I'm writing a book in baby language

[OriginalDecoy]

that. was fantastic. i mean, that thrilling intro grabbed me. the suspense pulled me in. and the end of that sentence. well you might as well end it there because i came. thats right, i did. and i'm not even ashamed to put it on the internet. THAT! sir, is how a book is written.

[zavdogg256]

i thort it would go something like dadadadadadadadadadadadadadada­dadadadadadda

[Quintinohthree]

You made some grammatical errors here and there and I wouldn't have used "babababa". Instead I'd have chosen "babablabu".

[1993gandy]

were you on some sort of drug when you made this?

[ILuvRobPattinson]

could you translate please? ;P

[chloweful]

I can understand humor. But you did not seem very funny to me

[FreestylSplintaBball]

GENIUS!!

[TheLillystar22]

*_* we'll see how that goes for you.

[chloweful]

a book for babys??? but your NOT a baby! and I'm sure you don't remember HOW they talk. this si unbelievable babys make noises but they're not actually saying something omg

[triniguy999]

@chloweful lol can you understand humour?

[punisher11292]

This man is a fucking genius.

[Vampiresforever10]

Uh...wow...

[badfire4100]

idk looks like he does but ya it is possible for people to have color eyes like that xD which is so fuckin awsome

[Nashwangirl]

Probably the computerscreen reflecting in his eyes.

[Super45114]

Nice hair dude

[thephattyarbuckle]

does he have purple fucking eyes

[Greggybread]

Yeah, as oposed to actually speaking to babies like human beings

[MyLIfeStudios]

it's a shame babies can't read that paragraph was pure genius !!!!

[thatcrazyB]

lol ur such a crack head jk so funny

[lovexsodapop]

it is indeed a great paragraph!

[Medracin]

Wow, such amazing pronunciation and diction. Your setting a good example for the babies.

[crazyrj14]

giii gii gah ag......goo..goo!!

gr8 job!

[bizzarebrain9]

how do you get related channels

[ZacDegFig]

Babies can't read... But they will make the effort to read this book.

That pharagraph was so articulate!

[sangahhan]

amazing paragraph.

[dawsoninja]

hahaha! The part about the clown had me dying!

[Angelisa1Nowai]

Best part.

[JacobCain86]

babys cant fucking read, much less understand.

but youll make a killing in the retard department. jk...much love

[Kl2b]

You're adorable an hilarious. Love you! And your book =D

[chargersftw]

thats going to be a best selller

[EVANESCENCExGURL]

Dude i understood everything you were saying i speak baby language to oh wait no i forgot how to speak it when i was 2

[tashxhead]

That is the best paragraph. Ever.

[solibaby]

you have really nice teeth.

[ComradeBilbo]

i kno man. like pearls

[rush1231]

Much love Khaya! :P

[SROMrPink]

awesome ! bravo ! when are you gonna print the book ? I wanna buy it !

Khayav FTW !

[SROMrPink]

awesome ! bravo ! when are you gonna print the book ? I wanna buy it !

Khayav FTW !

[SROMrPink]

awesome ! bravo ! when are you gonna print the book ? I wanna buy it !

Khayav FTW !

[SROMrPink]

awesome ! bravo ! when are you gonna print the book ? I wanna buy it !

Khayav FTW !

[ParisianHermit]

sounds more like a book for retarded sheep

[Timechanging]

idiot

[Angel123117]

that was a good book... so emotional. I THINK IM GONNA CRY!!!

[PaRoDyViSiOn]

Actually...very funny!

[Xelanderthomas]

goo-goo ga ga. Gah gah ahhhh nananaa na coo coo.

Translation:

Hysterical. You always have great ideas

[Rowlduke]

Dear god, thats deep man. Now I'm scared.

[Cybria1]

khayav, that was good, but don't you think a bit too deep for an infant? They're not ready for it man. :-)

[PsychoFlamez]

Why did you hit the camera?

[cc4rtwright]

I'd maybe find this more entertaining if I was in 4th grade.

[wildchildplasma]

you could have a baby brale(suckableish/lickable maybe) to go with tha.

[hulkthefuror]

oh your so funny!!!!!!!!!

[mwll518]

You have way too much time on your hands...

[zizabiz]

I just want to know how you plan on spelling all of that. :P

[inchaoswetrust]

I don't think this book will be that successful...its complexity is too much for babies in the middle east, they just don't get it.

[wiiehoo]

fantastic!

[forevernever07]

Why it doesn't run??

[avagabondtribe]

this is fantastic!

[punkafy]

Khaya, I think your video is na na na na blllluuuu, bub bub bub

[0Humanity0]

with such technology i will be able to control all babies around the WORLD!!!!

[Orkapork]

is it just me or are ur eyes purple?

[Raichu84]

lol this is funny :) keep it up matey

[pat84009]

saved by d bell or in this case phone. u r hilarious i cant blieve u juss did dat. MAXIMUM RESPECT.

