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  • (incert skyrim reference here)

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  • The Swedish version of Chuck Norris.

  • awesome^^

  • nice 

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  • no kiddin. that is Beowulf...

  • Nord: Rythm lvl 100

  • he is wearing the amulet of mara, he wants to get married. awwwwww

  • FUS-ROH-TECHNOOO!

  • Id vote for Feindflug Hmmm.

  • Wenn der so weiter macht Klatch ich ihn weg !!!

  • @TheSelfmade88 red weiter du internetspast

  • this RULES!!! :)

  • That's a true Norwegian!!!:D

  • @Andyboi45 or dane...

  • @duskedennis Danish??

  • @Andyboi45 no this happened in germany, in the lovefest

  • @Andyboi45 sorry no lovefest or fuckfest i cant remember which of the two

  • 0.22 you will all bow down to my behemoth dick!

  • Hulk Hogan is back!

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  • This video started my journey through the industrial music :)

  • his breast muscles are dancing too.

  • in germany, we do this all the time. you know, putting a viking in front of a parade and marching to industrial/hardcore sounds.

  • Techno Viking: Techno or gtfo

  • fckin Thor in 2011.

    XD

  • He is the only person in the world who will never take an arrow in the knee.

  • his boobs are the best part hahaha

  • lol what a fail olaf equip he gots

  • he's a Skinhead :)

  • you' re very stupid, are you a robot or monkey

  • @yvan1340 take it easy man XD

  • That's the dance I do when the bard plays the drum in whiterun!

  • The Dragonborn.

  • 0:28 the pre getting down death stare of the century!

  • When those circus clowns come up to me slapping those useless cards on their hands and stick it in my face, I take it, glance at it, then slap them in the face with it until they get the hint and leave the area altogether! Then they take an arrow in the knee...

  • I use to dance like this, then I took an arrow in the knee

  • That's some powerful Mead with Juniper berries!

  • Technoviking drops the paper to the floor, that sucks :/

  • its dave off of dual survival!

  • Fuck the original, we have Feindflug!

  • Look, he's wearing a red, and a blue sock. Isn't that freaking awesome?!

  • this video is fucking weird, yet this is the 50 time I watch it!

  • Badass.

  • Average Stormcloak

  • FAKE es gibt garkeine Vikinger

  • chuck norris's slave

  • Now that's a posse! Excellent call on the music too.

  • lol what a crowd

  • ich dachte hier schlagen sich welche ))

  • nothing is true, everything is permitted. he is techno viking!

  • Darth Norris Loves Techno Viking! All you people are his BITCH!

  • He is Dragon Born!

  • @darrouken He is DOVAKHIIN!

    ;-)

  • i used to dance like that...... but then someone showed be a video of me doing it...

  • i used to dance like that...... but then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • @snowman9five lame, i saw that on the other skyrim video as the top comment.. except it was 2 days ago...

  • I used to party like that. But then I took an arrow in the foot.

  • man, what a pumped up egotistical fucknut, he looks like a cunt and dances like a jerky thunderbird doll on mdma. The piece of paper said " fuck off home you technovagina p.t.o. and put away the man boobs, the kids are getting confused as to why the woman has a beard."

  • 0:33

    "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA"

  • this is the forest gump of the techno world

  • 0:33 "I will destroy you"

  • WOW Thor is alive 

  • fuckwit

    

  • GOD!

  • Mann man is schon hart

  • Cock sucker

  • Offer of water pleases Technoviking, offer of free photocopies make him rain down the dance

  • eigentlich ein Wunder das der mit der Kamera noch lebt :D

  • Press 4 for epic move.

  • richtiger Zigeuner

  • Wer dem am Bart zieht und lebend davon kommt....RESPEKT! :D

  • lach, irgendwie geil

  • press 3.

  • his nipples are hypnotizing 0.o

  • what is the name of this song?

  • @m1r2ms4

    Feindflug- Stukas

  • @DrJuwelier Danke

  • 1:30 - This week's fan mail is from one of our viewers in Germany. It says: "ooomgggz technovking i luv u sooooo much. plzzzz plz plz do the pec dance! for meeeeee!"

  • Dovahkiin says: FUS RO DAH!

  • There's one they fear ... In their tongue he is Duvakhin - TECHNOBORN!

  • But, there's one they fear... ... in their tongue he is Techno Viking DRAGONBORN!

  • Meanwhile in Skyrim.

  • @RealLife1WTF Meanwhile in league of legends... Where the fuck is Olaf? LOL

  • Nobody messes with the NORDS!

    FUS ROH DAH!

  • Techno Jarl?

