secret escape plan

[XxRaindr0op]

My secret escape plans:

*Run out the door

*Scream, punch and run

*Scream, stab and run

etc

Why do all of them include running? I don't even like running...

[HeikeStewart]

I have a mental list of all the weapons in my house, plans of how I would be able to get to the closest one, and how to get my girlfriend and my dog out......and the rest of the people in my house I guess....maybe

[MuzikElephant]

IM SO LIKE YOU



[StarkidMary]

I swear this read Santa's Escape Plan.

[animebooklover1]

my plan is let them take me than my life will have some excitement in it a bit more than fighting them off for a short bit

[SpartanDB]

i don't think it's paranoid...because if the shit goes down and you don't have a plan, then you're done....BOOM that's wisdom right there

[magpie2541]

stop saying call me or i will lol. secret escape is classified i could tell but then i would have to kill you

[fashiongeek111]

i cracked up laughing when i paused this vid on 2:48

[drewmightplaypiano]

@fashiongeek111 why??

[gardemoncoeur]

lol I like how your shirt progressively slides down your arm throughout the video ahhhaha

[TheFuzzyBlanket]

I have an old lacrosse shaft that i keep in my closet, no basket part, just the metal stick. every now and then I pull it out and practice "moves" with it, I call it "stick-fu". I've even attached a wire to the pole that goes around my wrist just in case my attacker tries to disarm me.

[MaI2oo1]

Lol it was like u said hi just for the sake of it. No wave? D:

[PedoTinaOTL]

<3

[BecomingAdrian]

I don't worry about people attacking, but I do worry about things exploding. Like, a lot. Kettles, toasters, computers, my headphones... It used to just be electronic things, but now anything nearby that maybe falls over and makes a noise - my shaving cream, my water bottle... It's nutty I have no idea where it came from

[Char8man]

...And then you jump out the window!

- What if there's no window?

There is always a window dude ...

HAHAHAHAH :D

[thirteenpizzas]

But what if the intruder was an Asian? You can't stab 'em in the eye...

[HAMMAHU808]

Now you need a new secret escape plan :)

[Matkerzah]

I would hide behind the door. Works everytime :P

[shmaltee]

I have a really long drawn out escape plan, but in reality I'm far too lazy for anything of the sort. It would probably go as follows - *someone breaks into my house * I'm on the internet like the loser I am, and don't hear them. They kill the rest of my family, and then sneak up on me. I finally notice them, wave at them to be quiet because they're interrupting my internet times, and then I die. Hardcore, huh?

[shmaltee]

There is a reason I sleep with a fire poker next to my bed. It's so I don't need an escape plan. When you have a fire poker, you don't need anything else.

[Safiye96]

I had this exact talk with my friends the other day, and they all had all of these Crazy Secret Escape Plans, and when it was my turn.. i was just like, I would Pee! And let me tell you... it works like magic. Though i have never tried it, Yet.

[DigitalAlpine]

Um... if nobody told you, I actually do think your appeal increases with the resolution quality. How weird is that?

[ilovecourtneypants]

im just gonna crawl in a ball and rock back and forth, or pretend t not speak english.

[MissJadealishous]

yes. you knee them with your elbow.

[shanz532]

@MissJadealishous yes you cpy someone else's comment

[fwomano]

If i had a secret escape plan i would end up messing it up my tripping over my shoe laces and ending up unconciouse

[ilikebunniesandbirds]

haha i used to cut my nails halfway so theyre sharp so i could stab ppl with them...

[british1bakura2lover]

You have a violin?

P.S. Ur fish looks lonely

[laoshi930]

I've got a 9 in my nightstand. That is my secret escape plan.

[mandisaysrevenge]

mine is 2 jump... out the window... of my apartment... on the 4th floor...

[rockbutt123]

My secret escape plan is when they come in the door of my room i wouldnt hide under the bed, cuz thats the FIRST place they look so i hide behind the door, then when im in back of them i bust a choke hold and put em to sleep and THEN i tie em up , put em in my basement, (although i dont have a basement), AND THEN, i proceed to do all kinds of sick torture stuff like in the movies, EXCEPT TWISTIER!!! muahahhhaha....heee hee. EL FIN.

