Dane Cook Live - Grand Theft Auto

[lazyasbyatch]

I think hes new haircut is weird.

[TheGr8RykER]

@biggiedickson Anyone that doesnt respect peoples oppinons is a pussy bitch like you.

[scenegirlrawr97]

i do the same XD

[AceAttorneyGod]

this happened on my birthday. :D Dane Cook...you will always be an awesome comedian.

[RoyalDog214]

"Hahaha... it's funny because it's true" - Fat Tony

[saintofallsaints1]

*guy hides behind dumpster*..."hey guys we've been looking for 35 seconds,call the force off"



[AFriendOfAxel]

i kinda miss his exited fast walking around feel to his show :/

all that he says is still funny... but i wan't the upbeat dane back

[TheSolidMidget1993]

The dislikes are from Cops & Hookers

[YOMUDAWUZHERE]

ahhh.. grand theft auto three-hooker-walk..

[hanseykemmerer]

All I hear are girls laughing......

[COORSFAN420aight]

Wow...Reading all these post's reminds me of how RE-TARD-ED Dane cook fans are...Don't get me wrong the guy does make me laugh, though regurgitating his bit on GTA and spending time talking about it....Pretty Brain Dead! Though I guess I am also a Tard for taking the time to tell you other TARDS that you are TARDS!



[1995yuda]

@COORSFAN420aight HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?

i mean really,tell me how much?exectly?

like,thinking that you have confidence stupid?or like way worse,like thinking that your opinion matter's stupid?

you dont have to answer in words,you can PM me an aswer using smileys,like:

=) for yes,i am a huge asshole

or

=) yes i'm that stupid

again,no words,we heard enough of your wisdom...

[WeezyFDazzy]

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[122Mega]

XD i steal the cop cars and shoot the cops its funny how they chase u X3 

[CrazyNinjaTurtleGirl]

@CGFDXplorer Hahah. Thanks, I'll just post the story on your channel ;) If you play how my brother does, then you'll see how fun and funny it is. :)

[CrazyNinjaTurtleGirl]

My brother plays Grand Theft Auto. If the hooker ignores him.......,.he shoots them. He will also blows up all the cars he steals. I loved watching my bro get chased by the cops and they will shoot him.

Me: That's what you get for shooting the po po.

Brother: Shut up.........

[CGFDXplorer]

@CrazyNinjaTurtleGirl Cool story bro. Please. I will marry you, if you just tell that story one more time. I have a story for you. This one time.. I got shot in the knee, with an arrow, and survived.

[TeddieWuv]

@66ohmy88 me 2 XD

[66ohmy88]

i do the same thing.. when i play grad theft auto i get in my car and run ppl over and steal there flaoting money.. i thought i was the only one

[Wasabisoul]

Lmao get the tank on grand theft auto and just run people over. Sick but hilarious. Then you steal some other car to get away XD

[scoobydoonewlon]

@Wasabisoul your in a tank you dont need to get away

[emogirl0329]

Danes hot as FUCK -3

[TheJmlane511]

thats what i thought gta was all about



[487Cindy]

I MISS HIS HAIR!!!! HE LOOKED SOO HOT WITH HIS HAIR!! I MISS IT!!!! :(

[TexasRable]

@KennethOmG101 read the first phrase and was like "ok!"

[ScourgeIsAPsychoCat]

Kennethomg shut up dick.

[JudgementalJosh]

xD ME TOO! I never do the boring missions, just kill people and go on car chases!

[weownbullard5]

haha i do that too!!! i hate the missions theyre too long i just kill people i know that sounds wrong haha

[animelover5076]

@weownbullard5 lol same! i spend the game running people over while they are sunbathing on the beach lol it sounds cruel and i would never do it in real life but on the game its fun XD

[savingcourtney]

GTA = life

[khazal12]

Once I had such a dry spell, even the girls in my dreams rejected me. I'm not even kidding. I didn't have the confidence to pick up the girls that I had made up in my sleep. So yeah Dane, I win the how-low-did-you-get contest :P

[MrAnomaly44]

dude i can barely him

[rabadooda]

@MrAnomaly44 i can barely him either

[cadaversplodey]

I love his hooker walk. xD

[Fr3k3]

He hasn't aged well.

[Darkstarpixel]

He looks way older.

[gogators432]

incredible picture and great audio!

[SimonIsak1]

WOW its HD in 360 =)

[MsSamara13]

this is a beautiful video, awesome job!!!

[Deathbuddy9]

Two People don't like Dane Cook or Grand Theft Auto or floating stacks of money, LITERALLY! I know those 2 people. Those guys hate those three things, especially floating money. They think it's "unnatural".

[JustinMovalli20]

Kill all the hookers!

[santoys98]

I pick the hookers up then fataly crash my car but ii like survive and she dies lol

then go to run over the cops with a firetruck spray ppl until the fall over with the hose yeaaaaaaah gta is fun lol

[weststreetbikes]

its too clear! I dont like it!!! lollll

[Glen67z]

he got buff

[cutie09sofine1]

he looks wierd with his hair like that ...still awesome tho

[NellieForbush]

He needs to grow out his hair again

[BCete]

@NellieForbush what?! he cut that awsome "IM DANE COOK" hair. I agree he looks old

[musicaladdiction420]

LMFAO!!!! I'm a big Grand Theft Auto fan too..

[Kiyome01]

thats what i do! 

[DestroyraX17]

this was recorded WTF i though it was a live segment

[magz0me]

wow perfect quality! that amazing :O and he is a true genus,amazing -u-

[HanakoFujita]

LOL! Every time i play GTR i always kill the hookers too! XD

[keenynman34]

LMFAO my cousin went to go see this show this is his comment V right below lmfao this is so true to!!

[STRAYNIGHTMARE]

Lol this was an awsome show I coudnt stop laughing forthe ride home

[ShavanaSalas]

GOD HE LOOKS SO SEXY IN THIS!!!!

[MediumRare103]

@ShavanaSalas shocked

[BriannaLynnART]

wow this picture is great! what camera did you use??

[suburbia116]

@BriannaLynnART I had a Sony HX1 !

[2friggnanoyed]

@suburbia116 also great audio for live recording

[TheSolidMidget1993]

@suburbia116 SONY FTW!!!!!

[chainsawkitty1]

nice

[lasnieves32]

i saw him last night and he did this bit!

he"s hilarious and very AWESOME!

[mistell5]

@lasnieves32 hey you used a " for before the s but its '

[kneenomaximus]

lol