MST3K Hobgoblins (part 2)

[Floovf]

Servo looks so funny trying to shuffle his way across the theater.

[PercyShaw81]

8:54 Is the actor in the original movie making that sound? LOL

[KaristaSwiss]

9:20 what does he say after Tom comments about throwing up :-o

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

@KaristaSwiss

He's saying 'Wish I were up that mfghghtm...'

[GaaraxChopstickx]

I love how Crow and Servo are just trying to leave.. xDD

[IggyHazard]

Freud is dead. Rejoice!

[haleymist09]

Does anyone remember what episode shows that if Mike doesn't go into the theater, the oxygen is shut off?

[exophthalmos]

@haleymist09 - I think that's mentioned a couple of times. I do know it's referenced in Invasion of the Neptune Men and MST3K: The Movie.

[shandelear]

Freeeesh- Fissshhhhhhh!

[grubblyskank666]

exopthalmos you da man

[SuperJohnny246]

The growling sounds like a frickin' Yorkie...

[BryonYoungblood]

"Starring Tom Bartlett"

Crow: Ah, the king of the Wisconsin dells FINALLY get movie!

"Paige Sullivan"

Servo: ~Paige SULLIVAAAAAAAAAAAAN!~

"Steven Boggs"

Crow: Steven Boggs this whole movie down!

"Billy Frank"

Mike: Oh, the cheap sequel to "Billy Jack"!

[Hyman74Roth]

"Um, that was sex?"

[Indigokitteh]

"You know what a man wants when he's been away for 2 months"

"No. What does he want?"

Bellydancing lessons?

[mzmudcat]

Burgess Meredith's in there reading.

I soooo love this show. <3

[TheGreekMan1981]

I've been here for 30 years, and I've never missed a day. I started out at 1.25 an hour and would you believe in just 30 short years, I now make 7.25 an hour!

[ThePRIMEMINISTRY]

DC Cab reference- classicK

[MrBuch169169]

"Paint my muscle car PRUNE-coloured, please!"

[BionicTurtleWizard]

Why did mike want the bots to watch this movie so badly!?! If I where him I'd run too!

[ConSmith1807]

@BionicTurtleWizard It's not that he wanted them to, or for him to watch as well, he wanted to show that they were better than the movie. That and he wanted company because if he was to leave the theatre then the oxygen would be shut off until he went back in

[applebonker141]

@BionicTurtleWizard If Mike and/or the bots leave the theater, Pearl turns off the oxygen to the rest of the ship so they're forced back inside.

(its a just a Tv show and you should really just relax, lol.)

[Igarappappa]

9:17 My thoughts exactly Tom.

[StevieCybernetik010]

5:30 I swear I just heard Crow go "the fuck?"...

[fredlydead]

@StevieCybernetik010 me too.



[TUPRBABE]

@StevieCybernetik010 No, he said "pathetic," but yes, this film DOES beg for it ...

[KaristaSwiss]

@StevieCybernetik010

I missed that.. Whoa :-o he did say that :-o

[InterEDGE]

hes got his outdoor eyebrows on now.

[LuxVertas]

Hey, If I run out of Vomit can I borrow someone else's?

[RickhatesScott]

Scram, it's the owner of the house! We have to shoot the movie somewhere else!

[HoserSaysWhat]

We're gonna watch this movie.

D'OH!!!!

[scitsalcoryp]

Poor Burgess Meredith..he is the brunt of a lot of guff in a few mst3k movies....

[Tanyableu]

Hey, I recognize this shadow scene from the Trojan sex aid' spoof!

[Kendorager]

Why do these army dorks always wear their uniforms off duty?

[vonzigle]

He gonna get mauled by $100 bills?  DO SOMETHING!!

[thejoexman]

Here's an idea, old man: if you don't want people to get at the vault, keep the damn door closed, tape it off, and don't mention it. Simple

[Gigrantula58]

WE'RE ON THE ROAD TO NOWHERE!

[Daelock]

I hate literally every single character in this dog. Every. Single. One.