[WISTAI]

Just gonna knee them with my elbow..

[A1rhe4d]

it's a not-so-secret plan now that you've told all of us. now if i tried to attack you i would just wear an eyepatch... or sunglasses. yeah, that's probably better plan than the eyepatch (but doesn't look nearly as cool)

[lovelee182]

i do the key thing when i walk alone...lol

[Aesmy]

When walking alone in my neighborhood at night, this is what I do:

I walk with my ipod in my ears not playing music, so potential attackers will be less careful thinking I'm vulnerable, but then I'll hear them because I'M NOT PLAYING MUSIC.

Then I always make sure I can see my shadow in front of me, always. So if someone comes up behind me, I can see their shadow. (This plan is flawed. Just tonight I was walking, and spazzed because two of my shadows from two different ~to be continued~

[Aesmy]

@Aesmy ~continued~ light sources converged. I screamed)

Then, if i can't see my shadow, I find non-suspicious ways to constantly look behind me, like pretending like I'm looking both ways on the street. Even though I'm not like, crossing it or anything. I should make a video of this, because it's a lot funnier when I tell it as a story.

But anyways, then, if anyone is outside, I'll cross the street to avoid being near them at all.

And if someone does attack me, what I'll do is attempt to

[Aesmy]

@Aesmy reason them out of it with my confident yet entirely illogical devil-may-care attitude. In my daydreams I always die, though, and then get in some newspaper "Body of Amanda was found in her neighborhood and 8:30 pm blah blah blah and here's the recording from her 911 call killer never to be found"

And the next day "Turns out Amanda was also raped"

And I'm here as a ghost or whatever being all BITCH I WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER. WHO'S GONNA GET RAPED NOW. YOU. YOU ARE. I'M GONNA

[Aesmy]

@Aesmy FUCKING MIND RAPE YOU BITCH.

And that's my secret escape plan.

[Kaladon87]

I keep a few shurikens, and a sword by my bed.

[xxbitchykimxx]

Well....to put this simple...I'm fucked! My mum has bars on EVERY single window, and a million bolts on the doors, because we live in a bad area! So my escape plan? Scream for my mum! OR, if she ain't here, fuck....I don't know!

[copkilla139]

I always sit with a vase or two and look out the key hole every 5 seconds :]

I know im so hardcore!

[loveISsoOVERRATED1]

superamazingkristy, I ALWAYS HAVE THE SAME FEAR!!!!

[WRXgtrJapan]

I'm gonna knee you in the vagina. With my dick.

[SuddenlyIseepickmeup]

I always think there's a bug on my screen... then I realise it's simply your goldfish swimming around in the tank behind you.

[TheYoghurt42]

Whenever I get freaked out that someone is going to come into my house and kill me I grab the iron because I think it would be good to drop on them while they're coming up the stairs, or I could hit them over the head with it if they tried to attack me. And I could use the cord for long-range attacks.... Yeah you can kind of tell that I'm a little bit crazy and have put a lot of thought into this.

[LittleNikaLika]

Walk around the house with a knife .

[tali0812]

if someone bursts into my room trying to attack me (and i had no time for hiding) i would find the heaviest item (i could carry) and throw it in their face. i would continue hitting stuff until the person was enough knocked out so that i could call the police. nice plan huh

[Ofaliss1]

My escape plan involves pulling out my penis. The attacker(s) will die from laughter.

[funzo24]

@Ofaliss1 Sounds like Natalie's to :D.

[djChives95]

Yes, you knee them. With your elbow.

[Lycam]

@djChives95 you knee them, with your arrow.

sorry, couldn't resist haha.

[spidaminida]

My escape plan involves the vulcan grip.

I know how to do it because I am a massage therapist.

And a vulcan.

[Rachie1200]

i have a fear of the dark too, but not because of a clows. also i have the cealing fear too and a lovely fear of spiders :)

[Gracie2136]

i have a hammer next to my bed, and a knife under my pillow

[KimJeeOn77]

How do you knee someone with your elbow?

