim1111]

the poor monkey is just thirsty

[arionex]

Fetish time!

[samuriguy909]

I'm so glad we humans don't do what chimps do in their spare time.

[uberrokk]

you just dont know...

[candyazz28]

No wonder why man separated from the apes.

[jessica10789]

aaaaw poor monkey hes thirsty

[sodregat]

I've done this before! chimps are the closest related species to humans!

[MVPisBallin305]

the review for Jet-Shine On

[blacksquidward12345]

hahahaha for pitchfork

it wasnt monkey piss bad though

[MVPisBallin305]

i don't know. i've only heard that album once. my brother was listening to it. i walked out of the room before it was over. i hate jet.

[blacksquidward12345]

ehhhh their not great but hell their not celine dion right

[MVPisBallin305]

yeah. or oasis. or white stripes. or kings of leon. or... hell, i could do this forever.

[blacksquidward12345]

journey....the kooks....wolfmother....limp bizkit

your right this is easy

kings of leon and the white stripes are ok though

[MVPisBallin305]

velvet undergrond.....arctic monkeys....the mars volta....iron maiden....coheed and cambria....the who

[blacksquidward12345]

really the velvet underground?

lou reed is a genious

but anyways korn....soulja boy....my bloody valentine....pet shop boys....rush

[blacksquidward12345]

wait a second are you naming bands that are good or bad?

im naming shitty bands srry for the confusion

[MVPisBallin305]

i was doing good bands. haha. i was confused when you put limp bizkit. should i do shitty ones?

[blacksquidward12345]

srry limp bizkit and korn shouldnt have been up there my bad.

but what ever you want.

good bands- pearl jam....nirvana....radiohead...­..u2

[MVPisBallin305]

foo fighters......the flaming lips....the black keys....rancid....the misfits.

[blacksquidward12345]

soundgarden....blur....red hot chili peppers...rage against the machine....interpol...muse

[MVPisBallin305]

silverchair...pink floyd....beck....modest mouse

[blacksquidward12345]

pulp....prodigy.....tool....th­e raconteurs

[MVPisBallin305]

a perfect circle...the shins...system of a down....the offspring

[blacksquidward12345]

the arcade fire... smashing pumpkings....green day....the verve....sufjan stevens

[MVPisBallin305]

the postal service..... the smiths.... counting crows.... wolf parade

[blacksquidward12345]

modest mouse....fleet foxes....death cab for cutie....the clash

[editorinchimp]

You fail at life.

[blacksquidward12345]

and i care what you say why?

get a life loser

[chilenareee]

thats a filthy ass monkey! LOL

[SephirothLamarre]

bah, freaky monkey

[alexhack4ever]

yumy!

[TheGimpsSleeping]

why is that so funny! ahahha

[ylimexyz]

i think itz thirsty

[lprrusso]

omg at first i thought it was a hose!!!! lol im like how is tht funny! and then i noticed tht he was drinkin his piss hahahaha thts hilarious!

[RCLCMS]

he got his own drinkable fountain

[RudyRules]

Possibly the only good Pitchfork review ever.

[octavechords]

totally true!

[Rypsynique]

That is not a monkey. It's an ape. There's a difference

[BarkAtTheMoon35]

it's a chimp

[bluelite7x]

What's up with monkeys and apes on Youtube pissing in their mouths and drinking it?

[ChucksMovies]

i love PITCHFORRRRKKK

[onearmbiker]

Never kiss a monkey , I recond folks don't mind voting for one! Mammy fo Obammy 2008!

[ImYouAndWhatISeeIsMe]

haha, Pitchfork bitches!

[iluvpink411]

so good xP

[iuvthe70sshow]

Yum xD

[Audhumla]

so much for EVILution no WAY is that my great grandpa! fukkin LIEBerals trying to bring down all of humanity EXECUTE them says this concerned american

[theplaneshift]

GOTTA HAVE MY CHEESEBUGERS WRAPPED IN THE AMERICAN FLAG WHILE WATCHIN' NASCAR! YEEEEHAAAA!

I hope you don't vote or reproduce, you hick.

[Audhumla]

typical lib retard only able to insult instead of discuss

[theplaneshift]

...said the neocon pushing ethnic cleansing.

I'm not a retard; I have a PhD. Move out of the trailer park, kiddo. Seriously: don't reproduce.

[Audhumla]

would seem to me a college boy like yourself would know better than to prance around the internet advocating eugenics

[theplaneshift]

executing liberals isn't eugenics?

For more on Eugenics, read Exodus and Deuteronomy.

[Audhumla]

just glad to know some libs out there know the proper way to deal with unwanted

[mabyenot]

i really hope your impotent

[elifha]

euww. all i think is some worker not giving any water, or the workers gives piss to drink.

