Well, I don't like to go out dancing anyway; I just like to get right down to business. Thanks for reminding me though because I haven't humped Jefferson yet; next time I'm in DC Jefferson is gonna take it.
9:25 you're not allowed to hump the statue of the great leader? See that's BS, in free countries you're allowed to hump statues if you want; I humped the Lincoln memorial and no one said anything except "what the fuck?"
It's just mean that you make fun of all that cruise.I'm wondering, will you still have this ironic smile if you would be forced to live in there. Just not right.
This country is totally fucked up! I went back to China in Dec 2011 and china amazed the heck of me, while the DPRK reminds the same ! It is a tragic .
Man!...these North Koreans live in a fantacy land. Since they are not allow to think on their own. It will be easy for any country to over this wacked out mind control country. Cut the head that control these people and you'll see the rest of the body will fall.
3:35 My stomach still hurts from laughing. "NO PIN!!!". Great footage so far, this might be the best and certainly the funniest documentary on North Korea I've ever seen. I just feel sorry for the poor indigenous folks.
(comment removed by comrade Kim-jong-un for being too american, the great leader has provided you with a translated version of the comment.) GO COMMUNISM, We would much rather live in the great leaders mighty empire and be hungry and worship an overweight dictator than live in this bacteria infested capitalism where we have rights. Also the great leader is the son of a female dog.
@marius5641 You probably get kicked out of the country and your minder gets arrested and send to a prison camp. So if you don't want to endanger your minder while pulling such a stunt: don't visit the place.
The more i watch i just wish I had been with you on the trip:))) I just know I would have been shoot for laughing when you had to bow and stuff like that but I would have died happy :))))
Why diont they organize a Formula 1 race in Pyongyang. The streets would be perfectly fitted, actually.
As well, the empy streets also could serve as a huge testing facility for the international automotive industry. In which other world capital could you do that without blocking the traffic out of the city? Do you know recognize the superiority of the socialistic city planning system, you American capitalist pig?????
@monkeetime so you had to bow down to the leader everytime you see a picture or statue? :o ....what if you'd have to take a dump when walking in a group of 4? :o
I'd like to get a statue like that for my birthday. Except made out of chocolate. Who knows maybe I could order it from the North Koreans and thus double their GDP.
Kim Jong Il is just another midget with a tiny dick. Can someone please explain to me how this little shit hasn't already been fed a bullet. I keep up to date on the latest & greatest pieces of technology in all fields of study, most especially in weaponry. Now I know that the information that I have access to is far far FAR from what the US government is truly capable of so...why the fuck haven't we just put Kim Jung Il out of his misery. What the fuck are the powers that be waiting for?!
@andyrooney12 So you want us to assassinate him because he's violating human rights? No. Even if someone were to kill him, he has a successor, his 3rd son, who most likely shares the same beliefs and feels like manipulating the country just like Kim Jung Il and Kim Il Sung. Making the assassination, and most likely resulting war, absolutely useless.
Not that I don't feel bad for North Korea and it's people, I just don't think killing him is that easy.
If Kim Jong Il's son shares his father's & grandfather's ideology then he too must share the fate of his father. A brutal public display of international solidarity in combating evil in ALL of its forms in ALL parts of the globe will be the only way that we can eradicate it. Kim Jong Il is pure evil & evil like him can only prosper when the good men & women of this world stand idly by. The cost of action will be great but nowhere near as great as the cost of inaction...we MUST act!
Your thinking is the sort of shit we don't need. Sure, let's just leave Kim Jong Il alone so that he can continue to brainwash little children & raise the next generation of mindless drones to do his bidding. He's a psychopath & we need to end his existence...NOW!
@andyrooney12 because kim is so protected, the only way to get to him is through conventional warfare. (it would be damn near impossible to get a foreign assassin close enough to kim). and kim, being the crazy mofo he is, is probably willing to strap a bomb to every last man, woman, and child and make them charge the enemy. the loss of life would be way to great. things like this take alot of planning, and good planning takes time. the situation is alot more delicate that most would think.