[XennaXDemyx]

Mine is more like an attack plan; I have a baseball bat under my bed, next to my desk, pretty much anywhere. You don't really need a plan there, just swing the bat around until it hits the person ^_^

[usernameclayful]

somebodys hand shoots out and grabs me

[ItsKarenDuh]

"youtube bro"

[copkilla139]

whenever im home alone (which im not usually) i also sit down with a vase n look out da keyhole every 5 seconds

yh dats right im am soooooooooooooo hardcore

[MsPizzaslice1112]

My escape plan has nothing to do with... eyeballs.. ? Myn is: A guy comes up to you. Knee 'em in the balls, then grab their head and knee them in the head.

Uhh, unless it's a girl. Then i'm screwed. I WOULD scratch their eyeballs but I don't have nails, soooo.... yah :\

[bluusch]

0:46 "You knee em' here" *elbows behind her*

[xTomarHelado]

I don't have a secret escape plan..i should start planning >.>

[yaoi0lullaby]

I am very paranoid so I have escape plans for most situations... And I keep a weapon under my pillow XD

[PhoebeChanz]

If I'm in my bedroom, my secret escape plan would be to just throw my computer out the window so it breaks and jump from balcony to balcony because they're close enough...

lol jk I'd be too scared to pull that off.

[UmbrageousParasol]

Cast iron pan if i'm in the kitchen...

[UmbrageousParasol]

I would just beat my attacker to a pulp with my bass guitar. It's freakin heavy, man.

[elitepajab1]

why is your shirt sleeve hanging so low? (just a random question?

[elftronic81]

if someone tries to break in my house i play dead, but if they try to steal my boss zefron poster im taking someones eye out

[Ndesire]

I'm always lying in bed and I think "What would I do if a zombie walked in." Then I go through scenarios about what I would grab to kill it or whether or not running away is a better option.... running away is NEVER an option

[sweetwatermelon12]

When i was little i used to always think...What if their was a tiger/bear/shark in my room ? then think of places to hide o_0

[superdonkeyballs]

Btw... you're cute!

[superdonkeyballs]

Step on their foot and put all your weight on it the push them. Make sure that you're still on their foot as they fall! It'll knock them off balance and also break their ankle. It's a plus so they don't chase after you.

[ragecomics123]

I keep a really long stick in my room, by my bed. My brother keeps a metal bat in his room. I know martial arts. So of course, logically, if I am attacked in my house, I will scream like shit and then run out and try to jump out the window, which of course would not break. Then I would huddle on the floor and cry like I'm gonna die and never be able to cry again in the afterlife...yeah..hardcore

[FLABREZU]

Why is there another link to Athene?! What is happening?!

[sanjosesharksfan44]

nat you knee someone with your elbow??

[UnknownDude6]

@RayWilliamJohnson hey can you subscribe to me for no random reason because i subscribed to you? please do! :)

[Vibeleer]

My secret escape plan: "MOOOOOOM!!!"

[ILoveNatTran100]

and wen the video ends, THEN she reaches for the lollie :P, good plan mate :D

[PiratesInFluffyHats]

related videos: 'ANIMAL SEX'....ehhh

[Quinnarixona]

At night when i go to the toilet, I edge myself along the wall until I get to my room so that no murder can sneak up on me. hehehe

[weownedthenight]

i love that book!

[romoboat]

lol i got so scared of a burglar coming to get me once i slept in my cupboard!!!

[chocolatekitten5]

I actually took tai kwon do, but I'd probably be too shocked to remember stuff.

In my mind it would go down like this:

Robber comes in or whatever, I pull some TKD moves, and he ends up on the floor crying. Then I grab my snake and make a rope out of my sheets and climb out the window and call the police while riding a unicorn.

How it would really go:

Scream, attempt to retrieve snake, aim a kick for his nuts but miss, hide in closet.