[shandelear]

"Ahhh, the 'dangerous loner' model home."

[mariechaton]

@shandelear almost...the garden rake was a decent character

[TomN2010]

That was funny as hell to watch Mike chase the bots around during the credits...lmao!

[Harmonator1000]

@TomN2010 Yeah it was cool seeing them move around so much when your used to them just sitting there.

[howdyd000]

Thats right, walk in there slowly, slam the door behind you, and DIE!!

[Ashkihyena]

Whoa everybody have sex tonight.

Servo: Everybody throw up tonight.

[JKidd157]

Servo could of killed if he said the line, " I think my silhouette just made this an XXX rated movie" at the 8:55 mark.

[applebonker141]

"Leif Garrett in 'The Rose'!"

[Novacool88]

How do you read a record :s

[FlippinBooks]

Boy, there's some scintillating dialogue in this film, I tell you what.

[Enumclaw]

I hate myself too.

[UltimateDumeandGwen]

3 people got mauled by 100 Dollar Bills

[EponymousKid]

You know what? I really wish Dennis was the hero of the movie instead of Kevin.

I mean, come on, it's not like he and his friends could be any less likeable than the guys we ended up with, right?

[hardluckart]

the noise servo makes along with that ridiculous hip-dance @ 8:57 make me LOL every time!

[Dablkwid0w2008]

What is this re casting the MST3K robots I knew would sit thru the crappiest of movies (and seldom) make lame cracks and did not care

[Kinemacolour]

I had forgotten how dislikable every character in this movie is.

[gmosphere]

this is way worse than plan 9. at keast plan 9 was enjoable

[DAVIDInitiative]

"Mike, if I run out of vomit, can I have some of yours?"

"Kerry! - bet she loves that dressing...!" :D

[Zoomer30]

You know a movie is not big budget when the camera catches the actors tape mark on the floor (kinda like seeing the shadow of the camera rig in The Wraith during the chase scene).

[didgeboy287]

"Minimum wage! Heeya! (whip crack)"

~TMBG

[freakofevolution]

Burgess Meradith is in there reading! My sunken chest and string beany arms! Yeah, now go in there...slam the door firmly behind you and die! Is going to get mauled by $100 bills...DO SOMETHING! Does he have his pants on backwards? Leif Garrett in "THE ROSE!" LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...FLATBUTT!! This is a real cheap bio-flick of Jim Morrison! WE'RE ON THE ROAD TO NOWHERE...I'll say! Oh the shows starting...YEA!! Member FDI MURDER...Death garanteed for over 50,000 DIE!

[ApacheMan2K]

Mike: Ladies and gentlemen, Flat Butt!

Servo: How do you read a record?

[Casey5693]

As terrible as this movie is, I thought the beginning where the hobgoblins killed the guy was clever. At least it sucked in the audience a little bit by grabbing their interest.

[pretorious700]

@Casey5693 Yeah, because that guy was so killable

[heartseed]

Were they supposed to dub-over a singing voice while that guy was "performing" on the stage, but just forgot?

[pissedofracoon]

Rush of fish!

[mathewfinch]

@amyvonfink member FDIC is something a bank would say in an advertisement showing that they are a federally insured bank.

[liggytheauthoress]

okay i should really know better than to try eating or drinking anything while watching this show - almost choked on my cereal. several times.

although dying while watching mst3k is decidedly NOT a bad way to leave this mortal coil...

[freakofevolution]

Burgess Meradith is there reading!

Yeah now go in there...slam the door firmly behind you and die!

[Thoralmir]

@freakofevolution 0:04 "Its not fair! I had time now!"

[yaywhewclips242]

"Poor Kid and he had such little promise."

"Not Now."? He hardly touched her!!

[illuminatioracle]

ladies and gentlemen...FLATBUTT!

[amyvonfink]

can someone explain the "member FDI murder" joke

[LadySomethingKaiko]

i literally laugh out loud when Mike tries to keep Tom and Crow back to their seats.

