Cum Shot ( I Don't Skeet )

[thicliqsuos]

i call it oozin

[freekjuggalo14]

i also mispeld "speling" u fat niger

[jordanmelvin99]

I love this videotoo funny....but what is he spitting out???

[freekjuggalo14]

fagget

[emogoddest]

@freekjuggalo14 Rofl!! You cant even spell FAGGOT right. Smh. And You didnt know he was gay? Ohh..You late..Smh

[freekjuggalo14]

@emogoddest dont bich at my speling

[emogoddest]

@freekjuggalo14 Again.."bich" ..Lmfao...

[MegaJrah]

Its called sexting

[ladyc963]

HE SAID HE WANT A CELEBRATION ROTFLLLLL

[theeturnone]

dude , you need a damn tv show man. . you funny as shit

[R0yALtyS]

ALOt OF GUyS GLUB BUt i KN0 1 DAt SkEEtED A FEW tiMES ! L0L

[beasleyboi45]

Ur super funny

[ladythreecats]

First I have seen your video where you talk about that you have a little dick and now you tell you don't skeet but...glub. Again that is sooooo funny... I cry from laughing

[djdrama231]

nyg....



[djdrama231]

nyg....

[Tzmova]

that was hilarious!

[Rockbandrules191]

LOL! i like the dance! "Ho, ho! Ho, ho!"

[password9319]

I hope yo mama and those kids that live wit u werent in the house when u talkin bout that shit...

[yungmoney160]

lmao hell nah

[SpacekiD808]

is this guy really gay?

[ziondestruction]

you gotta hold on 2 the shot dont shoot 4 like a while i mean an few hrs then you will shoot and shoot u will peace bra! ex: when u feel u about 2 cum dont thas all i can say it works 4 me!

[mshilton88]

bee you r so adorable

[houstatlantavegasz14]

that MJ(may he rest in peace) impression went hard. lol

[asssmacky05]

ITS "SEXTING" BRIAN. LMAO

[sexyred876]

3:42-4:00 IS THE BEST

[Neash]

he said he got one eye.ctfu.brian i luv you!

[anster2ag]

dis guy should do stand up comedy

[BADATHANG]

Nigga u funny ahaha

[Jssavage2009]

I freaking love this video! Alot of guys "Glub" OOOOooooOOOo your aggressive....I like that! Major Points for you! As I keep 3:43-3:50 on repeat....LML

[SchecterIbanez1]

cum is awesome!

[cutelala15]

confetti nut?!!! lmao!!!!!!!!!!

[bdc906]

Ok bruh. Dis is how u get dat good fat ass "skeet" if u will. Increase your water intake, I mean drink 7-9 cups a day. Ejaculate less frequently. Drink pineapple juice (also makes yo nutt sweeter). N wen u feel like u bout to nutt apply pressure to the place rite underneath the head of yo dick n push da nutt out. Dis tru shit bruh. If u got n e ? Hit me up on yim. Itz da same as my username

[shelsea3602]

lol yo ass destructive and lmfao he too crazy

[ObamaBeatsAll]

5stars for Michael J. :))

[xoxJuicyLips25xox]

LOL

[Booklvr777]

what is skeet?

[IMJUSSME54654]

skeet is when a quy nuts but it coulda lik shoots out

[BaldButWigged]

i thought it was sexting.

anywho..try practicing more often. eoooww!

[MyBeautyOverloads]

Sexting= sex texting..lmao!

[JRKEMB]

5 stars for MJ.

[ShaJ07]

LMAO!!! You are just so random and I love it.

[itsthetemptation]

lol too much information

[Rhp313se]

Its sexting sweets

And you funny as hell!

Im subbing today!

[achristine09]

lmfao rocky yo comment will never be the first one LOL this the first time i seen somebody i know comment a video LOL

and this shit was FAF GNR for real omg i'm in my dorm room with the window open foolin, ppl lookin up like watttt???? lmao

[Rhp313se]

LMAO st8 clowing huh? Man be his fan he deserve it!

I think Im about to start blogging this winter about some real shit...i dont think imma do the fool like he do though.

