The USA May Have A Check For You! Gnooze 1-25-08

[Linguist29]

Americans should ask for their money back from the IRS. This tax is totaly unconstitutional. Watch FREEDOM TO FACISM. it explains that their is no law that says Americans need to pay the IRS tax. So don't. They are fascists who hurt people when they do not pay it. This is facism at its worse.

[mordred612]

our president has to be retarded. our government is in deficit and they're giving us money they don't have, using credit, so we can buy goods that are made in another country like china because nothing is made in the united states. how about doing something intelligent like repairing our infrastructure with this money and using american products and workers to do this?

[0timmer0]

Ill give here a silent G

Show me ur boobs and ill rate you!

[FartheadOgre]

I hope you never take cocaine.

[pigdemons]

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! was talking about how even though this bad guy didn't own this chunk of land, he owned land next to it and was sucking the other guys oil... I didn't like the movie that much, but I'm glad I did see it because it made GNOOZE today even funny-er-ist-ly-ing Peace & Love Marta,

er, Lauren

[louis12346]

Great Idea on rebate check some famous person Had a Great Idea donate it or Coke & Whores ahh Coke & Whores

Thanks Babe

[alltvisanimated]

Spread the word! The Rebate Credit is not really a rebate! But instead it is an advance on your own money that you would recieve in the form of a tax return on your following years income. A real rebate would have actually come from the money you paid taxes in LAST year. Bush is just loaning you your own money instead of giving it back to you free and clear. The American people are so stupid that they have no idea how it really works.

[helmetsuck]

everyone expecting something for nothing..

hell, soon citizens oweing thousand in taxes, credit card debt etc.. will denounce citizenship, flee to mexico, return next day getting amnesty from McCain/Hillary/Obama...

DEBT FREE !!!

vote for a democrat !!!

let the republicans pay for it all

[ArkBackPacker]

Right this is no rebate but a loan to be paid back with interest wake up America you've already got more than enough debt.

[redefiningcool]

actually, alltv, thats not how it works. money is being taken from the RICH and given to the not-so-rich. so think of it as a robin-hood deal. hah.

[timmyblaze]

?

That's not what it is at all dumb ass. We're receiving money, which our country doesn't even have, from China, in order for us, the people of America, to dump back into the economy.....

Sad thing is, there aren't enough stupid people in this country to make this plan work. I know what I'll do with mine.....PUT IT AWAY. What the fuck has George Bush done since he took office in 2001? Can someone PLEASE TELL ME!!!!!! FUCK YOU REPUBLIPUKES.

[metalsteve1969]

I agree but these sheep are just happy to get a check, as long as you are fat and happy, dont mind all the crimes bush is mandating. The fact of the matter is. A blackwater contracter gets paid more than 300 a day. So you all just take your check and forget about how bad bush is screwing you.

[defaultuser11434]

PEW

[ZachsMind]

I haven't heard about the milkshake thing. I'm still fighting my urge to go see Cloverfield. I don't like movie theaters with their cellphones and their crying babies and their sticky floors. I'll just wait for the torrent - I mean figuratively speaking! A torrent of DVD sales! Yeah.

[MBRHIndustries]

hahaha, electricity bomb. Humans are not long for this earth.

[cosmicjackpot]

OK, I give up. You're cute; your bits are cute. I really like the gnooze.

[nocafeine]

I like your bits too marta... I like them to bits

[exitph]

Really Marta,

you are my favorite...

[airborne373]

Thats funny I thought the government did not have any money. Oh yeah they can just tax us more.

[lastnymleft]

Nah - they won't raise taxes in an election year. They'll wait till you elect them again in November to do that. This money is proudly brought to you by the printing presses at the Federal Reserve. Which, of course, dilutes the value of your existing dollars, leading to a collapsing dollar, and high inflation, which will end up costing you more than the actual money they send. Enjoy!

To put a stop to this madness, we must all get behind the Ron Paul r3V0Lution!

[ZachsMind]

Oh please! Like Ron Paul would do any better. The man can't wipe his own butt, and you think he's gonna save the country?

[lastnymleft]

Ron Paul has been studying economics and monetary policy for 40 years. It's why he entered politics in the early '70s. He can nail Ben Bernanke, when required: watch?v=efrt2h1AH_A

This is the plan that can save the country. It's not a "stimulous" package that is going to make the situation worse, like the others. This one is a package of fundamental reforms that will have strong effect:

ronpaul2008. com/prosperity

[knightoftheroundvaan]

he's not winning any elections though.

[1Bombsaway]

Explosive.

[jackdent1982]

Another good news program from Martha.

Keep it like this.

[BOBIzizou87]

100 congrats :) cheers partay!

[Ick69]

Strawberry,Vanilla or Chocolate milk shake?

