Charley Says Never Play With Matches

[TheHasanMurat]

Charley is the bloody government in disguise!

[CATBEE12]

Charley reminds me of nutty (happy tree freind ) in this episode gosh what was the name

[geoguy91]

Charley is fucking NUTS, man. I wish we had commercials like this when I was a kid. You know, in America. We'd put more explosions in them.

[mew15845]

Charley the epileptic cat! XD

[craigt1981]

@digginjim guessing mums in the 70s were always too busy with the milkmen to be watching their kids, or completely off their faces.

[RossiFan140]

ONE PISSED UP CAT!

[Digginjim]

I love the fact that most of the reason this kid has to listen to his fucking cat is because of irresponsible parenting - seriously - watch the others - matches left on the table, cooker left unattended, kid left playing on his own in the park. Then the mum makes it up to him by buying his affection with an apple or something. Public information? Chav information more like.

[joesoap81]

Is that Charleys crack pipe on the table?

[mrliampep5i]

charleys idea of fun is counting blocks yeah hes fun

[XxNolita96xX]

Why is it always Mummy? How come he never goes to tell Daddy? xD

[cheeseload5]

lol

[adamanFTtitwell]

charlies a borig stiff

[ixbounceix]

The dad must be really upset the fact that the boy only yells his mum and not him :(

[TheRealDoctorBonkus]

@ixbounceix I think he is happy, not to have that kid walking right behind him every second :D

[SnowLadyForever]

Sweet jesus what the fuck is wrong with that cat?! 0_0

[SuperScruffypuppy]

haha

[willom88]

charlie says black cats are lazy and spread diseases, they should go back to where they came from

[lamplight5]

Charley says that you should keep away from everything and isolate yourself in a padded cell

[climbmusic1]

Charley said I was looking for those you ass I wanted to spark up that spliff......

[LOCOMOTIONNUMBER1]

Charley says......never use matches, use a US Army flame-thrower instead, guaranteed to burn the house down!

[DIDDYMANJAKE]

Charlie says : Ablubablubablalalbuababauaba

Me : lol wtf

[NationalVideoWatcher]

Matches only hurt if you swallow 'em

[OzzyMandez]

He must be a fucking nightmare on Bonfire Night.

[lazicful]

At 0:11 DONT TOUCH MAH MATCHES!!!

[98faulkner]

Lol

[johnnymetalking]

this is the freakin' devil....he should burn in hell....

[iBeatChildrens]

Playing build-a-blocks with a cat isn't normal. But on meth it is.

UK Meth project.

[JFredUK]

'Never play with matches.' Use a lighter instead.

[s00paMILK]

@JFredUK so true

[el6caballo6oscuro6]

the cat's "voice" was done by kenny everett lol

[idontsignin]

I swear that cat is having a fit

[billie1123]

That cat has problems

[traukid1]

See this is what happens when the animal testers try to put a humans brain in a cats body. 1st it speaks retardedly. 2nd it protects kids 0_o. 3rd It has occasionaly freaks out

[MrChrisHermes]

That cat is snide-hates fun like Jeremy Kyle hates humanity!

[Dendiol]

Charley has Tourettes!

[MrSweetmore]

charlie said light em up biatch

[DaTman4496]

Did anyone else understand what the heck that crackhead cat was on about?

[heartofdarkness11]

haha I swear that charley made that kid's hand bleed for touching the matches xD

bad satan!

[ofcoursehesthefarmer]

You expect him to spell out ''Captain Howdi'' with the letters.

[racl101]

Anyone think that cat has horns on its head and making weird sounds?

[barcod11]

that demon cat should fight NEDM cat

[mrbedford]

charely want the matches for himself cos he needs them to smoke whatever the shit is he smoked all those years ago

[kidsworldable]

charley says never play with matches, but he went right ahead and jumped on them

[SweetT79]

They can only hurt you if you light them, they were lying around the whole time

[robokill387]

@SweetT79 matches can be poisonous too.

[el6caballo6oscuro6]

@SweetT79 old skool matches were a lot easyer to light than new ones - that's why you see cowbows lighting matches off thier stubble in old movies which wouldn't work with saftey matches (thought the stubble thing is a little exadurated)

[wolfgirl831]

meowwdudsowanmwowoweow!