[AbeBSea]

I can do that.

But I choose not to.

[jamie10310]

couch potato monkey got thirsty!

[GeorgiaGahan]

omg i almsot puked aftr i saw that!talk ABOUT GROSE!

[ximxalwaysxboredx]

omg ew.

[blueshirt12]

the review of "shine on" by pitchfork is simply: the. greatest. review. ever.

[guywholikesfood]

too bad it's a good album

[hooper450]

Too bad you have monstrously shitty taste in music, and probably everything else.

[guywholikesfood]

ooh, you bitch!

[Manusturbo]

JET SUCKS ASS

[feistaruler12]

well....blah balh balh is fun!!!!!

[MujibO]

no medicine no doc´s they have to do like this

hahahahahahhahahaha

[feistaruler12]

eww...u see his dic

[bajjelina]

No serious, thats so bad lets call the cops ..

[feistaruler12]

wat? u can see it!!!

[bajjelina]

SOOOO BAAAD if u saw it wat's the problem?

[Agoat666]

why the hell did u look to find out pervert is cuz u waqnt some monkey cock shoved up ur ass hihihihihihihihihi.........whi­teboy lol

[Majorca42]

does anyone know where this is from

[Agoat666]

its like that monkey was imitating me...

[skattabrainz]

hahaha, that made me laugh out loud

[Agoat666]

dude he has a public drinking fountain and his dad and his mom and his sister and his brother and his murderer and his wife and his 28 japanese children and him all use it lol

[RilofRye]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaahhaahahah...s­ick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Agoat666]

wow he does better than me in the shower lol

[crazymonkeyx]

hahahahahahahahahahahah

[tylerb234]

dude ur sick.

[Agoat666]

OMG im just kidding!lol

[mrT0RRANCE]

he tastes it then goes back for more

[nglovrmike]

Chimps are apes not monkeys.

[PaulGale]

LOL, that's one crazy monkey! But he's still nowhere near as bad as the girls in 2 Girls 1 Cup.

[yunghollywood90]

he has his own personal water fountain

[bloods3eker]

lol

[Tamaman12100]

Hard guy O.O

[g01dHaCkEr]

This monkey takes water conversation very seriously.

[Rypsynique]

conservation?

[AdamsAngel69]

hahah! true true.. curious little things..

[canichehomersimpso88]

il fait pipi dans sa bouche

[SindFroggy]

ok!?!?

[pstorni]

...votando SI alla VARIANTE 95, ecco l'effetto garantito!!!

[Randy857]

my nephew shawn sucks on his penis

[Toastercrumbs]

its R kelly

[hachibeach151]

R. Kelly? I thought that was Ray Suzuki in that video.

hb151

[Awilliams24]

aaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

[chavh8er46]

lol

[JackRackem]

The only good thing Pitchfork has ever done.

[hachibeach151]

You're not kidding. That is the cold hard truth.

hb151

[mstrnel]

its like they hid a camera in my bros room!

[RudyRules]

This is better than jet's new album. This made me laugh instead of puke.

[f1ck3n]

Hey, isn't that R. Kelly?!

[henryc4]

racist!

[halomaster0404]

dont you know about the R.kelly tape?

[andrew7781]

this video was pretty funny , but u people are assholes

jets new album is mad

[narutophreak77]

i have that same vid im trying to upload but it said its in terms of violation what wrong

[ZummerZong]

Is that really common behavious among chimps?

And is a he-chimp usually holding the penis while urinating?

Just pondering.

[ilepolnac]

if my pee can go off that high...

[tporter2010]

totally agree with this review of jet.

[Ozzkar]

That was sexy

[blinkoboy13]

Pitchfork is so mean.

[interpolluter29]

They made fun of Northern State's first album. I'd suggest transferring to Popmatters. Most of their reviews are spot-on.

[blinkoboy13]

I am quiet familiar with Popmatters. But overall I'm more of a All Music Guide kind of guy.

[interpolluter29]

Bible for Music Reviewers. Nice choice.

[blinkoboy13]

Yep :)

[dublo7]

hahahaaaa, this = jet's new album.

[Counterrestrial]

Haha.. Picthfork just linked to your video in a review of Jet's new album.

[SQUIDMACK]

I like how he takes a sip then ponders it for a moment and decides to get another sip.

[Jofrisper]

Hahaha yeah Indeed. xD

[enchantedthoughtfist]

That monkey has gotten us through some hard times.

[drgmdp]

bleh i always hated apes monkeys or whatever those are

[Kong1927]

It's an ape, not a monkey.

[AWeekofKindness]

Reminds me of the new Jet album.

[xorsystem]

Except it has less poo and more monkey

[ou812icu]

yard ornimate