    Then who among them are his Thane?

    Can I have position?

  • @Pankulives I will gladly be his Housecarl.

  • Jiggle.

  • It's the Techno Jarl

  • haha germany.

    so awesome.

  • @TheRhodan Germany? I thought this was in Scandinavia where all the vikings are.

  • Beowulf's got moves!

  • STEPHANIE FROM LAZY TOWN!

  • 1:47 'please, no autographs today' LMFAO

  • 1:47 'please, no autographs today' LMFAO

  • Yeah, but does he pillage and rape? c",)

  • Nordic men are fucking hot.

  • that water was the same water they used in space jam

  • it's not just dancing. technoviking is dancing for creating new universes.

  • 1:02  lol

  • The perfection of cool dance!

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  • like a bwass

  • OMG!!!

  • fuck america! im moving to this place!

    

  • paok

  • paok

    

  • give him cocaine 

  • even his pecs dance. what a beast!

  • I just died from the awesomeness.

  • I wonder how many women are masturbating right now while watching this video... Just wondering I'm a hetero male and this guy makes me somehow, JEALOUS!!!

  • he doesn't move with the crowd, crowd moves with him.

  • it is like everyone around him is his bitch

  • @24meatballs .. uhm .. yeah ... but they ARE!!!

  • @24meatballs haha, kick ass. At 1st I thought you were talkin about the blue haired dude at the beginning cuz I read your comment right when it started playing...lol how far from the case that was.

  • Anatrixiasa fouskote

  • LOL SO FUNNY YOU CAN SEE HIM SLOWLY LITTER THAT PAPER FROM 1:41-1:59

  • LOL this is the funniest shit i've seen!!!! Love them crazy Germans!!! LOL

  • how he is going wild by drinkin water... damn i want this elixier

  • How perfect that he has people to bring him snacks.

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  • Gibt es ein Lebenszeichen von Technoviking ? XD

  • When there are no villages to rape and pillage....you dance to techno music.

  • shit just got real again.....

  • Nice tune.. My grandfather would turn in his grave.

  • C'est la réincarnation de Beowulf! Fan!

  • He looks like Beowolf, yeah

  • I like this haha goes with the beat :D

  • Oh My God! It's...It's...DRAGONBORN IN REAL LIFE!!!

  • Viking Tectoniks..............ya baby!!!!!!!!

  • ma ruchy :D

  • chuck norris got nothing on this guy lol

  • who would win in a dance off, this guy or chuck norris?

  • this is the greatest anthropological treasure of the future.

  • 1:55 Technoviking litters.

  • He doesn't move with the crowd, the crowd moves with him.

  • lol, people keep handing shit to him and making him stop dancing.

  • Where's this? 

  • @FelixWTFProduction Fuckparade in Berlin. Great Event!

  • @888Xyno Verdammt, so weit weg -.- Warum nicht Hamburg? xD

  • @FelixWTFProduction Reise jedes Jahr von Köln nach Berlin für die Fuckparade ;)

  • @888Xyno Du bist auch nicht 15 :D

  • don't do fast moves, if there's technoviking. He could cut your life quickly.

  • fuck yes

  • Im not understanding Foreign cultures..

  • TechnoViking IS GOD!!!!!

  • look at those titties jiggle

  • please tell me I can buy a techno viking t-shirt

  • wish i looked this badass

  • his 6pack is fucked up

  • @italy632 at least he has an awesom six pack

  • Techno Viking puts on some good moves !

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  • i dont get it ... why does this guy start daning in the street ... and why is everyone following him?

  • meanwhile in germany....

  • ...and the music dance to techno Viking!!!

  • Who in their right mind would turn the camera away from TechnoViking!!??

  • London Riots?

  • was ein scheiß....

  • Technoviking is my hero.

  • technoviking straight into wwe hall of fame^^

  • der typ...die mucke...irre!

  • Wow... music REALLY dances to Technoviking !

  • @Wetcorps You're not clever.

  • the techno viking looks like the guy from the mercs game forgot his name

  • What a ridiculous individual!!!

  • TECHNO VIKING IS BROLAF!

  • Techno viking is the only man that can actually kill Chuck norris

  • @JordanianPride80 Chuck Norris is unkillable!

  • @RobotJoao Not if you are a Techno Viking.

  • @RobotJoao unless bruce lee fucks with im ;)

  • @RobotJoao chuck norris was forged from the dirt under technovikings shoes

  • @JordanianPride80 just by pointing at him

  • @JordanianPride80 nope , it's his son ...

  • @JordanianPride80 Because he's chuck norris when he shave his hair :D