ENCOUNTER THE LONG RANGE COMBATANT WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS TO BE USED BY BRAGGING IDIOTS

[bahowski]

im forgetting english.....

[MW2ffl]

It's like watching a documentary. A manly documentary.

[Cheesus333]

Much gratitude to the creator for providing such a comprehensive translation, the preceding unfathomable audio-visual exchange left me dumbfounded and I was most unable to understand the manner of speech which was entering my auditory receptors

[RAVECRIB9t4]

He drives around in a circle :D

[FlameBoy745]

driving back and forth :|

[triledink]

Gentlesniper

[nukleararse1]

Pish-posh!

[ChainsawinNoob]

The music totally makes this video.....

[ChainsawinNoob]

A percussive noise brought upon by a compressed wave of vibrations traveling through the atmosphere modulated so as to be cacophonous. A fall of shot so exquisitely positioned so as to strike directly in my miniature target's frontal cranium.

Australian version: Boom. Headshot.

[lodziklocPL]

O__________________________o

[RyvernRaigon]

At least he explained his father more accurate about the difference between an assassin and a mad gunman. But i think his father's brain must had blown up.

[XxXSuperEmoXxX]

420

That is all.

[CarrollFilms]

why can't we talk like this now and days?

[29Evilbunny]

LOL

[WelcomeToTheGunShow2]

Team Fortress 2 = A military squadrant station onto a large fort, that has gained its sequal.

[jonnavdpas]

I actually watched the whole thing. As well as providing me with a good laugh (THAT MOUSTACHE!! XD) this video also taught me an array of fancy words. I feel intelligent now... :|

[Shattertry]

What about jarate?

[512TheWolf512]

too many information!

[ChaoDer01]

I watched the while thing.

[Oxymoron808]

jolly good show?

[VoidTheBlind]

I happily express my amusement of thy recently watched online film by using a popularly overused acronym of laughing out loud. lol.

[KAZExNOxSAGA]

I have just learned a formidable number of fancy words.

[GuitarForTheWin888]

watching this increased my IQ....

[midnite12inc]

I never new demoman could fly!

[monus782]

Now taking place in the Valve company...

[DarkDXZ]

Gang Garrison 2...

[AnUnmatchedSock]

@DarkDXZ I believe you mean the Second Sequel of Alliances in Military Outposts

[MrDGPG]

Wonder how much he had to pay for that phone-call...

[lodgefire]

this is really funny, and he drives really crazy

[genexen]

To brag: to celebrate and disscus your actions in the past or currently ongoing in such manner that the people with whom you are celebrating/disscussing tend to have some hate toward your person, often saying that the petformance was or is not so well as you tend to psycologocal think : to brag

[G33KN3rd]

meet the explanation lol

[GorbadIronclaw]

Kindly use your electronic interfacing instrument, which is used to control the movements of the movable symbol upon yon external surface on which electronically created pictures or images is formed, to rapidly depress and release one of the small knobs or disks pressed to activate an electric circuit thereupon whilst keeping the movable symbol over the knob with a symbol of a terminal, prehensile part of the upper limb next to this very remark with the short, thick, inner digit pointing upwards

[ChunderThunder1]

joseph decruex?

[JNJChaos2]

i liek trainz

[Nopenopenopeism]

"Such an individual must ............ Possess the characteristic of acting effectively with mininum unnecessary effort..."

Says the guy who's driving the car foward and backwards repeatedly in order to insert superfluous words and talk longer.

[Rixus90]

@Nopenopenopeism ...and that throws piss at people in the actual game.

[l33tshinobialchemist]

@Rixus90 This is the art of allowing ones bowels to release themselves into a cylindrical structure made of an amphorous solid material, then projecting said cylindrical structure filled with ones body waste at another individual in order to reduce their self esteem and amount of harm that can be inficted upon said individual before the permenant end of all of their life functions

[yubarta1]

this is what happens when the sniper finds a can of 58962904260957246852098758 iq

[TehSalomon]

So... polite...

[BloodyMagnificent]

Mean while at valve...

[gogetaSSfive]

ITV : the best politician in the world.

[Nehfarius]

@BloodyMagnificent Rule 1: Be politely polite.

Rule 2: Be politely efficient.

Rule 3: have a polite plan to politely kill everyone you meet.

[TheDashingHero]

@Nehfarius everyone you *politely meet.