[amerhea]

before my parents changed our gate, we had these horrible keys that didn't work. I always tell them that if someone was tailing me when I was walking home, I'd probably get raped and killed before I can open the gate and get to safety... (it's a high gate)

[TheOverDramaticOnee]

secret escape plan=stare at the killer holding a voodoo doll and giggling insanely. Person would be so freaked out they'd want to get the fuck out of their as soon as possible :)

[mickmousebuildahouse]

If someone tries to attack me in my bedroom- I would throw my tv at them

Head butt them and then I would scream this is Spartans!!!!!Then I would

Grab my spray and spray it in there face.Then I would pull out my shot gun

and he probably will dough the bullets.I would then pull out my summary sword

And stab him in the throat and he would come back and kill me as a ZOMBIE

[ImBrookeyB]

You know, all of the rapists watch this channel so watta go Nat you just told them al your secret escape plan! D:

[SlowpokeParade]

It goes SURPRISE ATTACK! Beat them up! Take their gun! Shoot them in the leg. Call the police while you keep them at gunpoint.

...

Or crawl out the window.

[MedSchoolNerd]

Al my secret escape plans pretty much using Fire +3...

Let me go grab my robe and wizard hat...

[darkanimegirl945]

My secret escape plan?

Stab them a few times with the knife under my pillow then while they're on the ground in pain I will grab the sword in my closet and proceed to dismember them

:-)

[skylinrg]

i don't. i don't live in some big dangerous city ^^

[skylinrg]

i don't. i don't live in some big dangerous city ^^

[ChloeLubsYouu]

i so do that!! (:

[LOLROFLLOLno]

When I was younger I would always grab my walking stick, thinking I use that like a bat. Or when I was even younger, I always would grab my lil pony thing. You know those horse heads (stuffed toy horse head) on a stick? Yeah.. I was a gangsta with a bad ass horse on a stick

[dankpurpz]

my secret escape plan is as follows

1. roll to side of bed

2. grab 45

3. if they don't run start letting bullets fly

[SergeantNutjob]

and alsoo....

take what i can and RUN

[SergeantNutjob]

this is my secret escape plan:

fart on em and watch community channels videos

[TheOffice2212]

my secret escape plan is, knee in the crotch, poke in the eye, grab my phone, I pod, and laptop, and then run....

[Beaniekid99]

i would grab the first heavy thing on my desk next to my bed and hit them with it repeatedly then run downstairs, get a knife and my phone then run to the fire station (we have one around the corner)

8D

[Yeehaadonkey]

anyonee else see a bong at :31

[gweneveereknightley]

I thought I was weird because I had a secret escape plan but now watching this I realise...I still am weird lol

[DiNKYWiNKYx3]

I've been training myself for my secret escape plan..

Cause my room is the only room that's downstairs that someone sleeps in..

and soo.. i'm a girl so i guess it's more likely that a guy would attack me. Kick his stomach like 10 times, then he'll drop you so you kick his nuts... run upstairs and skip two steps everytime <- (that's what i was training for) Then scream ''OH, HEEELLL NO!'' & then that's when people start running to you. The guy comes, he sees my whole family, he's fucked! :D

[lilymonkey95]

ninja stars hidden in my teddy bear obviuosly..

[tart778]

i sleep with a penknife under my pillow...just incase...

[Angelblackroses]

I sleep with a sword. *Yawns* So no worries. :3

[lilmissdandelions]

its actualy scientificly impossible to sneeze wiht ur eyes open. try it.

[ULTIMATEstupidity1]

my secret escape plan-

show the attacker their mums and mine's texts. yep. thats right.

[kinkysnowinacan]

my secret escape plan: grab the impulse can and spray like ive never sprayed before i usually do it when i hear noises and i dnt know where they came from so i grab my impulse can and sneak around the house like those crime show people do with their guns lol

[EmilyKatt97]

Oh snap, I love Paper Towns!

[mayasplee1]

I keep a bunch of aerosol cans near my bed to spray intruders in the eye..

[xxSexyLilGalxx]

nat face it you probably wish someone would come in your room.. you wouldn't be scared and hide.