Then, I wonder , "Does Michael Nelson does the same thing to his kids?"

[Casey5693]

@LadySomethingKaiko That thought came to my mind too. They act like kids. It's so funny.

[Theburn77]

"I'll also tell you about my problematic urethra if you'll follow me..."

[gmosphere]

better than manos but that is not saying much

[ZoomingDakota]

DARAN NORRIS?! As in, that guy who was in everything in the early 2000's Daran Norris? Gordy the janitor Daran Norris? Someone imdb this STAT

[Heroshii15]

@ZoomingDakota Yes it is! This was his first work. I searched for this episode after learning that.

[RaWrZzZz]

Anti-boobs!! :D

[changyimei]

You should know that you'll have to appy a series of ointmints daily.

[hiriburu76]

hahaha i am having such a good time right now

[cj397]

How do you read, a record?

[Sauron338]

"The ending credits. Well, it was a terrible movie, but at least it was short..."

"Tom, these are the beginning credits."

"Oh, then kill me please."

"Sorry, I hate myself... Goodbye".

"Oh, I hate myself too..."

[Amack2]

Servo seems to be in a very bad mood this time around.

[raith0818]

"Ladies and gentelmen....FLAT BUTT!"

[GoldKnightProduction]

And I thought that I had a hard time getting my robots to watch a movie!

[dnicksblack]

LMAO @ 8:57 - 9:13

[OzzyFan87]

"Oh, David Crosby is eating in there."

[fledermaus81]

"The crowd threw beef gravy on him" XD Absolutely hilarious

[fuckingkiddinme]

He's trying to crowd surf, but no one wants to touch him lol

[tylercreighton]

Hey! It's Carl Lewis! ... Oh no, it's the old guy.

[Gigrantula58]

Why would one want to put a cage around a vault? They had to ask that question while watching this preliminarily

[CaptRodgers]

"We're on the road to nowhere!"

"Oh the show's starting, yay!"

XD

[lissun]

I love this! LOLOLOL

[MINESWEEP2k]

Crow and Tom attempting to flee the theater with Mike trying to keep them in their seats is hilarious. (You can't take them anywhere sometimes! :) )

-MINESWEEP

[ApacheMan2K]

Mike: Scram! It's the owner of the house. We'll have to shoot the movie some place else!

[trophyeidolon]

"The dangerous loner model home..."

[ImHeavyWeaponsGuy]

TWO MONTHS

[watda74]

-Wow. These honor-system banks are never gonna make it.

If...only...lol

[snipetracker]

3:03 I was in a production of 'Bye-Bye Birdie' and now I finally get that joke.

[swansong200]

we're on the road to nowhere...come on inside

[nut126]

Kevin promises to "try extra hard"

Why doesn't he just try a regular amount and simply increase his personal standard for trying? It just feels like a "goes to eleven" moment.

[pretorious700]

@nut126 What exactly constitutes "trying hard" when your job is to basically walk around and watch stuff?

[nut126]

@pretorious700

Whatever "trying hard" means in this context let me tell you what it doesn't mean.

When old man eyebrows says DON'T GO IN THAT ONE ROOM. Don't do it. That's all he had to do. Stupid Kevin.

[pretorious700]

@nut126 lol, no kidding...one thing you can be sure of in these grade z films is that when the old guy says don't do something, guess what's gonna happen?

Hobgoblins, Future War, Escape 2000, etc....MST3K is a cornucopia of just flat out awful film making...I love it.

[SweetCecelia]

"look he has on his outdoor eyebrows" just killed me!!! hahaha

[LABorden]

"ugh ugghh, my sunken chest and string beanie arms"

[Adrialgon]

"Oh, he's got his outdoor eyebrows on now."

[negativezeroxi]

@ 9:00: (squeaky-squeaky sound) priceless.

[WhiteTiger225]

I would dread sitting near a Femminist who was watching this movie XD

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, just sing the St. Elmo's Fire theme and get it over with.

[kevinhardy]

lol

[SpaceToasterTV]

"Okay, yeah, yeah, go all the way in there, slam the door firmly behind you, and DIE. Good."