[Nehfarius]

@TheDashingHero I knew I was missing something! Thanks for that. :)

[bloodybirdbrain]

A loud exclamation of procreating Hades you female genitalia. Upon paying close attention to this audiovisual presentation, i sternly remind myself that the long range combatant was incipiently of a australian descent rich with a conspicuous accent and rather incommunicative grammar. I look upon my own heritage and ask where has my own race be fallen to?

[Xis03]

I didn't understand a thing, but it's heartening

[JaceFacey]

Dat stache.

[tietoviisas]

Sniper? what the hell are u saying?

[a0001521]

@tietoviisas no, the person you are asking in your text message which is typically labeled as "comment" is named the long range combatant

[tietoviisas]

@a0001521 Mr long range combatant, would you be so kind and translate this to american english.

[tichergeorge]

gentlemen fortress 2

[AntiCaRniiGe]

@a0001521 Scottish.



[BanditOfBandwidth]

And THIS is why we don't have any brittish class in the team.

[a0001521]

@BanditOfBandwidth demoman is a british

[BanditOfBandwidth]

@BanditOfBandwidth oops, forgot bout him :P Well, guess we should feel blessed with his inexpendeble presence, along with his generosity of complimenting nature *cough*

[RandomDude4641]

in short, plan to kill everyone you meet

[ManuelTFox]

@TheCayogMagor You do, my friend, for replying to this comment, :D

[daken000]

*gets dictionary*

[Bamamalog]

This is really well done, I love how you turn 2 words into half a minute of posh talk

[TheCheerfulMessiah]

I say, male acting in paternal capacity!

[MrHeadHopper]

fyairarms

[xXxMartin96xXx]

feel like a sir

[LSFDevastator]

you sir are amazing. 40k awesomeness and tf2 awesomeness mixed together = one great er...... thing...... XD in short: cool story bro, +9001 internets for you.

[CheatsEnabled]

Sniper is very clean when it comes to his teeth!

[bearandwoot]

TL;DR

[TheDisturbedOne752]

I love it, I have no idea why, but I love it.

[NerdMirage]

Video is 4:20. Brb rolling!

[snowrabbit22]

and medic

[snowrabbit22]

is the spy the only one in this video without a hat D:

[MikeMCRO]

my iq drasticly dropped

[PapaCaulder]

I, the human being who is writing such a message to be written, do not desire to wait the length of time required for the motion picture video that would such be titled something not unlike "Become acquainted with the masked gentlemen possessing amazing skill in igniting various substances to include combatants of an opposing nature"

[noname12327]

this moving piece of film has caused a continuous sensation of pain in the sensory organs located in my cranium inside my skull

[fudlite]

Best video ever.

[SmileyPineconey]

This video is a Spy.

[lolindeedful]

this be fake

[lampenpam]

@lolindeedful genius

[Scarh1fiend345]

@lolindeedful You leave me astounded by such an intelligent observance.

[lolindeedful]

@Scarh1fiend345 observance isnt a word

[Scarh1fiend345]

@lolindeedful It is a word you idiot. Look it up.

[lolindeedful]

@Scarh1fiend345 nope

[Scarh1fiend345]

@lolindeedful Keep on trolling bud. Observance is a word, you're just making yourself look like an ignorant idiot.

[TheOriginalZombieDoG]

@Scarh1fiend345 Observation

[a0001521]

@TheOriginalZombieDoG you can find the world observance in oxford dictionary

[TheOriginalZombieDoG]

@a0001521 Yeah, but they used it wrong.

Observance: 1.The action or practice of fulfilling or respecting the requirements of law, morality, or ritual.

2.An act performed for religious or ceremonial reasons.

[FighterO21]

Make more please :(

[FighterO21]

I bet snipers dad is very confused as to what the sniper is saying.

[d0hninja150]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NonstopRam]

My question is that where did you get the brilliance to do this piece of art that I found so entertaining.

[scream4thehellofit]

It ought to be afflicted by mental illness

[RageAndQuit]

"Pish-posh"

I fucking lol'd so hard

[CBroskiesLuLzx]

Like A Sir.

[SuperSoupy]

A jolly effort that, upon viewed through monacles of an appreciating audience, persists in the deliverance of hilarity, intrigue, and sublime composition through regard of social formality. Splendid, old bean.

[a0001521]

this is what happens if sniper is being polite

[SirSomeguy]

If Team Fortress took place in England...