[xxSexyLilGalxx]

did anyone else get an add that drew a beard and mustache on nats right boob?

[TinaBabeen89]

omg your just like me !

[flowerpetal97]

If there's someone in the house, i take my very large umbrella stick and run into the run, and if i can, turn on a bunch of lights. lock my door. if he's in the room, I do my martial arts and knee in the crotch or wherever hurts the most, and escape from my window that's close to the ground and scream bloody murder

[lilprincessofhell]

I have a secret hidy hole in my house and 3 escape routes... i have a lot of spare time.... :)

[MusicalFan25]

my secret escape plan actually involves a nose, not an eye... same thing... it think? :)

[herfavoritemartian]

@MusicalFan25 picking their nose? :P

[Luckyxification]

I'm too wuss to stab them in the eye o:

I'd make sure there'll be like a giant red button under my table that i could press and magically drop them into my conveniently present dungeon of alligators .o.

haha

[99h19]

I'll marry ur booooooooooobs

[sabresforeverful]

yes i do look around the room to see where i would hide!! i never choose the closet though because they're prob hiding in there. which leaves under the covers................

[vinhhuy1]

by mistake one of myguy friends was walking behind me and then he suddenly talked in a really loud voice which scared me so i elbowed his stomach...sorry :P

[groovygirl1998]

@Rexus64 love



[solutor102]

Is it only me, or does everyone love it when she wears that shirt?

[JORDANMULANLONG]

I HAVE A SECRET ESCAPE PLAN.

[xMewWinx96x]

The Eyes are the Groin of the Head.

[gracieash14]

i had the "evil hand from under the bed" phobia when i slept on the top bunk. my sister was on the bottom. evillll.

[DemetriIsMe]

braaaa! hahaha lol

[juliag218]

One time I was home alone and I thought someone broke in so I locked myself in the bathroom and pointed an open safety pin at the door for two hours... that's right I'm hardcore

[XxfaithfulmagicxX]

see those keys in your hands? well my plan would be to whip them in the face with the key cos that shit hurts

[teknotrance558]

@XxfaithfulmagicxX Dude, I was going to comment with the same secret escape plan!

[luckygoose0420]

secret escape plan im a marine i win i dont need an escape plan

[KardashianVideos]

@47wma if you don`t like what you`re seeing. don`t watch.

[FluroUnderwear]

I don't really think about it. If I hear a noise, I automatically jump to the conclusion that a demon is going to possess me, a vampire is going to kill me, or a ghost is going to appear in front of me and scare the shit out of me. I never think logically.

[erinsteffens]

I'd pull a gun on them.......pretty simple.

[DiNKYWiNKYx3]

Once i thought i was home alone but my brother was home too. & he was right behind and me and said ''WHERE'S YOUR MONEY?'' And i just freaked out and turned around and slapped him.

I never knew i had that in me. o.o

[erinsteffens]

@DiNKYWiNKYx3

LOL YOU ROCK GIRL!!! He's okay though, right?

[47wma]

Why is she advertising herself? Trying to look sexy while boring one to death with some crap stories was enough to stop this video half way while refusing seeing the rest.

[83dannyphantom]

I am actually trained in Kung Fu, student level though

[XxbubblegumxX1]

Lol, I have a friend who is scared of buttons. Regular buttons, they make her feel sick.

[HiraA1000]

ya i spit lactic acid into their eye in my secret escape plan

[andre13910]

SHES SO SEXY HAHA.

[LambShanksDookie]

@Chojifan96 u hav shmall penis

[luvmeh8meh]

I have slept with a bat under my pillow since i was 9. I have it next to me

[TheCheetahwings]

I would scream, run around the room waving my hands wildly in the air screaming louder and louder untill he leaves.... I AM BADASS

[bluepanda1009]

wait so is this all one girl??

[iluvnoooodles]

0:45 yes nat because that is your knee

[Cookiemonster8898]

i do the key thing when i'm walking and some dude comes up beside me lol

[FredFreek678]

I remember when this first came out....

[koolaidman]

how do u knee someone with your elbow???????