[reference1991]

hahahaha ur cute but u make ur sex life sound terrible...first u talk about ur little dick (Hilarious btw) and now *glub glub*...u r a fool

[GIANTSEAWEINER]

Yo dude he is a straight nigga dude and bee just wait for like 2 weeks then have sex then you will fkin supersoak that shit

[m1sshurd]

omg... u r soooo crazy.. wish u were my bestie..lol

[DeeLishish0991]

lmfao!!!

the beginning was PRICELESS!!

the only person that can sound like MJ!

dance in peace mj

[allyalleybooboo]

"I want that confetti nut" LMAO....too funny!! :]

[TheBabytrina]

plus he got a son

[allyalleybooboo]

does he really????? i did not know that!!

[TheBabytrina]

um i think he gay he always talkin bot gay ppl and he do gay acts cuz its funny

[sweetnluvlee07]

U are so fine and hilarious.....like omg I can't stop watchin ur videos.....I am so attracted to u....keep doin u don't change for nobody

[MrsSpectacular4ever]

Are yuh gayy???

plz let meh know..&& I followed yuh on twitter

[juneya95]

yea he is

[rosthenurse]

I know you don"t want a woman but DAMN can I be your friend?!?!?!?!!!!

[OhGirly84]

ur cute... i wish u werent gay

[loquita2484]

i love you! ur friggin hilarious!!

[jaided79]

OMG, brian you ain't trying to make it to youtube partnership?!

lol

[mcmainboy08]

he is cute...seems to be a "bf material" lol

[Corkie227]

I know what you mean---but im a chick and i wanna learn how to squirt!!

[Levant1000]

First, WHAT THE HELL!!!

Second, Don't ask me how I know; You need try to hold the nut back for as long as you can and the pressure from that will make you skeetskeet!

[mcpsp12]

He went from Sup y'all to What's Tea Gurl,how yew dewin?"WOW

[slizzoff]

LMFAO... hahahah.... "all i get is a puddle full of nut"..."shit look like i spilled pudding" FUCKING HILARIOUS

[Tiana1323]

all my videos end like this lol

[s0tal3nted]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! i love ur videos!

[MsDelilah87]

bushy eye brow

[loveisthephilippines]

death.

[Spadesz93]

hes so cute, but hes gay

...damn..why always the pretty ones.

[ANASIABABY]

hahahahahaha

[AlexisPleaseDieAnA]

LMAO

you are fucking adorable

[abiisfly]

wtf nigga yu gay!

[mommycallme]

wtf

[chloenicoleduh]

R.I.P Mickey j

[classof0818]

UGH!! brian i think you are sooo FINE!! lol and i usually dont throw compliments like that cause i get them but yea boi!!

[modelstatus90]

THIS NIGGA CRAZY HE OFF THE CHAIN....

[mrfrancis52]

i glub too... :( probably cuz the doctors kinda stretched my urethra when they stuck a tube in my dick so i could pee when they were removing my appendix. now its all glub...

[x504xYuNgJDOT]

WTF.

[locladie]

*DEAD* TOO FUNY!!!!!!

[xXAV101Xx]

lmao xD

[ladiipeaches]

lmfao glub!!!

[Beastmode475]

lmao funny ass video man

[jaman987654321]

if u dont jack off 4 a while nd as your about 2 bust, put pressure at the tip of your dick, not all the way at the top...gotta build up the cum by not jerkin it..nd then use pressure and watch it skeeet

[ad4581]

its call sex-ting lol

[RizsenJai]

wow

[1st2jayzn94]

omg...........u r crazy!!

[keithbreunca16]

lmfao...that was the funniest shit on youtube

[JD365]

To All SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET MUTHAPHUCKA TO ALL SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET GOD DAMN

[slickslipslimey]

you gone get ur ass beat bout that floor

[MissBeyonca]

I wonder what's your screen name on Xtube lol. U are freakin' hilarious!

[trena103]

Don't feel bad, there's alot of glumpers out there. I know. Had quite a few dicks in my day....

Shit, if you are worrying about skeeting faces just wipe ur dick across their face... LOL

[jacre820]

LMAO

U really Know Huh?