@tipoomaster There was a government plan to add a motorcycle with a sidecar and three bicycles, but a careful review confirmed that the additional strain on the roads would be unbearable, so it was all scrapped.
That tower is for detaining prisoners and re-educating people by the "Thought-police," exactly like 1984 by George Orwell. JK,=) my guess is its a tourist attraction of some kind. But its kinda scary that my attempt of dystopian sarcasm, could be reality.
glad these videos are finally up! looks like a very awkward but also hilarious "holiday". you should try and get in to the Democratic People's Republic of Northern Ireland next. ahoohehehaha
@monkeetime how were the roads? my asking this is because you can tell alot about an area's concern about public transportation. a shit load of potholes = a shit load of car crashes.
06:24 - Captured by our seamen?
Conseamenated 2 days ago
I don't know how Kim Il could go on to host a tv show in the United States. How does a dictator in any way qualify for late night television?
WhimZo 2 days ago
@monkeetime
Well, I don't like to go out dancing anyway; I just like to get right down to business. Thanks for reminding me though because I haven't humped Jefferson yet; next time I'm in DC Jefferson is gonna take it.
IndividualParties 1 week ago
9:25 you're not allowed to hump the statue of the great leader? See that's BS, in free countries you're allowed to hump statues if you want; I humped the Lincoln memorial and no one said anything except "what the fuck?"
IndividualParties 1 week ago 2
@IndividualParties Excellent...! But dancing is apparently forbidden at the Jefferson Memorial...
monkeetime 1 week ago
It's just mean that you make fun of all that cruise.I'm wondering, will you still have this ironic smile if you would be forced to live in there. Just not right.
budzikt 2 weeks ago
lol @ 4:56 you can see the middle finger haha dam funny american
ankudr 2 weeks ago
This country is totally fucked up! I went back to China in Dec 2011 and china amazed the heck of me, while the DPRK reminds the same ! It is a tragic .
alexcrixus 3 weeks ago
man those guys have balls i would be absoulty shitting myself if i got captured by the north koreans
ausloverxo 3 weeks ago
Man!...these North Koreans live in a fantacy land. Since they are not allow to think on their own. It will be easy for any country to over this wacked out mind control country. Cut the head that control these people and you'll see the rest of the body will fall.
Allynalama 3 weeks ago
lol, north korea looks like a shitty hell hole....just like that green drink.
wrathallll 3 weeks ago
3:35 My stomach still hurts from laughing. "NO PIN!!!". Great footage so far, this might be the best and certainly the funniest documentary on North Korea I've ever seen. I just feel sorry for the poor indigenous folks.
PigeonKillerLegion 4 weeks ago
Great video's, the Rasta Skullet is mint
xyrxes1 1 month ago
CORRECTION @ 3:06 : Made in NORTH Korea
loh1110 1 month ago
"you shouldn't be as intimidated by this camera as you should be by that undercover midget in front of you" at 2:32. LMAO
rohawkcc 1 month ago 9
@rohawkcc Undercover midgets freak me out...
monkeetime 1 month ago 7
I was most shocked from this video to discover (8:55) that Hello Kitty is a North Korean sympathiser.
123itisfree 1 month ago 2
@123itisfree Yah, she is a douche...
monkeetime 1 month ago 3
You should have planked on one of the statues lol :)
TylorDark 1 month ago
(comment removed by comrade Kim-jong-un for being too american, the great leader has provided you with a translated version of the comment.) GO COMMUNISM, We would much rather live in the great leaders mighty empire and be hungry and worship an overweight dictator than live in this bacteria infested capitalism where we have rights. Also the great leader is the son of a female dog.
ZIYR0 1 month ago
The only thing they can show as "Victory" is a old 40 year old fucking scout ship that was not even a war ship -.- ya good job...lol
ndgh209 1 month ago
"My lord we have finished decorating the capital"
"excellent! now do it all over again on every city in DPRK"
"My lord..we also finished all the money the russians and chinese gave us"
"Dayum ! we will just make the tourists go around in circles in the capital!"
rocksonice3333 1 month ago 2
what happens if a tourist refuses to bow?
marius5641 2 months ago
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AmersfoortTristan 2 months ago
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@marius5641 You probably get kicked out of the country and your minder gets arrested and send to a prison camp. So if you don't want to endanger your minder while pulling such a stunt: don't visit the place.
