When those circus clowns come up to me slapping those useless cards on their hands and stick it in my face, I take it, glance at it, then slap them in the face with it until they get the hint and leave the area altogether! Then they take an arrow in the knee...
man, what a pumped up egotistical fucknut, he looks like a cunt and dances like a jerky thunderbird doll on mdma. The piece of paper said " fuck off home you technovagina p.t.o. and put away the man boobs, the kids are getting confused as to why the woman has a beard."
1:30 - This week's fan mail is from one of our viewers in Germany. It says: "ooomgggz technovking i luv u sooooo much. plzzzz plz plz do the pec dance! for meeeeee!"
hi can you check out my ruff but all Original songs , can you subscribe to us thanks , we are just starting out and really need some help thanks pleas check out more of are songs and pleas subscribe WE WONT MORE ORIGINAL MUSIC GIVE ME THUMBS UP SO OTHER CAN SEE
I wonder how many women are masturbating right now while watching this video... Just wondering I'm a hetero male and this guy makes me somehow, JEALOUS!!!
@24meatballs haha, kick ass. At 1st I thought you were talkin about the blue haired dude at the beginning cuz I read your comment right when it started playing...lol how far from the case that was.
(incert skyrim reference here)
SkuxDefux 1 day ago
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SkuxDefux 1 day ago
The Swedish version of Chuck Norris.
matascibirka 2 days ago
awesome^^
TaktischeNudel 1 week ago
nice
MegaEXisTenZ 2 weeks ago
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MrInternettoughguy66 2 weeks ago
no kiddin. that is Beowulf...
phoenix220911 3 weeks ago
Nord: Rythm lvl 100
TheRedempter 3 weeks ago 9
he is wearing the amulet of mara, he wants to get married. awwwwww
JAMamation 1 month ago
FUS-ROH-TECHNOOO!
JAMamation 1 month ago
Id vote for Feindflug Hmmm.
sanddrill77 1 month ago
Wenn der so weiter macht Klatch ich ihn weg !!!
TheSelfmade88 1 month ago
@TheSelfmade88 red weiter du internetspast
ardotschgi1 3 weeks ago
this RULES!!! :)
bizchazlien 1 month ago
That's a true Norwegian!!!:D
Andyboi45 1 month ago
@Andyboi45 or dane...
duskedennis 1 week ago
@duskedennis Danish??
Andyboi45 1 week ago
@Andyboi45 no this happened in germany, in the lovefest
MHJforPrussia 4 days ago
@Andyboi45 sorry no lovefest or fuckfest i cant remember which of the two
MHJforPrussia 4 days ago
0.22 you will all bow down to my behemoth dick!
heyheyscotty 1 month ago
Hulk Hogan is back!
devitalize 1 month ago
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gamersChan 1 month ago
This video started my journey through the industrial music :)
Pijus1991 1 month ago
his breast muscles are dancing too.
Thefullbeard 1 month ago
in germany, we do this all the time. you know, putting a viking in front of a parade and marching to industrial/hardcore sounds.
krisschneider 1 month ago 3
Techno Viking: Techno or gtfo
sladikk 1 month ago
fckin Thor in 2011.
XD
OverDoseR187 1 month ago
He is the only person in the world who will never take an arrow in the knee.
mesquitadrox 1 month ago
his boobs are the best part hahaha
tijanablossom 1 month ago
lol what a fail olaf equip he gots
julcomelitee 1 month ago
he's a Skinhead :)
ricardotorress43 1 month ago
you' re very stupid, are you a robot or monkey
yvan1340 1 month ago in playlist Viking
@yvan1340 take it easy man XD
ricardotorress43 1 month ago
That's the dance I do when the bard plays the drum in whiterun!
Kinjoson 1 month ago
The Dragonborn.
Neihfleim 1 month ago 21
0:28 the pre getting down death stare of the century!
bojanks15 1 month ago
When those circus clowns come up to me slapping those useless cards on their hands and stick it in my face, I take it, glance at it, then slap them in the face with it until they get the hint and leave the area altogether! Then they take an arrow in the knee...