[JS24HB]

onomatopoeia that's what you're talking about with words sounding like what they are (min. 2:30+)

and usually for me, I 'skeet' more

the longer I'm turned on. Fast sessions d on't do it.

I know there are pills that porn star Peter North uses for big cumshots....

[MSearthtonez]

maybe you are not drinking enough water. so are u gay?

[chrismutch1972]

skeeters are achieved via a tube and pump or flour and water fed into the ureatha, filmstars fake it basically, female ejacu;ations are a water pouch they can burst. Talk to me for all things true

[imbellaaa]

LOL!! gross but hilariousss

[skategoteam17]

flex it

no homo

[soundp8]

lol yr a dumb ass!

[khyree1688]

lol i think it's only porn stars that skeet ckuz i know on them videos when girls squirt ... idk but i ckant do that and trust we been tryin lmao

[THiCkUMSz7]

u did dis video on my bday =] nd LMFAOOOOO.dis was hilarious man

[miiszliina718]

LMAOOO He iss madd funnyyy

[McGturtle3]

Sexting

[youwishuwasme]

he look kinda like the dream

[Nessly]

lmao i never had a gluber my elf,. . but i have witnessed an Xtrem skeeter . . .hittin the walls and shit NO BUENO, got me duckin an shit so i dont loose an eye. . Ne way BACK on track. . . id take a gluber n e day. . .less mess 2 clean up lmao

[mizzgriff85]

Try squeezing the head just as you cum... That should make it shoot about 2 feet!!! LoL... Squeeze Right at the tip... It will SKEET...I paid attention to the porns... and now my hubbie have that crap all in my hair!! LOL.. i know it's tmi

[dejuanptv]

missgriff: never too much information for us skeeters...lol. actually getting turned on just thinking about it...:) i've wet up a few faces in my day...

[MzHelloKitty91]

Wow....

[SavetheDream]

I glub to lol....

[ThaMzD]

O.o

[tmptation101]

I skeet lol

[Ilikehismuscles]

OMG.....

[moviestar11]

"confetti skeet"

[shugapurp08]

u are soooooo not the same fag from the video!! stop faking!

[MissBlack18]

Hun u need ur own show

[IsaiahAKAlc]

wat is the name of this song????

[DeathIIV]

dude isomegay shot like 5 in one shoot crazy!!

[ststar1i]

it's called SEXTING.

[KiSan1228]

You Is Too fuckin Cute... But Practice Makes Perfect Hun...

[sherronj2005]

his bugged out

[aries321]

you kind of remind me of the dream

[jePYT820225]

noo he looks like memph bleek!! cuute

[andycford23]

You jack off too much you got to save it up!!!! take a week or two without getting off and THEN try it you'll skeet like a porn star thats what they do

[drewgilchrist]

lol it sound like he dont have no furniture in his home lmao

[Lizz350z]

lol

[thckgurl187]

lol you silly

[Jamalttt]

damnnn your hott!

[yasminbby1994]

hAhA ALL MY ViDEO END LiKE THiSZ...

WOW lOL..

*Mhisz.Edwards.--

[beasleyboi45]

Your crazy

[kiymora]

i don't know WHYda fuck I always gotta click on some crazy ass video LATE AT NIGHT that have me dying laughing as quiet as it is... errtime i say i'm going to bed i'm just gonna watch one more video.... THIS TYPE OF SHIT HAPPENS.. got me rolling covering my mouth trying to laugh quietly BUT THE SHIT DON'T WORK ! then i got on headphones so i can't hear myself but i think i was loud ..but I JUST GOTTA WATCH DIS SHIT ONE MORE TIME!!! DIS DUDE IS CRAZY....OMG 3:43 and 5:51

[2scoopz]

He looks like the Dream lol

[yunnemperra]

lmfao i know smh at me watchin dese videos.. no homo but da turn my fag on was funny gay... n now dat i watched dis...smh i feel like throwin up/killin myself at da same time and now im at the point where i had to mute my sound to finish this comment... and i am not a homophobe so all you gay ppl please dont comment my page wit the faggerish... im jus simply sayin i dont wanna hear bout what kinda skeet he got.. why did i watch this cuz i thought it was a music paradoy b4 u question....