AmersfoortTristan 2 months ago
The more i watch i just wish I had been with you on the trip:))) I just know I would have been shoot for laughing when you had to bow and stuff like that but I would have died happy :))))
sucurosu 2 months ago
@2469101214161820
Song @ 7:15: The Upfull Rockers - Fat Ting
Pretty cool documentary with some killer tracks.
icognitoman 2 months ago
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icognitoman 2 months ago
Love the jungle mixed in! =) Damn this Koreans are messed huh Damn Communisum.
HardTrancid 2 months ago
"the gestapo sorry the guides" ur commentary is so awesome
Loserghese 2 months ago
NO PIN......
galanopouloc 2 months ago
the navy pics are freaking epic
kennethwyh 3 months ago
Sound tracks friggin awesome
brucegor 3 months ago
Whats the name of the song (lady singing) at the beginning of this video on the bus ride?
dgc325 3 months ago
2:46..."baby jesus"..... so cool...!!
MsBebezote 4 months ago
North Korea reminds me of Fallout 3. That's not a good thing.
MastaKadaj 4 months ago
Outstanding ! but plz talk a bit slower for us not full english speaker's LOL
nice photo of the sailor's doing the " finger ".
The Koreans missed it LOL
BALCACER 4 months ago
Outstanding ! but plz talk a bit slower for us not full english speaker's LOL
BALCACER 4 months ago
Dude, has anyone told you that you look like Henrik Larsson? Too sick.
Kommandant986 4 months ago
@Kommandant986 Yeah, I get it all the time... Heheheh...
monkeetime 4 months ago
@monkeetime 4
Why diont they organize a Formula 1 race in Pyongyang. The streets would be perfectly fitted, actually.
As well, the empy streets also could serve as a huge testing facility for the international automotive industry. In which other world capital could you do that without blocking the traffic out of the city? Do you know recognize the superiority of the socialistic city planning system, you American capitalist pig?????
:-)
joaquinveyron 4 months ago
@joaquinveyron Someday, everyone will want to buy a North Korean car...
monkeetime 4 months ago 4
@monkeetime
:-)
No please not, being East German, I know what a crap of a car this communistic shitbox that would be:
watch?v=Cu8I4tKkuZ4
:-)
Great vids you ve got. Great!
(sorry I wante
joaquinveyron 4 months ago
@monkeetime omg...!!! can you imagine...?!!
they bring back the pinto !! kim il baby is cute... do you think they cut his hair with a baseball bat?
MsBebezote 4 months ago
@Kommandant986 and u are just too jealous. hahahha
pipaymataray 1 month ago
haha you kidding with nord korea, I love that if that can change one day in this strange world
timoulete76 5 months ago
I've always meant to mention it, but the music they play in North Korea sounds really lame. Like overblown music from a totalitarian kids show.
neosoc 5 months ago
hottie at 05:37!
wwotin 6 months ago
Fuck Me! it looks like a Bollywood set!
BrokenState85 6 months ago
NO PIN!?!?!? *Cops beat them senseless*
ejr23 6 months ago
Can you just walk out of the hotel and visit places without the gesta...guides?
JPacheco91 6 months ago
@JPacheco91 No chance...
monkeetime 6 months ago
@monkeetime Can you fart in North Korea? XD
JPacheco91 6 months ago
@JPacheco91 YOU FART YOU GO TO GULAG!!!!!!!!!!
monkeetime 6 months ago
@monkeetime so you had to bow down to the leader everytime you see a picture or statue? :o ....what if you'd have to take a dump when walking in a group of 4? :o
kissmyasssuckers 5 months ago
@kissmyasssuckers In North Korea food shortages ensure that no one needs to take dumps.
monkeetime 5 months ago
@monkeetime You just made my day! xD
kissmyasssuckers 5 months ago
There is a bit too much going on in that magnificent country , I'd be quite overwhelmed.