TribalSasquatch 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
I use to dance like this, then I took an arrow in the knee
RangerDanger84 1 month ago
That's some powerful Mead with Juniper berries!
TribalSasquatch 1 month ago
Technoviking drops the paper to the floor, that sucks :/
weleputas 1 month ago
its dave off of dual survival!
kingofskate08 1 month ago
Fuck the original, we have Feindflug!
NOONE2222 1 month ago
Look, he's wearing a red, and a blue sock. Isn't that freaking awesome?!
CheytacZzHD 1 month ago
this video is fucking weird, yet this is the 50 time I watch it!
jhodess 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Badass.
Kretonable 1 month ago
Average Stormcloak
zeldera 1 month ago 2
FAKE es gibt garkeine Vikinger
KleinEngland 1 month ago
chuck norris's slave
Zumerock 1 month ago
Now that's a posse! Excellent call on the music too.
BaronRogoff1 1 month ago
lol what a crowd
geppegep 1 month ago
ich dachte hier schlagen sich welche ))
IIgreenEyes 1 month ago
nothing is true, everything is permitted. he is techno viking!
strutzulescu 1 month ago
Darth Norris Loves Techno Viking! All you people are his BITCH!
DarthNorrisComic 1 month ago
He is Dragon Born!
darrouken 1 month ago
@darrouken He is DOVAKHIIN!
;-)
bellator11 1 month ago
i used to dance like that...... but then someone showed be a video of me doing it...
Nayteske 1 month ago
i used to dance like that...... but then i took an arrow to the knee.
snowman9five 1 month ago
@snowman9five lame, i saw that on the other skyrim video as the top comment.. except it was 2 days ago...
Nayteske 1 month ago
I used to party like that. But then I took an arrow in the foot.
morespamforya 1 month ago
man, what a pumped up egotistical fucknut, he looks like a cunt and dances like a jerky thunderbird doll on mdma. The piece of paper said " fuck off home you technovagina p.t.o. and put away the man boobs, the kids are getting confused as to why the woman has a beard."
mrisor892 1 month ago
0:33
"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA"
v1kt0r159 1 month ago
this is the forest gump of the techno world
remshot1998 2 months ago
0:33 "I will destroy you"
PvPvEHunter 2 months ago
WOW Thor is alive
misterhookable 2 months ago
fuckwit
maxhuty 2 months ago
GOD!
strutzulescu 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Mann man is schon hart
2124685 2 months ago in playlist techno viking
Cock sucker
releasethecrease 2 months ago
Offer of water pleases Technoviking, offer of free photocopies make him rain down the dance
twilightsunset 2 months ago
eigentlich ein Wunder das der mit der Kamera noch lebt :D
metalhad101 2 months ago
Press 4 for epic move.
BlueShoeSx 2 months ago
richtiger Zigeuner
GidiSwag 2 months ago
Wer dem am Bart zieht und lebend davon kommt....RESPEKT! :D
ZickZackBooom 2 months ago
lach, irgendwie geil
aka99 2 months ago
press 3.
telanto05 2 months ago
his nipples are hypnotizing 0.o
TK4240 2 months ago
what is the name of this song?
m1r2ms4 2 months ago
@m1r2ms4
Feindflug- Stukas
DrJuwelier 2 months ago
@DrJuwelier Danke
m1r2ms4 2 months ago
1:30 - This week's fan mail is from one of our viewers in Germany. It says: "ooomgggz technovking i luv u sooooo much. plzzzz plz plz do the pec dance! for meeeeee!"
Dincorta 2 months ago
Dovahkiin says: FUS RO DAH!
Renox245 2 months ago
There's one they fear ... In their tongue he is Duvakhin - TECHNOBORN!
matejdurosi123 2 months ago 5
But, there's one they fear... ... in their tongue he is Techno Viking DRAGONBORN!
crowarc 2 months ago
Meanwhile in Skyrim.