[1218dtnb1]

what's the name of the tune through out this video

[CharroArgentino]

@1218dtnb1 IIRC is Air in G by J.S. Bach

[Artacus]

If Tim Buckley directed the Meet the... videos.

[DrunkenMalkavian]

Mojo Jojo would be proud.

[ginganinja714]

I lacked the knowledge that Joseph Ducreux was currently employed as a long ranged combatant.

[TerraZet]

fake and gay

[DangerousPerson1000]

@TerraZet I must disagree with this statement, for this is not fiction, nor, homosexual.

[SuperTubeful]

@TerraZet Lol is it like he would want us to think: "This is real! I made it" No he doesn't therefore my homophobic friend. it can't be fake. Lol owned

[LunarEclipse135]

Please say there's a meet the scout like this.

[bluezero789]

erm...DA FUCK?!?

[xlKumolx]

I say ಠ_ರೃ

[Gonthor1000]

I like how people have to comment about people commenting about people commenting about the sniper driving backwards

[TimmysHQ]

WHY DO I FIND THIS SO GOD DAMNED FUNNY?

[Radeonsurvaiver]

AWWWWW! this is awesome!!!

[misterrandompancake]

an obviously unoriginal video with homosexual themes (not really lol i loved it)

[HxTrEmEcHaOs]

a concussive noise brought upon by a compressed wave of vibrations travelling through the atmosphere modulated so as to be cacophonous, a fall of shot so exquisitely positioned so as to strike directly in my miniature targets frontal cranium.

i lol'd

[sbk180tr]

Wow. That was... a LOT of thinking

[mavoelker]

I didn't understand a word he just said. I like it. :D

[TheCayogMagor]

I like how everyone HAS to comment that the sniper keeps driving backwards and forwards.

[TheWonderfulWombat]

@TheCayogMagor There's a spy on the road, and he's making sure it's dead.

[d3str0i3r]

@TheCayogMagor and yet they don't notice the demoman keeps bouncing and exploding, i understand however that he is merely attempting to parallel park his recreational vehicle...damnit! i appear to have begun communicating partially in the same manner which has, is, and will always be used in the above digital mobile image, and partially in my own manner of spea-er i mean typing

[Rockerbro3371]

@TheCayogMagor 2 thing HOW DARE YOU SIR, and the Sniper is driving forwards and backwards

[a0001521]

i love how his truck goes forward then backwards

[DethPenguin]

I like this video.

[AdminiumWarrior]

What about editing the animated version of 'meet the pyro' as the latter dose not currently exist in a creation produced by the company who own the copywrite, to make 'become aquainted with the inexperienced pyromanic loon who uses the element of surprise and fire to outwit and combust his opposition?

[OoOImWithCrazyOoO]

No one can argue with fancy dancy sniper.

[FLASHCIRCLETD]

Why is he driving in reverse?

[NeTiMaX198]

You should make more like that.

[jared201345]

what piece is this?

[MichaelChin1994]

For English class, I started writing a one sentence response and verbosing it into a fully fleshed out paper.

My grades are higher than ever.

[DjSugarKitty95]

OMG this is epic XD XD 

[Kajotex]

0:05 - 0:23 A gentlemen playing with his funny toy

0:26 - 0:55 A sniper having problems at parking.

0:55 - 1:10 Clean teeth are for professionals. Brush at least 3 times a day!

1:13 - 1:19 A scottish gentlemen trying to play a good round of lacrosse... and failing at it.

1:19 - 1:31 What a silly view isn't it? And everytime he takes aim again when his target jumps up again, he just falls down, escaping his second doom. A clever man.

3:34 - 3:40 Oh now he's just taunting.

[SpeedSlasher]

It's not team fortress 2 it is "The video game sequel of that to the first of a group of men working together to protect their establishments"

[CecilTBarbaraG]

"I pitifully express my shocked reaction caused by the humiliatingly painful death that resulted from my stealth assault uopn your comade, which has also taken it's toll upon thy life..."

Translation: "Ohhhhhh."

[SagaciousManiac]

when meet the pyro comes out... please do this with the whiskered gentleman.

[MinecraftCoestar15]

basicaly he KILLS SHIT

[TTGLLGTT]

He needs to drive backward to finish his sentences.