[SniperStorm7]

"Is anybody in here?"

*growling*

"No,besides you Cerberus"

[KaristaSwiss]

@SniperStorm7

Whos cerberus??

[neosoc]

@KaristaSwiss Tree-headed dog that guards the doors of Hades. Haven't you ever watched Hercules?

[KaristaSwiss]

@neosoc no what episode was that :-o

[neosoc]

@KaristaSwiss I don't think it's meant to be a reference to another episode; Cerberus is a well-known figure in Greek mythology.

[dknights411]

Dear god I hate this movie.

[pretorious700]

The rare film with absolutely NO appealing or sympathetic characters.

[MarksButterfly]

Leif Garrett in The Rose. lol!

[rankokusan]

that was sex?

[Wyatt19961212]

@argus001 that was fan made with clips

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, the end credits! Well, it was a terrible movie. At least it was short.

No, these are the beginning credits!

Then, kill me, please. Please?

[doodstormer]

I think the best part was Mike trying to herd the robots back into their seats.

[agrus001]

@doodstormer he had to do that for the trojan commercial too lol

[doginstine]

If you look at the part where the old guy come to the two doors, you can see the Marks on the floor where they are to stand.

[MrsCaptainEO]

Mst3k made gold when they riffed this movie. EPIC!

[Freebleeper]

"Oh, now his big rock anthem about minimum-wage." LMAO!

[couchfort]

"Use it to kill Arch Duke Ferdinand"

[MrsCaptainEO]

*old man runs upstairs*

Mike: Oh, the show's starting. Yay, yay, yay!!

*performer falls offstage"

Mike: Oh, he tried to crowd surf but no one wanted to touch him.

LOL XD

[seanThree16]

@MrsCaptainEO Best part= "Oh, the show's starting, yea, yea, yea!" I Laugh everytime.

[Tapeworm121]

Poor Crow and Servo at 3:38, there's no escape from the Hobgoblins

[Israfel85]

"Paint my musclecar prune coloured please!"

[dutchmaster187]

"Ladies and gentlemen, Flatbutt!

[Theburn77]

smell's like jack ruby!

[demboys18]

LOL, I love how the robots try to make a break for it.

There was one where all three of them flipped and just tried walking out of the movie. had something to do with jets and spacecraft. Woof, that was abad one.

[BryonYoungblood]

@demboys18 Yeah, back in Season 1, Crow and Servo tried to ditch Joel when they were gonna watch a second Commando Cody serial in a row.

Bryon

[ChaoticYak]

We're sit down. We're going to calm down...and we're going to watch. this. movie.

*logo*

D'oh!

[shrews12001]

God, this movie would have been better if we got to watch this guy do inventory in that vault for 2 hours

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

The crowd threw beef gravy on him HAHA

[Windclaw]

*sees Daphne's hip wiggle...*

Are we sure she's not Annie Sprinkle?

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

ya know what a man wants after two months!

no what?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

LOL!

[OzzyFan87]

belly dancing lessons?

[PerfectKirby]

@SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6

Mike: Belly dancing lessons...?

[serpico89]

8:56 and onward lmfao i knew this was going to be a terrible movie but after that i think i too disgusted by the actors.

[serpico89]

hahaha love how crow and servo try to run away from watching the movie.

[joemomma46]

"How do you read a record?"

[BryonYoungblood]

"Somebody there?"

*Growls*

Crow: I mean besides you, Cerebus!

Mike: Ladies and gentlemen... Flatbutt!

Bryon

[globbo100]

"Mike, if I run out of vomit can I have some of yours?"

[whoisdickieschnabel]

I find Daphne's love of X rated movies refreshing. Seriously. It deserves to be said. :) I mean, who would you rather sit and watch a porno with, Amy or Daphne? I would find Amy's cringing, wincing, and repulsion quite the mood-breaker. While Daphne's enthusiasm is sunlight breaking through storm clouds. <3

[ChaoticYak]

Poor kid and he had so little promise.