RealLife1WTF 2 months ago 97
@RealLife1WTF Meanwhile in league of legends... Where the fuck is Olaf? LOL
Atheist269 1 month ago
Nobody messes with the NORDS!
FUS ROH DAH!
BrutalValor 2 months ago
Techno Jarl?
Then who among them are his Thane?
Can I have position?
Pankulives 2 months ago 2
@Pankulives I will gladly be his Housecarl.
nekotripp 2 months ago 2
Jiggle.
FylMarite 2 months ago
It's the Techno Jarl
statix108 2 months ago 33
haha germany.
so awesome.
TheRhodan 2 months ago
@TheRhodan Germany? I thought this was in Scandinavia where all the vikings are.
TravasaurusRex89 2 months ago
Beowulf's got moves!
ForgottenEmoSecret 2 months ago
STEPHANIE FROM LAZY TOWN!
indoom666 2 months ago 3
1:47 'please, no autographs today' LMFAO
mattjamco 2 months ago
1:47 'please, no autographs today' LMFAO
mattjamco 2 months ago
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APEXchannel1 2 months ago
Yeah, but does he pillage and rape? c",)
lesingleby 2 months ago
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this is what happens when you divide by zero...
Lightbutters6 2 months ago
Nordic men are fucking hot.
VanOostjien 2 months ago 4
that water was the same water they used in space jam
jopayman 2 months ago
it's not just dancing. technoviking is dancing for creating new universes.
ziegenpeter81 2 months ago
1:02 lol
lurchipoo 2 months ago in playlist Liked
The perfection of cool dance!
888Xyno 2 months ago
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lurchipoo 3 months ago
like a bwass
alexandersunivers91 3 months ago
OMG!!!
KatjaRoachh 3 months ago
fuck america! im moving to this place!
FandangoMyMango 3 months ago 6
paok
princakos24 3 months ago
paok
princakos24 3 months ago
give him cocaine
TITOZISKITO 3 months ago
even his pecs dance. what a beast!
heyheyscotty 3 months ago in playlist heyheyscotty's favorites
I just died from the awesomeness.
cryenvy 3 months ago
I wonder how many women are masturbating right now while watching this video... Just wondering I'm a hetero male and this guy makes me somehow, JEALOUS!!!
AgimA74 3 months ago
he doesn't move with the crowd, crowd moves with him.
ColdmirrorFan01 3 months ago
it is like everyone around him is his bitch
24meatballs 3 months ago 114
@24meatballs .. uhm .. yeah ... but they ARE!!!
carljohansvamp 2 months ago
@24meatballs haha, kick ass. At 1st I thought you were talkin about the blue haired dude at the beginning cuz I read your comment right when it started playing...lol how far from the case that was.
Ac1DGoD 2 months ago
Anatrixiasa fouskote
teOskullface 3 months ago
LOL SO FUNNY YOU CAN SEE HIM SLOWLY LITTER THAT PAPER FROM 1:41-1:59
bmob01 3 months ago
LOL this is the funniest shit i've seen!!!! Love them crazy Germans!!! LOL
yazzytours 3 months ago
how he is going wild by drinkin water... damn i want this elixier
44328FIRE 3 months ago
How perfect that he has people to bring him snacks.
TheCaptainFusion 3 months ago
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Maljanus 3 months ago
Gibt es ein Lebenszeichen von Technoviking ? XD
LemonLemon6 3 months ago
When there are no villages to rape and pillage....you dance to techno music.
lotharrtheterrible 3 months ago 4
shit just got real again.....
Jas2davir 3 months ago
Nice tune.. My grandfather would turn in his grave.
lakanman 3 months ago
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C'est la réincarnation de Beowulf! Fan!
lvfrancais 4 months ago
C'est la réincarnation de Beowulf! Fan!
lvfrancais 4 months ago
He looks like Beowolf, yeah
toilakedensau 4 months ago 45
I like this haha goes with the beat :D
janmendivil9 4 months ago
Oh My God! It's...It's...DRAGONBORN IN REAL LIFE!!!
