Nintendo News - Episode 2: Brain Age 3, Bit.Trip FLUX & thanksgiving

[GabrielReeves]

I bought Bit.Trip flux from wiiware

[bluekentuckyboy]

MARIO. what were you expecting anything fancy?

[jrdarkspinesonic5]

Mario:Lets go Yoshi. Yoshi:No Mario I hate dying 50 times in Mario World!mario:come on Yoshi.Yoshi:(throws a egg)Leave!!!!!

[YouTman99]

Me: Mario, where's Yoshi? Mario: Oh, he went back to Dino Island. Me: What!?!?!?

Mario: I sold him for spaghetti though. Me: WTF!?!?!?

[luigidude100]

MARIO!THE PIPES ARE CLOGED!wait your a plumper but you dont unclog things?

[pelican116]

@luigidude100 yea he does. how do you think he gets through the pipes wit all the piranhas in there

[luigidude100]

@pelican116 im talkin bout the things like dirt poop papper you cant burn those

[fishhat95]

mario had fun with my mom yesterday

[FrostbiteFO]

jeg vidste ikke at der var en dansker på ninbuzz.

Mario would pwn even more if he would know danish thumbs up for Denmark

[thesuckynintendodude]

mario uses microsoft as a toliet; sony as the toliet seat.

[TheAffronted]

mario + Luigi = Fuk yah

[camman900]

Mario pwns at cod

[gagemiller2010]

Mario is so totally awesome!

[ChuggaaKeithRoy]

Mario got ripped off by this video

[50PokeMan]

1up!

Mario got a life. XD

[silverdragonmusic]

WTF Why is Mario in every sentence?

[LukeWifi]

@silverdragonmusic Did you watch the video?

[SuperUltraShroom]

Mario subscribed to NinBuzz xD

[TheBigPika]

Mario loves his 1-UPs from Peach

[jinkimthemaster]

"Mario slept with my a Daisy!" said Luigi.

[Squeaky2x3]

Once upon a time, a certain plumber would save a certain girl from a certain ape, forever engraving the name "Mario" in video game history

[animaster8396]

Mario can't get enough of his shrooms :D

[linoone927]

Mario screamed YOWZA!!! when he ate my spicey ameatballs :)

[EltaBolt]

Mario took the money and ran....far far away.

[Malpalooza]

When Mario was created to be called Mr. Video and was Miyamoto's main character for most of his games he made. Now from being "Jumpman in Donkey kong he was first called Mario in donkey kong jr

[PokemonPusher]

When Mario and Peach get it on, she says "Fetticini Mama Mia".

[SilverToad5]

Luigi is #2, Mario is #1!

[ultimatekhanimefan]

Mario and lugi eat spageti

[caiptainn]

mario and luigi bowsers inside story was great



[7ofSpade]

Mario is a very known gamecharacter, that was in one of the first gameconsoles.

[MrPerfectPiplup1LPs]

Mario is a brilliant presenter for Nintendo News, An amazing Italian for defeating Bowser so many times and has a cool mustache!

[PGSawesome]

Mario, 'nuff said.

[Nickabu1]

Mario is a black artist which I dislike very much! Keep up the good work gamerbomb

[joshthelegodude]

Mario is greater than Chuck Norris

[PCFreakLOL]

Mario is only made to jump!

[nbdaniel111]

Mario, turtle exterminator!

[MegaBassMan12]

Hey, Mario, all toasters toast toast!!!

[joshthelegodude]

@MegaBassMan12

no toasters toast bread

[lilBarryStyle]

mario is the capital city of nintendoland

[lilBarryStyle]

chillin this series

[benopiu]

Mario is so beast he has 30-40 games.

[905bolt]

Mario stalks Justin Bebier

[SuperShadowSnivy]

How Come Mario Is Not Getting Older When He Has Been Around Like FOREVER?!

Werid :p

[MrPokedude36]

mario come in bed with me

[Kazuhamino]

Yo Mario, Hand me a 1up will you. I need another life.