[libertarianable]

It's not the cat its the kids freakin face when he talks to the camera

[EllyAutumn1991]

I'm more worried that the kid can understand the babblings of a stoned, demon possessed cat..

[Urdalibertine]

How the fuck am I supposed to light up my crack pipe so I can understand Charlie without matches?

[wazzup5055]

the cat isint that possessed as much is the kid for understanding him

[riverwater12]

Charlie sounds like my squeaky car door! :D

[SiouxieX3]

Charley has a way with words :D

[msmoonbeam91]

call the exsosist for that cat before it spits out green stuff

[sideofrize]

Matches? No... THIS IS SPARTA

[s5027]

at 0:12 symboligy much

[ianboonmusic]

@s5027 interesting!!!

[dextrovert]

@s5027 David Blaine eat your heart out!...so this is where he stole it from!

[mistervanderveer]

@s5027 Erm, an eye is "symboligy"?

Jesus, I knew the you-tube dropout-community was far below average IQ, but this is just.. Wow. You DO know that the eye (and the hand, the lips) are elementary concepts you learn as a kid, say, like Charlie? An education is pretty hard to get by these days, I'll give you that.

"OMG ITS AN EYE SO THEREFORE ILLUMINATI OH NO I NEED TO DRINK MORE BEER AND SMOKE MORE WEED SO I CAN HAVE MORE IRRATIONAL THOUGHTS AND BE PRETENTIOUS!".

[Feisty1967]

@mistervanderveer Well, apparently, it seems that you are part of the youtube dropout-community by the very fact that you are on here in the first place.

[screammac]

mum be more wored about the hose catching fir and what the insurence would say this cat need a maths lesson

[goodguitaristatmetal]

HES SPEAKING IN TONGUES!!!!!

[madgrim1]

charlie says dont do charlie or you will end up as him

[SullivanIsASpaz]

charlie says: GARAFRRAMRAEAMMAA *kid says random advice* charlie: you fag i said get a life instead of playing blocks with a fucking cat!

[Hardcore619Schnuller]

too bad that my cat not so as charly hehe!! brilliant cat =D

[ZincSpoon]

"Charley says he's having a seizure"

[BombasticTrooper]

Thank you Craig Ferguson for showing this to me.

[rfbarrington88]

charley just bit my finger

[jamesgwi]

Kenny Everett was the voice of the cat. True, google it.

[dementedducky934]

blahborahblorahbolblah

[JohnnyContagious]

It should be pointed out to kids that Charley is a one off. I have pulled out a box of matches in front of my own cat countless times and he quite clearly doesn't give a fuck what I do with them.

[MrSharpCarousel]

Charley is fucking terrifying. Seriously, I'm having nightmares tonight.

[TheDeadFlea]

Charley told me to burn things.

[circusgirl16]

Wow the boy can talk and understand to mutant cats, but he can't count.

[heliumtrophy]

How the fuck can that kid understand the cat? Doctor fucking Doolittle would need acid to understand that.

[blackwhimsy]

Weird how the kid sounds EXACTLY like Charlie in Charlie and Lola.As it's 40 years apart,it can't be,but the similarity is eerie.

[runningwolff50]

@blackwhimsy hahaha it does!!

[BrianPBMcneil]

Charlie was a strange little boy.

Creepy..

Brian

3085 Newton Drive

Pensacola

Florida

[ElemmireRose]

charlie says this, charlie says that - WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE ALLOWED TO DO?

[cheeseload5]

ok charley i wil nevwer touch a box of matchwis again i'm a good bwoy

[MarkSmaN451]

illuminati

[TasamiOkami]

I think Charley is trying to tell him something with the blocks.

[TrandomnesstwO]

Lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao that cat is hilarious.

[flobbegusted]

Although It was a good idea to tell children not to play with matches (or other dangerous things) I think the parents were not good to leave matches lying around or a pipe.

[randidno]

Charlie could have reacted a bit calmer to the situation, rather than leaping on the top of the blocks, thus causing the diaspora of the matches. He should have instead explained to the boy calmly in that tongue, which only the boy can understand. It would have been less dramatic, but it would have got the job done much better.

Shame on you Charlie!

[b0r3d0n1ine]

@randidno HAHAHA good point !!!, looks like charlie is as bad as the lil boy

[geardawgalt]

Oh god, that cat is a spaz.