[castaway]

omg you're such a dork lol.

[KeleTiva]

My ten month old nephew sounds just like that, down to the grunting and raspberries!  Publish it!

[Geckos987]

The vivid imagery and plot devolpment toward the end is purely genius!

[tonygem]

You get the Babies' Book Club Award for 2008.

[genie0390]

booga punga boo boo

means, "fuck off go get a job, useless pothound"

[dusty0732]

sounds like a best seller to me.maximum respect Khaya.

[arcana8191991]

This was amazing. I'd love to see the actual paragraph its self.

[hogarth2point0]

that story is riveting. I must know what happens next!

[box778899]

ha! that was great!

[thetttttttttttt]

You have perfect teeth. I mean...you could be rich if you used your blindingly white teeth to their full potential

[blackrose423]

i got on so mad and upset watched this and you just made my day so bright lol good job haha

[hypermonkeygo]

can i have the first paragraph in writing please i would love to see

[kittenblack]

i love your smile

[alwaysfilou]

lol!

The hiccup was the Best Bit of the Story¨!!!

[matob3la]

hilarious....hic hic hic!!

[missy1e23]

all i can say is...wow....153 comments on baby gibber....lol. when i first read the title of this piece, i thought "body language" lol....this is so silly

[amirshay]

I like the twist in the plot just before the end :)

[juanryck]

hahaaa ~ you always help me smile khayav, you so crazy.

[vladtepesdrac]

so i take it this is gonna be part of an 'audiobook' series?

I like your enthusiasm but at times its a little over the top, just my opinion.

[itmonkey2]

i note that you hit the camera at around 1:06

are you supposed to hit the baby you are reading this to it

if so i must object to this ridiculous instruction on the grounds that it may cause a generation of ppl who have had this book read to them to be somewhat deficient in the cranial area

[kisforkandycesmom]

My baby loved the book and can't wait to hear the rest.

[sheetsl]

Impressive! Next time, with illustrations. Made with finger paint.

[gwarradam]

dude,

that's more complex than Russian.

[xodusxteen]

Same shirt as your Me Myself and I video lol

[blindmonk07]

rofl the hiccups are classic. A++

[monkeysinacan]

How do you spell that last word?

[maxwoob]

Hope you win the nobel prize for literature...:P the book really talks about how we must focus more on babies..and uhhhhhh that's about it

[mongoose301]

khayav is the best guy around

[SimonDB2006]

That sound like me after that party Saturday Night...LOL!

[DancersAreCool]

:D lol

[441842]

how many babies do you need to make a bottle of baby oil?

[teokiatuan2]

like, seven?

[teokiatuan2]

like, seven?

[jedijadee]

Oh my gosh, ROFL!

[genie0390]

i understand baby talk actually. baby was saying, "man, you're an ugly motherfucker"

[kelcikelcikelci]

LMAO

[waterhot80]

Khaya should be a YouTube partener, then he'll make more of his awesome videos cause he'll get paid for it! Yay! Khaya 4 President of Africa!

[izzardfan]

LOL!!

[edowden06]

seriously one of the funnites people on youtube.

[VampiricKittyNinja]

Lmao KlaxonCow! That had me laughin.

[blaziinalbo111]

my baby cousin saw this video and she said NAAHHH NAHH THHHH FAKOU LA...um what does this mean...did she like it?

[KlaxonCow]

Dear Khaya,

Being fully conversant in baby language semantics, I found it most disturbing that you would choose to use such foul language and such an inappropriate subject matter in front of babies, Khaya. For shame!

Though, for a nominal fee of $1,000,000 (cash), I would be willing to make the necessary editing and corrections required to make it suitable for publication.

[KlaxonCow]

I'm sure you understand the great importance of paying large sums of cash to self-proclaimed "experts" who do a fat lot of nothing, in order to sustain the publishing industry, and will duly comply with this payment within 7 days.

The failure of making the necessary payment within 7 days is - it must be stressed for legal reasons - in no way related to the large men who will come and break your legs.

Any such violent incident against your person, you understand, would be purely coincidental.

[KlaxonCow]

Although, statistically speaking, the payment of the cash has been scientifically shown to reduce your risk of being knee-capped by large men with baseball bats. If you know what I'm saying.

Being purely coincidental, this, of course, should in no way be construed as a threat of violence against your person, in any way whatsoever...that would legally stand up in court.

Thank you for your cooperation and I'll be looking forward to receiving your money soon.

Yours Maliciously,

KlaxonCow

[khayav]

Keep this to yourself you mama blah blah, nah nah nah!

[KlaxonCow]

How rude!

Right, that's it. You force me to employ the ultimate sanction against you...

...I'm telling!

Mommy! Mommy! He's being nasty! Tell him! He's picking on me! Wah! Wah! Wah! No fair!

;P

[KlaxonCow]

p.s. Pardon the double post. I definitely only pressed the button once. YouTube's playing up again.

[boredcloud]

...thankyou khaya, that was beautiful.