[erinsteffens]

I'm proud to admit that I'm youtube trained! :D sssentertainment people sssentertainment.

[somedaysdreamer]

Blaah OMG YES I had one of those back in Illinois! My plan was if someone break into my house I"d run upstairs lock the first door so they'd think I was in there but go into the next room, then lock it as well, then opened the window, take out the screen, then crawl out onto the roof, then shut the window, then sit above the garage...and maybe try and jump off the roof...maybe.

[somedaysdreamer]

@somedaysdreamer Oh also on that note, when I moved to Arizona I was pretty sad cuz I didn't have an escape plan and for some reason was paranoid someone would break into my house. I actually had a crazy dream of a psycho killer running around breaking into my house and using my phone as I called 911....yeaaaah *cough* I still don't have one but that is what I got 5 dogs for

[emelynlouise]

well seeing as we can't get pepper spary in australia (lame) i always figure i can use the can a deodorant in my handbag as a substitute.

[Ex3B]

My secret escape plan involves a 12 gauge... and no escape for the attacker.

[Saltarian]

Holy shit i can't believe she pulled out the "key knife". I keep my keys like that in my hand (in my pocket) prettymuch whenever i'm out'n about, just incase some shit pops off. Wow....that doesn't sound paranoid at all....

[demonwings1031]

I rigged my sneakers so that when I stomp really really hard a knife comes out of the tip, so if I want to kick someone... hehehehehehehe...

[chrisisviolent]

.......can we get married?

[ebemk]

peeper towns hey? and your friend plans to knee someone with her elbow??

[monkeysister99]

my plan is step on their foot knee them in their (insert private part) slap them say "JERK!!!" and run the f**k away!

[kathyprr]

I have a plan if someone ever tries to attack me or follow me. I am just going run towards them now. screw the I'm going run for my life crap, I'll just run at them. It'll probably trip them out so much you may still get away.

[XxAwesomeKittyxX]

If someone tries to attack me in my bedroom- throw my alarm clock at them, if it's a guy kick him in the nuts, do a warrior scream, run down stairs, to the kitchen, grab the very big bread knife, into the garden, over the fence, and then run screaming to god knows where.

Yeah...I'm hardcore. xD

[t260y]

@XxAwesomeKittyxX everybody is gonna think you're killer running down the street with a knife like that, lol

[HSSLova]

@XxAwesomeKittyxX OMG... this is awesome.. that's like my secret escape plan :D

[XxAwesomeKittyxX]

@HSSLova TWIN! xD

[2angrykids]

i hide in the bin, practised it and everything ;)

[whitelion97]

HOW DID YOU KNOW. o_O

[pixiedustingu]

im so scared of people "comin to get me" that i cant stay by myself unless there are dogs around... cause you know they will bark or whatever. i literally walk around the house with like a chefs knife if i hear something in my home... lmao its terrible. im 18... yea... im a baby hahaha

[TheHeartbreaker7645]

My escape plan involves an assault rifle and a chocolate bar. Dont ask

[DarkMika1]

i carry a knife with me when Im walking in the dark lol

[StarsOfHeaven07]

my secret escape plan involves my sharpest scissors (hair scissors)....,.but i don't know why it wouldn't involve a knife instead...........

[ouranlovers097]

i am trained in karate

[Charlottemae64]

also im STILL waiting for the magic eraser demonstration....

[Charlottemae64]

I remember when i was like 5 and i had my first sleepover, i made my friend sleep in the bed that i thought a murderer would see first if he opened the door...and we had a big argument about it and then werent friends anymore.. and i remember this 15 years later.. I'm a good friend

[3Ppaatt]

My escape plan is hiding when my girlfriend's mom comes into her bedroom.

Also: porno slash comment time?

[NorweganWood]

I couldn't possibly say, but it involves a bowl on nachos, a rubber chicken, six blond mice and some ninja moves i don't posess.

[TweetySkywalker]

my secret escape plan is just to act crazy...

[xMewWinx96x]

my secret escape plan is to grab a cell phone, run in the bathroom and call 911