[lizardguy7]

Mario's man has two jobs

[SSBBfan99000]

Mario barfed up all the mushrooms he ate during those 25 years in Peaches dress

[JJWallabee]

You'd think Mario would look older than he is for being nearly 20 years older than he was when he first came to the earth, but Ash doesn't look like he's 24 either...

[TheKoopaPatrol]

You know who's better than Mario? YOU are Gamerbomb!

[max536drago]

hey yo do the mario, its the mario show do the mario yo. what!

[fmanddc]

luigi all the way great vid

[EeveeVSHoOh]

WEEGEE BETTER THEN MARIO :D

[sonic7270]

mario is the best person ever because one he is italian two he is a plumber and three he has amazing power ups that can beat bowser every time bowser has a terrible plab to kiddnap princess peach and plz pick me i like playing his games and other stuff so plz pick me sincerely sonic7270

[SceptiIeisAwesome]

Mario is actually a girl with a mustache and Peach is actually a boy with a dress.

[trainer3241]

Mario needs more new creative powerups.

[6thhokagephil]

Mario is getting tired of the "new" mario games being nothing but throwbacks and nostalgic tributes, mario is begging nintendo to mix it up with the mario platformers =/

[max536drago]

@6thhokagephil ive always hated mario anyway

[digimaster07]

Mario is dead because he ate too many mushrooms on his pizza

[thriller1599]

mario is bad ass

[ILeikNormalTypes]

Mario make-a pizza pie-ah. Or Mario must save Princess Peach... Again

[ShadowCharizard853]

Mario hates to save Peach but he only does it to make out with a girl

[animecrazyfanlover]

Mario got so bored listening to your news that he started looking around for something to do D:

But srsly, i think youre commentary is a bit dull. Liven it up a bit please? :D

[tonymaster77]

Mario has a mustache and red clothes

[MrCooldude2322]

Mario decided to get a fashion sense

[superflyspawn98]

Mairo is chuck norris really brother but some say Mario is really his son.

[Jack555Zack]

mario fucked peach than gave peach to luigi and said to luigi "dont use condom.''

[rdl98321]

The world will end when Mario dies (20Mario)

[InsaneDomain96]

@rdl98321 Mario will never die... as long as he has 100 gold coins at all times

[rdl98321]

@InsaneDomain96 So the world will never end? TAKE THAT 2012 BELIEVERS!!!

[mcsheffrey93]

EpicMario.

'Nuff said.

[yoshirocks67]

We speak no Mario-cano.

[yoshibones]

Do the Mario!

[ShynobiPwnz]

Mario is fake and ga---rbage filled...

[Xbox360games316]

Lets play legend of mario: skyward castle

or

Yo Yo its the mario show

[JSmith6731]

mad mario makes many mini men while marrying peach

[NintendoNuter9]

mario munches mighty macanical mongol magnifillansly and bowse comes and kicks his face

[SilentSlayer13]

I cause llaMA RIOts

[MegaRaichu1]

THIS IS A SCENTANCE THAT HAS THE WORD MARIO IN IT.

[passdoutcouchpotatos]

COD sucks ass motherfucking fanboys of crappy games these videos suck thumbs up and all that shit ...wait what was i supposed to be talking about... Mario really, oh well oops my bad... sulks in a corner

[MudkipKirby]

@passdoutcouchpotatos Please dont start an argument.....

[theelectrifinggang]

BADABABOOPE!!!!says the fat italian plumber mario

[spongbob2099]

Mario stands there wondering where the voice is coming from in the video in Peach's castle

[123pokemonrocks]

i like super mario bros

[ikbenbeterinclubpeng]

I like the show.

[that1guywhoknows]

If I found a fat, Italian plumber sleeping on the side of the road, I would name him Mario while walking slowly away.

[lloydude09]

this is a neat little show, I hope to see it more often.

[Mik3andCr3am]

The man, not the myth, but the legend. Mario.

[kehven97]

Mario... that's it.

[Dragmirejr]

Mario, do I need to say anymore?