[bloocutie55]

rotflol!! hahahahahahahhaha this is so funny!! hahhaha

[LizzieSpark]

I think the allusion to Shakespeare might go over their heads, but other then that it's a great start!

[moss1113]

LOL you are silly.

[betta1976]

you are so ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I love u!!!

[yaokjulie]

...genius. thats all. lol :)

[xRosexThornsx]

Its genius. You'll make millions.

[Krazeel]

Hey man I think you misspelled Mmmahmma. It's actually Mmammbah, but the rest of it is flawless.

[patricia1patricia]

lol lol

[13osiris13]

lol i think babies would love that book

[4monkiman4]

yeh, if a parent buys that for their child, they would probably want to check there isn't any vulgarity in it, so i guess you should make a translation for adults.

HA.HA.HA

[laxman2136]

ahahahhah!

[Linta18]

hahahah. Do you have a translation for that?! For adults?? That was awesome!

[4monkiman4]

yeh, if a parent buys that for their child, they would probably want to check there isn't any vulgarity in it, so i guess you should make a translation for adults.

HA.HA.HA

[MisterEvil1]

Fabulous!

[luckystrike1]

mjmjmjmjmjmhjhghghghghgghgtgtg­frgftg?

[lightofgreatness]

great video very funny keep up the great work

hope your book sells

[SolitaryManPasha]

Kahayav, You're the M-A-N

Missed your videos ;)

[Bellajones82]

you are so hillarious

[DubsWest]

Some crazy shit! but pretty funny

[marshvernet]

khayav, you have outdone yourself. this is now one of my favorite khayav vids of all time. i knew that it was coming, and still crack up with each view, and it is 4 30 am in l.a. thank you. peace.

[terryisterry2]

hahahahahahahhahahah

[DanBalan1]

dude, that was epic!!

[rusian1220]

I noted in the baby talk you had a Manchester accent.:-)

[cheezit83]

good idea...but sales might be a problem. babies seldom have any cash on hand.

[khayav]

Good point. I didn't think of that.

[amjPeace]

Plus babies can't read LOL

[MeatAx3]

only like it cuz ur black.

[psuedopod1]

well i found the pbbbhhttt a lil too advanced. i suggest simplifying that verse and adding an extra gah in the first sentence.

and u really need to watch that grammar khayav.

[psuedopod1]

oh btw. loved this vid =P

[mevrouwdebeer]

God you're gonna be so rich!!!!

[grafinia]

Khayav, it makes me to get out and have some babies ;) Awesome one !!!

[lQuantumTheoryl]

this man is a genius

[dramaddy]

haha sounds great so far. I cant wait to hear the ending.

[LadyBlackReign]

I can't believe that the nurses and doctors in the mental facility in which you're housed actually allow you access to a camera and computer. Oh and the vid was great as well. ;-)

[DanBalan1]

harsh

[Justinmazing]

It's a little racy for a baby book but well written.

[amidar86]

You are.... insane. But yes that was very funny :p

[Poeboi]

LOL! *wipes tears from eyes* OMG that was funny. Thanks so much for the laugh today. Needed it!

[bozotheclown14]

great idea khayav. it will surely be a new york times best seller.

[jinkazama496]

lol

[Joeybsmooth]

khayav my man , you may be busy , but you do have too much time on your hands . lol

[ghanboy]

How is that?

[nickanddeb]

when written down, you'll see nothing but scribbling (unless you're a baby)!

[Spiralworm]

lol It sounds just perfect.

[Musicmonk84]

HA!

[Doublebug1]

Man, I thought you died Khayav? What's up with that? I'm glad you are still alive! The Eulogy footage on my channel must be a fake! Somebody lied to me!

Good book!

[eb0nie]

lol silly butt

[golepers]

it's a deeeeeeeeeeep and not easy reading i hear uh?

[sandutsa]

lol, u just made me laugh and I was in a down mood, so thank you lol....

[Elk4758]

lol

[pat22220]

funny!

[bakaface]

Brilliant and quite chilling!

[AVTPro]

hahahah FREAKING HILARIOUS...the best.

[Moris88]

good luck, you'll need it... lol

[juliact]

brilliant! where do i get a copy?

[s2sari]

i don't think babies will understand that...

they will laugh though ^^;;

[bazbal]

Haha awesome.

[sanguina555]

khayav lo jarang mandi yee?

parah lo nyet..

[IPunchaUInTheFace]

Can you translate it for those that don't speak baby? :D

[khayav]

I'm sorry, babies would kill me if I did :-)

[hhryah]

Haha, I loved the sounds! :D

[killaclonws702]

HAHAH WTF

[mountaingirl434]

i love him, cuz he's always smiling, and is smile is fantastic- so many white teeth!- so it makes me smile when i watch him.

[coolerthanyou1014]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahha!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eweegs]

HAHAHAHA

that was genius

[snaggletoofskitty]

Wow! That was perfectly random! Good luck with that! Love to ya!