[svanvolk]

I really like the American people response to government checks! Funny! We do must come across as a bunch of whiny-ass babies sometimes!

[P1mpMyBr1de]

I can't believe i subscribed to this horse shit. Consider me gone and never to return. YOU SUCK !!!!!

[1Bombsaway]

We'll miss you.

[kbarteltUSC]

this is your 100th video on YouTube... CONGRATS!

and keep it up-

[Rocketman16]

You capture my attention. :)

[YouWish8]

Bush guns and achmood soundbite in one episdode , you spoil us marta =D

Electricty bombs are the way forward.

[andreous7]

Soon

An upcoming even

The coming of this trilogy is a visual masterpiece ( andrew ut bs)

Don't miss this upcoming even:

'Learning The Camera'

A Cinematic Odyssey

arr-ku-cras2008:-)

[asumazilla]

You can't have my milkshake!

[sandyib3ll]

OMG I was so waiting for the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad bit!!! Thanks for using it again, makes me laugh out loud every single time!!!

[KlaxonCow]

Oh, I see.

Bush frakks up the American economy, sending the world economy into a plunging, plummeting, spinning spiral (look, ma, I have a vocabulary!) and then he gives Americans a cheque so that the American economy is all okay again.

And only, ooh, the rest of the world's population - 95% of everyone - ends up suffering in pain and anguish and despair...over HIS ludicrously bad financial mismanagement thus far.

Charming, Mr.President. Thank you very much.

[KlaxonCow]

I tell you what, Mr.President. One good deed deserves another.

So we'll just look after ourselves too and screw all our allies, by selling Mahmoud that nuclear technology he wants for "electricity" in exchange for him leaving us alone.

Hey, between Britain, France, Russia and China (plus, unofficially, Pakistan, India, North Korea, ...), we've got the nuclear tech know-how to help old Mahmoud out with his "electricity" problems.

[KlaxonCow]

Then when he drops nukes on America, we'll just hand out nice big cheques to everyone too.

Hey, we invented the English language. "Fuck you" is a phrase that we invented - long before y'all started spelling the word "cheque" and "humour" the wrong way.

[scottfreitas]

Klaxon, your Moonbat status is showing. Careful!

[KlaxonCow]

If Bush is supposed to represent "sanity" and going into Iraq is supposed to represent "a good idea" and believing that fossils were "planted by God as a test of faith" because evolution isn't simply a fact, then you can bet your bottom dollar that I'm as totally "Barking Moonbat" as you can get. Proudly so.

[scottfreitas]

What fossils? I missed that part of Marta's video. If you're claiming there's fossil evidence supporting Darwin's sad little 19th century fairy tale, dream on. There isn't. Though "scientists" have more than once been caught fabricating hoaxes to trick dummies like you into thinking your monkies. Hold on, let me grab a banana from the fridge for you, whiel I'm here...

[KlaxonCow]

Thanks. I was feeling kind of hungry too.

So the world was created in 4004 BC, you say?

I'm listening. Tell me more...

[StuffMcB]

You are so awesome! I loved your ending, now I'm gonna go ahve to see that movie.

[justplayman]

cool

[robbie8220]

She's great

[1938superman]

You leave my milkshake alone, lady!

[Nic33rd]

Hey, this is your hundredth video on Youtube, isn't it?

If so, hooray!

Here's to another 900 or more!

[DanPostropheL]

So I was watching the video and found myself drawn to rate it -- 5* -- then later, I began to feel compelled to comment. Strange...

Comment. Hmmm....

"My, Marta, what nice hair you are wearing today."

I hope that was complimentary enough.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an urge to go get a milkshake...

-dan'l

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahahaaa...this is funny shit..Im glad I found ya...cheerz and beerz...Pete...

[getonit123]

Wasn't that last tax-rebate thang a flop??

Daniel

[ZachsMind]

Yeah, but the Bush Administration has been in reruns for awhile now, so it isn't surprising we see that episode again.

[theloathlydaddy]

Another outstanding episode of our favorite Gnooze show! We love ya, you're the greatest!

[DKW2088]

Gnooze is the shiznit.

[PiFan7]

Happy 100th video! Wooooooo-hooooooo!

The M. Ahmadinejad insert always kills me!

[ShatterYourIndra]

Haha, again, awesome!

P.S. - I saw the add for There Will Be Blood and when he said that I was like, "Wait, what?"

[andreous7]

Banana!

[mike8494]

I love It Marta your the Best Five ***** For You Marta :-) Mike

[mysticfm]

Best episode yet! "Thanks, Bushie" (and the facial expression and photo that followed), "electricity bomb", etc. Never thought I'd find myself needing to know the plural of LOL!