[fr1zz1y]

DID THE CAt have a fucking sloke or something?why did they make charlie so retarded?

[enkopingsbo]

this makes me wonder if American people back in the days were Retarded?

[St2udent]

dude......its a britsh cartoon......NOT AMERICAN!!!!

[TheJamesDVid]

@enkopingsbo The Charlie campaign was UK based. It even says in the description.

[davedundee]

charlie needs putting down

[St2udent]

amen...

[timmythevoe]

What were they doing counting blocks? no wonder he wanted to play with matches much more fun just a shame that possessed cat stopped him

[hamster700]

only if you ar retarded

[nessnes64]

he looks gay when he talks

[tvtower]

Charleys ace! he must be on something. I think he is getting the matches out so he can get more fish

[littleNorwegians]

0:20

Matches = sticks of pain

[klober23]

Matches = sticks of fun

[airsoftremix]

ok that cat either is mental or just has seizures

[peticoatgoth]

my cat talks like this!!!!

[poppymoone]

@peticoatgoth so does mine.. he is a cross bengal and his vocabulary is hilarious..

[Emrald70]

well the matches wouldn't be there if Father didn't smoke in the first place

notice the pipe on the table?

[madiiify]

Charlie knocked over the cubes like a maniac. That made me Lol so much.

[TobyTheCatFTW]

stupid britts........what game is tht anyway ?

[isaac11o]

prik

[thewilloffire08]

never play w/ matches-unless u want 2 have fun

[pigwheels86]

that cat is the biggest kill joy! id kill it and wear its skin...because i am COOL

[disklamer]

Charley sez patronise your kids so they become pussies...

[FOREAL1231]

whit kin a langyouge is that cat talking in

[CassieTheMagicWolf]

Charlie would also say not to be possessed by Satan, but it's unfortunately too late for him....

[XxmayonaisexX]

charly looks off his face. poor wee cat, looks like a bad trip..

[millgrl]

I woudln't trust that cat. At the sight of the "dangerouse matches" he totally lost it.

[djsmithy]

23 years later,

Charley was fucking furious off with The Prodigy for releasing the track "Firestarter",

and for previously sampling his voice without consent!

[liesje9876]

0:11 Left to right: "L O S R" aka loser :-) awesome clip thx for the upload!

[SIsForSarah123]

charlie says "row row mow eeee mow" thats what my dad says to me whenever i drop or break somthing lol

lol xx :D

[unebear]

HHAHAHAH is that cat taking a fit!

[IsaacAttack21]

"Don't tell mummy or she will hurt you!"

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??

[earjams1]

What Charlie really said was "Don't use those matches you little bastard!" "Because the first thing you will use the match on is the strike on box and the second will be any fury animal you come across!"

[kippetjeuh1]

omfg... the cats on acid o.o

[Lamnont]

Lol, it's like a the British Leyland version of south park.

[RealityDetective]

What's up with the cat? why is he all weirded out? Oh, it's the box of matches...

[mrsignguy93]

how dose charley know all this...hes a fucking cat

[Darkwolfgirl107]

0:14 it looks like the kids got blood on his hand XD

[IsaacAttack21]

charly tried to tell him not to play with knifes lol

[TheCandygod]

ahhhhh

help me theres an inanimate box of matches on the desk (jumps out of window)

[IsaacAttack21]

pause at 00:11

Look at the boy`s face! LOL

[tonymontana1974]

hahahaha thats scary

[Lamnont]

Wow, this is what us americans were told to do about guns, As far as matches went "Y'all better play with those outside, an' not by my truck" was what we were told.

[scarryterry]

One of The Prodigy's early "Charley" outtakes, it would seem.

[MegaMcClarey]

Wait a minute. All charlie has to do is take the matches away... instead he trashes the whole wall... what a c**t!

[Danny7Ings]

But Sweep says, if you see a box of matches, try and genie them. It's fun.

[BionicLunchbox]

"That cat is clearly possessed by Satan!"

Ahahahahaha.

[drunkhobo101]

12-13 wtf.... scratch that the whole thing what the fuck?

[dave3152]

the cats possessed and charlies face is made out of paper

[Brawlboy9]

hello Craig Ferguson fans! i saw the show too. funny stuff

[WIISHTFAUU]

I'd be less worried about the matches and more worried about the horrible convulsing demon cat.