0xVx0 6 months ago
I'd like to get a statue like that for my birthday. Except made out of chocolate. Who knows maybe I could order it from the North Koreans and thus double their GDP.
GompCelticPL 6 months ago
Dude, what's song name at 7:20?
schranztech 6 months ago
Is many road on north korea so quiet ???
feqfg 6 months ago
what is the song around 7:18? anyone know?
nexusmaxis1 6 months ago
that soda looked yummmmmy
LPNeptune 6 months ago
...did that video call that tiny little boat our Navy's flagship?
Cute.
colinwds17 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I'm sure you are banned for life.
shiragi992 6 months ago
@shiragi992 I wouldn't be too surprised if he is not going to be allowed back in ;)
AmersfoortTristan 2 months ago
Forget scientologists with their crazy brain washing religion, North Korea is the real deal.
mysticcrimson 6 months ago
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AmersfoortTristan 2 months ago
@mysticcrimson Scientologists are perfectly sane when compared to the Kim Dynasty and the crazyhouse North Korea.
AmersfoortTristan 2 months ago
This is hilarious lol. This seriously needs more views
happyblackie 6 months ago
Kim Jong Il is just another midget with a tiny dick. Can someone please explain to me how this little shit hasn't already been fed a bullet. I keep up to date on the latest & greatest pieces of technology in all fields of study, most especially in weaponry. Now I know that the information that I have access to is far far FAR from what the US government is truly capable of so...why the fuck haven't we just put Kim Jung Il out of his misery. What the fuck are the powers that be waiting for?!
andyrooney12 7 months ago
@andyrooney12 yeah! let's just start ANOTHER war! Sounds good to me!
McDigittee 6 months ago
@McDigittee
What Kim Jong Il is doing is a human rights violation & what other countries are NOT doing is also a human rights violation.
andyrooney12 6 months ago
@andyrooney12 So you want us to assassinate him because he's violating human rights? No. Even if someone were to kill him, he has a successor, his 3rd son, who most likely shares the same beliefs and feels like manipulating the country just like Kim Jung Il and Kim Il Sung. Making the assassination, and most likely resulting war, absolutely useless.
Not that I don't feel bad for North Korea and it's people, I just don't think killing him is that easy.
McDigittee 6 months ago
@McDigittee
If Kim Jong Il's son shares his father's & grandfather's ideology then he too must share the fate of his father. A brutal public display of international solidarity in combating evil in ALL of its forms in ALL parts of the globe will be the only way that we can eradicate it. Kim Jong Il is pure evil & evil like him can only prosper when the good men & women of this world stand idly by. The cost of action will be great but nowhere near as great as the cost of inaction...we MUST act!
andyrooney12 6 months ago
@McDigittee
Your thinking is the sort of shit we don't need. Sure, let's just leave Kim Jong Il alone so that he can continue to brainwash little children & raise the next generation of mindless drones to do his bidding. He's a psychopath & we need to end his existence...NOW!
andyrooney12 6 months ago
@andyrooney12 because kim is so protected, the only way to get to him is through conventional warfare. (it would be damn near impossible to get a foreign assassin close enough to kim). and kim, being the crazy mofo he is, is probably willing to strap a bomb to every last man, woman, and child and make them charge the enemy. the loss of life would be way to great. things like this take alot of planning, and good planning takes time. the situation is alot more delicate that most would think.
cbradley1391 6 months ago
beautiful country... bad leader!!
ericsantiago011 7 months ago
LOL The naval officer owned the North Korean's ass, and they didn't even know it. That's rich!
ejr23 7 months ago
@ejr23 See, this is why learning English comes in handy!
RetroToledo 5 months ago
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MrFuck2012 7 months ago
Dude ... this shit is fucking hilarious ... So far the BEST documentary of the DPRK I've ever seen ...
swampwatch 7 months ago
This is like the most funny video on north korea ever....Epic, like Kim Jung Il's golf score epic
Jerseysdevil 8 months ago
do they actually export statues, they do make them well.
keyanage 8 months ago
NO PIN!!!!!
bat353 9 months ago
@GamesGoodMeBad Hahahahahahah! Fucking epic. Yeah, I think flowers account for 73.4 % of the GDP there...
monkeetime 9 months ago 12
@monkeetime the other 26.6% is Kim Il Sung pins!