[jokerbilly]

the 80's....possibly the worst years for clothing since the cavemen first raped an animal hide around their junk.

[ariuszarim]

*wraped.....it's wraped

[jokerbilly]

Sorry, I didn't check my grammer check before posting. my bad.

[ariuszarim]

It's just that the meaning changes dramatically between the two words. raped vs wrapped......

[jokerbilly]

yeah I just didn't proof read it. and thats my bad. sorry.

[DrinkinIrish85]

2 months? That's the shortest army training I've ever heard of...

[Yawaya12]

As much as I like Mike, he really makes some pretty low Republican jokes. He likes to take shots at the Kennedy's a lot.

I was really sad when I found out he was a Republican. Shame.

[anachronistics]

@Yawaya12 - To be fair, he takes plenty of shots at people like Bob Dornan too.

[Yawaya12]

That's fair? Bob Dornan is a bigot and a sexist. It takes nothing to make fun of him. Meanwhile throwing barbs at the Kennedys over a namesake? Lame. Not even comparable.

[anachronistics]

@Yawaya12 - Repeat to yourself, "It's just a show. I should really just relax."

[Yawaya12]

See, that's my problem: it IS just a show, but Mike is sticking his political crap in there.

[anachronistics]

Yawaya, the MST3K guys make fun of everyone, including themselves. It seems you're over-sensitive and simply looking to be angry at Mike.

[Yawaya12]

It seems everyone else is overly sensitive in my non-appreciation at Mike being a politically one-sided douchebag, actually. I didn't mind the first time I head a joke, but when I kept hearing him pulling punches on the Kennedys, and then I found out he was a diehard republican, it bothered me that he'd use the show for such base bullshit political stickling. I wouldn't mind if he made some good jokes, but they're usually only funny if you're a republican OR want to call Ted a murderer. Classy.

[anachronistics]

Okay, do you feel better now that you've vented? Your impotent rage isn't good for much else. I'm a liberal, but I honestly couldn't give a shit less about Mike's political leanings. The show is still funny as hell. If you're feeling oppressed by just a couple of jokes among the MANY that were made during the course of the show, maybe you should protect your delicate sensibilities and not watch.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

@Yawaya12 I hate to chime in on this---sometimes I think it adds no balm to the situation. But to be fair to Best Brains--this is a circle of commentary--not necessarily one person making their *own* riffs. They sit down together and view and write and laugh (and cry). :) Also, there are jokes that Mike has done regarding Senator Bob Dornan. There's an element of truth behind the jokes. Mike didn't *create* the Kennedy faux pas; the Kennedies did. I'm liberal but the Kennedies aren't infallible.

[Reelbigearth]

@Yawaya12

YEAH.

Why is a guy in space with two robots watching bad movies insulting republicans!? THATS JUST WRONG!

...And...meaningless to look at. I mean, COME ON, It's MST3k and your complaning about him making a Kennedy joke!

[Yawaya12]

Yeah, I'm such an asshole because I don't like people injecting their lame-ass politics into a comedy show. It's lame, I am allowed my opinion, and Mike is a bit of a dick to bring up the Kennedys on so many occasions.

[ChaoticYak]

And it's hardly the first time they've made fun of the Kennedys. They've made digs about the Kennedy compound since the Joel era. It's just funny. :)

[pcreator]

He makes up for it with all the Ron Paul jokes in Rifftrax.

[elilichtenberg]

"mike if i run out of vomit can i have some of yours?"

one of the best mst3k lines EVER!

[invistar]

"How do you read a record?" D:

This movie is so depressing. xD

[bunghole689]

"Just sing the St. Elmo's Fire theme song and get it over with!"

[sock2828]

"Paint my muscle car prune color please!"

[allathlete12]

"Ok, yeah, yeah go all the way in there, slam the door firmly behind you and ...DIE. Good."

I <3 Mike...

[BryonYoungblood]

"What, 's he gonna get mauled by $100 bills? DO SOMETHING!!"

Bryon