[NeoSquirrel]

Charley says he wants your soul...and be quick about it!

[obnoxiousbastard]

@WIISHTFAUU duh huh huh huh demon cat haw haw haw ! Very original.

[Nintendavin]

Umm... Why was Charley so worried anyways? It didn't look like the kid had any intentions to light anything on fire? Damn it Charely you won't let us do anything :(

[oywidapoodles]

Charlie says he doesn't have rabies. Should we believe everything Charlie says?

[DrBrainAge3]

Furry, cartoonish, possessed by Saten. Remind you of anyone?

[Halladay32]

Hmm, I think that kid was wrong; Charley wasn't saying "Never play with matches." He's truly trying to say "Watch the Scottish Conan Guy or I'll devour your soul."

[vampirechickita]

I think this is the root of why Craig doesn't like cats.

[PatSchanz]

Man i wish a cat would of told me that when i was younger...

I would have a house right now =P

[Shuyinda]

Eeeeeek! If I'd seen that when I was younger, I'd be afraid of cats for life D:

[huntster1701]

Satanic Kitteh! After seeing it on Ferguson's show, this is my new favourite video.

[supernovawin]

good to see another fan of creig same way i found it too!

[Okuabasi]

Possessed by SATAN!

[MissAnthropy97]

lol i saw this on craig's show too.

[soccerwyck09]

i love how Ferguson gets his fans to watch the weirdest crap. haha

[vozpit]

Nice of Craig Ferguson to point this out. One thing though, the box of matches was okay, until Charlie knocked it over & scattered the matches all over. WTF Charlie?

[TheIronWaffleMan]

What did we learn on the show tonight Craig?

Blarreururuaarea

[Malinky2Stoatir]

nicely done!

I was trying to figure out how to put Charlie's verbiage into words....

[AirGuitarMan0]

SATAN CAT!!! Lol

[eljc3512]

I too had to check this out after watching Ferguson last night. Very creepy indeed.

[tommysawyer45]

same here, that cat is posessed!!! :O

[kikyo4815]

I looked this up because of Craig Ferguson. XD

Obviously that cat is possessed by Satan! Haha! XD

[AshiteruNeji]

Ha ha I love how people watched Craig Ferguson the other night and had to find this! It's almost like the Yes Dance thing all over again! That Cat is so possessed by Satan!

[DOorDIE44]

"obviously that cat is possessed by satan!" i love craig ferguson

[TWTSAM95]

hahahahahaha the cat is possessed by Satan...well thats what Craig Ferguson said last night!!

[yoocoofoo]

HAHA that was the best episode ever lol, at the end, what did we learn on the show tonight thing, my tv flipped out when he showed the cat so i missed it =(

[kikyo4815]

Malinky2Stoatir uploads each episode of the Late Late Show regularly. If you miss an episode, you just need to check Malinky's channel. :)

[Malinky2Stoatir]

Aren't you lovely!

[kikyo4815]

:D .

[R3TOOL]

Charlie planted that ucking box of matches there..

Is Charlie really keeping the boy out of trouble?

or into it....

[R3TOOL]

I think Charlie says all the right things to him in the broad of day. But at night when the boy goes to sleep I think the real charlie comes out....

[Lord1of1all1elements]

wow he puts the box on the thing and charlie goes fucking apeshit spinning his head and speaking in tongs

thank you creg for showing me this

[NXFURY1]

I agree with Craig and say that Charley is possessed by Satan lol

[lordofthescooby]

It looked like they were spelling out 'loser' with those blocks for a minute there.

[Molagbal38]

My god, the charley dove for the matches like they were on fire!

No pun intended

[corin12355]

they can... hut you??? well no shit...

[Lord1of1all1elements]

no its pronounced huut with two Us

"charlie told me you were thinking about huuting me, i dont like this attol mummy"

[OPAQUENYLONS]

P A n t y h o s e r

[OPAQUENYLONS]

CHARLIE SAYS i want to play, warriors come out to play ay ay , warrior come out to play ay ay ay

[ZoanthropicParanoia7]

Charly says.. give us an E, mate

[dekjt]

There should be a charlie says about not snorting cocaine. Charlie snorts the cocaine and overdoses The kid watching him O.D and the kid laughs! lol that would be funny. Right?

[CallyRanza101]

spaccer cat says woof