LPNeptune 6 months ago 2
@LPNeptune Hahaha! Correct!
monkeetime 6 months ago
@monkeetime Hey You forgot Counterfieting US 100$ Bills! Thats a good 5% at least!
SouthernMilitaryGuru 6 months ago
@monkeetime
North Korean GDP??
50% Military and Kim Jong il
20% Economy
10% Propaganda
10% Other Insane Agenda
10% GULAG Fund
technical010 6 months ago 2
@monkeetime Most their GDP is forced labor camps. =-/
666NedFlanders 3 months ago
@666NedFlanders your a dumb fucking idiot
RedMusicSinging 3 months ago
@RedMusicSinging LOL.. idiot.
AmersfoortTristan 2 months ago
@666NedFlanders Probably. They make a lot of them too as they put people to work in those things. They seem to export some of what they make.
AmersfoortTristan 2 months ago
Three whole cars and a bus? The streets are packed!
tipoomaster 9 months ago 15
@tipoomaster There was a government plan to add a motorcycle with a sidecar and three bicycles, but a careful review confirmed that the additional strain on the roads would be unbearable, so it was all scrapped.
monkeetime 9 months ago 5
I learned a new word today. Press like if you learn a new word today "paean"
bluedestiny 9 months ago 5
That tower is for detaining prisoners and re-educating people by the "Thought-police," exactly like 1984 by George Orwell. JK,=) my guess is its a tourist attraction of some kind. But its kinda scary that my attempt of dystopian sarcasm, could be reality.
light00128 10 months ago 2
great job man! great documentary with a hint of sarcasm! I love it!
payams100 10 months ago 6
@payams100 Just a hint? :-)
monkeetime 10 months ago
What about that pointy big building? I cant find any more info about it and Im dead curious :S
mortallic0x20 10 months ago
@mortallic0x20 Watch Part13...
monkeetime 10 months ago
@monkeetime For some odd reason part 13 wasnt linked with 12. Thought 12 was the end. Thanks for that final conclusion!
mortallic0x20 10 months ago
I had no clue they were flipping the bird, LMFAO! :D
SmokeyCough 11 months ago
Hahaha the gestapo guides
902107910 11 months ago
Haha, I love this man! Thanks!
OrandajinDesu 11 months ago
What's the tune that plays after the USS Pueblo? It's supahdupahdope.
ruskiJONES 11 months ago
why do all north korea travel show look the same ??
bellztoll 11 months ago
Who's doing the "Asian" voice? It sounds like Derek haha.
fujitafunk 11 months ago
@fujitafunk It's Steve (Taiwan videos, one with the busted foot)
monkeetime 11 months ago
wasnt kim il sung born and trained in russia?
superstan26 11 months ago
HAHA the gestapo sorry i mean guides XDXDXD
superstan26 11 months ago
why do I hear the Emperors march from star wars humming in my ear ...
chaos23akb 11 months ago
you can cure cancer but you cant cure assholes
gauravzerogravity 11 months ago
tell the people, your leader use money do this statue, do that stature, did they give any penny in your pocket? stupid jackass.
will279 11 months ago
glad these videos are finally up! looks like a very awkward but also hilarious "holiday". you should try and get in to the Democratic People's Republic of Northern Ireland next. ahoohehehaha
maxthemadman 11 months ago
@maxthemadman Hmmmm... i'm scared of white people...
monkeetime 11 months ago 2
@monkeetime how were the roads? my asking this is because you can tell alot about an area's concern about public transportation. a shit load of potholes = a shit load of car crashes.
dentonatordude 10 months ago
@dentonatordude I doubt there's a lot of crashes, as none owns a car!
Kromgol 10 months ago
@Kromgol exactly...
monkeetime 10 months ago
@dentonatordude The roads were horrible. But Kromgol got it right: hardly any cars in the country, so it couldnt really matter too much.
monkeetime 10 months ago