[Mik3andCr3am]

Its like Inside Gaming only for Nintendo.

[SHINEE16]

Mario is a fat italian plummer where as Luigi is a skinny Italian.

[nascardude152]

What hasent Mario done to get in peach's pants?

[Conneruuu]

Mario gave me shrooms.

[Carlioo41]

It's-a-me, Mario! Not that stupid-a-head Mama Luigi. That idiot-e only have-a-one game of his own-e.

[4CecilSnow13]

Mario fell asleep, Luigi stole his cap and now Mario is mad.

[xMrBulbasaurx]

wicked child nice :D

[BainScalibar]

Mario. 'nuff said.

[glennfbrink]

Mario likes pie.

[AbsentMustachio]

mario,well there ya go

[DREKflow]

Well, i wish I had a MARIOnette! They look pretty fun to mess with!

[MariostarplusLuigi]

I love these news videos, as much as I love Mario.

[TrainerC7]

I always have a lot of fun playing the Mario games.

[gameguru81]

yet another epic episode of Nintendo News! Keep it up gamerbomb!!!!

[TheSuperStarly]

i made a fake mario jump loooooool

[reecemarr123]

its a him Mario jumping off a cliff ... wait WHAT .

[gam4freak1]

m m m poop

[dragonflyer098]

Mario is in fact not an Italian plumber, but Chuck Norris with a red hat on.

[Empolziken]

Ya know I bet everyone is say something about the game/charactor of Mario but no, I'm just gonna talk about Pokemon. So in your face nothing Mario related mwhahah!

[magapokemon]

mario has a red hat ......

and he has sex with peach

[realgod1002]

Who doesn't like Mario. from 8 Bit hero plumber to Galaxy hopping Hero Plumber. not to mention that the most epic RPG is a Mario RPG and we ALL grew up with Mario.

[shurikenz5]

Marionetas were awesome...

[Clevelander150]

much better than the first episode =D much more fluid, much less stumbling on your words. very nice *thumbs up*

[ThePokeBay]

" I know that Mariom knows that Peach loves Wario and that Peach already did some practice with Wario"

nice news :D

[yoshirocker1]

mario needs to lose weight

[Megabored67]

mario what r u doing with tht pink stick, oh.

[shadow110394]

itsa me mario mama mia ima so sleepy ima gonna sit down

[112JDizzle]

a sentence with Mario included

[appiexDXD]

we all wub mario, a fat, awesome, italian plumber!

[lucaridudelvX]

i know!

switch game carecters every episode :D

[Eitei3]

Mario; the fat Italian plumber with a pedo-'stache. How could we not love this guy? :)

[McBawse]

It's-a me, Mario.

[jacob31198]

ma ma me yea it a fire flower eat some of my spieces metal ballz....

WHAT IT DIDDENT EFFECT BOWER ....

OH YEA I GOT TO PRESS THE BUTTON ...

I GOT JUMP OVER BROWER...

lugie: DUDE WHO THE CRAP R U TALKING TO..

Brower:U JUST TOLD ME YOUR PLAN U ARE CRAZY SCREW THIS U CAN HAVE PEACH I ANT DIEING...

Mario: o-ooo-kkk ok then i win here i come peace wait toed TOED WHERE IN THE HELL IS PEACH.... IN ANOTHER CASTLE FUCK THIS...

Lugie:ok k mario im out peace...

[twilghtbandit]

mother 3 roks o wait no mario in that o wait it dose

[peterpeoplepersonpie]

I just thought of something. How can Mario fit through those key holes? He's so fat!

[meow22345]

Mario thinks he is hardcore

so he punches a brick

his hand bleed

he whited out..

[RaNdOmNaMeSWaLkThRuS]

A wild mario appears..

Go Bowser!

Bowser used Nom nom nom..

nom nom nom.. missed

Wild mario jumps over Bowser and presses button..

Bowser falls in the pit of lava..

Wild mario snogs peaches face off.

[algis31]

Ma I want to eat some rio cereal

[mrnerdyguy8]

I stole Mario's girlfriend Peach. I. AM. BOWSER!