[aries321]

same thing I said!

[lilbusrider]

is he gay? cuz i cant tell

[KorshKorsh87]

are u for real?

[lilbusrider]

u didnt answer the question though lol

[KorshKorsh87]

u need to check out "turn my fag on"

i think that'll answer ur question

[daveousz]

you obviously need to check his other videos..

[arubankisses]

maby everytime you feel like cummin stop or slow down , do this a couple times and then let go like there is no 2mr Skeetaway B.

[bigdezol]

i am weak..u r hilarious n a gr8 way to start da day

[seeomega]

i know whachu mean. imma fan of the skeet skeet skeet.this is derived from the sound a sprinkler makes

[SweetpeaL]

YO i never knew that. Always wondered where that came from! thanks.

[modeldude55]

You are to damn funny.

[SweetpeaL]

OMG....IM DYIN OVER HERE!!!!! I HAD TO SUBSCRIBE. You are a fool!!!! lmao lmao!!! Ehhhhea ..........looks like some spilled pudding!! whoooh. lol

[ChrissyPoo516]

u ignorant as HELL....LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!

[EastC0asrVixen]

LMAO!!! yo you had me DYING laughing! =D

[WaynoSpot]

lol lmao

[sexykoreanmami]

ya kno i could be wrong but i firmly believe the thicker the cum the more intense the orgasm , u may not be shootin ur shit like a watergun but ur having the most intense pleasureable orgasm as opposed to the skeeters with their "cheap" shots

[Nyquia]

u crazy dewd

[ImYourVj]

lmfao!!!!

[kigglz]

iv...neva seen ur hair

[joecoon69]

lmao

[ALLuriinqchiick1212]

LMAO WOW.....

[FantasticBabblings]

Maybe there's some kind of exercises you can do. I love this channel... and I followed on twitter.

[RIngLeBell]

Ayo, you gotta move your hand farther back son.

[onlyoneofme7]

lol omg

[campc1]

... and he kept a STRAIGHT face... LMAO

[iLeaduFollowMe]

LMMFAO!!!....i want it to b a celebration!!

second vid.....sub is a must!!!

[Mrgamer4]

so u was gettn your hair cut? and u jus jizzed in ur pants? lol

[Melshary]

illllllllllllllllllllll... LMFAO

[GOTNOTIME4BS]

you gotta do our kegals alot if u wanna skeet...and you look good man!

[OKzs]

LMAO, he took it to the next level by doing the milk demo

PS Its also called sexting

I haven't laughed so much after 4 vids I gotta Sub

[mssexc27]

lol...ur not the only one that glubs daddy

[MsElleGirl]

you said your dick was small..maybe that is why you glub glub...just a thought...

[lunaone]

LMAOOOOOOOOO. Thanks for the demo!

[diamondmcc]

OMG!!!!!! YOU ARE TO MUCH.

[kymmirox]

LOL DUDE YOU ARE MAD FUNNY.

i subb'd

[roy76]

You are hiliarious!!

[cajuun007]

glub glub, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[740Goon]

LMAO.

Dis Nigga hilarious.

[Xxswaggerific718]

datz mad gay he did that shit wit hiz mouth

[Jazzalicious12]

lmfao . . hes so funny

(:

[1INDYJB]

u should try workin on your pc muscles. u knw how u usin the bathroom n u go piss n u hold th piss n then let it go thats yo pc muscle workin. once u learn how to do tht u can do it all day if u like.

[seantesexy123]

not to be like ah retard or nun butt im not sureee? so like are u gay or what? but i love ur vids

[DominiTrini]

now if i follow u.. u gotaa follow me lol

[tdottle246]

love ur twitter updates

[KKahJezzy]

i love how you was like " imma fuck my shoes up"..that what you get for "glubbin' milk..

[Chany14]

`Like somebody just spilled pudding``

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[justdatbul]

what i wanna kno is y r ppl commenting like this is like an advice hour or something this is clearly a joke smh