[tjsnider02]

is the song you've got playing the bgm from the big expensive ship in megaman legends 2 lol

[PainCake1337]

AKA : Meet the humanified Fact Core.

[MrWatch3rable]

0:30 lol he's driving backwards

[jackofblades94]

an adult gentleman, with rather dark-skinned complextion, whos ancestral roots may be traced back to the african and/or middle eastern reigon of the world, has intentionally aquired my 2 wheel method of transportation, known as a bicycle, without proper consent or permission from its owner to aquire it in the first place, therefore violating the legal system in a regardless manner which has caused me to dislike this careless and dishonest action from the dark skinned gentleman

[psycosanches589]

@jackofblades94 A.K.A nigga stole my bike

[jackofblades94]

@psycosanches589 *plays mike tyson punch out music*

[spiderjerusalem100]

The best TF2 piss take video i've seen in a while. Much better than all of those "That scout/medic/heavy is a *blank*" videos.

[groundbeef2]

TOO MANY WORDS. lol

[angryslug1]

is there a verbose soldier?

[Bulldan]

Long Range Combat is an exquisate proffesion, old chap

[bomber1012]

@Bulldan Indeed!

[CombineHgrunt]

We need a video concerning the Medic

[Luxai]

So you will kill MisterMild?

[GarlicPudding]

How did you get the voice? Text-to-speech?

[gbindahouse94]

I have chosen to highlight to all who such desire to read remarks upon this collection of still images formed into motion that the number of individuals whose total Could result in a call of "Blackjack" in the card game that which shares such title have chosen to make apparent their disapproval of the creation of this display of entertainment that 1439 comrades have chosen to state the contrary.

[lionheart902]

you should make Get accuanted with the gentlemen who enjoys to use espionage and confusion to take out powerful opponents from behind to cause paranoia and distress

tanslation: Meet the spy

[TheCayogMagor]

@lionheart902 That moving piece of film has already been fully achieved by another amateur of dynamic images and sound. It is currently located in a vicinity lower of this one, as a film to which I long-ago retorted

[moopi0]

@TheCayogMagor well sir, if that perticualr gentlemen's exploits and abilitys, are already created. Then perhaps you should put your considerable talents toward recreating the tale of the meeting of the physican who tends to infantyman on the fontlines of battle

[RdTrler]

@moopi0 I heartily second thy motion for the creation, revision, completion, and distribution of such a tale of a man whose medicinal practices are at odds with conventional performances that place the complete extermination of all foreign and microscopic instances of life upon the highest of all possible levels of importance.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@TheCayogMagor

imah dislike tis shyt.......feel like a potato?

[TheMuhalefet]

Be polite...

[OfficialPubeMuppet]

an object used to hole many swell things inside it for uses of inside the anal cavity of my buddys of the rear body part that was a word that is describeing many homosexual proprtys and a phrase of most homo sapians of homosexual stantards i now laugh at this word for the fact it has a most humorus double meaning of the exact word "homo" the laughing sesson has ended,and so has this comment.

[chicken5846]

this has made my day :D

[Quadunit404]

"Fellows of austral origins who physically assault their women who had joined them in marriage, with an object made out of a valuable material such as gold or silver, received as a symbol of glory and victory from a gentleman's game played on a large open course which feature a long-shafted club with wood or metal head used to strike a ball into a hole."

...I can think of so many ways to take that wrong.

[Killarila]

.......wow some one really should learn to talk like a normal person.

[mrjerrick]

@Killarila ... someone really should learn how to talk like a gentleman.

[thethinker372]

He may be really smart and a damn good shot, but judging by all the backing up he was doing, I'd say he's a pretty shitty driver.

[juggernaut898]

I do believe every class in the extreme game Team Fortress 2, must acquire that moustache and tophats from their authors and creators, the company Valve.

[Krispyyeah]

I'm not sure... but i think that mustache is fake

[BloXboX37]

Meet the chance encounter with the long with the long range combatant who makes use who makes use of high powered weapons in order to dispatch extermely powerfull opponents.

[FeamTorturess]

You got me to "Like" at 0:05 when I saw the top hat.

[Decont89]

Pause at 0:24 A TYPO! IN EXTREMELY! you spelled it as extermely!

[3bdooTube]

2:00, THAT MUSTACHE COMES RIGHT OFF. IMPOSTER

[Orangejuice70920]

Pish Posh!

[Brainz4me]

Let's keep it at 1337 likes :)