MrBerserker80 4 months ago 3
Viking Tectoniks..............ya baby!!!!!!!!
UberTranceK 4 months ago
ma ruchy :D
THEUSIEK1 4 months ago
chuck norris got nothing on this guy lol
MetalDark009 4 months ago
who would win in a dance off, this guy or chuck norris?
TrackStar828 4 months ago 2
this is the greatest anthropological treasure of the future.
atrofalo 4 months ago
1:55 Technoviking litters.
OneADayFoody 4 months ago
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Holland ! We love you !
Beattles40 4 months ago
He doesn't move with the crowd, the crowd moves with him.
ColdmirrorFan01 4 months ago 2
lol, people keep handing shit to him and making him stop dancing.
AwesomeMusicNBlckOps 4 months ago
Where's this?
FelixWTFProduction 4 months ago
@FelixWTFProduction Fuckparade in Berlin. Great Event!
888Xyno 4 months ago
@888Xyno Verdammt, so weit weg -.- Warum nicht Hamburg? xD
FelixWTFProduction 4 months ago
@FelixWTFProduction Reise jedes Jahr von Köln nach Berlin für die Fuckparade ;)
888Xyno 4 months ago
@888Xyno Du bist auch nicht 15 :D
FelixWTFProduction 4 months ago
don't do fast moves, if there's technoviking. He could cut your life quickly.
AllioneEtR 4 months ago
fuck yes
DjGn0m3 4 months ago
Im not understanding Foreign cultures..
NerdyZach 4 months ago
TechnoViking IS GOD!!!!!
StScadoosh 4 months ago
look at those titties jiggle
mosnotdef1 4 months ago
please tell me I can buy a techno viking t-shirt
freeflyhill 4 months ago
wish i looked this badass
roas2 4 months ago
his 6pack is fucked up
italy632 4 months ago
@italy632 at least he has an awesom six pack
mosnotdef1 4 months ago
Techno Viking puts on some good moves !
oberstarzt 4 months ago
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oh my god there is swag everywhere!
FcMo1989 4 months ago
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FcMo1989 4 months ago
i dont get it ... why does this guy start daning in the street ... and why is everyone following him?
baneblade1995 4 months ago
meanwhile in germany....
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USGiorgi 4 months ago
...and the music dance to techno Viking!!!
deik2000 4 months ago
Who in their right mind would turn the camera away from TechnoViking!!??
danteasdale 4 months ago
London Riots?
jakassjunior123 4 months ago
was ein scheiß....
MissZaidya 4 months ago
Technoviking is my hero.
SlavicFront88 4 months ago
technoviking straight into wwe hall of fame^^
AcielLeviathan666 5 months ago
der typ...die mucke...irre!
raschid666 5 months ago
Wow... music REALLY dances to Technoviking !
Wetcorps 5 months ago 54
@Wetcorps You're not clever.
darkshado223 4 months ago
the techno viking looks like the guy from the mercs game forgot his name
MrVagineer 5 months ago
What a ridiculous individual!!!
ayoyotle 5 months ago
TECHNO VIKING IS BROLAF!
Keldorn87 5 months ago
Techno viking is the only man that can actually kill Chuck norris
JordanianPride80 5 months ago 52
@JordanianPride80 lol
RdonZOME 3 months ago
@JordanianPride80 Chuck Norris is unkillable!
RobotJoao 3 months ago
@RobotJoao Not if you are a Techno Viking.
and999dk 3 months ago
@RobotJoao unless bruce lee fucks with im ;)
TobiCollab 3 months ago
@RobotJoao chuck norris was forged from the dirt under technovikings shoes
AusKNightmare 3 months ago
@JordanianPride80 just by pointing at him
IPilotheHATREDCopter 3 months ago
@JordanianPride80 nope , it's his son ...
RDKinator 3 months ago
@JordanianPride80 Because he's chuck norris when he shave his hair :D
TheWolfsHD 3 months ago