By the way, if anybody was going to be drinking my milkshake ... naw, I can't say it. :)

[mogzy]

you rule!!#@

[WileyCoyote69]

That milkshake line has to be one of the stupidest in ANY movie anywhere. Makes me wonder if the REST of the movie lives up to the rep its gotten.

[dsfast]

I can't wait for my big check. I might get it just in time to pay my income tax.

Thanks for the gnooze!

[lorianngreen]

So u think the media ignored DK?

YUP!

meanwhile I'll use my refund check 2 buy

more gas :=(

[ptrptms]

I like the hat.

[KauKwazy]

=] Thanks for putting the up electricity...

I was all like "Electorate?! What on earth?!"

Happy 100th vid, btw. =D

[shad0fx]

MORE NASA!!!... i love the articles you touch on with the space agency, it's awesome seeing ur views on that stuff.

God bless...

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

I wonder if we are considered "bribed" if we cash the refund check? If we un out to stores to buy something,Bush may decide to run off and invade Iran.

Bonus props for the mock mood I'm a dinner jacket sounder.

[kevkro64]

Economic Stimulus Package is a Bad Idea

1st, we don't have the money because were fighting "wars" and giving out "foreign aid". 2nd, all the politicians agree instantaneously? This is creepy.

[Zarbod]

Marta, I bet you throw dictators like a girl! But that's cool.

And yeah, there will be blood. Oh yes. Lots of blood.  Still not sure what that means but now I want a milkshake. Thanks a lot.

[anmoose]

With my luck, my tax rebate will be negative.

Your highly scientific inertial ananysis was spot on, though wind resistance migth reduce the distance to 1 foot. And I can hear the entire scientific community dashing off now to look up this new electrical bomb. The US will have to retaliate by making one of our own... :-)

Moosie

[DStyle86]

100th episode and almost 2.ooo subscribers! Congratulations Marta!!

[trevb38]

Yo, Mar-tah!! What it do, what it do, neighbor!!

So Dennis Kucinich dropped out, huh? I guess to wait for the mother ship, no?

Great video and great milkshake, too!! :)

[vitaminrich2]

That tax rebate is ridiculous!!! Thanks Marta.

[zodezambo]

hahhaa i love that part makmud thing.. i think i spelled it wrong hahaha

[Panpiper]

With Dennis Kucinich out of the race, the only polititian who isn't in the pockets of lobbyists and the status quo is Ron Paul.

[kevkro64]

BTW, Former Senator Mike Gravel (D-AK) is still in the United States 2008 Presidential Race.

[LowBudgetPuppets]

Any episode with Mahmoud is a good one... ;) :P

I am MIA a lot 'cause it ain't easy in puppet land these days these days, but still trying to peek in when I can.

- The Sock

[qinaden]

Dennis who? No wonder he dropped out.

[pornfartin]

what did you say abboot frozen asses in iran??

marta+hat=wanttotouchthehiney

[anthoniusrex]

There Will Be Blood in Iranian Electrical Milkshakes.

I don't know where that came from, but DANG if you didn't make another great episode! It's better than any tax refund check I may get!

[JimmerSD]

Consistently good work, Marta!

[photofu]

great as always maddam...fun stuff...economy?

[qiranger]

LOL - Great episode Marta!!!!!

[Phrozenbot]

Blood? Milkshakes?

[jonesr999]

Electricity bomb!  LOL!!

[scottfreitas]

Lol. I remember Slick Willie selling nuclear reactors to North Korea so they could have "electricity" too. A few years later, they mysteriously started threatening us with nukes. Hmmm...

TGIF Marta! What are YOU going to do with YOUR tax refund check? You're buying a pair of boots like Condee Rice's, right? :D

[mangobanna]

loooooooooooved it!!

[positronicpathways]

Yay!! More gnooze!!

[JohnCocktoston]

Great job. There are a lot of people trying to do what you do, but none of them do it even half as well as you do.

[nerdfighter4]

It must just be LA cause I have not heard the milkshake drinking thingy. Loved your impression of Iran. Geez they just want to be able to read at night maybe have some cable a little internet. C'mon Bushy give it to them!

[lcc1211]

Hey, Marta. Good Stuff.

[LifeofApollos]

ur vids put a smile on my face :)

[Max1364]

Nice touch adding audio. :-). I enjoy the daily "Gnooze". Thanx Marta!

PS: Who writes your material? Spot on!

[milesmoose]

Love you Marta! ^_^

[laundrytime4]

amazinggggg. i like the part about mahmoud ahmadinejad's inertia.

[ujdo]

Where did my comment go??

[ujdo]

This check thing is the dumbest thing ever! For all my taxes payed, their just throwing pennys.

Wow, when you did Iran, it was just like my 11 yr old daughter begging for something.

What is with that milk shake thing? I've been hearing it too. I still want to see it.