[oXTobimaruXo]

super Mario...

[BandoGuy4]

The quick, brown fox jumps over the lazy Mario. Doesn't quite work as well as the original...

[arthurarneiro]

Mario says "Screw you!" to gravity because he has the power, NINTENDO POWER!

[FantasyFormRise9502]

it`s ok i`m from Sweden so i under stand

[TheDopoqob]

@FantasyFormRise9502 svenne-vän!

[nintendonerd35812]

ninbuzz likes mario

mario is famous yea

[LPreviews]

mario sorta looks like santa claus in some ways...

[BackflippingTurtle]

Mario screws the rules, because he has nintendo logic!

[SirSajin07]

Mario is sitting in front of his laptop and had a brainfart thinking of a sentence he is asked to construct. xD

[superhammerbro33]

Mario is epic

[masterchief3683]

MARIO kicks Bowser's butt while eating spaghettis

[LittleHelperOfSanta]

IT'S OVER MARIO!!.. :(

Or Mario like danes very much like all do!

[ToLifeBoats]

Luigi shot Mario and took the princess.

[Calcune]

1st!!!!

[hyperjulien]

this........ is...........MARIO

[flezki]

Mario, I choose you!

[AlmightyVincent]

Red Mario shot the food!

[AdventureAndySnM]

I was assigned to make a comment including Mario's name, now what will it be...

[greengoldietv]

Mario drank a magic potion, turning him into Luigi.

[ZekromMaster99]

Luigi told Mario not to jump on goombas but he did and Luigi took Mario's 25th anniversary DSI Xl.

[hersheytexas123]

Mario hopes peach made lots of SPAGETTI!

[thescourgex2]

mario took luigi's cookies D=

[llamufulo141]

Mario died in assassins creed brotherhood

[WaluigiofStuff]

Mario in a sentence, period.

[ROL4NDpkmnguide]

mario got a gun

goomba: omg

[djrainbowyoshi]

marios not a fag

[cmndrkool321]

Q: Why did Mario buy a pet goldfish?

A: Because they were so cheep-cheep!

[AntiRiku3762]

mario... that is all.

[AntiRiku3762]

mario..... that s all.

[PNFtwister]

Mario and Peach forever

[downsHG3]

MARIO: IT'S A ME MARIO IT'S A ME MARIO IT'S A ME MARIO IT'S A ME MARIO

DRY BOWSER S RAGE INCREASED TO OVER 9,000.

DRY BOWSER uSED FALCON PUNCH ITS SUPER EFFETIVE

MArio: OH MAMI MIA

[TheMasterLink91]

Mario is going to bowser's castle for unknown reason... a goomba appeared to tell him what to do to reach the castle's because it change position in each game (so in ''reality'' too), but mario knocked out the goomba and he lost himself in the forest, so he died due the dehydration because is a hot day in summer, after that bowser finally took posses of mushroom kingdom, and peach has no choice to become his wife or else... yeah, stupid story ny stupid me, I know, my fantasy sucks lol

[mandarinblast]

In a consle far far away

After bowser defeating Yoshi now Mario is in world 7 Mr L was the boss and he said to mario"Mario I am your farther" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Gameover

[jdwhite2001]

itsa me Mario!

[MrJojo3810]

I hop'a that'a Mario has got me some spaghetti!

[stalextana]

Mario: Does this count as a sentence?

[AndyF1996]

I always say this to people who apologise for their english:

It's usually better than we can speak of your language!

[tuxdf]

i was walking along the streets when i saw mario rob a gooba store, he isn't as nice as he seems.

[Mulchio]

mario is numbera 1!

[MegaCamu]

Mario and Peach get children.

[pokemonathletified]

mario pwned noob gooba's ass

[LegendarySandBird]

i hope mario bought lots'a spaghetti!

[Raltsly7]

So, you're Mario Mario and he's Luigi Mario?

[guitaristave110]

Mario.

[heburs]

Mario > rick astley